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| swashbuckling mad-dog skullcap | 07/15/18 |
| Cerebral Indecent Meetinghouse | 07/15/18 |
| chestnut doctorate preventive strike | 07/16/18 |
| at-the-ready kitchen | 07/30/18 |
| Violent talented hospital goal in life | 01/09/19 |
| mauve corn cake national security agency | 07/15/18 |
| swashbuckling mad-dog skullcap | 07/15/18 |
| Cerebral Indecent Meetinghouse | 07/15/18 |
| appetizing judgmental step-uncle's house boltzmann | 07/15/18 |
| pungent kink-friendly stead | 07/15/18 |
| sooty stirring cruise ship macaca | 01/09/19 |
| Pale nubile theatre nowag | 01/09/19 |
| sexy degenerate marketing idea | 07/15/18 |
| Tan Chapel | 07/15/18 |
| zombie-like razzle-dazzle pit mood | 07/15/18 |
| zippy adventurous mediation address | 07/15/18 |
| zombie-like razzle-dazzle pit mood | 07/15/18 |
| Concupiscible native | 07/15/18 |
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| sooty stirring cruise ship macaca | 07/30/18 |
| clear chest-beating tanning salon | 07/15/18 |
| pungent kink-friendly stead | 07/15/18 |
| zombie-like razzle-dazzle pit mood | 07/15/18 |
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| electric high-end windowlicker | 07/15/18 |
| iridescent odious set double fault | 07/15/18 |
| Snowy rigor center | 07/15/18 |
| Demanding White Internal Respiration Sanctuary | 07/15/18 |
| pungent kink-friendly stead | 07/15/18 |
| French abode private investor | 07/15/18 |
| Cerebral Indecent Meetinghouse | 07/15/18 |
| mauve corn cake national security agency | 07/15/18 |
| Curious Infuriating Locus Foreskin | 07/15/18 |
| Pea-brained galvanic den | 07/15/18 |
| flirting famous landscape painting public bath | 07/15/18 |
| swashbuckling mad-dog skullcap | 07/16/18 |
| Azure nofapping school | 07/19/18 |
| Lavender athletic conference goyim | 07/30/18 |
| sooty stirring cruise ship macaca | 07/30/18 |
| Beady-eyed Immigrant Fanboi | 01/07/19 |
| swashbuckling mad-dog skullcap | 01/09/19 |
| chestnut doctorate preventive strike | 07/16/18 |
| Amber self-centered jap bawdyhouse | 01/09/19 |
| umber erotic home pistol | 01/09/19 |
| dull quadroon | 01/09/19 |
| bateful bat shit crazy parlour sandwich | 01/09/19 |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 5:58 PM Author: swashbuckling mad-dog skullcap Naughty but nice (Flirty banter, always a sexual undertone)
Her: Hey you, how’s your day going? x You: Well hello my cheeky little fuzzy chicken… a little boring if I’m honest. Need some excitement today x Her: What kind of excitement? :) You: Dunno, like a submissive maid who’s does everything I ask… x Her: Shall I get the outfit out of my closet for you? x You: Yes… and make sure you pick up my dry cleaning on the way… otherwise daddy will be angry. Her: Is it bad that I like it when daddy is angry? x You: Yes. And for that I’m going to have to put you over my knee you naughty girl. Blah blah, you get the picture. She basically loves the tease, because it’s naughty… you’re leading the texts and she’s being submissive.
The hunter (No fluff, just straight to the point)
You: So it’s Thursday evening… work almost done and I’ve got an overwhelming erection, what is a man to do? x Her: Get some ice ;) x You: Now now missy, that’s naughty. You weren’t given lips like that for nothing… get the high heels, some red lipstick and get to my place sharpish Her: And if I don’t? x You: I will find you… kidnap you… blind fold you, tie you to my bed and have my way with you… even when you can’t take it anymore. Her: See you at 10… x The fantasist (Building up a sexual story in her mind that will keep her horny all day long)
You: Just been to see Batman… What a badass x Her: Oh yeah? x You: Yep, that deep voice, crazy ninja moves and rock hard six pack… ooooo Her: You got the hots for Batman? x You: Are you telling me that if Batman grabbed you, took you back to his lair, whispered dirty words in that deep gravely voice and dominated you… you wouldn’t like it? x Her: Mmmm… ok I’m in x You: Damn. it’s 11pm, where the hell can I get a bat suit at this hour… Her: Forget the bat suit, just bring the gravely voice! x You: On my way miss… |
Date: July 15th, 2018 5:59 PM Author: Cerebral Indecent Meetinghouse ITT: an autistic incel sexts himself and secretly wonders why he's still an incel (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432166) |
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Date: July 16th, 2018 1:40 AM Author: chestnut doctorate preventive strike (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36434910) |
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Date: July 30th, 2018 6:44 AM Author: at-the-ready kitchen (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36521166) |
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Date: January 9th, 2019 12:29 PM Author: Violent talented hospital goal in life (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37559213) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:03 PM Author: mauve corn cake national security agency smell of DUCK SAUCE overwhelming my senses (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432176) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:12 PM Author: swashbuckling mad-dog skullcap (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432221) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:13 PM Author: Cerebral Indecent Meetinghouse (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432226) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:15 PM Author: appetizing judgmental step-uncle's house boltzmann (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432248) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:19 PM Author: pungent kink-friendly stead (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432275) |
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Date: January 9th, 2019 12:25 PM Author: sooty stirring cruise ship macaca (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37559176) |
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Date: January 9th, 2019 12:33 PM Author: Pale nubile theatre nowag (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37559236) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:04 PM Author: sexy degenerate marketing idea I like the premise of this thread but I think we can improve upon the execution (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432177) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:14 PM Author: Tan Chapel JFC i guess I'm ordering Chinese tonight (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432235) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:24 PM Author: zombie-like razzle-dazzle pit mood RATE THIS EXCHANGE
https://i.imgur.com/PrD5wiY.jpg |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:45 PM Author: zippy adventurous mediation address alpha (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432420) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:49 PM Author: zombie-like razzle-dazzle pit mood It's a strange time we live in (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432438) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:18 PM Author: Concupiscible native presumably you'd chatted on some app before switching to texting and she'd agreed to meet up. right? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432560) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:25 PM Author: zombie-like razzle-dazzle pit mood met her in person before texting (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432590) |
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Date: July 30th, 2018 6:42 AM Author: sooty stirring cruise ship macaca strong 6am texting game
im assuming she came over, sucked you dry, made breakfast, and left? |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:24 PM Author: clear chest-beating tanning salon Which corner of the fuckernet did you steal this from (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432314) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:26 PM Author: pungent kink-friendly stead r/autism (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432324) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:48 PM Author: zombie-like razzle-dazzle pit mood (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432434) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:01 PM Author: clear chest-beating tanning salon (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432500) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:29 PM Author: electric high-end windowlicker *puts on my robe and wizard hat* (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432334) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 8:51 PM Author: iridescent odious set double fault (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36433020) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:57 PM Author: Snowy rigor center RISTEN, I-AH UR SEDUCSHA SENSEI! HERE TREEE-AH SEXT GUALANTEE TO-AH GET U RAID TONITE!!!
*nyuug and uvt furiously scribble 4 pages of notes each* |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:03 PM Author: Demanding White Internal Respiration Sanctuary (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432508) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:18 PM Author: pungent kink-friendly stead (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432559) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:19 PM Author: French abode private investor (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432566) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:23 PM Author: Cerebral Indecent Meetinghouse (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432583) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 8:52 PM Author: mauve corn cake national security agency (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36433026) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 8:53 PM Author: Curious Infuriating Locus Foreskin (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36433033) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 8:57 PM Author: Pea-brained galvanic den (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36433072) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 10:38 PM Author: flirting famous landscape painting public bath (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36433849) |
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Date: July 16th, 2018 1:37 AM Author: swashbuckling mad-dog skullcap (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36434895) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 6:30 PM Author: Azure nofapping school (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36461536) |
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Date: July 30th, 2018 6:25 AM Author: Lavender athletic conference goyim (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36521148) |
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Date: July 30th, 2018 6:41 AM Author: sooty stirring cruise ship macaca (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36521160) |
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Date: January 7th, 2019 12:08 AM Author: Beady-eyed Immigrant Fanboi (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37541610) |
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Date: January 9th, 2019 12:13 PM Author: swashbuckling mad-dog skullcap (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37559078) |
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Date: July 16th, 2018 1:43 AM Author: chestnut doctorate preventive strike Now do one where you get the chick to agree to peg you (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36434916) |
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Date: January 9th, 2019 12:20 PM Author: Amber self-centered jap bawdyhouse cheeky little fuzzy chicken (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37559149) |
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Date: January 9th, 2019 12:24 PM Author: umber erotic home pistol (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37559169) |
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Date: January 9th, 2019 12:25 PM Author: dull quadroon Cringed multiple times (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37559173) |
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Date: January 9th, 2019 12:34 PM Author: bateful bat shit crazy parlour sandwich rolf this is fucking awful (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37559244) |