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Don shall see the jewess on Saturday!

She accepted the day/time/place I suggested. Schweet. Odds o...
Soul-stirring newt party of the first part
  04/07/06
99%
razzmatazz hilarious school cafeteria idiot
  04/07/06
no shit dooder? i wanna hit this chick bad.
Soul-stirring newt party of the first part
  04/07/06
Just chill with her and take it easy, but try to pick up sig...
razzmatazz hilarious school cafeteria idiot
  04/07/06
yes def. even if we just stay pals, she surely has a ton of ...
Soul-stirring newt party of the first part
  04/07/06
THIS IS THE SPIRIT DON. If she doesn't work out, find a w...
Cream Coldplay Fan
  04/07/06
yeah i've hung out with her in the past plenty too, cuz we l...
Soul-stirring newt party of the first part
  04/07/06
I'm proud of you, man.
Carmine galvanic home
  04/07/06
thanks dood
Soul-stirring newt party of the first part
  04/07/06
awesome. What are you going to be doing?
exciting hall scourge upon the earth
  04/07/06
lunch at a cool nepalese place near the capitol (pretzel sug...
Soul-stirring newt party of the first part
  04/07/06
Odds are much better than if she had said no. that's all I ...
Cream Coldplay Fan
  04/07/06
hahha yeah. i'm surprised she just agreed to precisely what ...
Soul-stirring newt party of the first part
  04/07/06
i can only imagine what she looks like. good luck dooder
cordovan queen of the night
  04/07/06
search for 'jewess'. i have pics of her on those threads. li...
Soul-stirring newt party of the first part
  04/07/06
you're seeing a jew broad now? wtf?! when is it my turn?
Lascivious trust fund
  04/07/06
hahaha well it's the first time. i've never gone out with a ...
Soul-stirring newt party of the first part
  04/07/06
you do realize 99% of jewish girls are either butterfaces or...
maize stage
  04/07/06
well this girl just had a nosejob. score! but really, it ...
Soul-stirring newt party of the first part
  04/07/06
Girl you're working with some ass yeah You're bad yeah ...
Soul-stirring newt party of the first part
  04/07/06
advice, thoughts?
Soul-stirring newt party of the first part
  04/07/06
Are you going out for dinner or for lunch? If it's lunch do...
Coiffed nibblets windowlicker
  04/07/06
lunch. no i dont expect any sort of physical contact this ti...
Soul-stirring newt party of the first part
  04/07/06
clean up your apt. before the date. Just in case. Get a phon...
exciting hall scourge upon the earth
  04/07/06
i am prolly gonna give her my work phone for now. i am going...
Soul-stirring newt party of the first part
  04/07/06
NOOOOO buy a cell phone...jsut a pay as you go thing. She pr...
exciting hall scourge upon the earth
  04/07/06
nah i dont think she thinks i'm nuts. i am really fairly nor...
Soul-stirring newt party of the first part
  04/07/06
lunch date= 15-30% chance of getting laid lunch date + hang...
frozen sanctuary hominid
  04/07/06
lol on a 1st date?
cordovan queen of the night
  04/07/06
yeah i could suggest we see a movie or something at night, i...
Soul-stirring newt party of the first part
  04/07/06
ok, I alter my second scenario, 80-100% chance of getting la...
frozen sanctuary hominid
  04/07/06
not yet. i think i am going to get a regular landline + DSL....
Soul-stirring newt party of the first part
  04/07/06
dude, you have a job, and money. Get your landline+DSL AND a...
frozen sanctuary hominid
  04/07/06
i hardly ever talk on the phone. maybe twice a week. to frie...
Soul-stirring newt party of the first part
  04/07/06
I've never done lunch as a first date, but it could work. Se...
Bossy theater stock car
  04/07/06
hahhaa good stuff. if i were really 'being myself' i'd proba...
Soul-stirring newt party of the first part
  04/07/06
so she prolly thinks this is a date, right? i said let me 't...
Soul-stirring newt party of the first part
  04/07/06
yeah.
exciting hall scourge upon the earth
  04/07/06
nice. i dont need to be friendzonepwn3d by a chick that look...
Soul-stirring newt party of the first part
  04/07/06
Don't be a fucking tightwad in this instance, Don. Pick up t...
Bossy theater stock car
  04/07/06
yes, i definitely will. look at it this way...if spending 20...
Soul-stirring newt party of the first part
  04/07/06
LOL, you are one funny fucking dood.
Bossy theater stock car
  04/07/06
funniest thing is i am not entirely kidding. i already thoug...
Soul-stirring newt party of the first part
  04/07/06
I know. Which is why I think you are fucking hilarious beyon...
Bossy theater stock car
  04/07/06
dood i make all decisions that way. i do a little calculatio...
Soul-stirring newt party of the first part
  04/07/06
Well in that case you aren't kidding at all. Seriously, don,...
aromatic double fault degenerate
  04/07/06
hahaah. maybe that sorta thinking will come in handy some da...
Soul-stirring newt party of the first part
  04/07/06
It guess it's possible.
aromatic double fault degenerate
  04/07/06
Woah woah. Does anyone know this girl's facebook ID? An...
Curious gaped center
  04/07/06
no, no one does. it doesnt mean i dont like her. i do lik...
Soul-stirring newt party of the first part
  04/07/06
This post is retroactively hilarious 100% of the time.
Razzle Hateful Tank
  09/08/06
...
Nubile Brunch
  09/17/06
and that's why youre stilla virgin 2 months later on
Rose Elite Whorehouse
  06/05/06
you know, i never expected her to respond to my initial mess...
Soul-stirring newt party of the first part
  04/07/06
never be surprised about your successes.
frozen sanctuary hominid
  04/07/06
i always am surprised when i dont crash and burn, whether it...
Soul-stirring newt party of the first part
  04/07/06
LOL
henna pistol laser beams
  09/18/06
I'm giving this a 0% chance.
Curious gaped center
  04/07/06
J., ever the realist. Poor Don.
aromatic double fault degenerate
  04/07/06
well it's still 1 more date than you've been on in...your li...
Soul-stirring newt party of the first part
  04/07/06
Didn't you use to have a girlfriend who used to get you off ...
Curious gaped center
  04/07/06
i'm not a novice. i'm just asking for advice. it's been a wh...
Soul-stirring newt party of the first part
  04/07/06
This reminds me of that time when Steve Carrell said "I...
Curious gaped center
  04/07/06
well you sorta lose it after a while if you dont take girls ...
Soul-stirring newt party of the first part
  04/07/06
last july? Consider myself skeptical about your experie...
Curious gaped center
  04/07/06
well after i left college, my social life kinda took a dive....
Soul-stirring newt party of the first part
  04/07/06
(gf sucked on his cock head and rubbed the shaft after lubin...
Boyish splenetic bawdyhouse
  04/07/06
how accurate.
heady lodge
  04/07/06
what do i wear? jeans, black shoes (not wingtips or whatever...
Soul-stirring newt party of the first part
  04/07/06
Play it cool. I would say jeans with a sweater should be fin...
Bossy theater stock car
  04/07/06
cool. i am gonna shave tonight (i have maybe a week's worth ...
Soul-stirring newt party of the first part
  04/07/06
I would be clean-shaven, but that's just me. To me, a bit of...
Bossy theater stock car
  04/07/06
i think she likes kinda ubermanly guys though. she might go ...
Soul-stirring newt party of the first part
  04/07/06
Hoodies can be prestigious, especially on "lunch dates&...
Bossy theater stock car
  04/07/06
hmm. well what would be more casual than that? that's about ...
Soul-stirring newt party of the first part
  04/07/06
Depends on the runners. Cross-trainers generally look retard...
Bossy theater stock car
  04/07/06
they're old, somewhat dirty Asics running shoes. i might wan...
Soul-stirring newt party of the first part
  04/07/06
Did you purchase those randomly? Asics is supposed to be a ...
aphrodisiac giraffe ratface
  04/07/06
no, i talked to a salesman at the shoe store, who saw how i ...
Soul-stirring newt party of the first part
  04/07/06
I thought I heard that beards are in these days.
aphrodisiac giraffe ratface
  04/07/06
too bad i just shaved mine off a few weeks ago
Soul-stirring newt party of the first part
  04/07/06
this girl once said she LOVES it when guys spit (hey, she's ...
Soul-stirring newt party of the first part
  04/07/06
resist the temptation, dooder
Bossy theater stock car
  04/07/06
yeah. that's more of a 2nd date thing. or a never thing.
Soul-stirring newt party of the first part
  04/07/06
Why does she go to UW-Madison if she's from the south?
aphrodisiac giraffe ratface
  04/07/06
keep us posted. i'm clutching my computer desk in anticipati...
sadistic kitty elastic band
  04/07/06
OMG DOOD ME TOO!!! and clutching other areas.
Soul-stirring newt party of the first part
  04/07/06
god i gotta try not to smoke before i see her so i dont stin...
Soul-stirring newt party of the first part
  04/07/06
Whoa - how do you justify spending money on cigarettes? It's...
Coiffed nibblets windowlicker
  04/07/06
TTIWWP
aphrodisiac giraffe ratface
  04/07/06
what does that mean anyway?
Soul-stirring newt party of the first part
  04/07/06
This thread is worthless without pics.
aphrodisiac giraffe ratface
  04/07/06
search 'jewess' there are other threads on this w/ pics
Soul-stirring newt party of the first part
  04/07/06
I see one picture. Are there anymore? It's tough to form a...
aphrodisiac giraffe ratface
  04/07/06
warren.
aphrodisiac giraffe ratface
  04/07/06
Are you Rick James, bitch?
Shaky casino
  04/26/07
she's not attractive.
Balding stag film
  04/07/06
Don't fuck this up, although you probably will.
Balding stag film
  04/07/06
talk about foreshadowing...
adventurous ivory university feces
  04/07/06
Damn. You were SPOT FUCKING ON!
Bateful gas station pocket flask
  09/08/06
Good luck bro.
Puce ungodly really tough guy
  04/07/06
Consider getting a haircut, shaving, wearing clothes that ar...
chestnut national
  04/07/06
credited. and for the love of sweet jesus don't try to be...
Balding stag film
  04/07/06
I found it funny...
heady lodge
  04/07/06
awesome advice. gay guys know how to pick up chicks the rig...
Khaki thriller electric furnace
  04/07/06
i already did all that. minus the picture.
Soul-stirring newt party of the first part
  04/07/06
Wow. I can't believe you posted this. I thought you were out...
heady lodge
  04/07/06
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Fantasy-prone amber genital piercing address
  04/07/06
lolololol
henna pistol laser beams
  08/19/06
Why'd it you have to drag this up? I was just starting to g...
180 translucent principal's office boistinker
  08/19/06
never forget
charismatic amethyst ape
  09/08/06
never forget http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
effete orchestra pit
  04/26/07
Hahaha she read this. Lol
Mind-boggling abusive senate black woman
  09/08/06
ah, yes.
henna pistol laser beams
  09/18/06
legend of don barzini bump
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  11/19/07


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Date: April 7th, 2006 1:35 AM
Author: Soul-stirring newt party of the first part

She accepted the day/time/place I suggested. Schweet. Odds of getting some (eventually, not that day necessarily)?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5531800)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 1:36 AM
Author: razzmatazz hilarious school cafeteria idiot

99%

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5531808)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 1:39 AM
Author: Soul-stirring newt party of the first part

no shit dooder? i wanna hit this chick bad.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5531838)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 1:41 AM
Author: razzmatazz hilarious school cafeteria idiot

Just chill with her and take it easy, but try to pick up signs that she wants to get phsyical. Capitalize on any chance if it feels right.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5531861)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 1:45 AM
Author: Soul-stirring newt party of the first part

yes def. even if we just stay pals, she surely has a ton of hot single friends.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5531883)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 1:47 AM
Author: Cream Coldplay Fan

THIS IS THE SPIRIT DON.

If she doesn't work out, find a way to hang with her and her friends. From there, your circle will expand dramatically.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5531897)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 1:49 AM
Author: Soul-stirring newt party of the first part

yeah i've hung out with her in the past plenty too, cuz we lived on the same floor in college.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5531913)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 1:36 AM
Author: Carmine galvanic home

I'm proud of you, man.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5531810)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 1:41 AM
Author: Soul-stirring newt party of the first part

thanks dood

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5531857)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 1:37 AM
Author: exciting hall scourge upon the earth

awesome. What are you going to be doing?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5531816)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 1:40 AM
Author: Soul-stirring newt party of the first part

lunch at a cool nepalese place near the capitol (pretzel suggested it, actually)...then, que sera, sera.

maybe we'll take a walk by the capitol or one of the lakes, all of which are near there. it's really pretty and romantic around there.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5531848)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 1:38 AM
Author: Cream Coldplay Fan

Odds are much better than if she had said no. that's all I can tell you dood :)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5531827)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 1:48 AM
Author: Soul-stirring newt party of the first part

hahha yeah. i'm surprised she just agreed to precisely what i suggested, without saying 'i cant do it at that time' or whatever. maybe this chick is a little less irritating than other girls i know, who alllllways do that.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5531908)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 1:57 AM
Author: cordovan queen of the night

i can only imagine what she looks like. good luck dooder

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5531973)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:01 AM
Author: Soul-stirring newt party of the first part

search for 'jewess'. i have pics of her on those threads. linked from facebook.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532005)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 1:39 AM
Author: Lascivious trust fund

you're seeing a jew broad now? wtf?! when is it my turn?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5531839)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 1:40 AM
Author: Soul-stirring newt party of the first part

hahaha well it's the first time. i've never gone out with a jewish girl before (although i have often wanted to).

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5531854)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 10:31 AM
Author: maize stage

you do realize 99% of jewish girls are either butterfaces or anorexics with fat noses? 3000 years of inbreeding does some bad things

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5533340)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 10:46 AM
Author: Soul-stirring newt party of the first part

well this girl just had a nosejob. score!

but really, it wasnt that big to begin with.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5533432)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 1:46 AM
Author: Soul-stirring newt party of the first part

Girl you're working with some ass yeah

You're bad yeah

Make a Donnie wanna spend his cash yeah

His last yeah

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5531887)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 1:56 AM
Author: Soul-stirring newt party of the first part

advice, thoughts?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5531969)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 1:58 AM
Author: Coiffed nibblets windowlicker

Are you going out for dinner or for lunch?

If it's lunch don't expect anything too romantic during your walk -- most chicks are not exhibitionists.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5531983)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 1:59 AM
Author: Soul-stirring newt party of the first part

lunch. no i dont expect any sort of physical contact this time, other than maybe a hug or an arm around her.

i sorta think chicks appreciate it when you dont go for it on the first date. 2nd is better.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5531991)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:02 AM
Author: exciting hall scourge upon the earth

clean up your apt. before the date. Just in case. Get a phone #.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532013)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:04 AM
Author: Soul-stirring newt party of the first part

i am prolly gonna give her my work phone for now. i am going to set up phone/internet in a day or two, i think. i am just sick of going without it. it's annoying.

and for local phone service (i hardly ever make LD calls anyway) and DSL, it's only like 30 dollars a month.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532026)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:20 AM
Author: exciting hall scourge upon the earth

NOOOOO buy a cell phone...jsut a pay as you go thing. She probalby thinks you are nuts from her experience living on your floor. She'll think you've grown up and joined modernity if you whip out your cell for something.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532123)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:24 AM
Author: Soul-stirring newt party of the first part

nah i dont think she thinks i'm nuts. i am really fairly normal, or at least i seem so, i think.

yeah pay-as-you-go is good.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532143)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 1:56 AM
Author: frozen sanctuary hominid

lunch date= 15-30% chance of getting laid

lunch date + hanging out all day, then going out at night=100%

It's in your hands now, Don.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5531972)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 1:59 AM
Author: cordovan queen of the night

lol on a 1st date?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5531989)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:00 AM
Author: Soul-stirring newt party of the first part

yeah i could suggest we see a movie or something at night, if it goes *really* well. if she touches me, i'll do this. otherwise, i'll just ask her out for another day.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532000)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:04 AM
Author: frozen sanctuary hominid

ok, I alter my second scenario, 80-100% chance of getting laid (if she is a slut). If nothing else, you will get a second date in this second scenario. Get a cell phone yet?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532024)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:05 AM
Author: Soul-stirring newt party of the first part

not yet. i think i am going to get a regular landline + DSL. it's only like 30 dollars a month together, i think!

i'll give my work phone till then, i guess. it should be only a couple of days.

or maybe i should get a prepaid phone and keep borrowing internet. that might be cheaper and easier.

whaddya think?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532035)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:13 AM
Author: frozen sanctuary hominid

dude, you have a job, and money. Get your landline+DSL AND a cell phone. If you have to choose between the two, get a cell phone. If you get fired tommorrow, get a cell phone.

By the way, how much do you actually talk on the phone, like to friends and family?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532085)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:24 AM
Author: Soul-stirring newt party of the first part

i hardly ever talk on the phone. maybe twice a week. to friends for maybe 15 minutes, to my mom once a week for maybe an hour or two.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532150)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:14 AM
Author: Bossy theater stock car

I've never done lunch as a first date, but it could work. See how long you can hang out with her, but keep your spidey sense attuned if she gets tired of you. Don't hold on to long, or else she'll want to jet.

And like my old roommate used to say: "Be yourself, but don't be *too* yourself".

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532086)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:25 AM
Author: Soul-stirring newt party of the first part

hahhaa good stuff. if i were really 'being myself' i'd probably start talking about Posner and yen-to-krona carry trades. not the most exciting stuff for a girl.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532154)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:02 AM
Author: Soul-stirring newt party of the first part

so she prolly thinks this is a date, right? i said let me 'take you out' and she said okay.



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532011)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:04 AM
Author: exciting hall scourge upon the earth

yeah.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532021)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:06 AM
Author: Soul-stirring newt party of the first part

nice. i dont need to be friendzonepwn3d by a chick that looks this good.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532040)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:16 AM
Author: Bossy theater stock car

Don't be a fucking tightwad in this instance, Don. Pick up the whole tab and leave a tip. Though this might not fit into your weird little utilitarian musings on money, just man up.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532098)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:27 AM
Author: Soul-stirring newt party of the first part

yes, i definitely will. look at it this way...if spending 20 bucks gets me a 10% chance of getting laid, then the value of sleeping with her is only $200.

that is way cheaper than a hooker. and she's young and clean and it'd be legal.

that is, if you really want to mathematically justify this.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532158)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:28 AM
Author: Bossy theater stock car

LOL, you are one funny fucking dood.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532168)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:29 AM
Author: Soul-stirring newt party of the first part

funniest thing is i am not entirely kidding. i already thought about this and did the calculation.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532175)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:33 AM
Author: Bossy theater stock car

I know. Which is why I think you are fucking hilarious beyond belief.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532190)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:34 AM
Author: Soul-stirring newt party of the first part

dood i make all decisions that way. i do a little calculation before i buy a 50 cent soda. or before i buy 50k worth of securities. that's just how i do.

it's sorta fun actually.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532194)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:34 AM
Author: aromatic double fault degenerate

Well in that case you aren't kidding at all. Seriously, don, I'm fucked up and weird and probably have some mental problems, but you definitely take the cake.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532195)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:36 AM
Author: Soul-stirring newt party of the first part

hahaah. maybe that sorta thinking will come in handy some day though.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532200)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:36 AM
Author: aromatic double fault degenerate

It guess it's possible.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532202)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:42 AM
Author: Curious gaped center

Woah woah.

Does anyone know this girl's facebook ID? Anyone want to email her this thread?

I just want to see her reaction, or at least hear about it secondhand.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532230)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:43 AM
Author: Soul-stirring newt party of the first part

no, no one does.

it doesnt mean i dont like her. i do like her. and not just for how she looks, really.

but i just cannot help thinking in that pattern. i think that way about everything.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532240)



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Date: September 8th, 2006 3:54 PM
Author: Razzle Hateful Tank

This post is retroactively hilarious 100% of the time.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#6579965)



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Date: September 17th, 2006 6:54 AM
Author: Nubile Brunch



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#6628575)



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Date: June 5th, 2006 1:13 PM
Author: Rose Elite Whorehouse

and that's why youre stilla virgin 2 months later on

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5914985)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:08 AM
Author: Soul-stirring newt party of the first part

you know, i never expected her to respond to my initial message, or to stall on getting together if she did. i am surprised i have succeeded so much so far.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532055)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:14 AM
Author: frozen sanctuary hominid

never be surprised about your successes.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532087)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:27 AM
Author: Soul-stirring newt party of the first part

i always am surprised when i dont crash and burn, whether it's with women or in investing or in school or at work or whatever.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532163)



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Date: September 18th, 2006 12:40 AM
Author: henna pistol laser beams

LOL

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#6633652)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:28 AM
Author: Curious gaped center

I'm giving this a 0% chance.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532165)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:28 AM
Author: aromatic double fault degenerate

J., ever the realist. Poor Don.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532167)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:29 AM
Author: Soul-stirring newt party of the first part

well it's still 1 more date than you've been on in...your life.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532170)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:31 AM
Author: Curious gaped center

Didn't you use to have a girlfriend who used to get you off in some way or another? (please don't describe)

Why do you act like such a novice then?



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532181)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:32 AM
Author: Soul-stirring newt party of the first part

i'm not a novice. i'm just asking for advice. it's been a while. i havent even done a date since like last july.

i've gone out with tons of girls over the years. yeah i had that gf and you are right about what happened.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532185)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:35 AM
Author: Curious gaped center

This reminds me of that time when Steve Carrell said "I've borked tons of women".

Anyway, apparently you did something right in the past if you're to be believed, so I don't know why you're such a spazz acting like you're newly divorced after a 20 year marriage or something. "It's been a while." Yeah.



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532196)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:36 AM
Author: Soul-stirring newt party of the first part

well you sorta lose it after a while if you dont take girls out much, as i have not in a long time.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532201)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:37 AM
Author: Curious gaped center

last july?

Consider myself skeptical about your experience.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532206)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:39 AM
Author: Soul-stirring newt party of the first part

well after i left college, my social life kinda took a dive. i think it is finally coming back a bit.

in HS i went out with a different girl every week. only time in my life anyone ever called me a 'pimp.'

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532213)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 5:39 PM
Author: Boyish splenetic bawdyhouse

(gf sucked on his cock head and rubbed the shaft after lubing it with her spit.)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5536399)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 5:30 PM
Author: heady lodge

how accurate.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5536341)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:28 AM
Author: Soul-stirring newt party of the first part

what do i wear? jeans, black shoes (not wingtips or whatever, just fairly casual black leather shoes), tan/white button-up, sweater?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532166)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:31 AM
Author: Bossy theater stock car

Play it cool. I would say jeans with a sweater should be fine, and casual black leather shoes. Don't dress like a scrub, but no need to try too hard.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532182)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:33 AM
Author: Soul-stirring newt party of the first part

cool. i am gonna shave tonight (i have maybe a week's worth of stubble now) so i have just a little stubble then. i hear chix dig a bit of stubble.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532188)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:34 AM
Author: Bossy theater stock car

I would be clean-shaven, but that's just me. To me, a bit of stubble with sweater and jeans is scrubbier than clean-shaven with jeans and a hoodie.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532193)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:35 AM
Author: Soul-stirring newt party of the first part

i think she likes kinda ubermanly guys though. she might go for the stubble.

yeah i dont even own a hoodie thank god. i remember when a girl, years ago, showed up on a date in a hoodie though. i was not pleased.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532198)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:37 AM
Author: Bossy theater stock car

Hoodies can be prestigious, especially on "lunch dates". The fact that this is just lunch makes me think you should dress even a bit more casual than a regular first date.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532205)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:40 AM
Author: Soul-stirring newt party of the first part

hmm. well what would be more casual than that? that's about what i wear every day (though i wear sneakers instead of the black shoes).

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532217)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:43 AM
Author: Bossy theater stock car

Depends on the runners. Cross-trainers generally look retarded with jeans and sweatshirts. If it was just lunch, the most casual I would go would be nice jeans, North Face fleece, and nice white leather runners (something like the Adidas Superstars - something low-cut and kind of retro-looking).

Anyways, I'm out dooder. Best of luck on Saturday. I'm going away this weekend for a wedding, so I'll be checking this thread out on Sunday.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532239)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:45 AM
Author: Soul-stirring newt party of the first part

they're old, somewhat dirty Asics running shoes. i might wanna err on the side of caution and not wear them. they are comfy and were sorta expensive, but they dont look that great these days.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532256)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 10:36 AM
Author: aphrodisiac giraffe ratface

Did you purchase those randomly? Asics is supposed to be a good brand for jogging/running.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5533374)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 10:47 AM
Author: Soul-stirring newt party of the first part

no, i talked to a salesman at the shoe store, who saw how i was walking. he called it 'pronating,' where your foot is kinda tilted.

i have had ankle problems all my life. that's why.

he suggested these shoes cuz they are good on the ankles. i tried them on and liked them. so i got them.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5533445)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 10:29 AM
Author: aphrodisiac giraffe ratface

I thought I heard that beards are in these days.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5533327)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 10:30 AM
Author: Soul-stirring newt party of the first part

too bad i just shaved mine off a few weeks ago

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5533336)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:33 AM
Author: Soul-stirring newt party of the first part

this girl once said she LOVES it when guys spit (hey, she's from the south). too risky? i dont think i could bring myself to spit in front of a chick on the first time out.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532192)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:35 AM
Author: Bossy theater stock car

resist the temptation, dooder

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532197)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:37 AM
Author: Soul-stirring newt party of the first part

yeah. that's more of a 2nd date thing. or a never thing.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532204)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 10:48 AM
Author: aphrodisiac giraffe ratface

Why does she go to UW-Madison if she's from the south?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5533448)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:38 AM
Author: sadistic kitty elastic band

keep us posted. i'm clutching my computer desk in anticipation of what happens next.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532209)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:40 AM
Author: Soul-stirring newt party of the first part

OMG DOOD ME TOO!!! and clutching other areas.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532218)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:46 AM
Author: Soul-stirring newt party of the first part

god i gotta try not to smoke before i see her so i dont stink. or maybe i can a few hours before and shower/brush. this is gonna be hard.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532262)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 10:39 AM
Author: Coiffed nibblets windowlicker

Whoa - how do you justify spending money on cigarettes? It's like hiring someone to kill you.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5533387)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 10:23 AM
Author: aphrodisiac giraffe ratface

TTIWWP

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5533290)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 10:31 AM
Author: Soul-stirring newt party of the first part

what does that mean anyway?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5533339)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 10:32 AM
Author: aphrodisiac giraffe ratface

This thread is worthless without pics.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5533351)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 10:48 AM
Author: Soul-stirring newt party of the first part

search 'jewess' there are other threads on this w/ pics

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5533451)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 10:54 AM
Author: aphrodisiac giraffe ratface

I see one picture. Are there anymore? It's tough to form an opinion from only one picture.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5533490)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 11:10 AM
Author: aphrodisiac giraffe ratface

warren.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5533622)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 7:43 PM
Author: Shaky casino

Are you Rick James, bitch?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#8012413)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 10:48 AM
Author: Balding stag film

she's not attractive.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5533454)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 10:32 AM
Author: Balding stag film

Don't fuck this up, although you probably will.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5533354)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 5:21 PM
Author: adventurous ivory university feces

talk about foreshadowing...

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5536300)



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Date: September 8th, 2006 3:21 PM
Author: Bateful gas station pocket flask

Damn. You were SPOT FUCKING ON!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#6579800)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 10:34 AM
Author: Puce ungodly really tough guy

Good luck bro.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5533362)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 10:40 AM
Author: chestnut national

Consider getting a haircut, shaving, wearing clothes that are similar to clothes that a normal person wears. In fact, walk outside your building RIGHT NOW, take a picture of some guy walking by, and try to dress like him.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5533397)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 10:41 AM
Author: Balding stag film

credited.

and for the love of sweet jesus don't try to be "funny".

You aren't Don, you really aren't.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5533402)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 5:18 PM
Author: heady lodge

I found it funny...

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5536276)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 10:47 AM
Author: Khaki thriller electric furnace

awesome advice. gay guys know how to pick up chicks the right way.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5533440)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 10:49 AM
Author: Soul-stirring newt party of the first part

i already did all that. minus the picture.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5533456)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 5:20 PM
Author: heady lodge

Wow. I can't believe you posted this. I thought you were outted from that thread asking how to ask her out over e-mail. That was sort of cute. This is just... odd. Why would you even ask the odds of getting laid? You just met this girl. Take it easy... that was what I suggested, looks like you were obviously too paranoid to listen... anyway, you'll live. Just say something like you like to pretend you're someone else online, not your real identity, or something. Maybe pretend you're bipolar.

G'luck.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5536294)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 5:34 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone amber genital piercing address

Date: April 7th, 2006 1:46 AM

Author: warren buffettzini (My chances of success increase dramatically with every attempt.)

Girl you're working with some ass yeah

You're bad yeah

Make a Donnie wanna spend his cash yeah

His last yeah

Oh god...poor Don...

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5536355)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 5:36 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone amber genital piercing address

Date: April 7th, 2006 2:25 AM

Author: warren buffettzini (My chances of success increase dramatically with every attempt.)

hahhaa good stuff. if i were really 'being myself' i'd probably start talking about Posner and yen-to-krona carry trades. not the most exciting stuff for a girl.

Oh God... this one's a gem also.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5536370)



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Date: August 19th, 2006 2:20 AM
Author: henna pistol laser beams

lolololol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#6467405)



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Date: August 19th, 2006 2:21 AM
Author: 180 translucent principal's office boistinker

Why'd it you have to drag this up? I was just starting to get over the lost of Don...

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#6467412)



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Date: September 8th, 2006 3:18 PM
Author: charismatic amethyst ape

never forget

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#6579790)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 7:39 PM
Author: effete orchestra pit

never forget

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46 out of 60 on my first practice MPRE (Earl)

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Yale Law Journal issues call for papers about AutoAdmit

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can someone post a pic of Jill H. from NYU?

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I have it on good authority that Jill F has rape fantasies

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guys-what r some reasons u stop sleeping with a girl?



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#8012394)



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Date: September 8th, 2006 3:52 PM
Author: Mind-boggling abusive senate black woman

Hahaha she read this. Lol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#6579949)



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Date: September 18th, 2006 12:38 AM
Author: henna pistol laser beams

ah, yes.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#6633642)



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Date: November 19th, 2007 8:42 PM
Author: fuchsia dopamine useless brakes

legend of don barzini bump

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#8915466)