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describe the life of a MAGISTRATE JUDGE in DAYTON

$201K has to put you in the top 1% both financially & so...
Orange Son Of Senegal Market
  03/03/21
highly likely this will go to a local well-regarded AUSA/AFP...
cruel-hearted center
  03/03/21
they will be blown away by my coastal PRESTIGE and t14 crede...
Orange Son Of Senegal Market
  03/03/21
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Deranged laughsome ticket booth gay wizard
  03/03/21
Is this really something you "apply" for? Seems we...
charismatic shitlib menage
  03/04/21
they're appointed by the district judges for a limited term....
Deranged laughsome ticket booth gay wizard
  03/04/21
you probably have to be top 35% of your class at tOSU, minim...
know-it-all lascivious plaza
  03/03/21
live like a prince for $99K https://www.realtor.com/realest...
Orange Son Of Senegal Market
  03/03/21
estimate the number of teens who overdosed from fentanyl ins...
know-it-all lascivious plaza
  03/03/21
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Insane abnormal gaming laptop multi-billionaire
  03/04/21
loling a federal judge pulling up to his trap house in a low...
180 locus digit ratio
  03/03/21
those sofas are legit
Orange Son Of Senegal Market
  03/03/21
Probably what Indubitably tp is doing these days.
Tantric skinny woman black woman
  03/03/21
weekend home along the Ohio river
Orange Son Of Senegal Market
  03/03/21
Ha, definitely not. Maybe his dad though
garnet orchestra pit feces
  03/04/21
Indubz seems to have a lot of fun. I looked up his facebook ...
Tantric skinny woman black woman
  03/04/21
He's a cuck, didn't he say once kids weren't his
garnet orchestra pit feces
  03/04/21
You work ~35 hours per week and make a clerk do the hard stu...
180 locus digit ratio
  03/03/21
wtf 3 car driveway? seems excessive
Orange Son Of Senegal Market
  03/03/21
...
Insane abnormal gaming laptop multi-billionaire
  03/03/21
It's everything you'd ever hoped for and more. Your thought...
bistre property sex offender
  03/03/21
my goodness
Orange Son Of Senegal Market
  03/03/21
...
bistre property sex offender
  03/03/21
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Translucent forum community account
  03/04/21
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curious home voyeur
  03/04/21
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Slippery salmon stead jew
  03/04/21
I didn't expect to begin my Thursday crying, but here I am.
180 locus digit ratio
  03/04/21
...
Slippery salmon stead jew
  03/04/21
cr way to start every workday ime
Orange Son Of Senegal Market
  03/04/21
get the hell off this site, you have the great American nove...
Mahogany deep legal warrant
  03/04/21
we dont know that he hasnt
Slippery salmon stead jew
  03/04/21
...
180 locus digit ratio
  03/04/21
...
Translucent forum community account
  03/04/21
...
Infuriating point
  03/04/21
wb renada
Contagious really tough guy
  03/04/21
he's a total fucking throwback and I love it
Translucent forum community account
  03/04/21
...
gerstern
  03/04/21
...
propecia mathematica
  03/04/21
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Pumonymous
  03/04/21
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jag
  03/04/21
this is such an incredible poast. i feel compelled to share ...
jag
  03/04/21
I'm going to start randomly e-mailing publishing houses and ...
gerstern
  03/04/21
"Yeah, there's a guy on this racist law message board, ...
Mahogany deep legal warrant
  03/04/21
lol
Slippery salmon stead jew
  03/04/21
...
Federal Travel Guidebook Liquid Oxygen
  02/07/23
I just emailed this to someone
Translucent forum community account
  03/11/21
He could single handedly save ATL by publishing a column onc...
180 locus digit ratio
  03/04/21
...
Mahogany deep legal warrant
  03/04/21
...
Orange Son Of Senegal Market
  03/04/21
I bumped his Iger poast last night. I found myself randomly ...
Translucent forum community account
  03/04/21
link?
Slippery salmon stead jew
  03/04/21
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4772746&fo...
Translucent forum community account
  03/04/21
ty 180
Slippery salmon stead jew
  03/04/21
...
Translucent forum community account
  03/11/21
The skill that it takes to write a post like this is beyond ...
sooty cocky love of her life generalized bond
  03/11/21
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Cracking lilac kitty den
  03/20/21
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gerstern
  01/05/23
Oddly specific. EDIT: $201K?? Really??
charismatic shitlib menage
  03/04/21
$201,112 to be precise
Orange Son Of Senegal Market
  03/04/21
great thread
gerstern
  03/04/21
Other than the Pine Club and the AF Museum there is literall...
jet swollen rigpig
  03/04/21
You drink beer at the Green Lantern Bar and rub shoulders wi...
passionate copper volcanic crater
  03/04/21
Grocery shopping on weekends at the kroger fresh fare in ket...
Overrated pink crackhouse macaca
  03/20/21
I've lived in Dayton for 17 years now. T14 credentials like...
Ruddy corner stain
  03/20/21


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Date: March 3rd, 2021 3:59 PM
Author: Orange Son Of Senegal Market

$201K has to put you in the top 1% both financially & socially

rubbing shoulders with university deans & retired AF pilots

https://www.ohsd.uscourts.gov/sites/ohsd/files//Application%20for%20Magistrate%20Judge.pdf

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042153)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 4:01 PM
Author: cruel-hearted center

highly likely this will go to a local well-regarded AUSA/AFPD

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042162)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 4:03 PM
Author: Orange Son Of Senegal Market

they will be blown away by my coastal PRESTIGE and t14 credentials

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042171)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 5:27 PM
Author: Deranged laughsome ticket booth gay wizard



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042710)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: charismatic shitlib menage

Is this really something you "apply" for? Seems weird. I thought these were still presidential appointments, just not for life.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046817)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 11:52 AM
Author: Deranged laughsome ticket booth gay wizard

they're appointed by the district judges for a limited term. it's not an art iii lifetime gig. it's a gov't job, so it requires a public application process, but this guy is 100% correct that it's going to one of two or three local AUSAs who are well known and were told to apply.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046842)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 4:05 PM
Author: know-it-all lascivious plaza

you probably have to be top 35% of your class at tOSU, minimum.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042179)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 4:06 PM
Author: Orange Son Of Senegal Market

live like a prince for $99K

https://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/374-Maryland-Ave_Dayton_OH_45404_M41014-86589

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042192)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 4:07 PM
Author: know-it-all lascivious plaza

estimate the number of teens who overdosed from fentanyl inside that trampoline?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042197)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 9:54 AM
Author: Insane abnormal gaming laptop multi-billionaire



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046000)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 4:17 PM
Author: 180 locus digit ratio

loling a federal judge pulling up to his trap house in a low rider with hydraulics.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042250)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 4:32 PM
Author: Orange Son Of Senegal Market

those sofas are legit

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042329)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 4:11 PM
Author: Tantric skinny woman black woman

Probably what Indubitably tp is doing these days.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042224)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 4:13 PM
Author: Orange Son Of Senegal Market

weekend home along the Ohio river

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042234)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 9:53 AM
Author: garnet orchestra pit feces

Ha, definitely not. Maybe his dad though

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42045993)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 11:15 AM
Author: Tantric skinny woman black woman

Indubz seems to have a lot of fun. I looked up his facebook page after making that poast. I think he has some low-stress law job and spends most of his time making and editing videos of himself with his kids and cute wife.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046582)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 11:47 AM
Author: garnet orchestra pit feces

He's a cuck, didn't he say once kids weren't his

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046805)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 4:16 PM
Author: 180 locus digit ratio

You work ~35 hours per week and make a clerk do the hard stuff.

You live in a house like this:

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/6960-Mad-River-Rd-Dayton-OH-45459/35043717_zpid/

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042248)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 4:30 PM
Author: Orange Son Of Senegal Market

wtf 3 car driveway? seems excessive

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042322)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 5:04 PM
Author: Insane abnormal gaming laptop multi-billionaire



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042544)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 5:06 PM
Author: bistre property sex offender

It's everything you'd ever hoped for and more. Your thoughts trace back to your salad days in the law hall, the whispered jurisprudential insights being passed between students taut and willing for the law, shrouded in thick woolen sweaters and four-in-hand Brooks ties in sedate colors that had been passed somberly from proud fathers to anxious sons the evening before they were to set off for campus by train or boat, each individual a future Star Lucifer shining in the constellation of the legal sky. Your beloved, favorite professor, Lord Dorado, would talk at length about the importance of judges in "the System." "They are our bulwarks of justice, holding up the edifice of civilization. Before their hands pass the currents of twined rivers, one of blood running hot, the passion of man, the other steel grey thrushwater, the logic of mankind. Judges sift the one and the other and, drawing the mixture upward to their lips in the cool cup of legislation, drink deeply, imbibing eternal wisdom." The class went silent at the end of his speech; two young men, first years, appeared to faint for a moment before recovering and steadying themselves against the time dark oak of the witnessing rail bordering the row of seats which lined the viewing theater.

You feel the keys of your Buick Envision in your good hand, their weight and honing. It's the Avenir line--you're a judge now, someone both in and of the community; people rise slightly from their seats when you enter George's Family Restaurant. America. 5pm is closing time. Another day of dispensing justice in the form of magisterial rulings and opinions, your discourse from the bench peppered with little bon mots and aphorisms that no doubt stick in the minds of the parties well after they've left the hallowed concourse of 200 West Second Street. Did Maslow's pyramid have a level for self actualization above self actualization? That's you. You're on that level. Each day sees the operation of your perfectly composed machine of judgeship, the inputs of your mind balanced against the outputs of the robes, you the center of that little universe, dipping your cup into its magically energetic currents, blood and logic, the two sides of mankind. Lord Dorado died seven years ago almost to the day. You watched them bury him on a high hill overlooking the Tennessee foothills resplendent in their polychromatic autumn coat, shovel to dirt in repetition until the ground swallowed him whole. He was a man of the law. Just like you.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042561)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 5:14 PM
Author: Orange Son Of Senegal Market

my goodness

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042615)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 5:16 PM
Author: bistre property sex offender



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042639)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 5:26 PM
Author: Translucent forum community account



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042697)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 1:15 AM
Author: Translucent forum community account



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42045169)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 1:21 AM
Author: curious home voyeur



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42045193)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 1:31 AM
Author: Slippery salmon stead jew



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42045229)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 9:27 AM
Author: 180 locus digit ratio

I didn't expect to begin my Thursday crying, but here I am.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42045862)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 9:31 AM
Author: Slippery salmon stead jew



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42045871)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 9:31 AM
Author: Orange Son Of Senegal Market

cr way to start every workday ime

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42045873)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 9:42 AM
Author: Mahogany deep legal warrant

get the hell off this site, you have the great American novel to write

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42045928)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 10:02 AM
Author: Slippery salmon stead jew

we dont know that he hasnt

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046047)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 10:14 AM
Author: 180 locus digit ratio



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046110)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 11:20 AM
Author: Translucent forum community account



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046620)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 10:09 AM
Author: Infuriating point



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046073)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 11:21 AM
Author: Contagious really tough guy

wb renada

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046626)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 11:22 AM
Author: Translucent forum community account

he's a total fucking throwback and I love it

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046643)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 11:50 AM
Author: gerstern



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046826)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 11:53 AM
Author: propecia mathematica



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046851)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 12:01 PM
Author: Pumonymous



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046893)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 12:02 PM
Author: jag



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046899)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 12:54 PM
Author: jag

this is such an incredible poast. i feel compelled to share it with someone, as it deserves a much larger audience than two dozen autists in a dark corner of the internet. but there's really no one outside of xo who could possibly appreciate this

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42047243)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 1:20 PM
Author: gerstern

I'm going to start randomly e-mailing publishing houses and law schools on his behalf

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42047460)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 1:35 PM
Author: Mahogany deep legal warrant

"Yeah, there's a guy on this racist law message board, just ignore the n-threading, what? No, I don't know how to send him a personal message, you just need to get a moniker using a .edu email address, and hang out on the site until he shows up a few times a month ... Hello?"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42047610)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 1:36 PM
Author: Slippery salmon stead jew

lol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42047615)



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Date: February 7th, 2023 2:20 PM
Author: Federal Travel Guidebook Liquid Oxygen



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#45900003)



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Date: March 11th, 2021 5:11 PM
Author: Translucent forum community account

I just emailed this to someone

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42087495)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 1:21 PM
Author: 180 locus digit ratio

He could single handedly save ATL by publishing a column once per week.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42047465)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 1:33 PM
Author: Mahogany deep legal warrant



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42047594)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 1:23 PM
Author: Orange Son Of Senegal Market



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42047486)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 1:25 PM
Author: Translucent forum community account

I bumped his Iger poast last night. I found myself randomly thinking about it and lol'ing.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42047509)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 1:31 PM
Author: Slippery salmon stead jew

link?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42047566)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 1:44 PM
Author: Translucent forum community account

Bob Iger cracking up board room, spreading cheeks, "Im the Duke of Sussex"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42047676)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 1:50 PM
Author: Slippery salmon stead jew

ty 180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42047715)



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Date: March 11th, 2021 4:40 PM
Author: Translucent forum community account



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42087280)



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Date: March 11th, 2021 6:55 PM
Author: sooty cocky love of her life generalized bond

The skill that it takes to write a post like this is beyond my comprehension.

It's sort of like me mentoring my TTT associates. I can teach them strategy, tactics, legal analysis, drafting skills, but at the end of the day, if I locked them in a room with a laptop and westlaw for a year, they simply would not have the wherewithal to draft a MSJ that would be even a shadow of what I could produce in a mere 2-3 days. Even giving them every tool imaginable, they simply lack the capacity to perform up to the standard.

I feel the same way when I read this poast. You could lock me away for a year and prompt me to write on the topic posed by the OP, and anything I could produce, no matter how many times edited and reedited, would be a mere shadow of what this author cranked out in likely half an hour. It's like telling a 5'8 balding, chubby of counsel to go dunk on a regulation hoop.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42088109)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 11:59 PM
Author: Cracking lilac kitty den



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42139379)



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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:33 PM
Author: gerstern



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#45747256)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 11:45 AM
Author: charismatic shitlib menage

Oddly specific.

EDIT: $201K?? Really??

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046790)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 11:59 AM
Author: Orange Son Of Senegal Market

$201,112 to be precise

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046886)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 11:50 AM
Author: gerstern

great thread

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046824)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 12:07 PM
Author: jet swollen rigpig

Other than the Pine Club and the AF Museum there is literally nothing interesting or redeeming about Dayton (it's a dump)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046914)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 12:51 PM
Author: passionate copper volcanic crater

You drink beer at the Green Lantern Bar and rub shoulders with Dave chappelle and Robert Pollard

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42047205)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 11:48 PM
Author: Overrated pink crackhouse macaca

Grocery shopping on weekends at the kroger fresh fare in kettering, based on my experience

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42139333)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 11:57 PM
Author: Ruddy corner stain

I've lived in Dayton for 17 years now. T14 credentials like mine are fairly common here. Maybe 3% of practicing attorneys here have it. There's plenty to do in the Dayton area when you aren't working.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42139372)