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So um... I was just diagnosed with cancer.
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 6:37 PM Author: vivacious kitty parlor (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6916450) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 6:38 PM Author: Blue sandwich are you serious? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6916453) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 6:38 PM Author: vivacious kitty parlor (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6916459) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 6:38 PM Author: excitant marketing idea space how did you find it? (assuming this isn't flame) (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6916455) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 6:41 PM Author: vivacious kitty parlor (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6916475) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 6:42 PM Author: alcoholic hospital sounds cool. i hope i get some sort of finger cancer so i dont have to work anymore (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6916481) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 6:43 PM Author: excitant marketing idea space in what way did they hurt? how long had they been hurting? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6916494) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 6:46 PM Author: vivacious kitty parlor (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6916508) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 6:39 PM Author: cerebral orchid black woman PWN3D! (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6916462) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 6:42 PM Author: vivacious kitty parlor (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6916480) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 6:43 PM Author: cerebral orchid black woman have you prepared a will yet? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6916486) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 6:44 PM Author: vivacious kitty parlor (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6916498) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 6:46 PM Author: cerebral orchid black woman Will realization of mortality cause you to stop being a greedy bastard?
Will you delete that porn on your computer?
Will you be a little nicer to your mom?
Will you start enjoying sunsets?
Will you start reading the great books of literature?
Will you start to find religion? |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 6:50 PM Author: Bateful topaz dysfunction if anything this should make him download MORE porn. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6916540) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 6:47 PM Author: Bateful topaz dysfunction nut cancer is rarely fatal if caught early, they will remove your nut/nuts and you should be fine. Of all the potentially god awful cancers you can potentially get this is one of the more benign ones out there. Yeah, it sucks, but they will freeze your sperm and you can still probably have kids. Good luck to you if this isnt flame. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6916523) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 6:51 PM Author: vivacious kitty parlor (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6916547) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 7:06 PM Author: Bateful topaz dysfunction my only advice have them operate as soon as possible, seriously if they schedule the operation for a month from now make create a huge scene and have them schedule it for the next day, the doctor may give you a ton of shit about how a week here or a week there doesnt matter but fuck that, they really dont know shit about how much time you can wait. Nothing good will come from waiting, thats for sure. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6916628) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 8:01 PM Author: Big Garrison Foreskin stfu (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6916929) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 10:06 PM Author: greedy navy box office mental disorder Why the fuck would this guy want your advice? Go fuck yourself. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6917532) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 9:20 PM Author: slate fanboi gas station umm...Maybe they can remove a nut and you'll be fine, but they can't remove nuts and leave you fine unless you had more than two and they leave you one. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6917305) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 6:46 PM Author: Laughsome Juggernaut i heard testicular cancer is a good cancer to have because the cancer finds it harder to survive in an area outside the testicles because the temp. in the testicles is a couple degrees lower than in the rest of the body (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6916517) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 6:47 PM Author: cerebral orchid black woman but it can spread from testicle to brain (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6916520) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 6:48 PM Author: Laughsome Juggernaut way to miss the point (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6916528) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 8:00 PM Author: violet nubile hunting ground Subject: don't give him false hope. uh, i'm sure you'll be fine, OP. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6916920) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 9:31 PM Author: Laughsome Juggernaut A+ (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6917353) |
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Date: November 4th, 2006 1:29 PM Author: tantric goyim double fault my brother had it, the cancer had spread to his lymph nodes in his abdomen and they took out a tumor the size of a grapefruit
chemo sucked
now he's fine- you will be too |
Date: November 3rd, 2006 6:40 PM Author: Sick jet-lagged main people party of the first part Dood. I'll keep you in my thoughts. Good luck. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6916466) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 7:58 PM Author: violet nubile hunting ground he doesn't need himself in your dirty, dirty thoughts of lesbianism, bestiality, M on M on F porn, dirty sanchezes, a2m, etc.
but seriously OP, i hope things turn out well for you. |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 6:40 PM Author: ocher chapel toilet seat What's the big deal here? It's not leukemia. GOI. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6916469) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 6:44 PM Author: excitant marketing idea space It's no big deal, guys in my high school did this all the time. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6916497) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 6:50 PM Author: electric drab market generalized bond haha. So wrong... (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6916538) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 6:51 PM Author: Bateful topaz dysfunction seriously, this is the worst schtick ever. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6916546) |
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Date: November 4th, 2006 1:31 PM Author: tantric goyim double fault this time it was kinda a little funny- i tried not to chuckle under my breath (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6920124) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 6:44 PM Author: cracking principal's office hi pensive, bye pensive (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6916499) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 6:45 PM Author: Passionate Shrine shit. sorry. i'm now surreptitiously trying to fondle my balls through my pants to check for lumps. i'm not sure why, but i have serious castration anxiety. |
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Date: November 16th, 2006 8:02 AM Author: frisky liquid oxygen den Yeah, i wonder why you wouldn't want your balls chopped off. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#7003501) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 6:45 PM Author: Blue sandwich I'm so sorry, you must be in shock. but the good news is that the only person who will notice the difference is you. women won't notice a thing. one less testicle is one less eyesore we have to avoid looking at. no woman enjoys seeing balls, they're gross. it's the penis we care about, and the balls just get in the way. I almost wish I could date you!\ the good news is that it sounds like you'll be fine. and one ball is plenty for procreation purposes. I'm not the least bit worried about you. |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 6:49 PM Author: vivacious kitty parlor (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6916537) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 6:51 PM Author: alcoholic hospital tour de france? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6916543) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 6:55 PM Author: Infuriating Supple Internal Respiration Trailer Park sorry to hear this bro. i hope you make a speedy, full recovery. best wishes. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6916573) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 6:56 PM Author: vivacious kitty parlor (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6916576) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 6:58 PM Author: Blue sandwich so it's malignant? will you have to have chemo? what did the doctor say your chances are? I'm so sorry about this. how old are you? this will no doubt be a life-changing experience for you. but I'm convinced that something good will come from it all. being sick makes you appreciate everything you have a lot more. and once you're healthy again, you'll really appreciate it and will never waste another day sitting on the couch again--you'll be much more productive and active. you still have your whole life ahead of you-- who knows what's in store for you! (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6916588) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 7:04 PM Author: vivacious kitty parlor (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6916617) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 7:08 PM Author: Coral spectacular office Have you seen this? http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/article/001288.htm
It looks like even for stage II, the cure rate is very high. |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 7:15 PM Author: vivacious kitty parlor (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6916680) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 7:12 PM Author: Blue sandwich you should find an online testicular cancer support group. I know it sounds weird but they have all kinds of strange online chat boards out there--I'm sure they must have this one somewhere, and I think it would be beneficial for you, pschologically, to be able to talk to other people who have gone through this or are going through it with you. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6916666) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 9:38 PM Author: razzmatazz french chef mother but can it beat xoxo?
I don't think so. |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 7:02 PM Author: electric drab market generalized bond What signs did you ignore? Just not checking your balls regularly? Who does that? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6916611) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 7:10 PM Author: vivacious kitty parlor (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6916654) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 6:47 PM Author: twisted motley theatre corn cake Subject: Can't believe nobody's posted it yet Cancer is just a ding from God.
EDIT: and I'm actually sorry if this is the truth, but I had to keep the HHH legend alive. |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 6:49 PM Author: electric drab market generalized bond ru a smoker? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6916530) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 6:50 PM Author: vivacious kitty parlor (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6916542) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 6:55 PM Author: ocher chapel toilet seat Now's the time to start, if interested. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6916569) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 6:52 PM Author: vivacious kitty parlor (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6916553) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 6:59 PM Author: Bateful topaz dysfunction my dad had prostate cancer, he didnt let it get him down, you shouldnt let it get you down either. Granted, his cancer was arguably less serious than this, they just took out his prostate, no radiation, no nothing, because they caught it really earlier. He spent 2 days in the hospital and was perfectly fine after two weeks of pissing in a catheter. The lesson I got out the whole experience is never miss a checkup and if something hurts or you are peeing every 30 minutes dont be afraid of some guy shoving his finger up your ass because that finger will save your life. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6916594) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 7:07 PM Author: vivacious kitty parlor (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6916637) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 7:01 PM Author: alcoholic hospital whatever you decide to do, you need to actually make a decision. either commit to finals or go to the dean and see if you can weasel out of the semester or at least postpone finals. You'll definitely regret the "fuck everything" approach in 2 years if thats what you decided to take. |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 7:05 PM Author: vivacious kitty parlor (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6916622) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 7:08 PM Author: Bateful topaz dysfunction schedule the surgery for as soon as possible, fuck the law school shit, this shit is more important than some torts exam a retard can get a B on with 3 days of studying. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6916641) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 7:11 PM Author: alcoholic hospital go ahead and say fuck it all weekend. im just saying dont do that for a week or two. whether you seek emotional support or not youve got to make a huge decision that will affect your career, not just your health, very soon (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6916659) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 7:44 PM Author: Dark stain I read it as "I planned to do a lot of outting this weekend." I was like, damn. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6916838) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 6:55 PM Author: lascivious dull background story stage if you could get cancer only from fucking or needles, like AIDS, i wonder if anyone would get it?
have you selected a prosthetic nut yet? i wonder if there is some status hierarchy -- like with wrist watches or rims. a platinum ball would be cool, or maybe a semi-precious gem, like an opal, that is conducive to being cut in the shape of a testicle.
sorry to hear the news, etc. |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 7:09 PM Author: Passionate Shrine i'd get one the size of a racquet ball put in there. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6916650) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 6:57 PM Author: alcoholic garnet bawdyhouse That blows, man. That blows. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6916578) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 7:46 PM Author: Dark stain Shut up bitch, your schtick sucks now. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6916851) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 6:58 PM Author: Coral spectacular office I'm sorry. Cancer sucks. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6916589) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 7:00 PM Author: Copper boyish scourge upon the earth "That's a bummer, dude... a bummer." (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6916599) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 7:01 PM Author: electric drab market generalized bond Dood, all joking aside, this really isn't that bad. Sounds like it's not likely to be terminal, and having one nut is simply not a huge deal. All you need is your dick. Girls are not likely to care as long as your weiner is intact. There are WAY worse things that could've come from this. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6916606) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 7:59 PM Author: Magical Lettuce Resort he can join the prestigious ranks of john kruk and, allegedly, adolf hitler
also, my commiserations, and good luck |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 8:09 PM Author: 180 bull headed gaping Subject: Did Hitler have only one testicle? -- Cecil Adams Cecil replies:
Among conspiracy buffs, this is what is known as (ahem) the lone-nut theory. (Note to the Teeming Millions: Hey, I got a million of 'em.) But let's get serious. The case of Hitler's missing testicle is one of many bizarre twists in the life of one of history's most bizarre hombres. (Another is the never-proven allegation that Hitler's paternal grandfather was Jewish.) The bit of doggerel favored by your landlord probably goes something like the following, originally sung by British Tommies during World War II to the tune of the "Colonel Bogey March":
Hitler has only got one ball, Goering has two, but very small; Himmler is very sim'lar, And Goebbels has no balls at all.
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Date: March 3rd, 2007 2:14 AM Author: burgundy school dude, this is his ticket to SCOTUS:
"In the process of running to catch the truck, Thurgood got caught on the tailgate and injured his testicle. Marshall lost one of his testicles because of the incident and did not get back to Lincoln until the fall semester of 1928. His friends had a new nickname for him: One Ball." |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 7:06 PM Author: 180 bull headed gaping good luck dude this happened to a friend of my uncle's... he didn't get it taken care of in time, and he died at age 40 (kind of late for testicular cancer). the ironic thing was he was a family practitioner: a DO from Michigan State. left a wife and two kids. |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 7:10 PM Author: alcoholic garnet bawdyhouse I'm sure that's comforting to the OP. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6916655) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 7:11 PM Author: Coral spectacular office Seriously, wtf. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6916662) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 7:16 PM Author: electric drab market generalized bond The funny thing is that he thinks he was being helpful. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6916692) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 7:19 PM Author: 180 bull headed gaping you're the fucking look on the brite side idiot. did you get that from chicken soup for the cancer patient? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6916713) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 7:16 PM Author: 180 bull headed gaping he shouldn't guilt himself about not going earlier; a doctor who should fucking know better ignored his own symptoms. plus that was a dozen years ago, before they had all these new chinese rat drugs for cancer. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6916690) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 7:21 PM Author: Coral spectacular office Oh, you ignored symptoms for a while? I know this doctor who did that and he died!
(I am sure the OP will be fine. Just sayin' that was a manifestly ill-timed comment). |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 7:23 PM Author: 180 bull headed gaping well, the op might die. this is some serious shit. none of us know what our check-out time is. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6916729) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 7:27 PM Author: Coral spectacular office Sure, but the odds are on the OP's side and I just don't see why you'd want to emphasize that point. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6916751) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 7:21 PM Author: alcoholic garnet bawdyhouse Oh ok, i guess if it was meant as a cautionary tale, I can see where you're coming from, but the OP seems to be taking it pretty seriously already. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6916726) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 7:07 PM Author: Copper boyish scourge upon the earth TFF (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6916639) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 7:12 PM Author: Walnut Legend youll probably live dude. its one of the most survivable kinds (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6916667) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 7:19 PM Author: Blue sandwich this is true. I've heard that most men die *with* testicular cancer (not from it). meaning most men have the disease for like 20 years and then end up dying of something else like a heart attack. sounds like it's super common and not any worse than a benign cyst or something. still, if I were you I'd get it removed asap. find the best doctor you can find and do whatever he says you should do. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6916707) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 7:20 PM Author: 180 bull headed gaping you're thinking of prostate cancer sweets (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6916718) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 7:26 PM Author: Blue sandwich oh you're right, sorry. well anyway, as I said before: one less testicle we girls have to look at makes the world a better place. just nip this in the bud-- don't beat around the bush. the longer you wait-- the more you let inertia take control of you-- the worse your chances will be. deal with it in full force now and you will live a long and healthy life. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6916748) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 7:16 PM Author: excitant marketing idea space fuck now my nuts have a dull ache from reading this. how can i see if i got cancer pwned? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6916689) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 7:18 PM Author: 180 bull headed gaping it's like a breast self-exam, only more delicate (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6916700) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 8:08 PM Author: excitant marketing idea space I couldn't find anything, seemed painful at times though. OP, what does the lump feel like? How noticeable is it? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6916972) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 7:17 PM Author: Claret Roommate so? don't get testy. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6916694) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 7:17 PM Author: vivacious kitty parlor (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6916696) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 7:20 PM Author: cerebral orchid black woman kill-self (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6916716) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 7:21 PM Author: snowy insanely creepy locus azn no offense but...ding!
just relax in the knowledge that everything was predetermined by the big bang... er the big ding... anyway |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 7:33 PM Author: Blue sandwich what the fuck is your problem retard. one day you're gonna get a terminal illness, and when you do, you'll remember what you wrote (above), and will not only die sick and alone, but you'll die sick, alone, and feeling like a guilty, regretful idiot. enjoy. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6916782) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 7:40 PM Author: snowy insanely creepy locus azn the guy just had rotten luck. too fuckin' bad. people laugh at other ppl's bad luck 24/7 (ugly people, fat people, ttt's, dropouts, aleksey vayner, etc. etc.)
DING! |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 7:50 PM Author: Blue sandwich um, if a fat person walks by, you laugh? if someone drops out of law school, you laugh? you sound like a huge tool (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6916866) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 7:25 PM Author: Hateful becky I just asked a doc in the family who said the cure rate is high even with the nodes abdomen invaded. But that doesn't mean you shouldn't take care of it right away. Good luck! (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6916740) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 7:28 PM Author: alcoholic garnet bawdyhouse TABLE 1 Staging and Five-Year Survival Rates in Patients with Testicular Cancer Stage Criteria Five-year survival rate (%) I Confined to testicle 98 II Metastases to retroperitoneal nodes; sometimes categorized as bulky or nonbulky, depending on size and number of involved nodes 97 III Metastases above the diaphragm or to visceral organs 72
Follow-up and Prognosis
Many of the deaths that are related to testicular cancer are a result of severe metastatic relapse after inadequate follow-up. It is all too common for young males to believe they are cured after a few negative follow-up visits and to then forgo routine examinations. Testicular cancer is a disease in which even recurrence is highly curable, especially if detected early.
http://www.aafp.org/afp/990501ap/2539.html |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 7:31 PM Author: Splenetic institution cumskin Pretty high rates. It's a good time for this dude to be alive. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6916769) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 7:36 PM Author: Infuriating Supple Internal Respiration Trailer Park "II Metastases to retroperitoneal nodes; sometimes categorized as bulky or nonbulky, depending on size and number of involved nodes 97" Wow, that's a pretty awesome survival rate. 97% for stage 2? As long as the OP starts treatment right away, he should be fine. It's not going to be pleasant but he won't die. |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 7:29 PM Author: Splenetic institution cumskin Any idea as to the causation? Family history? Did you take care of yourself? Poor diet? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6916759) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 7:34 PM Author: 180 bull headed gaping he failed to go to church every sunday so god smote him. he probably just lived near a street that motor vehicles used. |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 7:33 PM Author: charismatic famous landscape painting maybe god is punishing you because of your offensive moniker. just a thought. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6916780) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 7:34 PM Author: 180 bull headed gaping god hates exorcist fans. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6916792) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 7:39 PM Author: wonderful business firm gaming laptop Flame. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6916807) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 7:40 PM Author: Stimulating Range Hominid ttiwwop
seriously, how can we protect ourselves if we don't know what it looks like? i'll check to see if i have it; fulano et al will certainly check everything down there inclduing his sperm upon seeing the pic. |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 7:43 PM Author: snowy insanely creepy locus azn maybe you should start attending "Remaining Men Together" support groups with Jack. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6916830) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 8:02 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle quadroon Remember: Cancer is a ding from God. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6916938) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 8:43 PM Author: awkward selfie regret NO, it is early admissions. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6917168) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 8:44 PM Author: 180 bull headed gaping 178 (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6917177) |
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Date: November 4th, 2006 6:42 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle quadroon EA from God would be a fatal lightning bolt to the head. Cancer is the drawn-out suffering of God's disapproval. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6919453) |
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Date: November 4th, 2006 2:27 PM Author: Infuriating Supple Internal Respiration Trailer Park That would make it a waitlist-accept in late summer. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6920459) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 8:09 PM Author: Big Garrison Foreskin That sucks. That really fucking sucks. But at least it's a highly survivable cancer. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6916977) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 8:20 PM Author: avocado voyeur forum Dood, sorry to hear about your illness, that sucks. Get well soon, good luck fighting this! (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6917038) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 9:07 PM Author: Claret Roommate this is nuts. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6917256) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 9:09 PM Author: sticky floppy rehab filthpig http://www.usafband.com/mp3/Taps.mp3 (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6917263) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 11:14 PM Author: excitant marketing idea space well done (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6917957) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 9:17 PM Author: histrionic territorial senate brethren OP, i am really sorry, but like the others say above, its very treatable.
I have had a pain on one side of my back that is getting worse. its been there for years. I finally went to the doc this week to complain about it. She said I should have a back xray just to check. I have been putting off going to the xray place, but you post has now prompted me to take action and get the xray done to be sure its not somethign else.
...for what its worth.
(ps: if this is flame, its in very bad taste) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 9:30 PM Author: slate fanboi gas station Time to add 'sucks cocks in hell' to the end of your moniker (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6917351) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 10:02 PM Author: Charcoal stirring heaven goal in life Sorry :( (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6917498) |
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Date: November 4th, 2006 5:24 AM Author: Comical lime plaza telephone Get neutered. Enjoy keeping a full head of hair. Enjoy much less irritability, thanks to a diminished level of testosterone and no libido to frustrate you. Enjoy an additional 7-8 years of life and the greatly reduced risks of prostate cancer and heart disease. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6919364) |
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Date: November 4th, 2006 7:37 AM Author: Hateful becky Subject: which reminds me He should ask about freezing semen reserves for procreative purposes. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6919468) |
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Date: November 4th, 2006 5:34 AM Author: vengeful bat shit crazy home codepig STOP STEALING MY PICKUP LINES (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6919374) |
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Date: November 4th, 2006 6:25 AM Author: Claret Roommate how sad, it looks like there won't be any jew bitches sucking YOUR cock for protein you ball-less wonder.
PWN3D!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Date: November 4th, 2006 8:47 AM Author: insecure step-uncle's house travel guidebook OP: I'm really sory to here this but, like everyone else said, it sounds like with treatment everything will work out just fine. I know it'll be tough and scary for a while but, in the end, you're going to be just as healthy as you ever were. We all wish you the best of luck!
Did you tell your parents? What did they say? I can't imagine telling my parents something like this--they would absolutely flip out. |
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Date: November 4th, 2006 12:56 PM Author: avocado voyeur forum I feel for you, you'll come through this experience a stronger person. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6919982) |
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Date: November 4th, 2006 12:57 PM Author: Iridescent slippery fat ankles crime spree. you're basically immune from prosecution (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6919987) |
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Date: November 4th, 2006 12:58 PM Author: Talented Gay Community Account Cancer?
Oh noes. |
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Date: November 4th, 2006 2:57 PM Author: vibrant tank Rude. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6920661) |
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Date: November 4th, 2006 6:49 PM Author: excitant marketing idea space update? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6922080) |
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Date: November 4th, 2006 8:59 PM Author: avocado voyeur forum Take care man, I think about you every time I log on. May you have a swift recovery and get back to chasing women in no time! (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6922855) |
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Date: November 4th, 2006 9:40 PM Author: exhilarant flatulent yarmulke area I think its time xoxo had a masterbat-athon to find a cure for this young fellow...or at least for some sweet cunny before he loses his balls. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6923084) |
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Date: November 5th, 2006 12:55 AM Author: excitant marketing idea space credited (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6924240) |
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Date: November 7th, 2006 1:21 AM Author: excitant marketing idea space update? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#6938013) |
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Date: November 16th, 2006 4:32 AM Author: excitant marketing idea space how's it hanging? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#7003158) |
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Date: November 27th, 2006 1:18 AM Author: excitant marketing idea space need an update dude (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#7075652) |
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Date: November 27th, 2006 12:43 PM Author: excitant marketing idea space (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#7077651) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2007 11:44 PM Author: avocado voyeur forum Need an update ASAP
tyia and best wishes |
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Date: May 26th, 2007 4:22 AM Author: excitant marketing idea space what happened to this dude? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2#8171663) |
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Date: May 26th, 2007 5:48 AM Author: Trip Silver Sweet Tailpipe i dunno but a good friend of mine also had testicular cancer a couple years ago. he was in his mid 20s. very common cancer in young men and his story prompted me to routinely scratch my balls at night guilt-free on a regular basis. that's what he was doing when he discovered his lump.
he survived, btw.
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