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Holy shit bloodbath in biglaw layoffs this morning

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floppy greedy site alpha
  11/15/16
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Salmon exhilarant dog poop
  11/15/16
CR poast moniker synergy
MAGA's Prolapsed Anus
  11/15/16
we fired 8 corporate associates this week. About half had al...
chest-beating pale idea he suggested
  11/15/16
holy shit
Red Garrison
  11/15/16
lol what?
disturbing gaping
  11/15/16
How does that happen? Terrible work product? "Billed&qu...
Apoplectic irradiated address
  11/15/16
Work product was not disastrous in my experience but partner...
chest-beating pale idea he suggested
  11/15/16
Lol stfu
Medicated turdskin
  11/15/16
keep an eye on friday. will be brutal
Milky dashing plaza patrolman
  11/15/16
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big-titted soggy piazza foreskin
  11/15/16
8 first years 12 staff gone at my biglaw firm
floppy greedy site alpha
  11/15/16
Wow
Salmon exhilarant dog poop
  11/15/16
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big-titted soggy piazza foreskin
  11/15/16
lol @ "my biglaw firm"
disturbing gaping
  11/15/16
? I'm in biglAw
floppy greedy site alpha
  11/15/16
(summer associate making 76k)
Clear comical striped hyena
  11/15/16
6th year
floppy greedy site alpha
  11/15/16
This shtick isn't funny.
hideous mother
  11/15/16
(Wagecuck)
floppy greedy site alpha
  11/15/16
Yeah I am about to call flame. It would be on ATL
Apoplectic irradiated address
  11/15/16
Flame
Glassy Electric Gay Wizard Feces
  11/15/16
you guys think this is funny until you get laid off
galvanic heaven
  11/15/16
No one has been laid off.
Painfully Honest Den
  11/15/16
Wtf
floppy greedy site alpha
  11/15/16
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MAGA's Prolapsed Anus
  11/15/16
flame
trip church building pisswyrm
  11/15/16
Kaavya Viswanathan too??? http://www.kramerlevin.com/kvi...
rambunctious hominid office
  11/15/16
76k biglaw
floppy greedy site alpha
  11/15/16
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floppy greedy site alpha
  11/15/16
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chest-beating pale idea he suggested
  11/15/16
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floppy greedy site alpha
  11/15/16
gonna be even worse tmrw
Salmon exhilarant dog poop
  11/15/16
Ya
floppy greedy site alpha
  11/15/16
there are a few TX based firms hiring in NYC
Supple therapy set
  11/15/16
Rumor is that we'll have a round of layoffs this Friday. I a...
Metal mischievous useless brakes
  11/15/16
Not biglaw but I have a case against ~35 defendants where ~2...
Chocolate vibrant pozpig shitlib
  11/16/16


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Date: November 15th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: floppy greedy site alpha



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3430127&forum_id=2#31913929)



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Date: November 15th, 2016 11:17 AM
Author: Salmon exhilarant dog poop



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3430127&forum_id=2#31913945)



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Date: November 15th, 2016 11:58 AM
Author: MAGA's Prolapsed Anus

CR poast moniker synergy

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3430127&forum_id=2#31914277)



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Date: November 15th, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: chest-beating pale idea he suggested

we fired 8 corporate associates this week. About half had already billed 2,000 this year

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3430127&forum_id=2#31913979)



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Date: November 15th, 2016 11:24 AM
Author: Red Garrison

holy shit

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3430127&forum_id=2#31913986)



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Date: November 15th, 2016 11:25 AM
Author: disturbing gaping

lol what?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3430127&forum_id=2#31913995)



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Date: November 15th, 2016 11:31 AM
Author: Apoplectic irradiated address

How does that happen? Terrible work product? "Billed" but to flat fee or uncollectable projects?

At my biglaw firm billing over 2000 is pretty much job security for another year. Layoffs come after people conspire to stop feeding you work.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3430127&forum_id=2#31914028)



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Date: November 15th, 2016 11:50 AM
Author: chest-beating pale idea he suggested

Work product was not disastrous in my experience but partners are expecting client belts to significantly tighten (and demands/standards increase) in the next one-two years so there is a lot of anticipatory cost cutting to be responsive and, obviously, support PPP. New hires are expected to bill 2600+ and be excellent.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3430127&forum_id=2#31914206)



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Date: November 15th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: Medicated turdskin

Lol stfu

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3430127&forum_id=2#31914212)



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Date: November 15th, 2016 11:27 AM
Author: Milky dashing plaza patrolman

keep an eye on friday. will be brutal

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3430127&forum_id=2#31914000)



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Date: November 15th, 2016 11:27 AM
Author: big-titted soggy piazza foreskin



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3430127&forum_id=2#31914005)



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Date: November 15th, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: floppy greedy site alpha

8 first years 12 staff gone at my biglaw firm

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3430127&forum_id=2#31914010)



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Date: November 15th, 2016 11:30 AM
Author: Salmon exhilarant dog poop

Wow

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3430127&forum_id=2#31914023)



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Date: November 15th, 2016 11:32 AM
Author: big-titted soggy piazza foreskin



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3430127&forum_id=2#31914040)



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Date: November 15th, 2016 11:33 AM
Author: disturbing gaping

lol @ "my biglaw firm"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3430127&forum_id=2#31914046)



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Date: November 15th, 2016 11:34 AM
Author: floppy greedy site alpha

? I'm in biglAw

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3430127&forum_id=2#31914054)



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Date: November 15th, 2016 11:53 AM
Author: Clear comical striped hyena

(summer associate making 76k)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3430127&forum_id=2#31914231)



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Date: November 15th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: floppy greedy site alpha

6th year

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3430127&forum_id=2#31914427)



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Date: November 15th, 2016 11:29 AM
Author: hideous mother

This shtick isn't funny.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3430127&forum_id=2#31914016)



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Date: November 15th, 2016 11:32 AM
Author: floppy greedy site alpha

(Wagecuck)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3430127&forum_id=2#31914034)



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Date: November 15th, 2016 11:32 AM
Author: Apoplectic irradiated address

Yeah I am about to call flame. It would be on ATL

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3430127&forum_id=2#31914037)



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Date: November 15th, 2016 11:37 AM
Author: Glassy Electric Gay Wizard Feces

Flame

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3430127&forum_id=2#31914063)



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Date: November 15th, 2016 11:38 AM
Author: galvanic heaven

you guys think this is funny until you get laid off

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3430127&forum_id=2#31914077)



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Date: November 15th, 2016 11:41 AM
Author: Painfully Honest Den

No one has been laid off.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3430127&forum_id=2#31914111)



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Date: November 15th, 2016 11:42 AM
Author: floppy greedy site alpha

Wtf

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3430127&forum_id=2#31914116)



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Date: November 15th, 2016 11:42 AM
Author: MAGA's Prolapsed Anus



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3430127&forum_id=2#31914115)



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Date: November 15th, 2016 11:43 AM
Author: trip church building pisswyrm

flame

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3430127&forum_id=2#31914126)



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Date: November 15th, 2016 11:43 AM
Author: rambunctious hominid office

Kaavya Viswanathan too???

http://www.kramerlevin.com/kviswanathan

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3430127&forum_id=2#31914139)



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Date: November 15th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: floppy greedy site alpha

76k biglaw

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3430127&forum_id=2#31914209)



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Date: November 15th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: floppy greedy site alpha



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3430127&forum_id=2#31916678)



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Date: November 15th, 2016 4:27 PM
Author: chest-beating pale idea he suggested



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3430127&forum_id=2#31916690)



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Date: November 15th, 2016 10:43 PM
Author: floppy greedy site alpha



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3430127&forum_id=2#31919851)



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Date: November 15th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: Salmon exhilarant dog poop

gonna be even worse tmrw

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3430127&forum_id=2#31919868)



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Date: November 15th, 2016 10:53 PM
Author: floppy greedy site alpha

Ya

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3430127&forum_id=2#31919960)



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Date: November 15th, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Supple therapy set

there are a few TX based firms hiring in NYC

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3430127&forum_id=2#31920029)



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Date: November 15th, 2016 11:26 PM
Author: Metal mischievous useless brakes

Rumor is that we'll have a round of layoffs this Friday. I am safe but one bro in the securities group already got the tip off (6th year)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3430127&forum_id=2#31920271)



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Date: November 16th, 2016 12:04 AM
Author: Chocolate vibrant pozpig shitlib

Not biglaw but I have a case against ~35 defendants where ~20 of them are represented by biglaw firms. Expert designation deadlines were today so everyone filed something. After hearing about all the layoffs on xoxo, I had my paralegal create a spreadsheet comparing all of the signature blocks on the expert designations to the signature blocks on previous pleadings, and had him check firm websites for any missing names. From this, I was able to deduce that of the ~20 biglaw firms, 14 of them had laid off a total of 22 associates. Of course, some of them may have lateraled, but the prior sig blocks weren't very old.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3430127&forum_id=2#31920555)