Date: October 12th, 2018 9:05 PM Author: MAGA's Prolapsed Anus
I have already impregnated all of them and they are thick with child. I use their political commitments against them, and argue that we must celebrate their right to bodily autonomy. Once a week for the next month, we crack open a woman’s belly and feast on the life giving gestating tissue. Then we sew her up with fishing line and hooks from the life raft survival kit (don’t worry—we rationed the matches so each hook is sterile).
Years later, when confiding the darkest details of the story to their therapists, the women all say the same thing: The meal they ate when their womb was harvested was the most satisfying they ever had.