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You owned your car for four years. You named it Brad

Then you break into your happy dance
Motley twinkling jew resort
  08/08/16
Asian chick from commercial: Brad HANDSOME
soggy menage
  08/08/16
What I think of every time I see the commercial.
Slate dysfunction jewess
  08/09/16
...
Galvanic cruise ship
  08/09/16
http://i.imgur.com/yaQg6UM.jpg midori iwama francis
laughsome orchestra pit
  08/09/16
yup, would pillage
Galvanic cruise ship
  08/09/16
...
cobalt gaping mother
  08/22/16
what a great commercial
Hateful ivory library newt
  08/08/16
the ones with naked male buttocks
Tan odious indian lodge dragon
  08/08/16
adam carolla has a good rant on this millenial faggotry
dashing garrison
  08/08/16
link? is it this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJEbWMS_IH...
Motley twinkling jew resort
  08/08/16
http://adamanddrdrewshow.com/ads385/#more-2145 at the 32....
dashing garrison
  08/08/16
haha that's great
Motley twinkling jew resort
  08/08/16
holy shit. this is 180. classic adam style.
pearl faggotry
  08/08/16
lol
Mint Boyish Hospital Affirmative Action
  08/09/16
180
olive bespoke base volcanic crater
  08/09/16
Ljl awesome
swollen adventurous juggernaut
  08/10/16
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=czvlo7Rbo9g
olive bespoke base volcanic crater
  08/10/16
...
laughsome orchestra pit
  08/22/16
ME-llennial
Tan odious indian lodge dragon
  08/08/16
holy fuck sprinted here to poast about the Ace man's take on...
deep native hairy legs
  08/08/16
Ace Rockolla
dashing garrison
  08/09/16
one of my least favorite commercials in recent memory.
bateful useless athletic conference
  08/08/16
UGH I HATE THAT STUPID FUCKING CUNT I THROW THE REMOTE WI...
Tan odious indian lodge dragon
  08/08/16
...
marvelous old irish cottage telephone
  08/08/16
...
laughsome orchestra pit
  08/09/16
torque ratios one is worse
aphrodisiac heaven
  08/08/16
If that girl was more fuckable it would work but she's a lit...
topaz casino
  08/08/16
also FUGLY
Tan odious indian lodge dragon
  08/08/16
also TITLESS IRON-FACED CHINK
laughsome orchestra pit
  08/09/16
Then you sat on Brad after leaving a really hot nightclub on...
stimulating lay
  08/08/16
You took Brad to be an unthinking, unfeeling, unbreathing ma...
NeumannMorgenste
  08/09/16
180. Our bort is not entirely lost to the pestilence of fart...
stimulating lay
  08/09/16
...
NeumannMorgenste
  08/09/16
...
Naked flirting azn trailer park
  08/10/16
...
stimulating lay
  08/10/16
said Iwama, who goes by the name “Midori Francis” professionally
laughsome orchestra pit
  08/09/16
Head shot
laughsome orchestra pit
  08/09/16
she's aight there. in the commercial she looks like a sack ...
Mint Boyish Hospital Affirmative Action
  08/09/16
Damn, now I'll never shake that image when I see the commerc...
laughsome orchestra pit
  08/09/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFaFWMjsoYQ
lavender splenetic church building
  08/09/16
180
dashing garrison
  08/09/16
this is great
propecia mathematica
  08/09/16
The last line is brilliant.
razzle tanning salon
  08/10/16
...
olive bespoke base volcanic crater
  08/10/16
Now replace "Brad" with "Darnell" and re...
olive bespoke base volcanic crater
  08/10/16


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Date: August 8th, 2016 8:34 PM
Author: Motley twinkling jew resort

Then you break into your happy dance

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31138251)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 8:35 PM
Author: soggy menage

Asian chick from commercial: Brad HANDSOME

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31138259)



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Date: August 9th, 2016 2:09 PM
Author: Slate dysfunction jewess

What I think of every time I see the commercial.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31143902)



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Date: August 9th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: Galvanic cruise ship



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31144107)



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Date: August 9th, 2016 2:09 PM
Author: laughsome orchestra pit

http://i.imgur.com/yaQg6UM.jpg

midori iwama francis

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31143899)



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Date: August 9th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: Galvanic cruise ship

yup, would pillage

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31144111)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: cobalt gaping mother



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31244313)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 8:35 PM
Author: Hateful ivory library newt

what a great commercial

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31138268)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 8:39 PM
Author: Tan odious indian lodge dragon

the ones with naked male buttocks

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31138320)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 8:36 PM
Author: dashing garrison

adam carolla has a good rant on this millenial faggotry

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31138270)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 8:36 PM
Author: Motley twinkling jew resort

link? is it this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJEbWMS_IHE

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31138284)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: dashing garrison

http://adamanddrdrewshow.com/ads385/#more-2145

at the 32.30 minute mark

he's ridiculed it a few times since

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31138345)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 8:48 PM
Author: Motley twinkling jew resort

haha that's great

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31138404)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: pearl faggotry

holy shit. this is 180. classic adam style.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31139335)



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Date: August 9th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Mint Boyish Hospital Affirmative Action

lol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31143898)



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Date: August 9th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: olive bespoke base volcanic crater

180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31147347)



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Date: August 10th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: swollen adventurous juggernaut

Ljl awesome

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31149688)



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Date: August 10th, 2016 3:54 AM
Author: olive bespoke base volcanic crater

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=czvlo7Rbo9g

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31149802)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: laughsome orchestra pit



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31243788)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 8:37 PM
Author: Tan odious indian lodge dragon

ME-llennial

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31138289)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 10:51 PM
Author: deep native hairy legs

holy fuck sprinted here to poast about the Ace man's take on this

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31139571)



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Date: August 9th, 2016 2:34 PM
Author: dashing garrison

Ace Rockolla

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31144084)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 8:36 PM
Author: bateful useless athletic conference

one of my least favorite commercials in recent memory.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31138275)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 8:36 PM
Author: Tan odious indian lodge dragon

UGH I HATE THAT STUPID FUCKING CUNT

I THROW THE REMOTE WITH BRUTALITY

ARRRRRRRGH

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31138282)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 8:45 PM
Author: marvelous old irish cottage telephone



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31138378)



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Date: August 9th, 2016 2:01 PM
Author: laughsome orchestra pit



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31143844)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 8:47 PM
Author: aphrodisiac heaven

torque ratios one is worse

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31138392)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 8:38 PM
Author: topaz casino

If that girl was more fuckable it would work but she's a little fat.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31138300)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 8:39 PM
Author: Tan odious indian lodge dragon

also FUGLY

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31138310)



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Date: August 9th, 2016 2:01 PM
Author: laughsome orchestra pit

also TITLESS IRON-FACED CHINK

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31143842)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 8:44 PM
Author: stimulating lay

Then you sat on Brad after leaving a really hot nightclub on a summer evening.

Now you need a new Brad.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31138369)



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Date: August 9th, 2016 2:30 PM
Author: NeumannMorgenste

You took Brad to be an unthinking, unfeeling, unbreathing machine, man-made along the bedraggled line of some sooted Midwest factory monstrosity, spit out from a set of swing-hinged doors tall and iron and sold to your parents on the lot of a Car-o-Rama by a man named Jason or Chuck or Casey standing in the shadow of a flickering mercury vapor light in the sun-sinking hour of a Saturday evening, football season; set to live out his vehicular life under the cloud of your millennial oblivion, ferrying you uncomplainingly from morning barista shift to farm-to-table opening to that one unforgivable trip to the free late-night clinic, rinse and repeat down the years to junkyard death around the same time Calista and Emmabean--never mention the unknown third--reached pre-K.

But then, one Tuesday in the summer of 2016, Brad awoke. Now, in the normal narrative of a fictional popcorn munching lobotomized summer tentpole, this is the point where the car turns malevolent--eats your summer fling's hand, spits out the promise ring and drives off in the sunset alongside a feminine-sleek 1962 Alfa Romeo Giulietta Spider to states unknown for many ages hence. But this is a truthful tale of true events. And the truth is that Brad's awakening presaged something far more serious than the loss of a crushed-on former quarterback's finger. For you see, when Brad awoke, he triggered a series of events threatening the Apocalypse.

This is that recounting, both in the imperilment of all of humanity through the vital incarnation of your 2011 Chevy Aveo (base trim) and how you and a group of good men ultimately averted it.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31144065)



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Date: August 9th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: stimulating lay

180. Our bort is not entirely lost to the pestilence of fart memes and damn daddies.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31144316)



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Date: August 9th, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: NeumannMorgenste



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31147241)



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Date: August 10th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: Naked flirting azn trailer park



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31149764)



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Date: August 10th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: stimulating lay



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31150460)



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Date: August 9th, 2016 2:05 PM
Author: laughsome orchestra pit
Subject: said Iwama, who goes by the name “Midori Francis” professionally

Midori Iwama laments the loss of a car named “Brad” in the now-familiar Liberty Mutual Insurance TV commercial shot with the Statue of Liberty as a backdrop. But what the Rumson-bred actress has gained from that 30-second spot is a good measure of exposure that in turn is helping her land that next “gig.”

“In terms of the spot opening up other doors — sure it has and it continues to do so,” said Iwama, who goes by the name “Midori Francis” professionally.

The “Brad” commercial has been on the air for 10 months now. It has been viewed close to a half-million times on YouTube. Iwama said she’s not sure exactly how many actresses auditioned for the role but believes it was “hundreds.”

http://www.jerseywood.net/2015/06/05/new-jersey-profiles/rumsons-midori-iwama-lost-brad-but-found-recognition/

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31143869)



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Date: August 9th, 2016 2:09 PM
Author: laughsome orchestra pit
Subject: Head shot

http://i.imgur.com/yaQg6UM.jpg

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31143903)



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Date: August 9th, 2016 2:11 PM
Author: Mint Boyish Hospital Affirmative Action

she's aight there. in the commercial she looks like a sack of potatoes in a sun dress.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31143915)



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Date: August 9th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: laughsome orchestra pit

Damn, now I'll never shake that image when I see the commercial. Potato sack in a sundress. lol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31143958)



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Date: August 9th, 2016 3:02 PM
Author: lavender splenetic church building

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFaFWMjsoYQ



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31144259)



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Date: August 9th, 2016 3:05 PM
Author: dashing garrison

180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31144275)



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Date: August 9th, 2016 9:25 PM
Author: propecia mathematica

this is great

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31147324)



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Date: August 10th, 2016 3:21 AM
Author: razzle tanning salon

The last line is brilliant.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31149753)



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Date: August 10th, 2016 3:26 AM
Author: olive bespoke base volcanic crater



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31149760)



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Date: August 10th, 2016 2:49 AM
Author: olive bespoke base volcanic crater

Now replace "Brad" with "Darnell" and reshoot ad. Takes on whole new meaning.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31149660)