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Date: July 21st, 2006 10:35 PM Author: Soul-stirring volcanic crater home i'm peyton manning: i often put forth stellar efforts, but invariably fail to close the deal. i'm great at getting *numbers*, but end up with little to show for my performance.
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Date: August 4th, 2006 6:03 PM Author: Cream vengeful brethren Barry Sanders. I've got the best moves in the business, but I don't score a whole lot. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379075) |
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Date: August 5th, 2006 2:55 AM Author: Cream vengeful brethren Rating=? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381849) |
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Date: August 5th, 2006 2:59 AM Author: Soul-stirring volcanic crater home from me? i chuckled audibly at your post the first time around; i'll give it a 173.
it's not like i'm rating every post in the thread, though. |
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Date: August 5th, 2006 3:08 AM Author: Cream vengeful brethren Fair enough... (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381925) |
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Date: August 7th, 2006 3:44 PM Author: Lake trump supporter stain joe horn
i started out slowly at first (was a dork) before i became a probowler out of nowhere (when my body/features matured late high school). after that, i've always been near the top (hot with game, but would be pwn3d by athlete/moviestar types). i also like to have fun and some people might think be a jackass. much like joe horn, i am in sharp decline as i am in a serious relationship. |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 12:24 PM Author: Lake trump supporter stain :(
the decline is complete. i only get laid like 2-3x a week now usually. |
Date: July 21st, 2006 10:38 PM Author: Mildly autistic mauve heaven corn cake Rice-- good at receiving. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6271019) |
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0xCE955F7F2A24fB8A7c3cd6F115F65E016c785EC8 Date: July 21st, 2006 10:39 PM Author: richard clock Ricky Williams--I'd be good if I put some effort in, but usually I go home and smoke weed (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6271022) |
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Date: July 21st, 2006 10:41 PM Author: Soul-stirring volcanic crater home 179.96 (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6271032) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 7:10 PM Author: Fantasy-prone godawful area TITCR! (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379487) |
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Date: August 5th, 2006 3:17 AM Author: glittery bipolar indian lodge coldplay fan Dee, is that you? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381964) |
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Date: July 21st, 2006 10:40 PM Author: Multi-colored Public Bath i bet a lot of xoxo-ers are like patrick jeffers. a minority receiver who had a mediocre career capped by 1 stellar season. suffered a career-ending injury that he still blames his last team for. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6271028) |
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Date: July 21st, 2006 10:46 PM Author: Chartreuse insane station multi-billionaire OJ Simpson-I just scare the fuck out of everyone. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6271051) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 7:10 PM Author: Fantasy-prone godawful area at least you have breathtaking moves. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379492) |
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Date: October 10th, 2007 5:51 PM Author: Learning Disabled Violent Hominid Senate Nice (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8752169) |
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Date: July 21st, 2006 10:47 PM Author: Mewling henna hall private investor Elvis Grbac. Pretty reliable in most situations, but in the end, I pretty much always wind up killing myself in a car crash.
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Date: July 21st, 2006 10:49 PM Author: jade passionate native wagecucks Tedy Bruschi. I perfromed above my natural ability at the beginning of my career, but because of an unfortunate situation I had to leave the game for awhile. Never the same after that. |
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Date: July 21st, 2006 10:54 PM Author: mind-boggling laser beams idiot Probably some guy you've never heard of who went undrafted, was invited to one training camp and didn't make the team. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6271095) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 5:53 PM Author: Soul-stirring volcanic crater home the few responses here were awesome. i want more. ty (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6378996) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 5:59 PM Author: chestnut stead Former pro wrestler Brock Lesnar. There were whispers that I had potential, an overrated team took me as a project, I played in a few preseason games, and then I got cut. After that, I turned down their offer to play in NFL Europe. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379043) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 6:00 PM Author: Charismatic Brilliant Temple Mike Vick.
People always expect a lot out of me, and I look like I can get the job done. But while I have the occassional flashes of brilliance that impress the hell out of people, if you step back and take a look at my body of work over the years I really haven't lived up to my potential.
Plus, there's a good chance I have herpes. |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 6:01 PM Author: Soul-stirring volcanic crater home 179 (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379061) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 6:14 PM Author: Charismatic Brilliant Temple ty. this is the highest score i've ever received, you made my day. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379198) |
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Date: November 9th, 2006 9:19 PM Author: provocative balding death wish gunner quality. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6960061) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 6:27 PM Author: drunken coiffed theater stage cuckold Randy Moss. I'll bring my game when I want to bring my game. And since I signed my marriage contract, I'm no longer interested in bringing my game. I usually exit the field with two seconds left to play, resulting in an angry confrontation with my wife in the shower after the game. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379283) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 6:29 PM Author: gay adventurous old irish cottage address Terrell Owens
Astounding talent almost completely ruined by a horrible attitude. |
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Date: August 5th, 2006 3:17 AM Author: magenta hunting ground i like this one (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381965) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 6:33 PM Author: Seedy weed whacker Brian Urlacher. By reputation, I ought to get into the backfield regularly, but more often than not I wind up getting blocked by a fat behemoth. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379311) |
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Date: November 29th, 2006 1:26 AM Author: Diverse twinkling uncleanness center If backfield=backdoor, then 180 (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#7091795) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 7:07 PM Author: white dashing sandwich Leinart. Still the best mack out there. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379461) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 7:07 PM Author: white dashing sandwich Also, I love this thread. CC, you rock, dood. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379465) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 7:08 PM Author: Soul-stirring volcanic crater home ty, homey (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379477) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 7:10 PM Author: claret racy patrolman boltzmann Joe Namath. Awkwardly hit on people while drunk in front of huge crowds. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379485) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 7:15 PM Author: Soul-stirring volcanic crater home awesome (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379518) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 7:11 PM Author: titillating step-uncle's house boiling water John Elway. I get off to a terrible start and most people think that it is going to be game over before I'm able to connect with any of my receivers. But then I suddenly get in the zone and miraculously score (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379500) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 7:16 PM Author: slippery haunting travel guidebook nursing home Donovan McNabb. I am a choking negro under the spotlight. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379522) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 7:23 PM Author: Fantasy-prone godawful area Steve Young.
When I'm surrounded by an all-star cast I can't help but complete a few TD passes, some of the TD's I complete even appear to be way above my talent level.
Occassionally I even win a few rings; however, when crunch time rolls around, people are always waiting to see if I'm going to blow it yet againn. Nothing like experiencing the agaony of defeat 200,000,000 times with the game on the line to experience those 3 joys of victory.
Although everyone unanimously agrees that I couldn't hold Joe Montana's jockstrap it could be worse...I could be Dan Marino. |
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Date: August 5th, 2006 2:56 AM Author: Histrionic factory reset button electric furnace also you are a mormon and a homosexual? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381859) |
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Date: August 5th, 2006 3:01 AM Author: magenta hunting ground i believe he said he's *NOT* Dan Marino. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381884) |
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Date: August 5th, 2006 3:11 AM Author: Impressive fuchsia shrine becky what? steve young is mormon and possibly a homo. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381937) |
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Date: August 5th, 2006 3:14 AM Author: magenta hunting ground i defend Steve (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381947) |
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Date: August 5th, 2006 3:02 AM Author: magenta hunting ground quality thread (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381886) |
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Date: August 5th, 2006 3:05 AM Author: magenta hunting ground Adam Vinatieri.
Others may have the stage most of the night, but I take it -- and win it -- in the end. |
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Date: August 5th, 2006 3:06 AM Author: Impressive fuchsia shrine becky mike vanderjagt: im tremendously accurate when picking out potential (field) goals and nailing them between the uprights, but sometimes i get way too drunk and say the wrong thing. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381912) |
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Date: August 5th, 2006 3:08 AM Author: Maniacal locale macaca Oh look, it's UDELFAG (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381922) |
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Date: August 5th, 2006 3:07 AM Author: Maniacal locale macaca http://www.brainyhistory.com/events/1969/february_14_1969_136342.html (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381917) |
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Date: August 5th, 2006 3:13 AM Author: glittery bipolar indian lodge coldplay fan Leon Lett.
When I finally get to the biggest stage and I'm on my way to scoring against all odds, I showboat too soon and cost myself an easy score. |
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Date: August 5th, 2006 3:18 AM Author: Rambunctious mediation idea he suggested DONBEBEEPWNED (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381966) |
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Date: August 5th, 2006 3:14 AM Author: magenta hunting ground William "The Fridge" Perry (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381950) |
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Date: August 5th, 2006 3:17 AM Author: Rambunctious mediation idea he suggested Howie Long: I've always been a better armchair quarterback than a real player. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381960) |
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Date: August 5th, 2006 3:19 AM Author: Impressive fuchsia shrine becky thats saying something considering howie long is in the pro football hall of fame... (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381971) |
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Date: August 5th, 2006 3:26 AM Author: Rambunctious mediation idea he suggested the pro football hall of fame is the TTT of hall of fames (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6382005) |
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Date: August 7th, 2006 3:48 PM Author: Exciting Gaming Laptop No, the baseball HOF has even more undeserving players than the NFL one. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394311) |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 1:25 PM Author: rebellious theater that just isn't true at all. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302757) |
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Date: August 7th, 2006 3:33 PM Author: drunken coiffed theater stage cuckold (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394199) |
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Date: August 7th, 2006 3:37 PM Author: Ungodly background story doug flutie
i get all my credit for a really hot girl i had small chance of nailing 20 years ago then i only dated girls in canada for a while, before coming back to live an unspectacular life with girls before finally i achieved fame for drop kicking one |
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Date: August 7th, 2006 3:52 PM Author: Charismatic Brilliant Temple this made me laugh.
it'd be funnier if it were true. |
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Date: August 7th, 2006 3:51 PM Author: Exciting Gaming Laptop Scott Norwood. A totally forgettable presence but for one spectacular public failure. |
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Date: August 7th, 2006 3:53 PM Author: Bat-shit-crazy abode mood ha. awesome. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394352) |
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Date: August 7th, 2006 3:51 PM Author: sticky depressive friendly grandma Subject: kobe bryant i'm playing a different game.. and it's called rape (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394328) |
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Date: August 7th, 2006 3:55 PM Author: Bat-shit-crazy abode mood I'd have to go with Jim Kelly. I can't close the deal against the big names in the spotlight. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394370) |
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Date: August 7th, 2006 3:58 PM Author: Territorial out-of-control whorehouse knife would be funnier if it was something like
jim kelly - i talk to the hottest girls, but franklyn (see above) cockblocks me |
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Date: August 7th, 2006 3:59 PM Author: Bat-shit-crazy abode mood plus I have a dead retarded son. oops. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394397) |
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Date: August 7th, 2006 3:56 PM Author: odious infuriating rehab ray lewis - i hit it hard (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394377) |
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Date: August 7th, 2006 3:59 PM Author: Narrow-minded floppy azn foreskin Lawrence Taylor On raw talent, I was pretty decent in my prime, but most people looked at me like I was on crack. They were usually right. |
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Date: August 7th, 2006 4:01 PM Author: Ivory pisswyrm son of senegal Najeh Davenport
when I get into a hot college girl's dorm room I'm more likely to shit in her closet than fuck her |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 12:12 PM Author: aromatic corner generalized bond underrated (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302555) |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 1:23 PM Author: flesh curious cuck I bursted out laughing at work, and now everyone thinks I'm an asshole. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302752) |
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Date: August 7th, 2006 4:05 PM Author: up-to-no-good wrinkle elastic band Ryan Leaf
I have no game
edit-actually, I do but I usually end up being unsuccesful anyway due to shortness/ugliness |
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Date: August 7th, 2006 4:07 PM Author: Territorial out-of-control whorehouse knife Subject: Leon Lett I am generally extremely good with the ladies, but the occasional fast, white guy can embarrass me and sometimes i lose my head and drop the ball when it snows (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394460) |
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Date: August 7th, 2006 4:11 PM Author: Ocher state faggotry a broke-ass kurt warner. i started out slow, then i had a few spectacular seasons in which i played far above my level, and now i'm stuck with with a lesbian who's trying to ruin my life. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394494) |
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Date: November 7th, 2007 11:31 PM Author: Costumed fanboi hospital this is depressingly underrated. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8867795) |
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Date: August 11th, 2006 1:16 AM Author: Soul-stirring volcanic crater home one mo time (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6419016) |
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Date: August 11th, 2006 1:27 AM Author: Light Haunted Graveyard Milk O.J. Simpson
I'm a lady killer. |
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Date: August 11th, 2006 1:28 AM Author: provocative balding death wish gunner Clarett. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6419085) |
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Date: August 11th, 2006 1:29 AM Author: high-end garrison Ray Finkel. If the laces aren't in, I fuckin' boot it. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6419092) |
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Date: August 11th, 2006 1:36 AM Author: rose arousing ticket booth athletic conference I'm Bill Romanowski. I'll punch that bitch in the face and end her career, while hurling racial slurs at her. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6419121) |
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Date: November 29th, 2006 8:25 AM Author: Bat-shit-crazy abode mood this one is underrated. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#7092943) |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 11:26 AM Author: Vibrant location lolol (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302430) |
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Date: November 9th, 2006 9:06 PM Author: Soul-stirring volcanic crater home ok, one mo 'gain. there are some stellar performances in this thread. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6960006) |
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Date: November 9th, 2006 9:07 PM Author: poppy flirting space Kellen Winslow.
I'm a F****** solider!!! |
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Date: November 9th, 2006 9:20 PM Author: rusted candlestick maker Pat Tillman
everything is lined up perfectly for me, but I go to help out my boys and one of them blows me away. |
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Date: November 29th, 2006 1:24 AM Author: Fantasy-prone godawful area nice. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#7091773) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 2:44 PM Author: Soul-stirring volcanic crater home http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070726/ap_on_re_us/tillman_friendly_fire (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8441667) |
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Date: November 9th, 2006 9:20 PM Author: provocative balding death wish gunner Willis McGahee. Excellent college career, but never quite made it back to that form since following injury (for these purposes nearly marrying a pyscho bitch). (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6960068) |
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Date: November 29th, 2006 1:18 AM Author: Soul-stirring volcanic crater home i love the answers in this thread (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#7091717) |
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Date: November 29th, 2006 1:20 AM Author: magical opaque deer antler I don't know, it's hard to get into a thread which might as well be titled "ITT we lie about ourselves" (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#7091739) |
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Date: November 29th, 2006 10:05 AM Author: Soul-stirring volcanic crater home you think the people here really have mack game? most of these answers are self-deprecating. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#7093141) |
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Date: November 29th, 2006 1:57 PM Author: topaz kink-friendly brunch prole Haywood Jefferies
Great at simulation/analyzing (Mr. Jefferies superb performance in Nintendo's Super Techmo Bowl circa 1991), but otherwise forgettable. |
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Date: November 29th, 2006 2:01 PM Author: Frozen Bonkers Reading Party Pocket Flask tom brady, unheralded guy who flourished on the next level because of a calm demeanor and ability to turn it up when needed (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#7094499) |
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Date: November 29th, 2006 2:08 PM Author: aquamarine immigrant menage Charles Woodson I often went both ways in college, but the experimentation stopped once I graduated. |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 11:21 AM Author: Cracking angry box office preventive strike Brady Quinn. I have high hopes for myself and talk a big game, but I end up waiting around hoping someone will take pity on me. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302423) |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 11:25 AM Author: razzle mint base yarmulke Tampa Bay RB, Lionel Gates.
Obviously. |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 11:39 AM Author: razzle mint base yarmulke Actually, now that I go back and read the reports, I think I'm going to let ICE analogize himself to Lionel, for somewhat obvious reasons.
"The Associated Press reports Tampa Bay Buccaneers RB Lionel Gates was arrested and charged with hitting a pregnant woman in the face and pushing her into a wall during an argument. Gates was being held Friday, March 30, with no bond, jail records said. Gates was charged with burglary of a dwelling, aggravated battery of a pregnant woman and criminal mischief after he kicked in the front door of Peggie Lavender's apartment Thursday, March 29. He also destroyed two televisions AND TWO DOORS. Gates also put a hole in the bedroom wall and assaulted her, according to a Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office report."
I'll have to find another "mac" who better embodies my "style." |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 1:27 PM Author: flesh curious cuck Awesome. ty. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302760) |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 11:29 AM Author: Charismatic Brilliant Temple Excellent bump, one of my all-time favorite threads.
We should spend more time here on shit like this and less on racist flame and bashing IRL peoples. |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 11:38 AM Author: white dashing sandwich titcr
i've smirked at least 10 times re-reading this |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 11:45 AM Author: Charismatic Brilliant Temple just goes to show that when people here channel their creativity in a constructive direction the entertainment value of this place is still off the charts. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302487) |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 11:31 AM Author: Awkward Field Brian Bosworth. Lots of potential, but didn't really live up to it and retired early. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302442) |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 11:56 AM Author: rebellious theater Troy Aikman... not flashy, but consistently outperforming even more talented people for over a decade. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302514) |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 12:31 PM Author: judgmental avocado trust fund Charlie Ward... Good college career due to inexperienced defenders who didn't really know what they were doing. Not much hope afterwards, so I need to find something else to with myself. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302604) |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 12:34 PM Author: Soul-stirring volcanic crater home nice (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302610) |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 1:55 PM Author: white dashing sandwich In light of my recent streak:
I am Tony Romo. I'm never the best man on the field at any given time, but for half the night, I make people believe I'm something special. Then, when it matters most, I expose myself by committing major, fundamental errors that make everything else seem unspectacular in comparison.
Off the stage, however, somehow I always end up with models (and bottles.)
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Date: June 26th, 2007 1:58 PM Author: cerebral locus Dennis Byrd.
I just lay there. |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:33 PM Author: Fantasy-prone godawful area 180. I laughed for five minutes. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442357) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:44 PM Author: Irradiated zippy hell i hate myself for laughing at this. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442395) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:36 PM Author: milky fragrant university so you are officially coming out now? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442363) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:45 PM Author: flesh curious cuck Don't you think it's pretty stupid to make fun of someone's appearance when you have absolutely no idea what that person looks like? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442401) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:46 PM Author: milky fragrant university i saw you with your giant sombrero you idiot (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442406) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:46 PM Author: bright contagious plaza pozpig Doesn't calling heterosexuals gay as a joke seem a little immature? Not to mention making fun of people's height. Seems little different than making fun of one's race. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442409) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:50 PM Author: disgusting french chef McNabb. In crunch time, I get owned. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442426) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:55 PM Author: bright contagious plaza pozpig Jim Sorgi. I don't play much, but everybody assumes I suck. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442441) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 7:41 PM Author: Slap-happy dysfunction forum Chad Pennington. Gets by on intelligence and understanding of the game, but falls short by lack of physical strength. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442574) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 7:46 PM Author: blue church crotch I'm Bill Gramatica.
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Date: November 7th, 2007 11:30 PM Author: Costumed fanboi hospital but were you suspended by the league? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8867793) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 9:43 AM Author: mahogany queen of the night trailer park Brady Quinn, cause I work out like a fiend but never get any playing time (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#9432066) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 10:50 PM Author: Razzmatazz peach national security agency alpha Mark Chmura (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#9441203) |
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