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Laptops banned at Penn

Now that you can't use a computer, you have to use a PENN! ...
Cowardly curious dingle berry
  07/31/06
Or a PENNcil! ROFL
Cowardly curious dingle berry
  07/31/06
Be careful with your penncil or you might stab yourself and ...
Cowardly curious dingle berry
  07/31/06
You'd better hope that the hospital is oPENN! ROFL
Cowardly curious dingle berry
  07/31/06
I'm sorry, I have to stop this.
Cracking school
  07/31/06
While I'm at the hospital, I might as well get my aPENNDix r...
Cowardly curious dingle berry
  07/31/06
Depends. How hard did the instrument PENNetrate you?
Exhilarant walnut boltzmann gay wizard
  11/16/06
Wanna go to my PENNthouse for some sex? I'll PENNetrate you....
Impertinent vibrant indirect expression menage
  08/29/07
...
Medicated Odious Casino
  09/07/07
PENN IS FOR DUDES WITHOUT PENN15ES
Irradiated international law enforcement agency roast beef
  07/31/06
If you didn't get in, maybe you should've attached some aPEN...
Cowardly curious dingle berry
  07/31/06
whoops, i meant dudes without foreskin
Irradiated international law enforcement agency roast beef
  07/31/06
Or maybe you haven't heard back yet and you're still hoPENN ...
Cowardly curious dingle berry
  07/31/06
awesome/
Elite racy abode
  08/21/07
i like this thread
Cerebral National New Version
  07/31/06
I'm really glad I oPENNed this thread!
Aromatic hot really tough guy black woman
  07/31/06
I was hoPENN you'd say that! ROFL
Cowardly curious dingle berry
  07/31/06
LOLERSKATES!!! If you hapPENN to make more threads like t...
Aromatic hot really tough guy black woman
  07/31/06
I'll let you know if you'll let PENNsive know! ROFL
Cowardly curious dingle berry
  07/31/06
you're british
comical ruby macaca
  09/07/07
hahaha
red cuckold senate
  07/31/06
is this for real?
lilac market
  07/31/06
No, it's all in your imaginaPENN! ROFL
Cowardly curious dingle berry
  07/31/06
you guys are a bunch of fucking fags.
lilac market
  07/31/06
...
Diverse buff theater stage karate
  07/31/06
It would be amazing if this thread was the result when you g...
Soul-stirring crotch
  07/31/06
I don't know -- I sense a lot of PENNt-up anger toward this ...
Cowardly curious dingle berry
  07/31/06
This is amazing
Adventurous autistic voyeur toaster
  08/01/06
excellent. very funny
crimson jewess
  08/01/06
Yes, I've sPENNt a lot of time laughing at this thread
confused light becky police squad
  11/12/06
Thanks for making my office day in JaPENN interesting
rose drunken philosopher-king
  08/01/06
Konnichiwa! Waapuro ka PENN wo tsukaimansuka? ROFL!
Cowardly curious dingle berry
  08/01/06
AHAHAHAHAHA
painfully honest field double fault
  08/01/06
SWeet
Chartreuse station
  08/01/06
ROFL
Marvelous theatre
  08/01/06
Did you know that they have an aquarium right on campus -- w...
Cowardly curious dingle berry
  08/01/06
Don't break any of the school rules or you'll get a PENNal c...
Cowardly curious dingle berry
  08/01/06
Or you'll end up in the PENNitentiary!
Marvelous theatre
  08/01/06
And once you're there, you might get PENNetrated by a large ...
Cowardly curious dingle berry
  08/01/06
maybe you'll get a lenient sentence if you rePENNt!
Chartreuse station
  08/01/06
If I could do that, I wouldn't have been excommunicated from...
Cowardly curious dingle berry
  08/01/06
Of course, that had more to do with my PENNchant for altar b...
Cowardly curious dingle berry
  08/01/06
maybe you need to switch to PENNthouse to get your rocks off...
Chartreuse station
  08/01/06
they're better with methamPENNtamine! ROFL
confused light becky police squad
  11/12/06
We'll see- my case is imPENNding!
Marvelous theatre
  08/01/06
fucken PENNdejos.
pink stirring tank
  08/01/06
Cholo, ¡debes PENNsar antes de hablar! ROFL
Cowardly curious dingle berry
  08/01/06
This is a multilingual thread: JaPENNese, EsPENÑol, a...
Cowardly curious dingle berry
  08/01/06
...
trip silver deer antler
  08/01/06
My half-ElvPENN rouge uses hide in the shadows to escape the...
Cowardly curious dingle berry
  08/01/06
...
trip silver deer antler
  08/01/06
I hapPENN to have my AD&D manual right here, and it says...
Cowardly curious dingle berry
  08/01/06
...
trip silver deer antler
  08/01/06
I don't think you understand the basic etymological and orth...
Cowardly curious dingle berry
  08/01/06
...
trip silver deer antler
  08/01/06
this exchange was seriously a battle of titans
Cerebral National New Version
  11/16/06
This was one of your greatest posts ever. Wow.
Aromatic hot really tough guy black woman
  12/18/06
you should go on a date with PENNelope cruz
crimson jewess
  08/01/06
stop, stop it...I can't, can't take any more schtick...
aphrodisiac nursing home
  08/01/06
DelbertGrady, is your moniker in reference to the band or th...
Cowardly curious dingle berry
  08/01/06
You're a very willful boy. You should be corrected.
aphrodisiac nursing home
  08/01/06
hi PENNsive!
Marvelous theatre
  08/01/06
P3NNW3D.
cruel-hearted fiercely-loyal genital piercing hospital
  08/01/06
Fucking sheep. You guys have no indePENNdence at all. It's l...
Charismatic Gay Kitchen
  08/01/06
You people need to chill out! Listen to some Teddy PENNdergr...
mahogany therapy
  08/01/06
I hate everyone who has posted on this thread.
Sadistic indecent marketing idea
  08/01/06
You have a lot of PENNt-up anger. ROFL
Cowardly curious dingle berry
  08/01/06
Threads like this aren't planned. They're occurances of hap...
Cowardly curious dingle berry
  08/01/06
Guess what state Penn is in? PENNsylvania! ROFL
Cowardly curious dingle berry
  08/01/06
I was thinking about visting campus. Do Spruce and Walnut S...
Cowardly curious dingle berry
  08/02/06
I guess I'll just take public transportaPENN! ROFL
Cowardly curious dingle berry
  08/02/06
The Penn Dean is rumored to be marrying a 3L. To avoid publ...
Cowardly curious dingle berry
  08/02/06
Of course, they're not getting rid of all formalities: he's ...
Cowardly curious dingle berry
  08/02/06
For their honeymoon they are going to PENNsacola! ROFL
Yapping pontificating temple
  08/02/06
They're currently at Yahoo! Driving Directions mapPENN out h...
Cowardly curious dingle berry
  08/02/06
Let's not let this stuPENNdous thread become PENNdulous. I ...
Mint histrionic hall queen of the night
  08/03/06
I'm popPENN open some brews. Let's get this party hopPENN a...
Cowardly curious dingle berry
  08/03/06
The students have protested the decision to ban. The appeal...
Cowardly curious dingle berry
  11/12/06
And anyway, a decision like that can always be uPENNeded.
sooty 180 antidepressant drug
  11/12/06
this thread is so awesome i would pay many PENNies to read i...
richard clock
  11/12/06
rofl
buck-toothed razzle partner
  11/12/06
roPENNfl
confused light becky police squad
  11/12/06
I would run a PENNtathlon.
Brilliant mentally impaired son of senegal cumskin
  11/12/06
i have a strange affection for this thread
violent kitty
  11/12/06
It's not that strange. IHVMTH.
sooty 180 antidepressant drug
  11/12/06
to continue using my laptop in the name of jesus, i am trans...
provocative out-of-control center fat ankles
  11/12/06
no laptops? ill skip class then to eat PENNe with vodka sauc...
richard clock
  11/12/06
You should rePENNt for such a conTEMPLEtable post.
sooty 180 antidepressant drug
  11/12/06
help! my aPENNdix just RAPTURED!
provocative out-of-control center fat ankles
  11/12/06
...
Medicated Odious Casino
  09/07/07
Let's forward this thread to all of our PENN pals! EDIT: ...
confused light becky police squad
  11/12/06
Look: you can make all the PENN jokes you want. That's my ...
Cowardly curious dingle berry
  11/12/06
ROFL!
sooty 180 antidepressant drug
  11/12/06
StuPENNdous! ROTFL!
confused light becky police squad
  11/12/06
No, no. YOU'RE the man. ROFL!
sooty 180 antidepressant drug
  11/12/06
180
talented gunner circlehead
  11/13/06
definitely
Cerebral National New Version
  11/16/06
awesome.
Aqua internet-worthy half-breed friendly grandma
  12/18/06
180.
Erotic Irate Crackhouse Reading Party
  08/22/07
ONE FUCKING EIGHTY
Boyish Home
  08/30/07
http://www.rofl.name/asciiart/
Abusive galvanic mother persian
  11/12/06
MeatsPENN! ROTFL!
confused light becky police squad
  11/12/06
how many PENN students will be spending spring break in asPE...
Cobalt Set Sneaky Criminal
  11/13/06
Just bumPENN the thread! ROFL
Cowardly curious dingle berry
  11/15/06
i'm in love w/ you
low-t fighting cruise ship
  11/16/06
floozy
pink stirring tank
  11/16/06
i know :(
low-t fighting cruise ship
  11/16/06
Would you let him rail you with his rock hard PENNis? ROF...
Amber principal's office
  11/16/06
i'm really happy that you're still around
Cerebral National New Version
  11/16/06
Now the people sitting in the back can't look at double PENN...
Lake fragrant milk old irish cottage
  11/16/06
Is the PENNdulum swinging?
Cocky Electric Furnace
  11/16/06
bump
talented gunner circlehead
  12/18/06
I am hoPENN my Civ Pro final does not signal imPENNding doom...
filthy jet-lagged headpube
  12/18/06
COOLEYt already!
Cordovan Self-absorbed Goal In Life
  12/18/06
i'm going to have to ask you to leave, sir
Razzmatazz heaven wagecucks
  12/18/06
We should make sure he is accomPENNied by security guards
Navy locus skinny woman
  12/18/06
I just haPENNed to come across this thread for the first tim...
Cheese-eating internal respiration ticket booth
  12/18/06
SWeet
Orchid Spectacular Stage
  01/03/07
This thread is the 2nd result in google search for Penn lapt...
Soul-stirring crotch
  01/03/07
so semetic law students will no longer be schlePENN their la...
Contagious cuckoldry
  01/04/07
#1, Penntastic!
supple startling chad
  09/07/07
T6 Bump
talented gunner circlehead
  03/31/07
I miss the ROFL schtick.
thriller amethyst range
  03/31/07
I had never seen this thread before... stupendous.
hairraiser ruddy boistinker pocket flask
  03/31/07
Holy shit you blew your chance
talented gunner circlehead
  03/31/07
How could they post that without realizing it? They must reP...
Translucent public bath place of business
  04/01/07
PENN
Multi-colored coldplay fan institution
  03/31/07
ROFL may be my favorite schtick...
dashing sound barrier stead
  08/21/07
But I thought the PENNis was your favorite "schtick&quo...
khaki passionate address messiness
  08/22/07
bumping this for the PENNultimate time.
maniacal ceo
  08/29/07
...and bumping again, just to make that work.
maniacal ceo
  08/29/07
This thread has been a trePENNdous success
pea-brained big codepig corner
  08/29/07
stuPENNdous even!
Sepia Incel
  08/29/07
Contact Sean PENN. He likes to protest things.
Carmine zippy mexican parlor
  08/29/07
RIP, PENNdicabo Vos.
demanding overrated pit
  08/30/07
Because Craig's gay, he's going to lose his PENNsion!
Lemon stage bbw
  08/30/07
...
Medicated Odious Casino
  08/30/07
...
Medicated Odious Casino
  09/07/07
...
Medicated Odious Casino
  09/07/07
whatever happened to that girl with the PENNdulous fake brea...
maniacal ceo
  01/09/08
...
Aqua internet-worthy half-breed friendly grandma
  03/25/08
Dear 2L, We regret to inform you that we are revoking your ...
vigorous affirmative action theater
  10/17/08
LOL, Penn
Vengeful heady idea he suggested
  10/17/08
I heard that this one time there were these Penn students at...
Cowardly curious dingle berry
  11/10/08


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Date: July 31st, 2006 4:40 PM
Author: Cowardly curious dingle berry

Now that you can't use a computer, you have to use a PENN!

ROFL

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346620)



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Date: July 31st, 2006 4:51 PM
Author: Cowardly curious dingle berry

Or a PENNcil!

ROFL

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346746)



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Date: July 31st, 2006 4:55 PM
Author: Cowardly curious dingle berry

Be careful with your penncil or you might stab yourself and get infected and need some PENNicilin!

ROFL

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346788)



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Date: July 31st, 2006 4:55 PM
Author: Cowardly curious dingle berry

You'd better hope that the hospital is oPENN!

ROFL

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346793)



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Date: July 31st, 2006 4:55 PM
Author: Cracking school

I'm sorry, I have to stop this.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346797)



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Date: July 31st, 2006 4:56 PM
Author: Cowardly curious dingle berry

While I'm at the hospital, I might as well get my aPENNDix removed, too.

ROFL

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346816)



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Date: November 16th, 2006 3:36 AM
Author: Exhilarant walnut boltzmann gay wizard

Depends. How hard did the instrument PENNetrate you?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7003073)



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Date: August 29th, 2007 11:22 PM
Author: Impertinent vibrant indirect expression menage

Wanna go to my PENNthouse for some sex? I'll PENNetrate you.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576240)



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Date: September 7th, 2007 7:57 PM
Author: Medicated Odious Casino



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8612437)



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Date: July 31st, 2006 4:55 PM
Author: Irradiated international law enforcement agency roast beef

PENN IS FOR DUDES WITHOUT PENN15ES

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346802)



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Date: July 31st, 2006 5:00 PM
Author: Cowardly curious dingle berry

If you didn't get in, maybe you should've attached some aPENNdices to your application!

ROFL

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346860)



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Date: July 31st, 2006 5:01 PM
Author: Irradiated international law enforcement agency roast beef

whoops, i meant dudes without foreskin

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346877)



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Date: July 31st, 2006 5:02 PM
Author: Cowardly curious dingle berry

Or maybe you haven't heard back yet and you're still hoPENN to get in!

ROFL

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346892)



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Date: August 21st, 2007 11:58 PM
Author: Elite racy abode

awesome/

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8543920)



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Date: July 31st, 2006 5:04 PM
Author: Cerebral National New Version

i like this thread

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346908)



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Date: July 31st, 2006 5:06 PM
Author: Aromatic hot really tough guy black woman

I'm really glad I oPENNed this thread!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346918)



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Date: July 31st, 2006 5:06 PM
Author: Cowardly curious dingle berry

I was hoPENN you'd say that!

ROFL

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346926)



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Date: July 31st, 2006 5:08 PM
Author: Aromatic hot really tough guy black woman

LOLERSKATES!!!

If you hapPENN to make more threads like this, let me know!!!!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346941)



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Date: July 31st, 2006 5:08 PM
Author: Cowardly curious dingle berry

I'll let you know if you'll let PENNsive know!

ROFL

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346950)



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Date: September 7th, 2007 6:43 PM
Author: comical ruby macaca

you're british

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8612171)



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Date: July 31st, 2006 5:07 PM
Author: red cuckold senate

hahaha

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346939)



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Date: July 31st, 2006 5:08 PM
Author: lilac market

is this for real?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346946)



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Date: July 31st, 2006 5:09 PM
Author: Cowardly curious dingle berry

No, it's all in your imaginaPENN!

ROFL

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346956)



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Date: July 31st, 2006 5:24 PM
Author: lilac market

you guys are a bunch of fucking fags.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6347087)



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Date: July 31st, 2006 5:26 PM
Author: Diverse buff theater stage karate



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6347095)



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Date: July 31st, 2006 5:54 PM
Author: Soul-stirring crotch

It would be amazing if this thread was the result when you googled "Penn laptops" or "Penn computing" or "Penn computers"

Let's make it hapPENN!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6347294)



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Date: July 31st, 2006 11:07 PM
Author: Cowardly curious dingle berry

I don't know -- I sense a lot of PENNt-up anger toward this thread!

ROFL

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6349504)



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Date: August 1st, 2006 1:18 AM
Author: Adventurous autistic voyeur toaster

This is amazing

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350792)



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Date: August 1st, 2006 1:21 AM
Author: crimson jewess

excellent. very funny

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350805)



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Date: November 12th, 2006 10:06 PM
Author: confused light becky police squad

Yes, I've sPENNt a lot of time laughing at this thread

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979656)



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Date: August 1st, 2006 1:22 AM
Author: rose drunken philosopher-king

Thanks for making my office day in JaPENN interesting

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350807)



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Date: August 1st, 2006 1:27 AM
Author: Cowardly curious dingle berry

Konnichiwa! Waapuro ka PENN wo tsukaimansuka?

ROFL!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350836)



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Date: August 1st, 2006 3:25 AM
Author: painfully honest field double fault

AHAHAHAHAHA

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351409)



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Date: August 1st, 2006 1:22 AM
Author: Chartreuse station

SWeet

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350810)



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Date: August 1st, 2006 1:27 AM
Author: Marvelous theatre
Subject: ROFL

I'm claPENN!!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350835)



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Date: August 1st, 2006 1:28 AM
Author: Cowardly curious dingle berry

Did you know that they have an aquarium right on campus -- with PENNguins!

ROFL

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350842)



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Date: August 1st, 2006 1:31 AM
Author: Cowardly curious dingle berry

Don't break any of the school rules or you'll get a PENNal code violation!

ROFL

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350852)



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Date: August 1st, 2006 1:32 AM
Author: Marvelous theatre

Or you'll end up in the PENNitentiary!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350856)



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Date: August 1st, 2006 1:33 AM
Author: Cowardly curious dingle berry

And once you're there, you might get PENNetrated by a large male inmate name PENNeleope!

ROFL

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350860)



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Date: August 1st, 2006 1:34 AM
Author: Chartreuse station

maybe you'll get a lenient sentence if you rePENNt!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350862)



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Date: August 1st, 2006 1:35 AM
Author: Cowardly curious dingle berry

If I could do that, I wouldn't have been excommunicated from the PENNtecoastal church!

ROFL

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350874)



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Date: August 1st, 2006 1:36 AM
Author: Cowardly curious dingle berry

Of course, that had more to do with my PENNchant for altar boys more than anything else!

ROFL

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350879)



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Date: August 1st, 2006 1:39 AM
Author: Chartreuse station

maybe you need to switch to PENNthouse to get your rocks off!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350897)



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Date: November 12th, 2006 10:07 PM
Author: confused light becky police squad

they're better with methamPENNtamine!

ROFL

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979665)



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Date: August 1st, 2006 1:43 AM
Author: Marvelous theatre

We'll see- my case is imPENNding!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350921)



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Date: August 1st, 2006 1:37 AM
Author: pink stirring tank

fucken PENNdejos.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350889)



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Date: August 1st, 2006 1:42 AM
Author: Cowardly curious dingle berry

Cholo, ¡debes PENNsar antes de hablar!

ROFL

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350919)



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Date: August 1st, 2006 1:48 AM
Author: Cowardly curious dingle berry

This is a multilingual thread: JaPENNese, EsPENÑol, and PENNglish!

ROFL

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350959)



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Date: August 1st, 2006 1:41 AM
Author: trip silver deer antler



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Date: August 1st, 2006 1:44 AM
Author: Cowardly curious dingle berry

My half-ElvPENN rouge uses hide in the shadows to escape the attack! I use my PENNultimate Magic Missile scroll to kill the monster! My PENNdant of Charm (charisma +2) will allow me to buy a new scroll from town at a lower price!

ROFL

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350928)



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Date: August 1st, 2006 1:47 AM
Author: trip silver deer antler



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Date: August 1st, 2006 1:50 AM
Author: Cowardly curious dingle berry

I hapPENN to have my AD&D manual right here, and it says that Magic Missle damages all monsters, regardless of level!

ROFL

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Date: August 1st, 2006 1:52 AM
Author: trip silver deer antler



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Date: August 1st, 2006 1:55 AM
Author: Cowardly curious dingle berry

I don't think you understand the basic etymological and orthographical features of PENNglish.

Furthermore, as an enchanted monster versus a half-Elf, it gets a PENNalty on it savings throw!

ROFL

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Date: August 1st, 2006 2:00 AM
Author: trip silver deer antler



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Date: November 16th, 2006 3:25 AM
Author: Cerebral National New Version

this exchange was seriously a battle of titans

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Date: December 18th, 2006 1:41 PM
Author: Aromatic hot really tough guy black woman

This was one of your greatest posts ever. Wow.

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Date: August 1st, 2006 1:43 AM
Author: crimson jewess

you should go on a date with PENNelope cruz

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Date: August 1st, 2006 1:45 AM
Author: aphrodisiac nursing home

stop, stop it...I can't, can't take any more schtick...

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Date: August 1st, 2006 1:47 AM
Author: Cowardly curious dingle berry

DelbertGrady, is your moniker in reference to the band or the ghostly butler character in The Shining featuring Jack NicholPENN?

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Date: August 1st, 2006 1:48 AM
Author: aphrodisiac nursing home

You're a very willful boy. You should be corrected.

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Date: August 1st, 2006 2:03 AM
Author: Marvelous theatre

hi PENNsive!

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Date: August 1st, 2006 3:17 AM
Author: cruel-hearted fiercely-loyal genital piercing hospital

P3NNW3D.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351387)



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Date: August 1st, 2006 8:02 AM
Author: Charismatic Gay Kitchen

Fucking sheep. You guys have no indePENNdence at all. It's like watching sheep in a fucking PENN.

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Date: August 1st, 2006 8:38 AM
Author: mahogany therapy

You people need to chill out! Listen to some Teddy PENNdergrass! Or Terrence PENNT D'Arby!

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Date: August 1st, 2006 9:20 AM
Author: Sadistic indecent marketing idea

I hate everyone who has posted on this thread.

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Date: August 1st, 2006 9:21 AM
Author: Cowardly curious dingle berry

You have a lot of PENNt-up anger.

ROFL

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351759)



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Date: August 1st, 2006 10:11 AM
Author: Cowardly curious dingle berry

Threads like this aren't planned. They're occurances of hapPENNstance!

ROFL

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6352008)



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Date: August 1st, 2006 10:42 AM
Author: Cowardly curious dingle berry

Guess what state Penn is in? PENNsylvania!

ROFL

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6352177)



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Date: August 2nd, 2006 10:14 AM
Author: Cowardly curious dingle berry

I was thinking about visting campus. Do Spruce and Walnut Streets run parallel to each other, or are the perPENNdicular?

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Date: August 2nd, 2006 11:00 AM
Author: Cowardly curious dingle berry

I guess I'll just take public transportaPENN!

ROFL

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Date: August 2nd, 2006 11:04 AM
Author: Cowardly curious dingle berry

The Penn Dean is rumored to be marrying a 3L. To avoid publicity, they're thinking of eloPENN!

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Date: August 2nd, 2006 11:11 AM
Author: Cowardly curious dingle berry

Of course, they're not getting rid of all formalities: he's still going to PENNd down on one knee to propose!

ROFL

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Date: August 2nd, 2006 1:11 PM
Author: Yapping pontificating temple

For their honeymoon they are going to PENNsacola!

ROFL

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Date: August 2nd, 2006 1:30 PM
Author: Cowardly curious dingle berry

They're currently at Yahoo! Driving Directions mapPENN out how to get there!

ROFL

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6361431)



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Date: August 3rd, 2006 1:43 AM
Author: Mint histrionic hall queen of the night

Let's not let this stuPENNdous thread become PENNdulous. I dePENNd on it for my entertainPENNt.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6366694)



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Date: August 3rd, 2006 10:38 AM
Author: Cowardly curious dingle berry

I'm popPENN open some brews. Let's get this party hopPENN again!

ROFL

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6367840)



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Date: November 12th, 2006 7:50 PM
Author: Cowardly curious dingle berry

The students have protested the decision to ban. The appeal is PENNding!

ROFL

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6978652)



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Date: November 12th, 2006 7:54 PM
Author: sooty 180 antidepressant drug

And anyway, a decision like that can always be uPENNeded.

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Date: November 12th, 2006 7:58 PM
Author: richard clock

this thread is so awesome i would pay many PENNies to read it

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6978720)



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Date: November 12th, 2006 8:13 PM
Author: buck-toothed razzle partner

rofl

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6978828)



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Date: November 12th, 2006 10:27 PM
Author: confused light becky police squad

roPENNfl

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Date: November 12th, 2006 8:17 PM
Author: Brilliant mentally impaired son of senegal cumskin

I would run a PENNtathlon.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6978850)



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Date: November 12th, 2006 8:50 PM
Author: violent kitty

i have a strange affection for this thread

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Date: November 12th, 2006 8:51 PM
Author: sooty 180 antidepressant drug

It's not that strange. IHVMTH.

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Date: November 12th, 2006 9:15 PM
Author: provocative out-of-control center fat ankles

to continue using my laptop in the name of jesus, i am transferring from PENNtecostal carolina



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Date: November 12th, 2006 9:16 PM
Author: richard clock

no laptops? ill skip class then to eat PENNe with vodka sauce

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979324)



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Date: November 12th, 2006 9:19 PM
Author: sooty 180 antidepressant drug

You should rePENNt for such a conTEMPLEtable post.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979336)



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Date: November 12th, 2006 9:25 PM
Author: provocative out-of-control center fat ankles

help! my aPENNdix just RAPTURED!

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Date: September 7th, 2007 6:51 PM
Author: Medicated Odious Casino



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Date: November 12th, 2006 10:10 PM
Author: confused light becky police squad

Let's forward this thread to all of our PENN pals!

EDIT: ROTFL

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979699)



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Date: November 12th, 2006 10:41 PM
Author: Cowardly curious dingle berry

Look: you can make all the PENN jokes you want. That's my gift to the board. Penn pal--that's cute. Everybody laughs. Good for you.

But you don't get put ROFL at the end of the joke. I get to put ROFL at the end of the joke. I get to do that because I'm motherfucking ROFL. And because last I checked you are *not* motherfucking ROFL, you get to put ROFL at the end of your post exactly once before you end up with a sliced jugular and a pair of empty eye sockets.

This is your one and only warning. This is not a joke.

ROFL

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6980025)



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Date: November 12th, 2006 11:14 PM
Author: sooty 180 antidepressant drug

ROFL!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6980323)



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Date: November 12th, 2006 11:35 PM
Author: confused light becky police squad

StuPENNdous!

ROTFL!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6980534)



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Date: November 12th, 2006 11:41 PM
Author: sooty 180 antidepressant drug

No, no. YOU'RE the man.

ROFL!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6980600)



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Date: November 13th, 2006 12:02 AM
Author: talented gunner circlehead

180

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Date: November 16th, 2006 3:20 AM
Author: Cerebral National New Version

definitely

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Date: December 18th, 2006 2:48 AM
Author: Aqua internet-worthy half-breed friendly grandma

awesome.

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Date: August 22nd, 2007 12:02 AM
Author: Erotic Irate Crackhouse Reading Party

180.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8543942)



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Date: August 30th, 2007 2:04 AM
Author: Boyish Home

ONE FUCKING EIGHTY

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Date: November 12th, 2006 10:49 PM
Author: Abusive galvanic mother persian

http://www.rofl.name/asciiart/

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Date: November 12th, 2006 11:37 PM
Author: confused light becky police squad

MeatsPENN!

ROTFL!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6980549)



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Date: November 13th, 2006 12:28 AM
Author: Cobalt Set Sneaky Criminal

how many PENN students will be spending spring break in asPENN?

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Date: November 15th, 2006 11:54 PM
Author: Cowardly curious dingle berry

Just bumPENN the thread!

ROFL

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7001982)



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Date: November 16th, 2006 2:23 AM
Author: low-t fighting cruise ship

i'm in love w/ you

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Date: November 16th, 2006 2:28 AM
Author: pink stirring tank

floozy

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Date: November 16th, 2006 2:36 AM
Author: low-t fighting cruise ship

i know :(

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Date: November 16th, 2006 3:29 AM
Author: Amber principal's office

Would you let him rail you with his rock hard PENNis?

ROFLOMGHAXORZLOLZ!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7003061)



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Date: November 16th, 2006 3:21 AM
Author: Cerebral National New Version

i'm really happy that you're still around

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Date: November 16th, 2006 2:41 AM
Author: Lake fragrant milk old irish cottage

Now the people sitting in the back can't look at double PENNetration pics. This is just cruel, they dePENNd on them to get through the lectures.

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Date: November 16th, 2006 2:06 PM
Author: Cocky Electric Furnace

Is the PENNdulum swinging?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7005001)



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Date: December 18th, 2006 2:12 AM
Author: talented gunner circlehead

bump

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Date: December 18th, 2006 11:50 AM
Author: filthy jet-lagged headpube

I am hoPENN my Civ Pro final does not signal imPENNding doom.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7249812)



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Date: December 18th, 2006 2:42 AM
Author: Cordovan Self-absorbed Goal In Life

COOLEYt already!

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Date: December 18th, 2006 5:26 AM
Author: Razzmatazz heaven wagecucks

i'm going to have to ask you to leave, sir

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Date: December 18th, 2006 1:38 PM
Author: Navy locus skinny woman

We should make sure he is accomPENNied by security guards

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Date: December 18th, 2006 2:03 PM
Author: Cheese-eating internal respiration ticket booth

I just haPENNed to come across this thread for the first time, and I felt the need to PENN a phrase or two to express my approval.

This thread is absolutely stuPENNdous.

Thank you fine sir.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7250443)



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Date: January 3rd, 2007 10:26 PM
Author: Orchid Spectacular Stage

SWeet

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Date: January 3rd, 2007 10:30 PM
Author: Soul-stirring crotch

This thread is the 2nd result in google search for Penn laptops.

We made it haPENN!

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Date: January 4th, 2007 12:04 AM
Author: Contagious cuckoldry

so semetic law students will no longer be schlePENN their laptops all the way from israel / arabic PENNinsula.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7346125)



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Date: September 7th, 2007 7:20 PM
Author: supple startling chad

#1, Penntastic!

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Date: March 31st, 2007 8:53 PM
Author: talented gunner circlehead

T6 Bump

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Date: March 31st, 2007 8:56 PM
Author: thriller amethyst range

I miss the ROFL schtick.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7851369)



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Date: March 31st, 2007 9:06 PM
Author: hairraiser ruddy boistinker pocket flask

I had never seen this thread before... stupendous.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7851440)



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Date: March 31st, 2007 9:35 PM
Author: talented gunner circlehead

Holy shit you blew your chance

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Date: April 1st, 2007 1:41 AM
Author: Translucent public bath place of business

How could they post that without realizing it? They must rePENNt for their sins!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7852622)



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Date: March 31st, 2007 11:04 PM
Author: Multi-colored coldplay fan institution

PENN

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Date: August 21st, 2007 11:58 PM
Author: dashing sound barrier stead

ROFL may be my favorite schtick...

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Date: August 22nd, 2007 12:03 AM
Author: khaki passionate address messiness

But I thought the PENNis was your favorite "schtick"?

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Date: August 29th, 2007 11:07 PM
Author: maniacal ceo

bumping this for the PENNultimate time.

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Date: August 29th, 2007 11:08 PM
Author: maniacal ceo

...and bumping again, just to make that work.

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Date: August 29th, 2007 11:19 PM
Author: pea-brained big codepig corner

This thread has been a trePENNdous success



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576230)



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Date: August 29th, 2007 11:22 PM
Author: Sepia Incel

stuPENNdous even!

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Date: August 29th, 2007 11:33 PM
Author: Carmine zippy mexican parlor

Contact Sean PENN. He likes to protest things.

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Date: August 30th, 2007 12:15 AM
Author: demanding overrated pit

RIP, PENNdicabo Vos.

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Date: August 30th, 2007 12:16 AM
Author: Lemon stage bbw

Because Craig's gay, he's going to lose his PENNsion!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576442)



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Date: August 30th, 2007 1:24 AM
Author: Medicated Odious Casino



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Date: September 7th, 2007 6:24 PM
Author: Medicated Odious Casino



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Date: September 7th, 2007 7:57 PM
Author: Medicated Odious Casino



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Date: January 9th, 2008 3:17 PM
Author: maniacal ceo

whatever happened to that girl with the PENNdulous fake breasts?

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Date: March 25th, 2008 3:36 PM
Author: Aqua internet-worthy half-breed friendly grandma



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Date: October 17th, 2008 11:11 PM
Author: vigorous affirmative action theater

Dear 2L,

We regret to inform you that we are revoking your PENNding offer.

Best of luck,

BIGLAW

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Date: October 17th, 2008 11:30 PM
Author: Vengeful heady idea he suggested

LOL, Penn

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Date: November 10th, 2008 10:50 PM
Author: Cowardly curious dingle berry

I heard that this one time there were these Penn students attending the local Ye Olde Renaissance Faire, and one of them was wearing this handmade shirt for the occassion, and the shirt was made of what looked like cords of hand-twisted cotton, and one of the people at the event asked him "excuse me, is that shirt made out of hand-twisted cotton?" and the Penn student responded, "no, actually, it's hemPENN."

ROFL

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#10349940)