\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

Celsius filed for bankruptcy

https://twitter.com/lporiginalg/status/1547376501787467778
orchid stirring private investor
  07/14/22
don't most of these crypto companies just rugpull, steal the...
Walnut Wagecucks House
  07/14/22
"Madoff's "unusually consistent"[52] annual r...
orchid stirring private investor
  07/14/22
...
Frum sapphire therapy plaza
  07/14/22
"Head" hunters are already trying to hire their he...
Comical Round Eye
  07/14/22
...
orchid stirring private investor
  07/14/22
...
Beady-eyed Sable Indian Lodge
  07/14/22
...
Coral Hunting Ground Hominid
  07/14/22
horrific. where could someone watch this persian jewess's co...
180 onyx son of senegal pisswyrm
  07/14/22
JFC. Anyone who puts $1 into crypto at this point is simply ...
gold nursing home
  07/14/22
The reddit page is insane rn --- So a JEW stole your money...
orchid stirring private investor
  07/14/22
Lmao
light tattoo
  07/14/22
...
buck-toothed menage
  07/14/22
bad goy bad goy whatchya gonna do whatchya gonna do when a J...
Beady-eyed Sable Indian Lodge
  07/14/22
...
Coral Hunting Ground Hominid
  07/14/22
...
Dull theater police squad
  07/14/22
...
Hilarious cream becky
  07/14/22
...
Comical Round Eye
  07/14/22
...
impertinent field
  07/14/22
...
self-absorbed den
  07/14/22
...
orchid stirring private investor
  07/14/22
https://twitter.com/KurtBach1789/status/1547443013139308544
cerise fluffy mood fat ankles
  07/14/22
...
impertinent field
  07/14/22
came itt to make a joke about it being a crypto scam but app...
Mahogany Crackhouse Knife
  07/14/22
...
impertinent field
  07/14/22
I am suicidal I had all of my savings I’ve been build...
orchid stirring private investor
  07/14/22
Reddit posters write the worst flame
boyish stage milk
  07/14/22
...
territorial pistol liquid oxygen
  07/14/22


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: July 14th, 2022 12:05 AM
Author: orchid stirring private investor

https://twitter.com/lporiginalg/status/1547376501787467778

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5153054&forum_id=2#44847718)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 14th, 2022 12:07 AM
Author: Walnut Wagecucks House

don't most of these crypto companies just rugpull, steal their users funds, and abscond to a foreign country when theyre about to go under? this is progress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5153054&forum_id=2#44847728)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 14th, 2022 12:10 AM
Author: orchid stirring private investor

"Madoff's "unusually consistent"[52] annual returns of around 10% were a key factor in perpetuating the fraud.[53] Ponzi schemes typically pay returns of 20% or higher and collapse quickly. One Madoff fund, which described its "strategy" as focusing on shares in the Standard & Poor's 100-stock index, reported a 10.5% annual return during the previous 17 years. Even at the end of November 2008, amid a general market collapse, the same fund reported that it was up 5.6%"

**"Even at the end of November 2008, amid a general market collapse, the same fund reported that it was up 5.6%" -**sounds EXACTLY like auditless Tether claiming to have not lost any value on its bond holdings despite literally every other financial institution on Earth losing value on the bonds they held over the past few years.

If it makes you guys feel any better when Tether finally collapses the rest of the crypto ppl will be nearly equally fucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5153054&forum_id=2#44847741)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 14th, 2022 10:48 PM
Author: Frum sapphire therapy plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5153054&forum_id=2#44852994)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 14th, 2022 12:15 AM
Author: Comical Round Eye

"Head" hunters are already trying to hire their head of institutional lending.

Forbes 30 under 30

"Head of institutional lending at Celsius Network, Jessica Khater manages a book of $300 million in bitcoin assets that have resulted in $2.2 billion in loans. After being hired as a marketing assistant by Celsius Network, she quickly proved herself as much more by helping build the bitcoin lending firm's back office."

previous experience: porn, shoe designer

https://preview.redd.it/79fr6yfk2i591.jpg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd51b3b58e78be3a9c32b5aac23a26f2a69d9590



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5153054&forum_id=2#44847755)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 14th, 2022 12:21 AM
Author: orchid stirring private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5153054&forum_id=2#44847779)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 14th, 2022 12:29 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Sable Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5153054&forum_id=2#44847817)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 14th, 2022 12:32 AM
Author: Coral Hunting Ground Hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5153054&forum_id=2#44847833)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 14th, 2022 2:40 AM
Author: 180 onyx son of senegal pisswyrm

horrific. where could someone watch this persian jewess's concerning porn vid, if he hypothetically had to?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5153054&forum_id=2#44848143)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 14th, 2022 10:54 PM
Author: gold nursing home

JFC. Anyone who puts $1 into crypto at this point is simply gambling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5153054&forum_id=2#44853033)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 14th, 2022 12:23 AM
Author: orchid stirring private investor

The reddit page is insane rn

---

So a JEW stole your money, what is NEW? What are you going to DO?

Leave Alex alone and go after his seeds. These little fuckers of kids that appeared in his AMA. Especially his daughter, she needs to be punished and maybe his youngest won't see his bar mitzvah. FINISH THEM ALL, I hope that someone who lost a lot of money tracks them down and punishes them like the pigs they are. Alaho Akbar!

https://www.reddit.com/r/CelsiusNetwork/comments/vylanr/so_a_jew_stole_your_money_what_is_new_what_are/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5153054&forum_id=2#44847789)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 14th, 2022 12:27 AM
Author: light tattoo

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5153054&forum_id=2#44847809)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 14th, 2022 12:28 AM
Author: buck-toothed menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5153054&forum_id=2#44847815)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 14th, 2022 12:30 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Sable Indian Lodge

bad goy bad goy whatchya gonna do whatchya gonna do when a Jew "owes" you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5153054&forum_id=2#44847819)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 14th, 2022 12:31 AM
Author: Coral Hunting Ground Hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5153054&forum_id=2#44847829)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 14th, 2022 12:34 AM
Author: Dull theater police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5153054&forum_id=2#44847839)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 14th, 2022 12:42 AM
Author: Hilarious cream becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5153054&forum_id=2#44847866)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 14th, 2022 12:49 AM
Author: Comical Round Eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5153054&forum_id=2#44847896)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 14th, 2022 12:53 AM
Author: impertinent field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5153054&forum_id=2#44847905)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 14th, 2022 10:53 AM
Author: self-absorbed den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5153054&forum_id=2#44849177)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 14th, 2022 5:47 PM
Author: orchid stirring private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5153054&forum_id=2#44851488)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 14th, 2022 12:50 AM
Author: cerise fluffy mood fat ankles

https://twitter.com/KurtBach1789/status/1547443013139308544

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5153054&forum_id=2#44847897)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 14th, 2022 12:53 AM
Author: impertinent field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5153054&forum_id=2#44847904)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 14th, 2022 12:51 AM
Author: Mahogany Crackhouse Knife

came itt to make a joke about it being a crypto scam but apparently it actually is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5153054&forum_id=2#44847901)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 14th, 2022 12:53 AM
Author: impertinent field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5153054&forum_id=2#44847906)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 14th, 2022 2:34 AM
Author: orchid stirring private investor

I am suicidal

I had all of my savings I’ve been building for 20 years in Celsius. I don’t know what to do. I have my 2nd child on the way and a mortgage to pay for. I had an emergency fund that I’ve been using to pay bills, food, and mortgage but now that is rapidly depleting. I’ve also recently been laid off from my job… life has just been kicking my ass lately. My wife has no idea. I am so scared on what to do. I am thinking of just ending it. It would be easier than suffering through this major loss. My whole life. Gone. I don’t know where to go or what to do.

At first I had hope that celsius would continue to work hard to deliver on their promise to allow transfers since I saw that they were paying the outstanding loans down, but then today I see bankruptcy… I apologize I just have to vent. There is no more hope.

https://www.reddit.com/r/CelsiusNetwork/comments/vyn0ou/i_am_suicidal/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5153054&forum_id=2#44848138)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 14th, 2022 11:27 AM
Author: boyish stage milk

Reddit posters write the worst flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5153054&forum_id=2#44849298)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 14th, 2022 9:30 AM
Author: territorial pistol liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5153054&forum_id=2#44848762)