Date: October 27th, 2020 9:30 PM Author: Cracking toilet seat
calm things around here. It would bring instant peace to the bort, calm the whole imposter brouhaha, make so many people happy in this time of global pandemic and political discord. Help everyone out. Answer the call. Flick your bean a little, grab a shot with your phone, and poast it for your internet friends. It's not a lot to ask and it would be doing everyone a tremendous solid.
You actually went through the trouble of editing that image. Note the one linked in my email tag has >300 views bc it’s the real one that’s been up for weeks. You’re so pathetic. I’m not going anywhere.
Date: October 27th, 2020 9:35 PM Author: Cracking toilet seat
No one wants you to go anywhere. We want you to be a permanent part of this place. Part of making that happening is a nice shot. Look at the Box, Blue Smoke, Julia, Claire, all of them. They all gave and the bort gave back in return.
Date: October 27th, 2020 9:33 PM Author: Cracking toilet seat
Stop worrying about them. See, that's what I'm talking about. All this imposter nonsense, wondering who is going to pop into a thread -- it can all end. You have no idea what a pacifying effect it's always had on everyone to just get a simple puss, ass, hold shot. All the legendary fem poasters have done it, it's NBD, a simple rite of passage to enter the pantheon here.
Date: October 27th, 2020 9:35 PM Author: Cracking toilet seat
You obviously do care. You're here on the bort a lot. You're battling an army of impostors. You're fighting an uphill battle right now and it isn't going to get any easier -- you've seen how nutty XO can get. You can cut this off at the knees almost instantly.
I was off this board all day then came on for the Tucker discussion. The second I came on, the creepy men who probably have kids and wives to take of leapt from their seats with joy and started bumping all the threads about me they made throughout the day. I’m not going anywhere. I can barely post original content anymore because of all the losers impersonating me but I’ll wear them out and beat them down one by one.
Date: October 27th, 2020 9:42 PM Author: Cracking toilet seat
They are bumping these threads because they think they can get a rise out of you. They don't accept you as part of the bort right now. I've seen this play out a thousand times here. They're only going to intensify their bullshit until you eventually lose it. You may deny it but it has happened time and time again.
You can totally turn the tables on them. If you pop up here with a nice tasteful spread eagle clit shot--or whatever's your poison, you do what you're comfortable with--it will instantaneously solidify your rep. It's like being initiated into a gang. Don't reply to this saying you don't care because, again, you do, you're knee deep in the back and forth right now. You could instantaneously become a "made man" here with a simple OP--"Real GJR Here, Fuck You Assholes, Here's a Nude"