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Thought this Tinder opener was 180, chick didn't respond

Visiting a Southern city in a few days and matched with this...
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flame?
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BEEP BEEP BEEP
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slippery infuriating pisswyrm stead
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slippery infuriating pisswyrm stead
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slippery infuriating pisswyrm stead
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slippery infuriating pisswyrm stead
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slippery infuriating pisswyrm stead
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slippery infuriating pisswyrm stead
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jesus christ op is dead here
shimmering depressive
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Frum Heady Principal's Office Partner
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yellow sound barrier legend
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ponyboy curtis
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Chestnut Area
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Holy shit wtf
red windowlicker
  08/16/16
first line was good, the other two ruined your chances by ma...
galvanic milky headpube garrison
  08/17/16
this thread? OP is Fatceps???? possibly?
Mahogany Tanning Salon
  08/18/16
Do you suffer from facial ugliness?
buck-toothed cumskin ratface
  08/16/16
no pretty hot.
slippery infuriating pisswyrm stead
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ur done here also ljl @ some slut putting on her tinder ...
Geriatric Grizzly Antidepressant Drug
  08/16/16
pls don't fight the hypo and help a bro out if there's any w...
slippery infuriating pisswyrm stead
  08/16/16
None... She already saw that you went to Stanford on Tinder....
Boyish Gas Station Hunting Ground
  08/16/16
last sentence was salt in wound breh. yeah, i choked.
slippery infuriating pisswyrm stead
  08/16/16
:(
Boyish Gas Station Hunting Ground
  08/16/16
who gives a fuck if you choked retard? you are thinking abou...
Mahogany Tanning Salon
  08/16/16
ok masterman so how would you open with a chick like this?
slippery infuriating pisswyrm stead
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I DON'T KNOW RETARD I'D PROBABLY SAY LIKE HEY YOU'RE CUTE LE...
Mahogany Tanning Salon
  08/16/16
1. anyone prole can say that 2. anyone prole can say that...
slippery infuriating pisswyrm stead
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hey guess what PRO FUCKING TIP: anyone can also FUCK. that's...
Mahogany Tanning Salon
  08/16/16
lollll
Geriatric Grizzly Antidepressant Drug
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concupiscible seedy hall
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Lol
Embarrassed to the bone histrionic bawdyhouse
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LMAO
Unholy supple mad-dog skullcap kitty cat
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stirring public bath therapy
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multi-colored aquamarine tank
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Slate electric nursing home
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Protip: She's taken many a PROLE's TIP.
Boyish Gas Station Hunting Ground
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ponyboy curtis
  08/17/16
crrrrr OP, don't sweat the opener. with your try hard a...
Geriatric Grizzly Antidepressant Drug
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sinister orchestra pit ceo
  08/16/16
nah if i make it past the opener it's usually smooth sailing...
slippery infuriating pisswyrm stead
  08/16/16
post a picture of such a conversation or we won't believe u
Mahogany Tanning Salon
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http://i.imgur.com/IOsZ2V2.jpg
slippery infuriating pisswyrm stead
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OMG... you seem nice. But these are horrendous. Rule 1: ...
Boyish Gas Station Hunting Ground
  08/16/16
what do you mean "these are horrendous.". this was...
slippery infuriating pisswyrm stead
  08/16/16
Jesus... I'm not sure how. OK. What was wrong with her? ...
Boyish Gas Station Hunting Ground
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all tinder is pnd.
slippery infuriating pisswyrm stead
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my god man
razzmatazz reading party trailer park
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slippery infuriating pisswyrm stead
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Better. Did you seal the deal, or not? I'm guessing not.
Boyish Gas Station Hunting Ground
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yes
slippery infuriating pisswyrm stead
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You should do a better job of getting rid of her name. Fo...
Boyish Gas Station Hunting Ground
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not bad? c'mon dude. she's a 9.
slippery infuriating pisswyrm stead
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On a scale of 1-20, she's at least a 9, I'll give you that. ...
Boyish Gas Station Hunting Ground
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bullshit. she has perfect physique and is a dancer so she's...
slippery infuriating pisswyrm stead
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On binary, she's a 1. Diff'rent strokes for diff'rent fo...
Boyish Gas Station Hunting Ground
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that guy is an idiot, i can't get through a video
razzmatazz reading party trailer park
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(Facebook stalker)
Startling snowy senate
  10/02/16
these arent bad bro, nice
Geriatric Grizzly Antidepressant Drug
  08/16/16
Lol dude. I'm hoping you're running sad-transparently-posin...
bateful dopamine institution
  08/16/16
JFC this may be the worst online opener i have ever seen in ...
Sienna Locale Coldplay Fan
  08/16/16
it was meant to be tongue in cheek. hence the "kids&qu...
slippery infuriating pisswyrm stead
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You need to review RSF's work. It doesn't matter that she we...
Boyish Gas Station Hunting Ground
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in fact, a chick that went to harvard is probably less likel...
Geriatric Grizzly Antidepressant Drug
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lol this
sinister orchestra pit ceo
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Zombie-like opaque ticket booth
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"If you add our cumulative test scores, the resultant s...
Adventurous Well-lubricated Menage
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saffron razzle-dazzle school clown
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spit water out irl
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beady-eyed theater stage kitty
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haha
Thriller Sanctuary
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lol
pale abode fanboi
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Frum Heady Principal's Office Partner
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Tyft
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Lol
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Microsoft Product Anomalies
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180
Laughsome Library Skinny Woman
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Claret mentally impaired pozpig
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Medicated mind-boggling mood church
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That S bomb sure isn't powerful
razzle massive gaping location
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Ouch
Spectacular puce cruise ship goyim
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There are almost too many ways in which you went wrong here,...
Maniacal arousing native
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that's the joke. the fact that it's so damn out of place th...
slippery infuriating pisswyrm stead
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Learn some better jokes.
Maniacal arousing native
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Hahahaha 110% chance you are nowag Yellow thumps up confi...
Canary New Version Indian Lodge
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Bipolar national
  08/16/16
i'm... i just don't know. i don't know where to start
Mahogany Tanning Salon
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*asks for advice on how to salvage something that failed* ...
slippery infuriating pisswyrm stead
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*betrays no awareness in title or OP of the utter hilarity o...
Adventurous Well-lubricated Menage
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ok fine.
slippery infuriating pisswyrm stead
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it's constructive for you to learn that something you though...
big-titted regret property
  08/16/16
Holy shit this. What made OP think that would work in SEC co...
Sapphire Big Locus Chad
  08/16/16
bro that opener wouldnt work anywhere
Geriatric Grizzly Antidepressant Drug
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Mahogany Tanning Salon
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This is an anonymous message board bro. You NEED to be humi...
bateful dopamine institution
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golden shower emojiis and lick messages? insta-response. ...
slippery infuriating pisswyrm stead
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explain how you raised the level of discourse your opener...
Mahogany Tanning Salon
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it sets the tone. i can't just open with something like, &q...
slippery infuriating pisswyrm stead
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"setting the tone" in that it establishes that you...
Mahogany Tanning Salon
  08/16/16
more context - every tweet by this chick is about politics o...
slippery infuriating pisswyrm stead
  08/16/16
so why wasn't your opener about politics then
Mahogany Tanning Salon
  08/16/16
Bro, she just set up a date with a Chad who just messaged &q...
beady-eyed theater stage kitty
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Bipolar national
  08/16/16
LOLing. This pumo seems like a good dooder. He's obviousl...
Boyish Gas Station Hunting Ground
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Geriatric Grizzly Antidepressant Drug
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Olive chapel genital piercing
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The first message was aspie as fuck. Then you doubled down. ...
Canary New Version Indian Lodge
  08/16/16
HE'S THREE BEEPS DEEP
beady-eyed theater stage kitty
  08/16/16
He's outta here!
Canary New Version Indian Lodge
  08/16/16
This. Jesus christ
Cream zippy shrine incel
  08/16/16
Lol cr
Embarrassed to the bone histrionic bawdyhouse
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You somehow managed to write the only opener she probably co...
Vigorous theatre old irish cottage
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comical voyeur stag film
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This is a chick who is an objective 5 who just wants to get ...
Rambunctious irradiated doctorate twinkling uncleanness
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dude her legs are elite and she's slim as fuark. 50% of wom...
slippery infuriating pisswyrm stead
  08/16/16
that's not what an objective 5 is. This isn't on a percentil...
Rambunctious irradiated doctorate twinkling uncleanness
  08/16/16
wtf. that's exactly what a 5 means.
slippery infuriating pisswyrm stead
  08/16/16
no it doesn't idiot, carrying that logic forward according t...
Rambunctious irradiated doctorate twinkling uncleanness
  08/16/16
Lol, I agree with you that a 5 is not 50%, because so many w...
bateful dopamine institution
  08/16/16
I love her legs too. FWIW
Boyish Gas Station Hunting Ground
  08/16/16
yeah nice slender legs
Thriller Sanctuary
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Love it
blue misanthropic potus
  08/16/16
omg lol our kids
angry purple ape
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pale abode fanboi
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3 messages 2 hours apart? LJL
shaky water buffalo
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lol
Rambunctious irradiated doctorate twinkling uncleanness
  08/16/16
as opposed to? i was (successfully) messaging other chicks ...
slippery infuriating pisswyrm stead
  08/16/16
as opposed to ANYTHING FUCKING ELSE seriously is this DVP
Mahogany Tanning Salon
  08/16/16
Ouch even worse. Thought this was all at once
Spectacular puce cruise ship goyim
  08/16/16
how is that worse? i was doing other stuff with my life and...
slippery infuriating pisswyrm stead
  08/16/16
brother. brother
Mahogany Tanning Salon
  08/16/16
yeah. Perfectly reasonable opener and follow up. You played ...
Bipolar national
  08/16/16
cool thanks. will try it out.
slippery infuriating pisswyrm stead
  08/16/16
180. best advice given in this thread, can't wait to see the...
Mahogany Tanning Salon
  08/16/16
you know.. sometimes the simplest answer is the right answer...
Bipolar national
  08/16/16
...
Boyish Gas Station Hunting Ground
  08/16/16
lol
Rambunctious irradiated doctorate twinkling uncleanness
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Lol holy shit didn't see the time stamps. Following up two h...
Canary New Version Indian Lodge
  08/16/16
lmao
Olive chapel genital piercing
  08/16/16
Holy fucking shit. Did not even notice that. OP, I hope ...
bateful dopamine institution
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...
bearded wonderful lodge giraffe
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My BEEP BEEP BEEP machine just broke from aspie overload
exhilarant dilemma sex offender
  08/16/16
ok assholes, then why didn't this non-aspie opener work with...
slippery infuriating pisswyrm stead
  08/16/16
jesus she's a 5 too
Rambunctious irradiated doctorate twinkling uncleanness
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i don't see a non-aspie opener
Mahogany Tanning Salon
  08/16/16
seriously? how is THAT aspie?
slippery infuriating pisswyrm stead
  08/16/16
it's weird and demanding SOMEWHAT better would have been ...
Mahogany Tanning Salon
  08/16/16
demanding isn't good? sets up a hoop for her to jump through...
slippery infuriating pisswyrm stead
  08/16/16
DVP i literally want to watch you die
Mahogany Tanning Salon
  08/16/16
try "fucky fucky"
Olive chapel genital piercing
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Embarrassed to the bone histrionic bawdyhouse
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razzmatazz reading party trailer park
  09/09/16
i think thats too aggressive.
Spectacular puce cruise ship goyim
  08/16/16
Way too try-hard. Not playful at all.
Canary New Version Indian Lodge
  08/16/16
He needs some winky faces and like 5 thumbs up. This chick i...
Boyish Gas Station Hunting Ground
  08/16/16
Awful flame
Slate electric nursing home
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BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
jet-lagged white forum place of business
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and you SUPER LIKED her too you little rascal mmm mmm mmmmmm...
Geriatric Grizzly Antidepressant Drug
  08/16/16
she doesn't look humorous
angry purple ape
  08/16/16
she's not. her profile text is "go away" but...
slippery infuriating pisswyrm stead
  08/16/16
lol way to read the room
angry purple ape
  08/16/16
you acknowledge or respond to her "go away" in any...
slippery infuriating pisswyrm stead
  08/16/16
You should have opened with "No U"!
Boyish Gas Station Hunting Ground
  08/16/16
lol at all the dweebs in this thread pretending they would d...
bat-shit-crazy cracking meetinghouse background story
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couldn't because i found out her bio by google stalking her....
slippery infuriating pisswyrm stead
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https://cdn.pastemagazine.com/www/blogs/lists/2012/10/30/fon...
Olive chapel genital piercing
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...
Geriatric Grizzly Antidepressant Drug
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no descriptive paragraph? her linkedin is like three pages l...
Adventurous Well-lubricated Menage
  08/16/16
you're good. don't out ty. but i mean in her tinder.
slippery infuriating pisswyrm stead
  08/16/16
i dont think his opener was that bad. its the follow up mes...
Spectacular puce cruise ship goyim
  08/16/16
it's not that bad but it's not surprising she didn't respond...
Mahogany Tanning Salon
  08/16/16
how was evoking the SEC rivalry in the second one bad? s...
slippery infuriating pisswyrm stead
  08/16/16
SHUT THE FUCK UP DVP
Mahogany Tanning Salon
  08/16/16
it's not dvp, dvp didn't have that degree
Adventurous Well-lubricated Menage
  08/16/16
"det" pics of random girls doubling down on auti...
Mahogany Tanning Salon
  08/16/16
that describes like 80% of xo lol.
slippery infuriating pisswyrm stead
  08/16/16
yeah? find another thread like this whose OP is not DVP
Mahogany Tanning Salon
  08/16/16
i'm the OP. no, unfortunately i'm just yet another aspie lo...
slippery infuriating pisswyrm stead
  08/16/16
well let's see - you came to us for advice - you pushed ba...
Mahogany Tanning Salon
  08/16/16
so i guess instead i'm going to have to bone the chick for w...
slippery infuriating pisswyrm stead
  08/16/16
do you actually want to fuck or do you want to preen? faggot
Mahogany Tanning Salon
  08/16/16
OP, this is the classic "HARSH, BUT FAIR" scenario...
Boyish Gas Station Hunting Ground
  08/16/16
Cr, he never went to stanford
Slate electric nursing home
  08/16/16
I thought it was doobs
bat-shit-crazy cracking meetinghouse background story
  08/16/16
also possible, he's been posting actively
Mahogany Tanning Salon
  08/16/16
how about: "Did you know that you only cut out half of...
Thriller Sanctuary
  08/16/16
this thread is some massive and 180 self pwnage with a 3%...
disgusting aphrodisiac dog poop keepsake machete
  08/16/16
i usually chime in with KILLSHOT on others but this thread i...
slippery infuriating pisswyrm stead
  08/16/16
IGWC has some good ones too...
Boyish Gas Station Hunting Ground
  08/16/16
Is OP dvp?
unhinged mexican pit
  08/16/16
Yeah it's especially bad today I'm afraid
pea-brained base associate
  08/16/16
thought that bro got scared straight when he was outed
unhinged mexican pit
  08/16/16
No, unfortunately he's back at it. Tail of the dragon.
pea-brained base associate
  08/16/16
You could still save it with a well-timed "pls respond&...
jet fluffy field
  08/16/16
"Hey look, I know you missed the early admissions deadl...
beady-eyed theater stage kitty
  08/16/16
Cr
Embarrassed to the bone histrionic bawdyhouse
  08/17/16
I love that even the bortgais can LOL at this.
Boyish Gas Station Hunting Ground
  08/16/16
No 23 yo girl who is actually bangable and smart wants to ta...
Cheese-eating hospital selfie
  08/16/16
Now I understand why tindr is so easy for me
Cerise Bat Shit Crazy Indirect Expression Volcanic Crater
  08/16/16
...
Boyish Gas Station Hunting Ground
  08/16/16
fine. i'll just pay $500 to fuck a seekingarrangement slut....
slippery infuriating pisswyrm stead
  08/16/16
You have plenty of time. You will learn through your failure...
Boyish Gas Station Hunting Ground
  08/16/16
Clearly i'm overthinking this. just opened another chick wi...
slippery infuriating pisswyrm stead
  08/16/16
Yes... don't overthink it.
Boyish Gas Station Hunting Ground
  08/16/16
Sounds about right. Don't expect responses from everyone an...
Spectacular puce cruise ship goyim
  08/16/16
I think that's stupid because you are providing blackmail ma...
fragrant crawly factory reset button
  08/16/16
ljl at this paranoia.
slippery infuriating pisswyrm stead
  08/16/16
lol at "corporate exec" if it works on girls co...
Mahogany Tanning Salon
  08/16/16
This
Embarrassed to the bone histrionic bawdyhouse
  08/17/16
get a fresh haircut
Gold idea he suggested coffee pot
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I now understand why 10% of males get 80% of the women onlin...
translucent naked market
  08/16/16
...
Boyish Gas Station Hunting Ground
  08/16/16
This is not why
soul-stirring liquid oxygen
  08/16/16
Gotta hit'er wit dat plz respond
Green titillating resort
  08/16/16
another chick ghosted on me. after she said she lived close...
slippery infuriating pisswyrm stead
  08/16/16
stop talking to chicks like they're your xo bros
garnet center
  08/16/16
Damn it I laughed so hard I just spilled coffee on my keyboa...
Crusty heaven
  08/17/16
Holy shit, OP. Legendary thread.
shimmering depressive
  08/17/16
...
yellow sound barrier legend
  08/17/16
You would have been so much better off with "ooga booga...
Coral theater codepig
  08/17/16
best thread in a long time.
emerald hairless site rigor
  08/17/16
*RSF messages same girl with eggplant, cat, and thumbs up em...
vermilion black woman
  08/17/16
lulz
nyuug
  08/17/16
SMOOTH OPERATOR!!!111111
nyuug
  08/17/16
It was funny watching op get gangbanged ITT. So what do you ...
lurid anal narrative
  08/17/16
We must secure the existence of our people and a future for ...
Coral theater codepig
  08/17/16
lol I think I get it. Like, that was casually and relevantly...
lurid anal narrative
  08/17/16
BEEP BEEP BEEP
Embarrassed to the bone histrionic bawdyhouse
  08/17/16
Shut up chink
Slate electric nursing home
  08/17/16
Oh look, a stalker sync pumo raves incoherently. We sure hav...
lurid anal narrative
  08/17/16
ridiculous that you think that line would play but not my &q...
slippery infuriating pisswyrm stead
  08/17/16
Proven results: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
Coral theater codepig
  08/17/16
you guys will never get it
yellow sound barrier legend
  08/17/16
i just mention something from her profile, idk. if no profil...
Mahogany Tanning Salon
  08/17/16
only thing in her profile was harvard and some pics of her i...
slippery infuriating pisswyrm stead
  08/17/16
next time, say something about europe.
Mahogany Tanning Salon
  08/17/16
yeah my game's so off right now i'm losing hope for this wee...
slippery infuriating pisswyrm stead
  08/17/16
i'm losing hope for you not being flame
Mahogany Tanning Salon
  08/17/16
she sounds lame
vermilion black woman
  08/17/16
trade secrets, my chigga
nyuug
  08/17/16
...
twinkling marvelous lay
  08/17/16
Can't believe no one's pointed out the funniest part of all ...
Pumonymous
  08/17/16
eh you should probably edit this brother but lol at OP no...
Mahogany Tanning Salon
  08/17/16
why should I edit?
Pumonymous
  08/17/16
OP is clearly trying to hide this piece of information
Mahogany Tanning Salon
  08/17/16
Better?
Pumonymous
  08/17/16
brother
Mahogany Tanning Salon
  08/17/16
FINE
Pumonymous
  08/17/16
good catch but against the spirit of the board
crimson swashbuckling jewess
  08/17/16
(classic Doobs)
slippery infuriating pisswyrm stead
  08/17/16
*prints out thread* *puts paper into "Asian Mental I...
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  08/17/16
great thread
multi-colored aquamarine tank
  08/17/16
The last line about kids - women do not like this approach. ...
Vibrant Henna Macaca
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tbf, op's lame opening wouldn't have mattered a whit if he w...
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  08/17/16
i'm above average. not exceptional but definitely not buste...
slippery infuriating pisswyrm stead
  08/17/16
lol.
Mahogany Tanning Salon
  08/17/16
That one poaster got it right - just keep it simple and say ...
copper narrow-minded legal warrant
  08/17/16
UPDATE: she fucking UNMATCHED me. did one of you assholes t...
slippery infuriating pisswyrm stead
  08/18/16
You are going to break the autism detector
racy ebony box office brethren
  08/18/16
no, seriously i bet someone from here reached out to her bec...
slippery infuriating pisswyrm stead
  08/24/16
Same retard that had the immigration convo with the 18-year-...
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Medicated mind-boggling mood church
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brindle psychic
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I just messaged her MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.
fuchsia cruel-hearted brunch pervert
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...
Mahogany Tanning Salon
  10/02/16
Unghhh she's hot. Definitely my type
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Mahogany Tanning Salon
  12/12/16
This thread is cracking me up, coworkers looking at me like ...
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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:20 AM
Author: slippery infuriating pisswyrm stead

Visiting a Southern city in a few days and matched with this chick - http://i.imgur.com/Wonjybm.jpg

she's 23, was top 10% at harvard, has a phd, and is a deputy campaign manager for a democratic us senate candidate.

this was my attempted opener: http://i.imgur.com/ndnba7o.jpg. thought it would play well given that she currently lives somewhere without a lot of elite dudes.

no response. how to salvage? normally i just play the numbers game but i really want to bone this one.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197954)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Sexy rose rehab

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Date: August 16th, 2016 4:34 PM
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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:13 AM
Author: shimmering depressive

jesus christ op is dead here

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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: red windowlicker

Holy shit wtf

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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:32 AM
Author: galvanic milky headpube garrison

first line was good, the other two ruined your chances by making you look tryhard and egotistical

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204605)


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Date: August 18th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: Mahogany Tanning Salon

this thread? OP is Fatceps???? possibly?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31218840)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: buck-toothed cumskin ratface

Do you suffer from facial ugliness?

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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:23 AM
Author: slippery infuriating pisswyrm stead

no pretty hot.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197969)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Geriatric Grizzly Antidepressant Drug

ur done here

also ljl @ some slut putting on her tinder profile that she was top 10% at harvard. and how does a 23 yo white girl have a phd? that would make more sense if it were a superstudyazn that skipped high school etc.

in conclusion this is shit flame bro

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197959)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:26 AM
Author: slippery infuriating pisswyrm stead

pls don't fight the hypo and help a bro out if there's any way to save this.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197993)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:36 AM
Author: Boyish Gas Station Hunting Ground

None... She already saw that you went to Stanford on Tinder. You didn't need to bring it up. Then you made it worse... and then even worse.

Done here, brother. Unless you are in the top 10% of Chads, and are White, then you may have a chance. She's a kyootie, btw.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198075)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:39 AM
Author: slippery infuriating pisswyrm stead

last sentence was salt in wound breh.

yeah, i choked.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198099)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:41 AM
Author: Boyish Gas Station Hunting Ground

:(

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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:41 AM
Author: Mahogany Tanning Salon

who gives a fuck if you choked retard? you are thinking about this all wrong. it's fucking TINDER

she can tell you're overthinking it and overdoing it and that means you like her more than she wants you to and you get laid less than she wants you to

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198115)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:46 AM
Author: slippery infuriating pisswyrm stead

ok masterman so how would you open with a chick like this?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198148)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: Mahogany Tanning Salon

I DON'T KNOW RETARD I'D PROBABLY SAY LIKE HEY YOU'RE CUTE LET ME LICK YOU FOR HOURS OR LIKE HEY DO YOU EVER STILL WATCH LION KING OR LIKE HOW ABOUT THAT NEW SHOW OR DO YOU WANT TO SEE THIS BAND OR WHATEVER OR LIKE HEY ISN'T JONATHAN FRANZEN A STUPID DUMB FAGGOT OR SOMETHING

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198166)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:52 AM
Author: slippery infuriating pisswyrm stead

1. anyone prole can say that

2. anyone prole can say that

3. anyone prole can say that

4. anyone prole can say that

5. not bad

but messaging her with something similar to what she gets every fucking day of her life on tinder, how doesn't this get extremely redundant and old?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198207)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:52 AM
Author: Mahogany Tanning Salon

hey guess what PRO FUCKING TIP: anyone can also FUCK. that's what people go to tinder to FUCKING do. are you going to say "Wow, this is a real prole tell!" when she PUTS YOUR COCK IN HER MOUTH? you FUCKING retard?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198211)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:55 AM
Author: Geriatric Grizzly Antidepressant Drug

lollll

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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:44 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone histrionic bawdyhouse

Lol

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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:10 AM
Author: Unholy supple mad-dog skullcap kitty cat

LMAO

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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:54 AM
Author: Boyish Gas Station Hunting Ground

Protip: She's taken many a PROLE's TIP.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198225)


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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:31 AM
Author: ponyboy curtis



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:46 AM
Author: Geriatric Grizzly Antidepressant Drug

crrrrr

OP, don't sweat the opener. with your try hard attitude you would have blown it even if you made it to the date

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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:00 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: slippery infuriating pisswyrm stead

nah if i make it past the opener it's usually smooth sailing because i've traveled the world like RSF and have a bunch of unique things to talk about.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198692)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: Mahogany Tanning Salon

post a picture of such a conversation or we won't believe u

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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:17 PM
Author: slippery infuriating pisswyrm stead

http://i.imgur.com/IOsZ2V2.jpg

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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: Boyish Gas Station Hunting Ground

OMG... you seem nice. But these are horrendous.

Rule 1: Only send 1 message. Period. If she doesn't respond, don't send another.

Rule 2: You don't need complete sentences. I seriously don't know where to start. Something short and sweet. If she responds, only THEN do yo get to know her... and preferably via text/drinks, not via tindertext.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198805)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:27 PM
Author: slippery infuriating pisswyrm stead

what do you mean "these are horrendous.". this was in the middle of a conversation (not an opener) nd i fucked this chick. ljl. poaster above wanted me to drove i could hold a convo once getting past the opener and i can.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198854)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Boyish Gas Station Hunting Ground

Jesus... I'm not sure how.

OK. What was wrong with her? PnD?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198870)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:44 PM
Author: slippery infuriating pisswyrm stead

all tinder is pnd.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198952)


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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:22 PM
Author: razzmatazz reading party trailer park

my god man

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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:27 PM
Author: slippery infuriating pisswyrm stead



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:28 PM
Author: Boyish Gas Station Hunting Ground

Better. Did you seal the deal, or not?

I'm guessing not.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198859)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:28 PM
Author: slippery infuriating pisswyrm stead

yes

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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:33 PM
Author: Boyish Gas Station Hunting Ground

You should do a better job of getting rid of her name.

Found her on FB, she' not bad looking, actually.

Ask her if Coastal Carolina met her expectations, then drop the Stanford bomb... KABOOOM!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198883)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:45 PM
Author: slippery infuriating pisswyrm stead

not bad? c'mon dude. she's a 9.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198959)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:46 PM
Author: Boyish Gas Station Hunting Ground

On a scale of 1-20, she's at least a 9, I'll give you that.

Start watching Corey Wayne videos on youtube, immediately.



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198970)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:49 PM
Author: slippery infuriating pisswyrm stead

bullshit. she has perfect physique and is a dancer so she's flexible as hell. unrealistic bro.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198979)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:53 PM
Author: Boyish Gas Station Hunting Ground

On binary, she's a 1.

Diff'rent strokes for diff'rent folks. Would I bang her? Of course... I'm fucking ancient. Would I brag about it on XO, of course... I'm fucking ancient and a narcisist. Do I think she's a 9? Hell no. She has a masculine jaw, is thicker than I prefer and is into weird photography shit. (TBF, I like granola crunching skiing, biking and triathlon chicks).

If you're asian/indian, I say this is a very good catch. If white... I'm assuming you've done much better.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198998)


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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: razzmatazz reading party trailer park

that guy is an idiot, i can't get through a video

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Date: October 2nd, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Startling snowy senate

(Facebook stalker)

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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Geriatric Grizzly Antidepressant Drug

these arent bad bro, nice

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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:16 PM
Author: bateful dopamine institution

Lol dude. I'm hoping you're running sad-transparently-posing-as-a-chill-chad-when-really-he's-a-superstudy-striver-dork flame.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198752)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:22 AM
Author: Sienna Locale Coldplay Fan

JFC this may be the worst online opener i have ever seen in my life

11/10 for aspieness

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197961)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:24 AM
Author: slippery infuriating pisswyrm stead

it was meant to be tongue in cheek. hence the "kids" joke.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197976)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:37 AM
Author: Boyish Gas Station Hunting Ground

You need to review RSF's work. It doesn't matter that she went to Harvard. She's a chick and is wooed by the same Chad bullshit.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198082)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: Geriatric Grizzly Antidepressant Drug

in fact, a chick that went to harvard is probably less likely to be impressed by pedigree, all else being equal

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198170)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:01 PM
Author: sinister orchestra pit ceo

lol this

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Date: August 16th, 2016 1:11 PM
Author: Zombie-like opaque ticket booth



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199091)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:23 AM
Author: Adventurous Well-lubricated Menage

"If you add our cumulative test scores, the resultant sum would be greater than 9000, a very high power level indeed!"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197968)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:24 AM
Author: saffron razzle-dazzle school clown



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197974)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:25 AM
Author: Orchid home turdskin

spit water out irl

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197982)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: beady-eyed theater stage kitty



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198050)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:17 AM
Author: Thriller Sanctuary

haha

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198414)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:21 PM
Author: pale abode fanboi

lol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198793)


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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:15 AM
Author: Frum Heady Principal's Office Partner



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204489)


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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:27 AM
Author: brass overrated corner

Tyft

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204570)


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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:48 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone histrionic bawdyhouse

Lol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204731)


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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:09 AM
Author: Unholy supple mad-dog skullcap kitty cat



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204853)


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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:12 AM
Author: crimson swashbuckling jewess



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204873)


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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:29 AM
Author: stirring public bath therapy



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205161)


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Date: December 12th, 2016 9:29 AM
Author: Microsoft Product Anomalies



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#32118483)


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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:15 PM
Author: Laughsome Library Skinny Woman

180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#34525307)


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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:17 PM
Author: Claret mentally impaired pozpig



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#34525318)


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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: Medicated mind-boggling mood church



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#34525475)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:24 AM
Author: razzle massive gaping location

That S bomb sure isn't powerful

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197979)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:26 AM
Author: Spectacular puce cruise ship goyim

Ouch

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197994)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:26 AM
Author: Maniacal arousing native

There are almost too many ways in which you went wrong here, but what could have possibly made you think that referencing kids in a Tinder message would work?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197996)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:28 AM
Author: slippery infuriating pisswyrm stead

that's the joke. the fact that it's so damn out of place that it can't be taken seriously.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198004)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:31 AM
Author: Maniacal arousing native

Learn some better jokes.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198520)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:26 AM
Author: Canary New Version Indian Lodge

Hahahaha 110% chance you are nowag

Yellow thumps up confirmed

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197998)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: Bipolar national



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198059)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:27 AM
Author: Mahogany Tanning Salon

i'm... i just don't know. i don't know where to start

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198000)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:27 AM
Author: slippery infuriating pisswyrm stead

*asks for advice on how to salvage something that failed*

*xo just points out that it failed and kicks a dude when he's down*

thanks xo.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198002)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:28 AM
Author: Adventurous Well-lubricated Menage

*betrays no awareness in title or OP of the utter hilarity of his "180" opener*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198009)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:30 AM
Author: slippery infuriating pisswyrm stead

ok fine.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198018)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author: big-titted regret property

it's constructive for you to learn that something you thought was cool and funny makes the vast majority of normal people cringe with embarrassment for you

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198094)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Sapphire Big Locus Chad

Holy shit this. What made OP think that would work in SEC country?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198253)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: Geriatric Grizzly Antidepressant Drug

bro that opener wouldnt work anywhere

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198314)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:31 AM
Author: Mahogany Tanning Salon



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198029)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: bateful dopamine institution

This is an anonymous message board bro. You NEED to be humiliated here; that's the only thing that will help you learn -- it's not like it's public.

Don't you know d-bags on FB who you think to yourself "man, that kid would've benefited from going to public HS, where he would've gotten his ass kicked and had hot girls laugh as he screamed and gurgled while getting dunked in the toilet"? Harshness can be a teaching tool.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198779)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:31 AM
Author: slippery infuriating pisswyrm stead

golden shower emojiis and lick messages? insta-response.

raising the level of discourse? gtfo.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198028)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:32 AM
Author: Mahogany Tanning Salon

explain how you raised the level of discourse

your opener referenced something she could already tell from your profile

then you bothered her some more

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198039)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:35 AM
Author: slippery infuriating pisswyrm stead

it sets the tone. i can't just open with something like, "pick one - NGOs or NPOs?"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198070)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:36 AM
Author: Mahogany Tanning Salon

"setting the tone" in that it establishes that you are a douchey striver shithead who can't think of anything funny or interesting to say?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198076)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:33 AM
Author: slippery infuriating pisswyrm stead

more context - every tweet by this chick is about politics or progressive causes. so i thought she was amped up enough to at least engage the meme of the striver opener.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198043)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: Mahogany Tanning Salon

so why wasn't your opener about politics then

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198061)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:35 AM
Author: beady-eyed theater stage kitty

Bro, she just set up a date with a Chad who just messaged "Fucky fucky?" You're too many BEEPS deep bro.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198065)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:42 AM
Author: Bipolar national



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198122)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:45 AM
Author: Boyish Gas Station Hunting Ground

LOLing.

This pumo seems like a good dooder. He's obviously smart, he'll use this as a lesson learned. Seriously, review RSF's work. Don't worry about the chicks pedigree or occupation. They're all the same.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198144)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:49 AM
Author: Geriatric Grizzly Antidepressant Drug



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198181)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:29 AM
Author: disgusting aphrodisiac dog poop keepsake machete



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198507)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Olive chapel genital piercing



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198251)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:35 AM
Author: Canary New Version Indian Lodge

The first message was aspie as fuck. Then you doubled down. Then tripled.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198068)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:36 AM
Author: beady-eyed theater stage kitty

HE'S THREE BEEPS DEEP

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198080)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:37 AM
Author: Canary New Version Indian Lodge

He's outta here!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198086)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: Cream zippy shrine incel

This. Jesus christ

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198130)


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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:52 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone histrionic bawdyhouse

Lol cr

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204749)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:37 AM
Author: Vigorous theatre old irish cottage

You somehow managed to write the only opener she probably couldn't respond to

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198090)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:31 PM
Author: comical voyeur stag film



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199638)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author: Rambunctious irradiated doctorate twinkling uncleanness

This is a chick who is an objective 5 who just wants to get piped stop with the academic shit

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198097)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:40 AM
Author: slippery infuriating pisswyrm stead

dude her legs are elite and she's slim as fuark. 50% of women aren't hotter than she is.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198110)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: Rambunctious irradiated doctorate twinkling uncleanness

that's not what an objective 5 is. This isn't on a percentile scale dummy. She looks goofy and you could probably do far better pumo

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198134)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: slippery infuriating pisswyrm stead

wtf. that's exactly what a 5 means.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198169)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:56 AM
Author: Rambunctious irradiated doctorate twinkling uncleanness

no it doesn't idiot, carrying that logic forward according to you 2 out of every 10 women is an objective 9 or 10.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198238)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:22 PM
Author: bateful dopamine institution

Lol, I agree with you that a 5 is not 50%, because so many women (a third maybe) are so ugly as to not be worth designing the scale to accommodate.

But lol at the your poast. Do you not understand what a bell curve is?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198799)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: Boyish Gas Station Hunting Ground

I love her legs too. FWIW

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198161)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:18 AM
Author: Thriller Sanctuary

yeah nice slender legs

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198422)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:39 AM
Author: blue misanthropic potus

Love it

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198101)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:39 AM
Author: angry purple ape

omg lol our kids

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198102)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:21 PM
Author: pale abode fanboi



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198794)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:45 AM
Author: shaky water buffalo

3 messages 2 hours apart? LJL

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198145)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:46 AM
Author: Rambunctious irradiated doctorate twinkling uncleanness

lol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198149)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: slippery infuriating pisswyrm stead

as opposed to? i was (successfully) messaging other chicks during that timeframe.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198157)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: Mahogany Tanning Salon

as opposed to ANYTHING FUCKING ELSE

seriously is this DVP

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198171)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: Spectacular puce cruise ship goyim

Ouch even worse. Thought this was all at once

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198165)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:49 AM
Author: slippery infuriating pisswyrm stead

how is that worse? i was doing other stuff with my life and messaging other people in the interim.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198177)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:50 AM
Author: Mahogany Tanning Salon

brother. brother

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198190)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: Bipolar national

yeah. Perfectly reasonable opener and follow up. You played everything perfectly bro. I'm baffled as to why she hasn't responded to you. Must be busy with running a campaign and what not.

Don't worry though bro, just send her another message clarifying what you told us, how the kids stuff is soo left field and you wanted to be different. A girl as smart as her will surely understand.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198203)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:53 AM
Author: slippery infuriating pisswyrm stead

cool thanks. will try it out.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198214)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:54 AM
Author: Mahogany Tanning Salon

180. best advice given in this thread, can't wait to see the results. please update once you've done this. you fucking faggot.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198228)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Bipolar national

you know.. sometimes the simplest answer is the right answer. ljl

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198242)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: Boyish Gas Station Hunting Ground



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198282)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Rambunctious irradiated doctorate twinkling uncleanness

lol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198249)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: Canary New Version Indian Lodge

Lol holy shit didn't see the time stamps. Following up two hours later with a message about "our kids" ahahahahha

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198200)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Olive chapel genital piercing

lmao

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198296)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: bateful dopamine institution

Holy fucking shit. Did not even notice that.

OP, I hope this is just an easter egg you left in your flame.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198808)


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Date: August 24th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: bearded wonderful lodge giraffe



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31259922)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: exhilarant dilemma sex offender

My BEEP BEEP BEEP machine just broke from aspie overload

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198198)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: slippery infuriating pisswyrm stead

ok assholes, then why didn't this non-aspie opener work with another chick:

pic: http://i.imgur.com/PTttITt.jpg

opener: http://i.imgur.com/BJr7rIl.jpg

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198244)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Rambunctious irradiated doctorate twinkling uncleanness

jesus she's a 5 too

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198261)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Mahogany Tanning Salon

i don't see a non-aspie opener

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198262)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: slippery infuriating pisswyrm stead

seriously? how is THAT aspie?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198276)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:01 AM
Author: Mahogany Tanning Salon

it's weird and demanding

SOMEWHAT better would have been "damn, i like the ass on that statue in that one pic"

but still weird

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198287)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:06 AM
Author: slippery infuriating pisswyrm stead

demanding isn't good? sets up a hoop for her to jump through so establishes control and projects confidence.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198332)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:07 AM
Author: Mahogany Tanning Salon

DVP i literally want to watch you die

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198335)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:59 AM
Author: Olive chapel genital piercing

try "fucky fucky"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198266)


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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:55 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone histrionic bawdyhouse



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204770)


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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: razzmatazz reading party trailer park



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31371176)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:59 AM
Author: Spectacular puce cruise ship goyim

i think thats too aggressive.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198268)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: Canary New Version Indian Lodge

Way too try-hard. Not playful at all.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198278)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: Boyish Gas Station Hunting Ground

He needs some winky faces and like 5 thumbs up. This chick is ugly, so perfect practice.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198308)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Slate electric nursing home

Awful flame

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198292)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: jet-lagged white forum place of business

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198321)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:06 AM
Author: Geriatric Grizzly Antidepressant Drug

and you SUPER LIKED her too you little rascal mmm mmm mmmmmmmm

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198328)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:07 AM
Author: angry purple ape

she doesn't look humorous

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198344)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:12 AM
Author: slippery infuriating pisswyrm stead

she's not.

her profile text is "go away"

but she did match me.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198379)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:29 AM
Author: angry purple ape

lol way to read the room

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198503)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: slippery infuriating pisswyrm stead

you acknowledge or respond to her "go away" in any way and she controls the comversation. it's anti-PUA.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198697)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:39 AM
Author: Boyish Gas Station Hunting Ground

You should have opened with "No U"!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198571)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy cracking meetinghouse background story

lol at all the dweebs in this thread pretending they would do any better.

Op your open was fine, the one thing missing was a NEG. you needed to come out of the gate strong by asking her why she got rejected from working on Hillary's campaign, such that she had to work in bufu, VA

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198256)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:59 AM
Author: slippery infuriating pisswyrm stead

couldn't because i found out her bio by google stalking her. only thing in her profile was her academic pedigree. no descriptive paragraph.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198269)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:01 AM
Author: Olive chapel genital piercing

https://cdn.pastemagazine.com/www/blogs/lists/2012/10/30/fonz.jpg

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198290)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:08 AM
Author: Geriatric Grizzly Antidepressant Drug



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198349)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: Adventurous Well-lubricated Menage

no descriptive paragraph? her linkedin is like three pages long (E. F.)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198307)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:07 AM
Author: slippery infuriating pisswyrm stead

you're good. don't out ty.

but i mean in her tinder.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198348)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: Spectacular puce cruise ship goyim

i dont think his opener was that bad. its the follow up messages.

Harvard Stanford power match with the thumbs up wasn't that bad. The stuff after it was.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198283)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Mahogany Tanning Salon

it's not that bad but it's not surprising she didn't respond. there's nothing interesting in it and, well, she already went to harvard and it's not like she fucked literally every dude there so reminding her he went to stanford (something she already knew) isn't going to be the best argument to fuck him either.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198297)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: slippery infuriating pisswyrm stead

how was evoking the SEC rivalry in the second one bad?

so if i tried to salvage with something like, "okok was totally joking about the power match (not the kids)" is that still just too fucking weird on top of weird?

i think i might be det with this one.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198317)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: Mahogany Tanning Salon

SHUT THE FUCK UP DVP

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198325)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:07 AM
Author: Adventurous Well-lubricated Menage

it's not dvp, dvp didn't have that degree

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198338)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:08 AM
Author: Mahogany Tanning Salon

"det"

pics of random girls

doubling down on autism

asking xo for advice

nobody else is like this

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198356)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: slippery infuriating pisswyrm stead

that describes like 80% of xo lol.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198392)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: Mahogany Tanning Salon

yeah? find another thread like this whose OP is not DVP

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198408)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: slippery infuriating pisswyrm stead

i'm the OP. no, unfortunately i'm just yet another aspie loser on this thing.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198413)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:18 AM
Author: Mahogany Tanning Salon

well let's see

- you came to us for advice

- you pushed back against the advice

- your autism was stunning, abnormal, and persistent

yeah i'm gonna go with dvp or doobs

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198421)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:22 AM
Author: slippery infuriating pisswyrm stead

so i guess instead i'm going to have to bone the chick for whom my opener was: "so papa john's and video game date?" (i meant it ironically) to which she responded, "sure :)"

cotdamn so boring. i've traveled the world, have top 1% resources and it all comes down to takeout pizza.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198447)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:27 AM
Author: Mahogany Tanning Salon

do you actually want to fuck or do you want to preen? faggot

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198484)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:41 AM
Author: Boyish Gas Station Hunting Ground

OP, this is the classic "HARSH, BUT FAIR" scenario.

Sleeve is being hard on you because you need to hear it.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198582)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: Slate electric nursing home

Cr, he never went to stanford

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198363)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy cracking meetinghouse background story

I thought it was doobs

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198404)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: Mahogany Tanning Salon

also possible, he's been posting actively

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198411)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: Thriller Sanctuary

how about: "Did you know that you only cut out half of your ex-bf from your profile pic?"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198429)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:42 AM
Author: disgusting aphrodisiac dog poop keepsake machete

this thread is some massive and 180 self pwnage

with a 3% chance it's great flame

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198590)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: slippery infuriating pisswyrm stead

i usually chime in with KILLSHOT on others but this thread is one massive KILLSHOT on me.

so where can i review RSF's work to see how it's done? i've searched but all i've found is emojis, golden showers, and phil collins.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198647)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:58 AM
Author: Boyish Gas Station Hunting Ground

IGWC has some good ones too...

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198661)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:59 AM
Author: unhinged mexican pit

Is OP dvp?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198670)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: pea-brained base associate

Yeah it's especially bad today I'm afraid

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198702)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: unhinged mexican pit

thought that bro got scared straight when he was outed

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198727)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: pea-brained base associate

No, unfortunately he's back at it. Tail of the dragon.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198775)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: jet fluffy field

You could still save it with a well-timed "pls respond" this evening

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198812)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:37 PM
Author: beady-eyed theater stage kitty

"Hey look, I know you missed the early admissions deadline, but I think you'd be a good fit at pumo u! We have a great cafeteria that's open for dinner! I'll even waive the application fee because your scores are so high ;)!"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198923)


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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:00 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone histrionic bawdyhouse

Cr

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204798)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:25 PM
Author: Boyish Gas Station Hunting Ground

I love that even the bortgais can LOL at this.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198830)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:35 PM
Author: Cheese-eating hospital selfie

No 23 yo girl who is actually bangable and smart wants to talk about kids in a Tinder opener. OP sounded beta as hell.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198903)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:43 PM
Author: Cerise Bat Shit Crazy Indirect Expression Volcanic Crater

Now I understand why tindr is so easy for me

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198947)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:45 PM
Author: Boyish Gas Station Hunting Ground



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198961)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:52 PM
Author: slippery infuriating pisswyrm stead

fine. i'll just pay $500 to fuck a seekingarrangement slut. not worth my time to try to figure this out if i haven't already.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198997)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: Boyish Gas Station Hunting Ground

You have plenty of time. You will learn through your failures. Some chicks swipe right as a hedge, and no matter what you say or do will change that she's more attracted to Chad that opened with Fucky fucky?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199043)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 1:40 PM
Author: slippery infuriating pisswyrm stead

Clearly i'm overthinking this. just opened another chick with:

"420 friendly?"

'hahaha yeah'

"ever smoked a fat cone with a corporate exec b4?"

'not yet'

"you're missing out. later this week"

'ok cool - where you staying'

is it really this easy?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199292)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 1:58 PM
Author: Boyish Gas Station Hunting Ground

Yes... don't overthink it.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199417)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: Spectacular puce cruise ship goyim

Sounds about right. Don't expect responses from everyone anyways

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199456)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:33 PM
Author: fragrant crawly factory reset button

I think that's stupid because you are providing blackmail material against you, unless weed is legal in your state.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199651)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: slippery infuriating pisswyrm stead

ljl at this paranoia.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199804)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: Mahogany Tanning Salon

lol at "corporate exec"

if it works on girls cool but from my perspective dropping things like "stanford" "corporate exec" etc. is douchey. should be on your profile and then go unsaid

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31200606)


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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:02 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone histrionic bawdyhouse

This

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204804)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: Gold idea he suggested coffee pot

get a fresh haircut

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199622)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:41 PM
Author: translucent naked market

I now understand why 10% of males get 80% of the women online.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199723)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Boyish Gas Station Hunting Ground



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31201701)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: soul-stirring liquid oxygen

This is not why

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31201869)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: Green titillating resort

Gotta hit'er wit dat plz respond

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31201574)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: slippery infuriating pisswyrm stead

another chick ghosted on me. after she said she lived closer to [podunk rural town], i said, "you're the one flying that dixie flag up on highway x, aren't you?"

my sense of humor is clearly busted.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31201757)


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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:47 PM
Author: garnet center

stop talking to chicks like they're your xo bros

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31203705)


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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: Crusty heaven

Damn it I laughed so hard I just spilled coffee on my keyboard

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204454)


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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:14 AM
Author: shimmering depressive

Holy shit, OP. Legendary thread.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204479)


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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:25 AM
Author: yellow sound barrier legend



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204552)


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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:19 AM
Author: Coral theater codepig

You would have been so much better off with "ooga booga muh dick"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204506)


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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:24 AM
Author: emerald hairless site rigor

best thread in a long time.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204547)


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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:28 AM
Author: vermilion black woman

*RSF messages same girl with eggplant, cat, and thumbs up emoji*

*chick responds with cocktails emoji and "first"*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204584)


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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:29 AM
Author: nyuug (180 White Girls with Korean Guys)

lulz

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204592)


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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:29 AM
Author: nyuug (180 White Girls with Korean Guys)

SMOOTH OPERATOR!!!111111

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204590)


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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:53 AM
Author: lurid anal narrative (lttp)

It was funny watching op get gangbanged ITT. So what do you playful smooth operators say on tinder do you just do emojis

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204752)


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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:57 AM
Author: Coral theater codepig

We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204788)


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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:05 AM
Author: lurid anal narrative (lttp)

lol I think I get it. Like, that was casually and relevantly witty, made me laugh and 50% more likely to cab to your place for dominos and 420

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204830)


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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:08 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone histrionic bawdyhouse

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204843)


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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:13 AM
Author: Slate electric nursing home

Shut up chink

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204878)


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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:23 AM
Author: lurid anal narrative (lttp)

Oh look, a stalker sync pumo raves incoherently. We sure haven't seen that before.

Shouldn't you be in the tenderloin begging for change?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204930)


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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:16 AM
Author: slippery infuriating pisswyrm stead

ridiculous that you think that line would play but not my "our kids" joke.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204893)


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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: Coral theater codepig

Proven results: White Nationalist slogan (14 words) as Tinder opener (results)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205279)


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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: yellow sound barrier legend

you guys will never get it

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204789)


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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:01 AM
Author: Mahogany Tanning Salon

i just mention something from her profile, idk. if no profile i mention something from her pictures.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204802)


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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:17 AM
Author: slippery infuriating pisswyrm stead

only thing in her profile was harvard and some pics of her in europe.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204897)


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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:18 AM
Author: Mahogany Tanning Salon

next time, say something about europe.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204900)


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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:28 AM
Author: slippery infuriating pisswyrm stead

yeah my game's so off right now i'm losing hope for this weekend's trip.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204952)


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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:40 AM
Author: Mahogany Tanning Salon

i'm losing hope for you not being flame

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205012)


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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:19 AM
Author: vermilion black woman

she sounds lame

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204905)


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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:04 AM
Author: nyuug (180 White Girls with Korean Guys)

trade secrets, my chigga

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204823)


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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:54 AM
Author: twinkling marvelous lay



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204761)


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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:08 AM
Author: Pumonymous

Can't believe no one's pointed out the funniest part of all of this: OP "did ******* for grad school." Looking closely at the picture, you can read the name of the school.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204846)


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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:10 AM
Author: Mahogany Tanning Salon

eh you should probably edit this brother

but lol at OP not even knowing how to erase something from an image

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204864)


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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:11 AM
Author: Pumonymous

why should I edit?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204869)


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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:12 AM
Author: Mahogany Tanning Salon

OP is clearly trying to hide this piece of information

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204875)


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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:14 AM
Author: Pumonymous

Better?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204881)


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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:14 AM
Author: Mahogany Tanning Salon

brother

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204882)


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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:15 AM
Author: Pumonymous

FINE

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204888)


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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:17 AM
Author: crimson swashbuckling jewess

good catch but against the spirit of the board

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204895)


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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:27 AM
Author: slippery infuriating pisswyrm stead

(classic Doobs)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204944)


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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:29 AM
Author: hot onyx shitlib crackhouse

*prints out thread*

*puts paper into "Asian Mental Illness" file*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204958)


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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:32 AM
Author: multi-colored aquamarine tank

great thread

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204974)


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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:49 AM
Author: Vibrant Henna Macaca

The last line about kids - women do not like this approach. Way too aggressive (I know you meant it as a joke but if I was a woman and a random stranger approached me on tinder this way I would have found it creepy and off-putting).

You sounded *really* desperate and immature.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205040)


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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:52 AM
Author: emerald hairless site rigor

tbf, op's lame opening wouldn't have mattered a whit if he were good-looking enough.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205048)


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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:55 AM
Author: slippery infuriating pisswyrm stead

i'm above average. not exceptional but definitely not busted. enough for other tinder chicks to compliment me unprompted.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205057)


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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: Mahogany Tanning Salon

lol.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31208337)


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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:12 AM
Author: copper narrow-minded legal warrant

That one poaster got it right - just keep it simple and say "fucky fucky?"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205114)


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Date: August 18th, 2016 5:30 PM
Author: slippery infuriating pisswyrm stead

UPDATE: she fucking UNMATCHED me. did one of you assholes tip her off about this thread or something?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31217181)


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Date: August 18th, 2016 7:17 PM
Author: racy ebony box office brethren

You are going to break the autism detector

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31217871)


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Date: August 24th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: slippery infuriating pisswyrm stead

no, seriously i bet someone from here reached out to her because she unmatched me. the messages were pretty bad game but not enough to unmatch. it was something more.

can't be a coincidence that the one unmatch i get aside from offensive lick messaging was the one i shared with xo.

visit to her city was a bust. spent the entire weekend alone.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31259907)


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Date: October 2nd, 2016 6:55 PM
Author: Startling snowy senate

Same retard that had the immigration convo with the 18-year-old?

I feel sorry for you, you don't even seem to realize how idiotic you come across. If I were you I'd get my brain checked and ask a psychiatrist if you have aspergers, because that's what it sounds like here.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31543073)


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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: Medicated mind-boggling mood church



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