(first world poaster here) What do you want, nyuug?

(a harem girl just caught me) You let what catch you?

(how can this happen to a wgwag playboy?) You're what, now?

(a gangnam stunna, you know) Huh?

(i don't know what to do) She's not real, you know.

(alright)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3340201&forum_id=2#31326753)

Meating with the MILF from 4

Picture this, we were both butt-naked

Sweet sweet love on the cafe floor

How could I forget that I had

Made another date at 5:15

All the time she was staring at

The biggest korean cock she had ever seen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3340201&forum_id=2#31326799)

Had another date on the sofa (She wasn't real)

I had another in the shower (She wasn't real)

Got a date with a hottie from kakao (She wasn't real)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3340201&forum_id=2#31326806)

She's never been to Asia (she wasn't real)

We never coulda gotten grimey (she wasn't real)

She's been dead since the nineties!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3340201&forum_id=2#31326938)

It looks like my xo fibs have - finally caught up with me /

I poasted her up on the sofa (she wasn't real)

But then Twist looked a little closer (she wasn't real) /

The pic wasn't the poon I hound uh (she wasn't real) /

It was an alien encounter!

How did Twist figure out the pic - was from Area 54 /

How can I, stay on xo - as the virgin nerd from before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3340201&forum_id=2#31327087)

XO to buy that I have daily flings

Only body I've seen naked

Was the fake dead boy from Stranger Things

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3340201&forum_id=2#31327643)

The X Files theme played (she wasn't real)

Ran from the US to fuck escorts (she wasn't real)

Metallica shirt in the photo of my passport (she wasn't real)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3340201&forum_id=2#31327743)