anyway, we actually wind up having a decent time at the dog park. when we get back to her place she takes a few more swigs of vodka. i ask if we're still going to the bars, and she start equivocating. i'm starting to get testy and say things like "just make a decision, it's already around 10 and i don't want to spend the next 2 hours going back and forth". i don't think she ever made a decision, but we wound up just walking around the parks around her apartment with the dogs for an hour. she was *mildly* insane, babbling, and drunk... but far from the top of her game. we got home and i immediately went to bed.

saturday morning is where the crazy starts. we wake up cuddling and start getting frisky. i notice the handle of titos on the bedstand, about 1/2 full. she must have been up drinking for part of the night or this morning. as we're getting amorous she pours a couple of shots of vodka directly into my mouth while she rides me. which is fine. it's about 7am now. we fuck and go back the cuddling/sleep.

i wake up again around 10am. i have a birthday party i had to go to and was in charge of picking up food. i also have to drop my dogs off at home. she knows all of this, and i tell her i HAVE to leave by noon at the latest. fine. i see the handle of vodka has depleted even more. she is not *drunk* but is clearly tipsy. we fucking again, and once again she is riding me with the handle of vodka in her hand, taking shots from the bottle, and pouring some directly into her mouth. the visual was amazing, and even at the time i was thinking "this will make great bort content". we had our fun, fucked, showered, and cuddled for a bit. all in all, this was shaping up to be an ok weekend. the bottle of vodka is now down to it's last 1/3rd or so. sure, she has pounded down 2/3 of a handle of vodka in less than a day, but... she wasn't being crazy. i think the relationship might have some potential.

the time is now 11:30 and we decide to take one more walk around her complex. her apartments are next to a river, so we decide to take the dogs down for a swim. we are gleefully taking shots of vodka now, and i pour some into a can of redbull as my final drink. as we're walking down to the river i can sense a shift in her personality. things are starting to get dark. she is mumbling about never seeing me again, how i hurt her, how i'm going to disappear, etc. she has done this before since i broke up with her, and i reassure her that we've had a good time and i'm definitely planning to see her again. but her babbling persists. it's now a slow, barely audible murmur. i start thinking i have to go SOON, i can sense things are going to get bad.

there is an undeveloped, fenced off area of land by the river we go to. i let them off leash to swim, so i am mostly concerned with keeping track of them. they are gleefully swimming, and take turns watching them and trying to talk with her. she is slipping further and further into drunk rambling. at some point she kneels down into the dirt to play with the dogs. she is now filthy, and i notice that her knee is scraped. she's now a complete mess. she starts talking about how i should just stay with her today and cancel the party. i repeatedly tell her i can't do that, and that i have to go now.

we walk back to her apartment, and she is having some trouble staying on her feet and walking straight. she is now begging me to stay and talking about how this is the last time i'm going to see her. i tell her that's not true, and i mean it. i'm somewhat confused about why she's even saying this as friday evening and saturday morning went pretty well. i manage to drop her off at her apartment, and i tell her that i can probably stop by after the party today. she isn't convinced it is mostly morose, continuing to babble about never seeing me again and begging me to stay. but it's still not *too* bad. i manage to break way and start walking the dogs to my car. it's now a little after noon and i'm going to be a little late to the party.

this is when it gets bad. as i'm in my car turning on a podcast, she comes from no where and gets into the passenger seat. she refuses to leave and continues begging me to stay. i'm getting frustrated and tell her that i *have* to go and that it's already late. she refuses and won't get out. after about 15 minutes of pleading i get out of the car and try to physically get her out. she locks the doors, but i have the keys, and i had the foresight of leaving the driver do open. i can't open her door, so i go back around to my side, and she lunges across the seat to shut my door. now i'm locked out, and begging her get out of the car. my dogs are in the car and the car is running (car has the type of keys that don't need to be inserted in the ignition). she starts reaching back to the rear doors to open them to let the dogs out. we're now playing a game where i am constantly shutting the back doors as they open. when she does manage to open one she encourages my dogs to leave. my dogs are extremely confused and upset, as one person is shouting "get out!" while the other is shouting "stay!". at the same time when she reaches back to open a rear door i have an opportunity to unlock the doors with the keys and open her passenger door. at one point a dog gets out, but i manage to get it back in. this apartment complex is one of those really nice ones full of young white professionals constantly jogging by or walking their dogs, so dozens of people get to see the insane display happening. sadly, none of them stop to help.

the game of me trying to open her passenger door while making sure the back doors remain shut goes on for a while. i'm shouting at her to get out now. it's a scene, man. finally, i manage to get the passenger door open. she lunges halfway into the drivers seat and grabs on to something. i have one of her arms and shoulder and am pulling her out of the car. she is a strong, athletic woman and i can't pull her out without getting really rough. so, i'm in a pickle. i have no idea what to do. i'm begging her to get out and promising i'll come back that night. she spies a bottle of prescription medicine, takes the whole bottles, AND THROWS THEM ALL INTO HER MOUTH. i freak out, grab her face, open her mouth, and start pulling the pills out. clearly it's a rouse because she spits most of them out. i don't think she managed to swallow any or if she even intended too, but now my passenger seat and the ground next to it is covered in spit and white pills.

with no other option, i tell her "fine, let's go back to your place for a bit". she lets me get into the drivers seat and i pull up to her apartment door (she has a door directly on the street). i park and tell her let's go inside. but it's not a parking space, i would have to park the car afterwards. she tells me to bring the dogs in to, but i say no. she knows that i'm just trying to get her out of the car so i can run back in and drive away. we spend a good 20 minutes arguing about bringing the dogs in, parking the car, and going in. eventually i wind up outside of the car, trying to physically pull her out. i'm getting more and more apt to use physical force as there are no other options. i grab her hands gripping onto things in the car and pry her fingers up. i finally manage to get her out of the car and start physically pulling her into her apartment. again, let me emphasize that this is a busy, white young professional apartment complex, and dozens of people are walking by seeing the insane display. at one point her next door neighbor sees us.

i manage to get her into her apartment. i tell her i'll stay for a bit but i have to go. at this point it's probably around 1. i have to drop my dogs off at home at pick up food, and will probably be over an hour late. we're in bed for about 10 minutes, she is begging me to stay and to go get my dogs. my car is outside, running, on the street in a non-parking spot. i'm telling her no, and screaming at her that i have to go and that she's being absolutely crazy. she spies the vodka and takes a huge swig. the bottle is empty at this point.

i try to make a break for the door but she LUNGES her whole body at it. it's like her body is being tossed around by a spirit, it flies like a ragdoll in an old video game. there are two doors to her apartment: one leading directly outside to my car and one leading to the apartment hallway. i make a break for the other door, but it's locked and she lunges her body into it before i can get it open. she grabs my shirt and refuses to let go. she's tearing and stretching it. (it's a really nice shirt, or at least it was). i consider just taking it off and running. but, i just keep trying to pry her fingers off. i can't get both of her hands off at the same time. we struggle into her bedroom, and i pin one of her hands down with me knee while prying her other hand off with both of mine. i've finally got her: she's pinned down with my knees and hands and has no grip on my clothing. but her legs are in the air and her thighs are holding me tight. nevertheless, i think i can make a break to the door.

i try for the door, make it, and get it open. but i'm not fast enough. she's got my shirt with both hands. i can see freedom: my car is running and the dogs are in it. it's hot as fuck and the car is in a non-parking spot, so i'm also worried some dogooder is going to stop by and break my windows or call the cops because of the dogs left unattended in it. anyway, i'm halfway out of the door with both her hands wrapped around my shirt. it's time for a sacrifice: a pull my shirt off. freedom! but, as i do, my glasses come flying off too. she is flung back but notices them too. she tries to stomp/kick them away. i'm screaming "those are my only glasses! STOP IT!". BAM! she hits them hard with her foot, and i see the frame bend and break. now i'm screaming what a crazy bitch she is, that she's ruined my shirt and glasses, etc. etc. i push her down and grab what remains of my glasses and run to the car. i'm free! albeit now battered, bruised, shirtless, and blind.

i have a pair of prescription sunglasses in the car. i begin driving home shirtless. shortly into the drive i get the text and have the following exchange: https://i.imgur.com/milsdI7.png

i get home, go on my computer and quickly reorder a pair of glasses. i manage to reassemble mine in a way that they'll work, although they are wonky and the lens are apt to pop out at any time. i'm going to the beach for a week next saturday, and i pay for a rush order on the glasses, but i doubt they'll be in in time. i guess my fucked up glasses will serve as a reminder over the next few weeks not to get involved with insane vodka gfs.

she's blocked on every form of communication we've used now. i have a feeling she will borrow a friends phone or figure out how to make smurf number to text me eventually. i'll update if that happens. but, i think, i hope, this is the end of vodka gf.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42915446)

she loves dogs. she probably wouldn't do something like that even when insane drunk. although if she did i actually might have slapped her hard to end the confrontation. very thankful it didn't come to that.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42915528)

i've finally got her: she's pinned down with my knees and hands and has no grip on my clothing. but her legs are in the air and her thighs are holding me tight.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42915523)

https://imgur.com/a/a6V5yOz

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42915526)

As we've discussed, God has given you the ability to attract good-looking albeit mentally rough around the edges people, which means that you have a sacred responsibility to be a better sheepdog - no enabling of self-destructive behavior! - in the future, while continuing to thank your lucky stars for your blessed Chadlite pedigree.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42917758)

Thankfully, you have the ability to attract quality people, so as I said in the other thread, emphasizing wholesomeness going forward will serve you and your future Natalie Imbruglia, Jr. well.

There are MANY women out there who respond well to wholesome patriarchal leadership, which you clearly have in you - and some seem boring at first, but are actually seeking the guidance and structure which brings them out of their shell.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42917865)

i booted up the apps and there are quite a few prospects. hopefully in the coming months i can make some bort content that is more wholesome than crazy.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42917891)

Can't wait, my brother.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42917902)

I wouldn't have the self control to put up with this from a woman I'd just punch her in the face

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42916724)

!!!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42917743)

(Hers might be a bit more of a scenic route, but I think she'll get there, too. As you said, you can't salvage someone like that unless THEY want to change - which she doesn't quite yet.)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42917812)

I remember having that "I can save this crazy person" feeling a few times when I was younger (in both social, romantic, and even some family contexts).

I'm glad we've both seen the light on that subject, my brother.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42917838)

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/97/08/61/970861aca3ef0f01faacceea0ed53afc.png

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/84/56/1c/84561c3b64a91d3fc9c242f46cf2695b.png

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42917797)

Have you poasted a pic of her before?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42917800)

she's a conservaheroine so i doubt it. plus any video evidence would be 100% in my favor. plus our text history is almost all her doting on me and begging me to come over and fuck her.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42917817)

i was even able to drop n bombs around her with impunity.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42919607)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHbNU9WuVgw

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42917822)

and despite the fact she is hot and i have to pay for sex

i do not envy you brother

it must be very hard to give that up (even though she is crazy) and wade through entitled 'frequent lasagna eaters' on Tinder

trust me i know a part of you is attracted to her dependence

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42917841)

when somebody is that far gone drinking basically everything they do is to keep drinking

but being a biological woman she is also looking for somebody to blame her problems on

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42917919)

you're theory is quite likely though, too.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42917928)

https://i.imgur.com/7tId36u.jpg

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42917862)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PShBcTGE6xM&ab_channel=GabeGrace

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42917983)

on one hand, it's easy to justify spending a lot of money on glasses since it's an accessory you were every day. otoh, i can't see how some plastic can cost this much. luxottica's eyewear grift rivals de beers with their diamonds. a pair of raybans is ultimately an inconsequential amount of money, but i'm a frugalmo, and this much for plastic hurts my poor little former prole soul.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42918089)

"i guess my fucked up glasses will serve as a reminder over the next few weeks not to get involved with insane vodka gfs."

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42918136)

Thank,

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42918003)

Scroll down to the second picture, my doubting pumo brother

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42918079)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42918096)

180 story though brother. Love crazy bitches like this. I've had my fair share of crazy. While I hate going through it, I always look back on the insanity fondly. My wife is extremely chill and sane and doesn't ever go crazy about stuff. I miss the crazy shit sometimes.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42917915)

Putting our wholesome human instincts first tends to make us MORE fulfilled - physically, mentally, and spiritually - in the long run:

That's what's so REALLY crazy (divinely so!) about all this.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42918129)

I’m one of your biggest fans, as you probably know!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42918281)

2) we fucked a bunch that morning.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42918257)