Date: January 30th, 2006 12:39 PM Author: big-titted exhilarant puppy
Jewish: whatever happened to that nice radiologist who took you to Cape Cod? oh he had perfect, beautiful teeth. what - no, did he? he married *her*? Oh sweetheart I hate to say I told you - didn't I tell you at Mayam Portnow's bat mitzvah, when he asked you to dance, you've gotta show him more affection, show more interest in his hobbies! And now he's married to... well, now, she's bow-legged, isn't she? She gets that from her mother.
Mormon: Just one senior wife? I should be so lucky! Oy vey!
Contrafan man: sorry, wrong thread! Hey... may I have this dance?