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"teens" with pellet guns shoot at Ontario teacher's prosthetic breasts

while she was not wearing them. [DISCLAIMER: The title and s...
Know-it-all temple regret
  10/21/22
maf no link
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Tan floppy candlestick maker
  10/22/22
They bounced off, ricocheting back and puncturing one of the...
Aromatic tanning salon reading party
  10/22/22
Ok seriously where's the link
Pungent useless blood rage
  10/22/22
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Date: October 21st, 2022 11:06 PM
Author: Know-it-all temple regret

while she was not wearing them. [DISCLAIMER: The title and subject of this thread topic are fictitious. This is a work of fiction. The following story, names, persons and incidents are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental.] The teacher involved was not wearing the prosthetic breasts at the time of the incident. The incident happened in a fictional town called Grabnee, Ontario. The date the incident occurred was April 23, 2006. The Ontario teacher, who is the main character involved in this fictional story, is named Racquel O'Flannery-Whitehead (she/her/hers). Racquel O'Flannery-Whitehead's prosthetic breasts were accidentally left sitting outside on the porch at her house during the time of the incident while she was actually 40 miles away from home visiting friends in Tomasha, Ontario. Racquel was therefore not at risk of any injury or harm. The two male teens were driving by the teacher's house with two harmless "soft water gel" pellet guns and took two "pot shots" at the prosthetic breasts left hanging on the porch railing using the "water bead, soft gel" pellets, but missed the fake breasts and the house entirely. No one was harmed. No property was damaged. No arrests were made. Joking of course. The headline is fictional. The thread title is fictional. This incident never happened. This is satire. This post and account of events are fictional. This story and its characters and names are all fictional. These events did not occur. The people involved are not real. This fake story is not a true depiction of events and is for entertainment purposes only.

[DISCLAIMER: This is a work of fiction. The story, names, characters, and incidents written about in this post are fictitious or the product of the author's imagination. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental.]

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Date: October 21st, 2022 11:07 PM
Author: Plum At-the-ready Digit Ratio

maf no link

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Date: October 21st, 2022 11:09 PM
Author: Know-it-all temple regret



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Date: October 21st, 2022 11:58 PM
Author: Razzle incel police squad



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Date: October 21st, 2022 11:59 PM
Author: Lake fighting kitchen



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Date: October 22nd, 2022 12:00 AM
Author: Zippy Maroon Den



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Date: October 22nd, 2022 12:01 AM
Author: alcoholic azure point



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Date: October 22nd, 2022 12:10 AM
Author: Tan floppy candlestick maker



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Date: October 22nd, 2022 12:11 AM
Author: Aromatic tanning salon reading party

They bounced off, ricocheting back and puncturing one of the teen's scrotums

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Date: October 22nd, 2022 12:21 AM
Author: Pungent useless blood rage

Ok seriously where's the link

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Date: October 22nd, 2022 12:59 AM
Author: big scarlet sweet tailpipe selfie

https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/1583676268255379458

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Date: December 11th, 2022 10:34 PM
Author: Hateful Whorehouse Roommate



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