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RATE My Etrog (Citron Fruit) For Sukkot (PIC)

https://i.imgur.com/3gHeoZi.jpg
Hateful Brunch
  10/16/19
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&fo...
Supple ruddy private investor national
  10/16/19
Does it fit?
Canary galvanic coffee pot scourge upon the earth
  10/16/19
...
twisted jap market
  08/03/26
Looks like a lemon recovered from Peterman's rectum by an em...
Laughsome Cuckold
  10/16/19
...
violet provocative pistol trailer park
  10/17/19
Very nice.
aromatic zombie-like marketing idea mental disorder
  10/16/19
...
Hateful Brunch
  10/16/19
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&fo...
Supple ruddy private investor national
  10/16/19
My estimate: >$95. Too much for a semi Baal Teshuva.
Stimulating Wine School Cafeteria Philosopher-king
  10/16/19
tyty, but i got the whole set for $35. they're desperate ...
Hateful Brunch
  10/16/19
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&fo...
Supple ruddy private investor national
  10/16/19
Wow looks like a steal. Was this in MFH or did you have to g...
Stimulating Wine School Cafeteria Philosopher-king
  10/16/19
tyty. it's a good one. MFH!
Hateful Brunch
  10/17/19
What is the significance of this sand people nonsense?
Fishy alpha gay wizard
  10/16/19
torah says: "But on the fifteenth day of the seventh mo...
Hateful Brunch
  10/16/19
You really should have picked one of the cooler near east go...
Fishy alpha gay wizard
  10/16/19
"had" is the keyword. YHVH won out. l'chaim!
Hateful Brunch
  10/16/19
Thanks to your white benefactors
Fishy alpha gay wizard
  10/16/19
180 what do you do with them after the holiday
Contagious Toaster Pit
  10/16/19
ty. ppl do all sorts of things. the vast majority of p...
Hateful Brunch
  10/16/19
ok, so it's not like against the rules to just eat it
Contagious Toaster Pit
  10/16/19
nothing in the rules prevents you from feeding it to your go...
Hateful Brunch
  10/16/19
it really is a prehistoric fruit, from an era before modern ...
Contagious Toaster Pit
  10/16/19
yeah, it's a cool fruit. are u familiar with this variety of...
Hateful Brunch
  10/17/19
Oh weird how you did the aspie thing!
Rusted painfully honest sweet tailpipe business firm
  10/16/19
:)
Hateful Brunch
  10/17/19
...
Hateful Brunch
  10/17/19
If goys actually knew the ins and outs of this weird fucking...
Naked kitchen
  10/17/19
Huh It’s the compliance that makes the alliance
Charcoal Roommate
  10/17/19
cr. this poaster's "undoubtedly CR" aspects of jud...
Hateful Brunch
  10/17/19
(Chops off newborn's dick off; sucks on it)
Naked kitchen
  10/17/19
the sponge method is kosher.
Hateful Brunch
  10/17/19
...
twisted jap market
  06/13/20
It has the intact pitam, very nice.
Light Box Office
  10/17/19
l'chaim! i prefer an even bigger pitam (not ironside) but...
Hateful Brunch
  10/17/19
Can you make margaritas with it when you're done?
violet provocative pistol trailer park
  10/17/19
yes. not sure whether that's a good use of them -- whether i...
Hateful Brunch
  10/17/19
https://www.kosher.com/recipe/gittas-etrog-jam-recipe-3734
violet provocative pistol trailer park
  10/17/19
looks 180. just dont know how big the batch is gonna be a 1 ...
Hateful Brunch
  10/17/19
...
smoky alcoholic space hissy fit
  10/15/24


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Date: October 16th, 2019 9:01 PM
Author: Hateful Brunch

https://i.imgur.com/3gHeoZi.jpg

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4364989&forum_id=2#38988814)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 9:57 PM
Author: Supple ruddy private investor national

ITT: Dinner Party Prole Tells (Among Yuppies)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4364989&forum_id=2#38989176)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 9:03 PM
Author: Canary galvanic coffee pot scourge upon the earth

Does it fit?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4364989&forum_id=2#38988832)



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Date: August 3rd, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: twisted jap market



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4364989&forum_id=2#50042549)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 9:06 PM
Author: Laughsome Cuckold

Looks like a lemon recovered from Peterman's rectum by an emergency room doctor after it remained lodged there for a week.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4364989&forum_id=2#38988858)



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Date: October 17th, 2019 11:42 AM
Author: violet provocative pistol trailer park



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4364989&forum_id=2#38991379)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 9:06 PM
Author: aromatic zombie-like marketing idea mental disorder

Very nice.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4364989&forum_id=2#38988864)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 9:07 PM
Author: Hateful Brunch



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4364989&forum_id=2#38988870)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 9:57 PM
Author: Supple ruddy private investor national

ITT: Dinner Party Prole Tells (Among Yuppies)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4364989&forum_id=2#38989179)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 9:29 PM
Author: Stimulating Wine School Cafeteria Philosopher-king

My estimate: >$95. Too much for a semi Baal Teshuva.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4364989&forum_id=2#38989023)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 9:55 PM
Author: Hateful Brunch

tyty, but i got the whole set for $35.

they're desperate to unload those fuckers on erev sukkot (sunday). as you know, they're totally worthless once the chag starts and there are dozens of other sellers lined up one after another on the street. it's a total buyer's market. i found a nice guy who agreed to a price and then let me dig thru his entire box of them and pick out the best one.

prob could have negotiated it for even less, but i was happy with my etrog.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4364989&forum_id=2#38989173)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 9:57 PM
Author: Supple ruddy private investor national

ITT: Dinner Party Prole Tells (Among Yuppies)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4364989&forum_id=2#38989180)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 10:46 PM
Author: Stimulating Wine School Cafeteria Philosopher-king

Wow looks like a steal. Was this in MFH or did you have to go to Boro Park?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4364989&forum_id=2#38989478)



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Date: October 17th, 2019 2:00 AM
Author: Hateful Brunch

tyty. it's a good one. MFH!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4364989&forum_id=2#38990096)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 9:59 PM
Author: Fishy alpha gay wizard

What is the significance of this sand people nonsense?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4364989&forum_id=2#38989187)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 10:04 PM
Author: Hateful Brunch

torah says: "But on the fifteenth day of the seventh month, when you gather in the produce of the land, you shall celebrate the festival of the Lord for a seven day period; the first day shall be a rest day, and the eighth day shall be a rest day. And you shall take for yourselves on the first day, the fruit of the hadar tree, date palm fronds, a branch of a braided tree, and willows of the brook, and you shall rejoice before the Lord your God for a seven day period."

so we have this now: https://static.timesofisrael.com/www/uploads/2017/10/F171008YS14.jpg

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4364989&forum_id=2#38989209)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 10:09 PM
Author: Fishy alpha gay wizard

You really should have picked one of the cooler near east gods. Babylon had some sweet ones as I recall

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4364989&forum_id=2#38989244)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 10:10 PM
Author: Hateful Brunch

"had" is the keyword.

YHVH won out. l'chaim!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4364989&forum_id=2#38989250)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 10:12 PM
Author: Fishy alpha gay wizard

Thanks to your white benefactors

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4364989&forum_id=2#38989258)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 10:15 PM
Author: Contagious Toaster Pit

180

what do you do with them after the holiday

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4364989&forum_id=2#38989280)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 10:19 PM
Author: Hateful Brunch

ty.

ppl do all sorts of things.

the vast majority of ppl just throw them away.

some people make jam or cookies with it.

i know a guy who asks everyone he knows for their etrogs and makes a homemade liquor with it (and invites ppl over to drink it).

aspie guys save them and watch them dry out and save them. they look kind of cool and prehistoric.

any ideas? last yr i did the 'aspie guys' thing.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4364989&forum_id=2#38989300)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: Contagious Toaster Pit

ok, so it's not like against the rules to just eat it

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4364989&forum_id=2#38989307)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 10:24 PM
Author: Hateful Brunch

nothing in the rules prevents you from feeding it to your golden retriever.

tbf, people say that they're sprayed with all sorts of pesticides to make sure they look as good as possible (knowing that nobody is using them for food) and, as such, that it's not safe to eat them.

in iran, all the hotels had citron jam in little packages every morning. it was 180.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4364989&forum_id=2#38989321)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 10:33 PM
Author: Contagious Toaster Pit

it really is a prehistoric fruit, from an era before modern citrus like lemons and oranges

I want to eat it one day, but apparently I married the wrong kind of Jew to ever get one.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4364989&forum_id=2#38989385)



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Date: October 17th, 2019 1:58 AM
Author: Hateful Brunch

yeah, it's a cool fruit. are u familiar with this variety of citron: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buddha's_hand . totally bizarre

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4364989&forum_id=2#38990090)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 10:45 PM
Author: Rusted painfully honest sweet tailpipe business firm

Oh weird how you did the aspie thing!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4364989&forum_id=2#38989473)



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Date: October 17th, 2019 1:55 AM
Author: Hateful Brunch

:)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4364989&forum_id=2#38990081)



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Date: October 17th, 2019 11:24 AM
Author: Hateful Brunch



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4364989&forum_id=2#38991315)



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Date: October 17th, 2019 11:29 AM
Author: Naked kitchen

If goys actually knew the ins and outs of this weird fucking cult they would string up Joos in the streets without a Hitlerian figure telling them to do it. There are undoubtedly CR aspects of the faith (Sabbath, community, etc.), which is probably why it has survived 5,000 years, but on the whole, your freakish cult is just weird, bro. The fact that you're allegedly not-retarded and you follow the rules to the letter even though you didn't grow up in an Orthodox household is even fucking weirder.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4364989&forum_id=2#38991328)



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Date: October 17th, 2019 11:40 AM
Author: Charcoal Roommate

Huh

It’s the compliance that makes the alliance

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4364989&forum_id=2#38991370)



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Date: October 17th, 2019 11:43 AM
Author: Hateful Brunch

cr. this poaster's "undoubtedly CR" aspects of judaism wouldnt exist without the bizarre rules

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4364989&forum_id=2#38991386)



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Date: October 17th, 2019 11:44 AM
Author: Naked kitchen

(Chops off newborn's dick off; sucks on it)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4364989&forum_id=2#38991399)



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Date: October 17th, 2019 11:48 AM
Author: Hateful Brunch

the sponge method is kosher.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4364989&forum_id=2#38991425)



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Date: June 13th, 2020 9:03 PM
Author: twisted jap market



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4364989&forum_id=2#40411996)



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Date: October 17th, 2019 11:34 AM
Author: Light Box Office

It has the intact pitam, very nice.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4364989&forum_id=2#38991339)



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Date: October 17th, 2019 11:42 AM
Author: Hateful Brunch

l'chaim!

i prefer an even bigger pitam (not ironside) but it was a nice classy symmetrical pitam

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4364989&forum_id=2#38991380)



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Date: October 17th, 2019 11:42 AM
Author: violet provocative pistol trailer park

Can you make margaritas with it when you're done?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4364989&forum_id=2#38991384)



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Date: October 17th, 2019 11:44 AM
Author: Hateful Brunch

yes. not sure whether that's a good use of them -- whether it'd just taste like a lemony margarita and get diluted out. ideas?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4364989&forum_id=2#38991393)



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Date: October 17th, 2019 11:46 AM
Author: violet provocative pistol trailer park

https://www.kosher.com/recipe/gittas-etrog-jam-recipe-3734

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4364989&forum_id=2#38991412)



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Date: October 17th, 2019 11:47 AM
Author: Hateful Brunch

looks 180. just dont know how big the batch is gonna be a 1 etrog

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4364989&forum_id=2#38991421)



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Date: October 15th, 2024 11:47 AM
Author: smoky alcoholic space hissy fit



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4364989&forum_id=2#48200196)