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Early 30s friend is a Private Equity baller. Got on HGH, roids, plastic surgery

dude was a skinny little guy growing up. small frame, short,...
comical party of the first part dragon
  04/05/22
is this flame? can his success be replicated?
Purple Gas Station
  04/05/22
it's not flame. i was wondering that myself. i would have sc...
comical party of the first part dragon
  04/05/22
Getting blasted everyday
Excitant doctorate garrison
  04/05/22
You're right about the HGH bomb,
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He already have plans to go to brazil, vegas, miami, carribb...
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The minds are not matched
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His little heart will explode in his 40s/50s. There's no su...
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  04/05/22
any proof of that? even when done safely with an expensive d...
comical party of the first part dragon
  04/05/22
You are skeptical that exogenous man made hormones that lead...
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yes, otherwise longevity-obsessed smart wealthy people like ...
comical party of the first part dragon
  04/05/22
Steve Jobs died of cancer as fast as he did b/c he decided t...
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Longevity-obsessed smart people who spend their lives studyi...
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WWE wrestlers dropping like flies
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Height?
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5'7" - 5'8"
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Is $500k really a PE "baller" if that's what Bigla...
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shots fired
aromatic incel
  04/05/22
lol i didn't ask his actual salary, safe to assume it's way ...
comical party of the first part dragon
  04/05/22
Slaying 9s on the reg.
yapping parlor
  04/05/22
nice to have you back, johnsmeyer
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comical party of the first part dragon
  04/05/22
500k isnt that much for a PE VP. There are VPs in banking th...
Maroon titillating mad-dog skullcap
  04/05/22
tallmos done here
talented lake shitlib giraffe
  04/05/22
This is JJC, right?
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  04/05/22
He's having a blast so far, tons of parties, hooking up like...
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  04/05/22
first thought that came to mind. This is the 2022 version of...
Emerald Heaven
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jjc would know how much successful PE guys actually make in ...
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Sounds like your friend is highly educated. Super successful...
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  09/03/26
and ive fucked 1500+ girls with a fraction of the money, but...
nyuug
  09/03/26
how much you pay them?
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  09/03/26
nyuug is a virgin bro
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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:38 PM
Author: comical party of the first part dragon

dude was a skinny little guy growing up. small frame, short, balding, all around crap genes. not that smart either. no one really took him that seriously.

now he makes $500k+ as a private equity baller, apparently through sheer grinding and networking (i haven't really kept up with him through the years).

last time i met him, he was jacked and looked like a fitness model. he told me he sees special doctors and takes HGH and some other steroids (didn't go into details). he obviously had a hair transplant, plastic surgeries around the jaw and nose, regular skin treatments, etc.

essentially he turned himself from a male 3 into a male 7-8, which is a huge leap that you can't do naturally. still short though, which is his only flaw i guess.

on top of that, he's dating a total stunner - not a bimbo, just a really high-quality wholesome and cute girl who would have been way beyond his league naturally.

he tells me that, with all the substances he's taking, he's sharper than ever, always feeling good psychologically. he has much more energy to work and have fun. as a result, he's killing it at his job as well as outside of it.

so he translated his financial gains into life-maxing, which then translates into more financial gains. seems like the guy truly has it all.

honestly, i've never seen someone make such a 180 on their life trajectory before. i would have never believed it. i hadn't seen the guy for almost a decade and it blew me away.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284057)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:39 PM
Author: Purple Gas Station

is this flame? can his success be replicated?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284074)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:44 PM
Author: comical party of the first part dragon

it's not flame. i was wondering that myself. i would have scoffed at the idea of all those things if i didn't see the results right in front of me.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284119)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:40 PM
Author: Excitant doctorate garrison

Getting blasted everyday

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284079)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:41 PM
Author: Vivacious Set Police Squad

You're right about the HGH bomb,

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284093)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:54 PM
Author: Ebony cowardly degenerate



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284232)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:58 PM
Author: Excitant doctorate garrison

He already have plans to go to brazil, vegas, miami, carribbean, europe. Pretty much wherever he wants.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284270)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:26 PM
Author: Dun internet-worthy home tattoo



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284529)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:34 PM
Author: Chartreuse lascivious dilemma



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44285070)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:29 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone bateful hall depressive



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44288546)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Concupiscible olive address



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: laughsome house-broken half-breed cumskin



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#50114590)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:44 PM
Author: Bipolar provocative genital piercing field

The minds are not matched

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284115)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:45 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Sinister Boistinker Place Of Business

His little heart will explode in his 40s/50s. There's no such thing as a free lunch.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284133)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:52 PM
Author: Claret insane university gaping



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284216)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: comical party of the first part dragon

any proof of that? even when done safely with an expensive doctor?

i'm skeptical there are any downsides because i did a little searching and it seems like all the wealthy people and celebrities are on a long-term drug regimen of HGH and roids. examples: jeff bezos, peter thiel, joe rogan, etc.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284257)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:14 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Sinister Boistinker Place Of Business

You are skeptical that exogenous man made hormones that lead to supra-physiological amounts of muscle have any downsides? lol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284431)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:34 PM
Author: comical party of the first part dragon

yes, otherwise longevity-obsessed smart wealthy people like thiel and bezos wouldn't be on it

i believe it's harmful unless done carefully with top of the line doctors, which these guys obviously have.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284612)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:44 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Sinister Boistinker Place Of Business

Steve Jobs died of cancer as fast as he did b/c he decided to become a fruitarian lol. Jeff Bezos talks to women like he's a virgin. LOL @ deifying these faggots or justifying taking drugs b/c they do it.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44285131)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 9:08 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring puce area stock car

Longevity-obsessed smart people who spend their lives studying this stuff (e.g. David Sinclair, Valter Longo) believe it is bad for longevity even if it improves your well being in the short term.

You can listen to David Sinclair on Joe Rogan and see what an utter retard Joe Rogan and his bro-science are compared to an actual scientist.

Joe: Why is high protein bad?

Sinclair: Well let me explain all the data and mTOR and all the science.

Joe: But I like it.



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44288638)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:38 PM
Author: Vigorous self-absorbed cuckoldry

WWE wrestlers dropping like flies

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44285096)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:49 PM
Author: Hyperactive Overrated Corn Cake Space

Height?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284190)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: comical party of the first part dragon

5'7" - 5'8"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284265)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 8:52 PM
Author: dark church becky



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44286399)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 11:43 PM
Author: fragrant milky really tough guy resort



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44287786)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:55 PM
Author: Magenta foreskin

Is $500k really a PE "baller" if that's what Biglaw Sr Associates make?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284247)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:56 PM
Author: aromatic incel

shots fired

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284255)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:58 PM
Author: comical party of the first part dragon

lol i didn't ask his actual salary, safe to assume it's way higher than mine

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284271)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:22 PM
Author: yapping parlor

Slaying 9s on the reg.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284498)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:28 PM
Author: thriller business firm

nice to have you back, johnsmeyer

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284551)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:29 PM
Author: comical party of the first part dragon



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44285028)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:36 PM
Author: Maroon titillating mad-dog skullcap

500k isnt that much for a PE VP. There are VPs in banking that make 2.5x that

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44285083)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:37 PM
Author: talented lake shitlib giraffe

tallmos done here

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44285088)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:43 PM
Author: Violent Public Bath Immigrant

This is JJC, right?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44285127)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:59 PM
Author: Excitant doctorate garrison

He's having a blast so far, tons of parties, hooking up like a rabbit, etc.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44285242)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:00 PM
Author: Emerald Heaven

first thought that came to mind. This is the 2022 version of JJC trolling, now instead of HBS its HGH

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44285246)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 10:14 AM
Author: thriller business firm

jjc would know how much successful PE guys actually make in 2022 (hint: it's not 500k lol)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44288959)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:06 PM
Author: arrogant locus faggot firefighter

Sounds like your friend is highly educated. Super successful. Multiple graduate degrees. Gorgeous.

I think I know where he can find some single women on his level.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44285286)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:10 PM
Author: Excitant doctorate garrison



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44285320)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: Slippery chad box office



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44288561)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 10:16 AM
Author: bull headed turquoise step-uncle's house messiness



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44288966)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 8:49 PM
Author: comical party of the first part dragon



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44286370)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 11:41 PM
Author: comical party of the first part dragon



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44287776)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:32 AM
Author: Tripping Bronze Stage

women are born rich and become poor as they age...men are born poor and become rich as they age

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44288554)



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Date: April 7th, 2022 2:54 PM
Author: comical party of the first part dragon



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44297283)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Mind-boggling drab quadroon rigpig



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#50114471)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: nyuug

and ive fucked 1500+ girls with a fraction of the money, but who's counting?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#50114487)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: Mind-boggling drab quadroon rigpig

how much you pay them?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#50114489)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: nyuug

nyuug is a virgin bro

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#50114491)