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Comments on using two metal spoons as a vaginal speculum

In short, this works. I took two small-sized metal spoons, ...
salmon adventurous cuckold
  01/11/06
A minor classic.
Aggressive misunderstood jew
  01/11/06
do u get off on this kind of stuff?
Judgmental Shimmering Sex Offender Mad-dog Skullcap
  01/11/06
Not really, no. I got into an argument in another threa...
salmon adventurous cuckold
  01/11/06
how did u proposition ur girlfriend for this activity?
Judgmental Shimmering Sex Offender Mad-dog Skullcap
  01/11/06
Like I said, I tried this with her in the lithotomy position...
salmon adventurous cuckold
  01/11/06
i mean how did you bring up the subject? didnt she think yo...
Judgmental Shimmering Sex Offender Mad-dog Skullcap
  01/11/06
Oh, oops. I read "proposition" as "position....
salmon adventurous cuckold
  01/11/06
did she ask you why you wanted to do it? if so how did you ...
Judgmental Shimmering Sex Offender Mad-dog Skullcap
  01/11/06
Yes. I told her I wanted to see what her IUD string looks l...
salmon adventurous cuckold
  01/11/06
dp..
salmon adventurous cuckold
  01/11/06
I told you so, boredmedgirl!
salmon adventurous cuckold
  01/11/06
is she asian? how old? have you given her an enema?
Judgmental Shimmering Sex Offender Mad-dog Skullcap
  01/11/06
Yes, early 20's, yes, but not for sexual purposes. Enemas a...
salmon adventurous cuckold
  01/11/06
<3
Thriller disgusting stage crotch
  05/10/06
This is what sealed the deal for me: Note - I did use KY Je...
Turquoise startled party of the first part
  05/10/06
I was enamored at the first appearance of spoonculum
Thriller disgusting stage crotch
  05/10/06
agreed.
Turquoise startled party of the first part
  05/10/06
you should have used an old dried out rubber band so that wh...
Trip turdskin
  05/10/06
That might have made sex difficult for her later on.
salmon adventurous cuckold
  05/10/06
so, who cares if its dificult for her - arent you a man?
Trip turdskin
  05/10/06
:( I want to use a vaginal spoonculum :(
Lascivious flesh shrine
  05/10/06
Then you have to get out there and do it, Vir. I don't know...
salmon adventurous cuckold
  05/10/06
haha, noted
Lascivious flesh shrine
  05/10/06
"I don't know eveything that will transpire in your lif...
diverse pea-brained resort pervert
  07/07/08
why can't I find a boyfriend like this?
Adulterous quadroon site
  05/10/06
hi
blathering office
  07/19/06
Bump.
Turquoise startled party of the first part
  07/19/06
bump, nigga
onyx twinkling uncleanness
  07/29/06
who cares? have u not eaten enough pussy out to see the m...
Razzle sanctuary
  07/29/06
You can't see the cervix during oral sex, dude.
salmon adventurous cuckold
  09/28/06
"have u not eaten enough pussy out to see the main feat...
carmine stirring idiot
  09/28/06
Has a man ever examined you "down there?"
salmon adventurous cuckold
  09/28/06
sure
carmine stirring idiot
  09/28/06
This would have been uber-hillbilly-prestigious if you would...
White learning disabled nursing home halford
  09/28/06
underrated. spoonculum man!
Bistre at-the-ready doctorate
  10/23/06
i showed this thread to my GF, and she looked terrified, lik...
Cobalt place of business depressive
  10/23/06
scoop
Thriller disgusting stage crotch
  08/29/07
...
titillating olive university pisswyrm
  11/07/07
120
Chartreuse zippy ratface
  11/12/07
180. One of my all time favorites.
hideous field regret
  05/08/08
Flame. No matter how you angle that, it's going to have sha...
disturbing native
  05/08/08
...
vivacious nudist box office
  05/28/08
...
Sinister Light Brunch
  08/08/08
...
Sinister Light Brunch
  08/08/08
Wow...just...Wow.
Bespoke fluffy digit ratio
  08/08/08
...
painfully honest crimson fortuitous meteor
  08/27/08


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Date: January 11th, 2006 9:41 PM
Author: salmon adventurous cuckold

In short, this works. I took two small-sized metal spoons, and bent them around 30 degrees. Then I lashed them together with a rubber band at the center. This way, the rubber band holds the spoons apart while at rest. When you want to insert this spoonculum, you separate the handles, pushing the spoon ends together. Then you push it into the vaginal canal, and slowly open it.

After convincing my girlfriend to submit to this indignity, I was able to visualize her vaginal walls and cervix with the spoonculum, though I did have to rotate it around to get a full view. I did this with her in a lithotomy position, and then in the knee-chest position. The knee-chest position provided better views, but made her more uncomfortable.

Note - I did use KY Jelly, even though this would be inappropriate if material was being collected for cytology.

What I conclude from this experiment is that with two metal spoons and a rubber band, you can ALSO make your own slapdash spoonculum.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793548)



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Date: January 11th, 2006 9:54 PM
Author: Aggressive misunderstood jew

A minor classic.

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Date: January 11th, 2006 10:02 PM
Author: Judgmental Shimmering Sex Offender Mad-dog Skullcap

do u get off on this kind of stuff?

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Date: January 11th, 2006 10:03 PM
Author: salmon adventurous cuckold

Not really, no.

I got into an argument in another thread about whether or not this would work.

This is my report on whether or not it DOES work.

It does.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793654)



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Date: January 11th, 2006 10:04 PM
Author: Judgmental Shimmering Sex Offender Mad-dog Skullcap

how did u proposition ur girlfriend for this activity?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793663)



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Date: January 11th, 2006 10:05 PM
Author: salmon adventurous cuckold

Like I said, I tried this with her in the lithotomy position, and then in the knee-chest position.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793670)



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Date: January 11th, 2006 10:06 PM
Author: Judgmental Shimmering Sex Offender Mad-dog Skullcap

i mean how did you bring up the subject? didnt she think you're weird for making this contraption?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793675)



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Date: January 11th, 2006 10:08 PM
Author: salmon adventurous cuckold

Oh, oops. I read "proposition" as "position."

Yeah, I just brought it up directly. I was like "hey, you know what I want to try? This contraption right here."

I think she has come to expect stuff like that, now and then.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793690)



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Date: January 11th, 2006 10:08 PM
Author: Judgmental Shimmering Sex Offender Mad-dog Skullcap

did she ask you why you wanted to do it? if so how did you respond?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793693)



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Date: January 11th, 2006 10:12 PM
Author: salmon adventurous cuckold

Yes. I told her I wanted to see what her IUD string looks like.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793720)



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Date: January 11th, 2006 10:22 PM
Author: salmon adventurous cuckold

dp..

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Date: January 11th, 2006 10:32 PM
Author: salmon adventurous cuckold

I told you so, boredmedgirl!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793826)



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Date: January 11th, 2006 10:35 PM
Author: Judgmental Shimmering Sex Offender Mad-dog Skullcap

is she asian? how old? have you given her an enema?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793847)



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Date: January 11th, 2006 10:39 PM
Author: salmon adventurous cuckold

Yes, early 20's, yes, but not for sexual purposes. Enemas are kind of nasty.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793883)



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Date: May 10th, 2006 3:00 PM
Author: Thriller disgusting stage crotch

<3

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Date: May 10th, 2006 3:05 PM
Author: Turquoise startled party of the first part

This is what sealed the deal for me: Note - I did use KY Jelly, even though this would be inappropriate if material was being collected for cytology

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758318)



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Date: May 10th, 2006 3:18 PM
Author: Thriller disgusting stage crotch

I was enamored at the first appearance of spoonculum

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758454)



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Date: May 10th, 2006 3:29 PM
Author: Turquoise startled party of the first part

agreed.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758541)



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Date: May 10th, 2006 3:14 PM
Author: Trip turdskin

you should have used an old dried out rubber band so that when you stretched it, it smacked her right on the lips, then you could study the minor bruise she had

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758424)



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Date: May 10th, 2006 3:19 PM
Author: salmon adventurous cuckold

That might have made sex difficult for her later on.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758465)



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Date: May 10th, 2006 3:22 PM
Author: Trip turdskin

so, who cares if its dificult for her - arent you a man?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758485)



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Date: May 10th, 2006 3:20 PM
Author: Lascivious flesh shrine

:(

I want to use a vaginal spoonculum

:(

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758471)



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Date: May 10th, 2006 3:24 PM
Author: salmon adventurous cuckold

Then you have to get out there and do it, Vir. I don't know eveything that will transpire in your life, but I can tell you what ain't - women dragging you off the computer and begging you to shove spoonculums up their boxes.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758505)



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Date: May 10th, 2006 3:34 PM
Author: Lascivious flesh shrine

haha, noted

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758580)



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Date: July 7th, 2008 7:07 PM
Author: diverse pea-brained resort pervert

"I don't know eveything that will transpire in your life, but I can tell you what ain't - women dragging you off the computer and begging you to shove spoonculums up their boxes."

vastly underrated life observation

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#9952314)



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Date: May 10th, 2006 3:38 PM
Author: Adulterous quadroon site

why can't I find a boyfriend like this?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758612)



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Date: July 19th, 2006 2:36 PM
Author: blathering office

hi

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Date: July 19th, 2006 2:10 PM
Author: Turquoise startled party of the first part

Bump.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6249291)



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Date: July 29th, 2006 2:13 AM
Author: onyx twinkling uncleanness

bump, nigga

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6328180)



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Date: July 29th, 2006 2:39 AM
Author: Razzle sanctuary

who cares?

have u not eaten enough pussy out to see the main features of the vagina?

metal objects and sex just dont fit. id rather jerk off to our 24-hour over-seas thread we have going on right now

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6328321)



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Date: September 28th, 2006 4:31 PM
Author: salmon adventurous cuckold

You can't see the cervix during oral sex, dude.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6692735)



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Date: September 28th, 2006 4:33 PM
Author: carmine stirring idiot

"have u not eaten enough pussy out to see the main features of the vagina?"

wtf?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6692749)



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Date: September 28th, 2006 4:36 PM
Author: salmon adventurous cuckold

Has a man ever examined you "down there?"

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Date: September 28th, 2006 4:51 PM
Author: carmine stirring idiot

sure

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Date: September 28th, 2006 4:38 PM
Author: White learning disabled nursing home halford

This would have been uber-hillbilly-prestigious if you would have started playing the spoons after you inserted them.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6692786)



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Date: October 23rd, 2006 6:41 PM
Author: Bistre at-the-ready doctorate

underrated. spoonculum man!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6843167)



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Date: October 23rd, 2006 6:35 PM
Author: Cobalt place of business depressive

i showed this thread to my GF, and she looked terrified, like i was about to do something to her...

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6843123)



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Date: August 29th, 2007 6:40 PM
Author: Thriller disgusting stage crotch

scoop

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Date: November 7th, 2007 3:10 AM
Author: titillating olive university pisswyrm



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Date: November 12th, 2007 11:22 PM
Author: Chartreuse zippy ratface

120

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Date: May 8th, 2008 10:19 AM
Author: hideous field regret

180. One of my all time favorites.



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#9754510)



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Date: May 8th, 2008 11:24 AM
Author: disturbing native

Flame. No matter how you angle that, it's going to have sharp edges against some part of the vag lips.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#9754627)



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Date: May 28th, 2008 4:53 AM
Author: vivacious nudist box office



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Date: August 8th, 2008 5:46 PM
Author: Sinister Light Brunch



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Date: August 8th, 2008 5:47 PM
Author: Sinister Light Brunch



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Date: August 8th, 2008 5:57 PM
Author: Bespoke fluffy digit ratio

Wow...just...Wow.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#10048339)



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Date: August 27th, 2008 11:49 PM
Author: painfully honest crimson fortuitous meteor



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