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Took a ride on the New York City "subway" yesterday.
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Date: February 16th, 2019 7:09 PM Author: bright state fat ankles Was visiting friend in Brooklyn and traffic was bad so I opted to take the "subway".
Firstly, there are homeless encamped all through my local station. Secondly, I get down to the train platform. It is mobbed because the trains are delayed.
Finally, a train pulls into the 8th Avenue L station, and I mean creaks in at like 0.3 mph. The outside of the train looks dirty and some of it appears to be splashed with some brown, slime like substance.
I enter the train and it quickly gets packed to beyond standing room only. The train remains this way until I reach my stop, Bedford Avenue in Brooklyn. I exit the train and the station literally smells like diesel fuel. It clicks in my head I read an article about this the other day. The city states that the smell "poses no threat to human life." I laugh to myself, because it smells like a fucking coal mine.
I walk with a throng of humans to exit the station. The exit is being repaired because the passageway is crumbling and everyone is forced into two narrow exit lines because the passageway is split in half due to construction. I choose one, and it ends up leading me round a corridor to a huge puddle right before the stairs to exit the station, because the ceiling is leaking water from...somewhere.
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Date: February 16th, 2019 7:10 PM Author: Hilarious Faggot Firefighter life is absolute, utter hell. there is just no way around it. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4203101&forum_id=2#37793760) |
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Date: February 17th, 2019 12:44 PM Author: Fluffy Slate Institution i was.stuck underground for 1.5 hrs once on the way to work bc of some issue with the 4/5 line.
i also had to take the 4th train bc of delays and crowds.
oh what fine public transportation |
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Date: February 17th, 2019 12:46 PM Author: Stimulating Rigpig New Version The advantage of biglaw is not needing to commute to office during rush hour (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4203101&forum_id=2#37796857) |
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Date: February 17th, 2019 12:47 PM Author: Fluffy Slate Institution youre supposed to get in by 10 am in biglaw
this train was stuck until like 11
it was only "rush hour" bc of massive delays on the 4/5 line |
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Date: February 17th, 2019 12:48 PM Author: Stimulating Rigpig New Version Maybe as a junior, at my firm nobody expects you to be in that early unless you have meetings (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4203101&forum_id=2#37796872) |
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Date: February 17th, 2019 12:49 PM Author: Fluffy Slate Institution i did biglaw in nyc through midlevel yrs..my firm expected pple to be in by 10 am and had a facetime policy
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Date: February 17th, 2019 12:55 PM Author: disrespectful henna abode multi-billionaire That's a shitty policy. I've never worked in a biglaw firm that had any sort of real facetime policy. I used to work from home all the time because I had a better computer setup there than at the office. There is literally nothing (other than meetings, which are flame to begin with) that can't be done remotely.
In-house is even better. Everyone dials in to everything and they think I'm a weirdo for dropping into people's offices (combination of force of habit, and my litigation background making me hesitant to put any more in writing than absolutely necessary). I was out for a week for a conference and nobody noticed. |
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Date: February 17th, 2019 12:58 PM Author: Stimulating Rigpig New Version NYC biglaw? I think nyc is worse whennit comes to FaceTime. But there are some boomer partners who will just call you and ask you to “come up” at a moments notice. Even though my firm didn’t have a FaceTime policy I had to watch out for those partners (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4203101&forum_id=2#37796916) |
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Date: February 17th, 2019 12:59 PM Author: Fluffy Slate Institution cr most of our partners just called us constanrly or emailed us to drop by..it sucked ass (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4203101&forum_id=2#37796919) |
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Date: February 17th, 2019 1:18 PM Author: disrespectful henna abode multi-billionaire I was NYC biglaw but worked with partners who were traveling a lot. Everything was just done online. In-house I actually prefer to drop by and just ask questions rather than sit there and compose emails (which inevitably include at least one typo) but phone works too -- everyone just forwards their desk phone to their cell phone. I'd say on a given day maybe 50% of the group is in-office. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4203101&forum_id=2#37797002) |
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Date: February 17th, 2019 12:58 PM Author: Fluffy Slate Institution facetime is probably dependent on the dept too. some depts are shittier than others within firms. mine just happened to suck. i hated most of the pple there too.
government is even better than in house. i work like 10 hrs a week and wfh on fridays. pay is low but its flyover and it goes up to 150k in a few yrs with pension. i cant recommend gov more to lawyers looking for a chill job. |
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Date: February 17th, 2019 12:48 PM Author: poppy sick heaven mental disorder so don't live in new york city. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4203101&forum_id=2#37796868) |
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Date: February 17th, 2019 12:50 PM Author: cyan locus "Oh, look, an empty train car!"
"Dude."
"What's the problem? Come on..."
"Dude." |
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Date: February 17th, 2019 12:50 PM Author: Overrated locale lol @ venturing out of MFH (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4203101&forum_id=2#37796878) |
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Date: February 17th, 2019 12:52 PM Author: Fluffy Slate Institution cr
the outer boroughs are all shitholes |
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Date: February 17th, 2019 2:37 PM Author: dashing house Most of the OP applies just as well to the 1/2/3 or A/C/E trains too... compared to a midsized european city's transit system our subway is a pathetic joke (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4203101&forum_id=2#37797427) |
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Date: February 17th, 2019 12:52 PM Author: brass racy area yarmulke reminder: delhi has 200km plus of modern subway that blows away anything in TTT USA... mumbai is building 200km plus of new subway and will be finished in 5 or so years
ljl at amerikkka, invade countries and build aircraft carriers and give tax cuts to big nosed snowniggas
but nothing else <<<NOMODERNSUBWAY>>> |
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Date: February 17th, 2019 12:53 PM Author: Stimulating Rigpig New Version Imagine the smell (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4203101&forum_id=2#37796887) |
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Date: February 17th, 2019 1:00 PM Author: brass racy area yarmulke yes, pradeep walks into the delhi metro, a gentle scent of fresh cardamon and rose fills the air as he goes downstairs on the modern escalator.. he goes past the turnstile using the most advanced ticketing system on earth, developed by IIT engineers in bangalore. pradeep waits patiently in an orderly line for his train to come, he enters the modern coach car to the scent of fresh tikka masala smells that remind him of his mother puja's cooking. feminine thin women in traditional indian saris line the interior of the train... pradeep then opens his briefcase, takes out his steel pipe, and proceeds to rape them (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4203101&forum_id=2#37796921) |
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Date: February 17th, 2019 1:01 PM Author: Stimulating Rigpig New Version “Feminine thin women”
Lmao you broke immersion there |
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Date: February 17th, 2019 1:02 PM Author: Fluffy Slate Institution "proceeds to rape them"
lmao you should become a writer |
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Date: February 17th, 2019 1:11 PM Author: Contagious unholy potus psychic 180 (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4203101&forum_id=2#37796971) |
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Date: February 17th, 2019 1:27 PM Author: charismatic ebony university Hello mam, I .... * briefcase full of pipes falls open * (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4203101&forum_id=2#37797041) |
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Date: February 17th, 2019 1:32 PM Author: Vibrant Factory Reset Button Theater Stage Cascades into other briefcases, all spilling pipes out like dominoes (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4203101&forum_id=2#37797084) |
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Date: February 17th, 2019 1:41 PM Author: brass racy area yarmulke Oh diss veddy veddy bad (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4203101&forum_id=2#37797141) |
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Date: February 17th, 2019 1:46 PM Author: Wonderful Shivering Whorehouse Boiling Water (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4203101&forum_id=2#37797165) |
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Date: February 17th, 2019 12:53 PM Author: Fluffy Slate Institution usa has the worst subway systems in the world
i was blown away by hong kongs subway...cot damn. so clean, cheap, and fast. |
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Date: February 17th, 2019 12:56 PM Author: disrespectful henna abode multi-billionaire It's true. Though NYC is kind of fucked because (1) it's 100 years old, (2) it's 24/7 and that couldn't be changed without an uprising, and (3) MTA is controlled by Albany, which hates NYC, and so they take money out of our budgets constantly. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4203101&forum_id=2#37796902) |
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Date: February 17th, 2019 12:54 PM Author: charismatic ebony university (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4203101&forum_id=2#37796890) |
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Date: February 17th, 2019 12:55 PM Author: Canary Boyish Selfie Interesting day for you to poast this (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4203101&forum_id=2#37796897) |
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Date: February 17th, 2019 12:56 PM Author: painfully honest giraffe home why did you put subway in scare quotes. are you accusing the train of being above ground? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4203101&forum_id=2#37796904) |
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Date: February 17th, 2019 12:58 PM Author: disrespectful henna abode multi-billionaire To be fair, a lot of it is indeed above ground. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4203101&forum_id=2#37796914) |
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Date: February 17th, 2019 1:00 PM Author: Fluffy Slate Institution (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4203101&forum_id=2#37796925) |
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Date: February 17th, 2019 12:57 PM Author: bateful mentally impaired stead lettuce For your viewing pleasure: THE ORIGINAL 174 SUBWAY POST (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4203101&forum_id=2#37796909) |
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Date: February 17th, 2019 1:08 PM Author: Vibrant Factory Reset Button Theater Stage Kind of stupid to choose to complain about the line that's being shut down for repairs in a month (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4203101&forum_id=2#37796957) |
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Date: February 17th, 2019 1:31 PM Author: Scarlet Bat Shit Crazy Cuckold Rehab u actually got off easy
try this:
1. fights happening in front of u
2. 30 minute delays in either 20 degree freezing weather or 100 degree summers with no heat or a/c
3. entire sections packed and the next section is empty because a homeless guy defecated all over the floor and it smells like death and even the 10,000 cops in the city making $100k and collecting pensions don't want to do their jobs
4. randomly scheduled maintenance or breakdown of ur train so u have to get off for the day, also people killing themselves by jumping into trains which also shuts down the entire line for the day
5. general nastiness. people smell like shit, brush up all on you, push ur shit in, throw their dick in ur ass, massive B.O and cum stains rubbing against your clothes. |
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Date: February 17th, 2019 1:44 PM Author: Fluffy Slate Institution (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4203101&forum_id=2#37797151) |
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Date: February 17th, 2019 1:37 PM Author: hairless azure athletic conference business firm Yeah, I used to hate cops as a teenager and college kid. Now I can't get enough of them after seeing how disgusting our streets are. I give them free range to brutalize addicts and criminals. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4203101&forum_id=2#37797118) |
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Date: February 17th, 2019 1:45 PM Author: cerebral chest-beating field volcanic crater (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4203101&forum_id=2#37797157) |
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Date: February 17th, 2019 1:46 PM Author: Wonderful Shivering Whorehouse Boiling Water NYC is a dump (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4203101&forum_id=2#37797167) |
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Date: February 17th, 2019 1:56 PM Author: lex i had a night where it was 1am and the L hasn't shown up for over an hour, someone casually explained later that someone got shoved into an oncoming train a few stops earlier. ljl at nyc (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4203101&forum_id=2#37797214) |
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Date: February 17th, 2019 2:32 PM Author: Orchid Public Bath Water Buffalo you forgot to add in about the black that will inevitably have their rap music loud enough for all to hear, despite having their earbuds in. I used to commute to lower and this happened 100% of the time, and it was always a black person - usually multiples. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4203101&forum_id=2#37797404) |
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Date: February 17th, 2019 2:32 PM Author: Stimulating Rigpig New Version (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4203101&forum_id=2#37797407) |