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Friend told me his daughter went to a 'Twerky Turkey' assembly at school

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Date: November 23rd, 2022 7:33 AM
Author: Microsoft Product Anomalies

They had told all the kids it was going to be a classic Thanksgiving pageant and they had some of them dressed as pilgrims, some as turkeys, etc. Nobody dressed like an Indian for racial reasons which makes sense.

Anyway, halfway through it turned out it wasn't really that sort of pageant at all--the lights started flashing and a big black voice said, "Enough of this white meat, we want DARK MEAT! HERE'S TWERKY TURKEY"

And this person (not sure if it was male or female--they might not be sure themselves) ran out in a turkey costume but it was pretty revealing. And started twerking. This went on for several minutes and then the lights came back on.

My friend's daughter was really upset and crying since she had worked hard on her speech (she was a bowl of yams) and they stopped it before it got to that part.

My friend is really angry and he wants to complain at the next school board meeting.

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Date: November 23rd, 2022 5:30 PM
Author: Microsoft Product Anomalies



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 5:32 PM
Author: ruinous phenotype



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:40 AM
Author: Demanding Therapy Love Of Her Life



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:41 AM
Author: ruinous phenotype



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:43 AM
Author: flesh abode dysfunction

Can't even tell if this is satire any more.

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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:55 AM
Author: greedy dull menage toilet seat

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Date: March 30th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Demanding Therapy Love Of Her Life



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: zombie-like roommate



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:44 AM
Author: blathering aromatic locus athletic conference

<3 u guys so much

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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:46 AM
Author: Sepia spectacular field

These YAMS, These YAMS. OH, LOOK AT THEM DANCE!

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Date: November 24th, 2023 6:50 PM
Author: Microsoft Product Anomalies (No Future)

Dude she worked hard on it be nice

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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:55 AM
Author: greedy dull menage toilet seat

Wait waiit wait....

We need to know the AGES of these girls before I know to unzip or not.

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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:24 AM
Author: Beady-eyed death wish

Love is Love

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Date: November 28th, 2024 2:52 PM
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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:26 AM
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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:03 PM
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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:05 PM
Author: Exhilarant Sadistic Fortuitous Meteor



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:46 PM
Author: Demanding Therapy Love Of Her Life



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:47 PM
Author: greedy dull menage toilet seat

"the lights started flashing and a big black voice said, "Enough of this white meat, we want DARK MEAT! HERE'S TWERKY TURKEY"

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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:47 PM
Author: crusty electric dilemma preventive strike



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:50 PM
Author: Demanding Therapy Love Of Her Life



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Date: November 29th, 2023 8:04 AM
Author: Microsoft Product Anomalies (No Future)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 8:01 AM
Author: ebony space electric furnace



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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: Offensive Multi-colored Point

this is like a scene from a Black remake of A Christmas Story

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Date: April 4th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: greedy dull menage toilet seat



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Date: April 4th, 2025 10:20 PM
Author: Supple National



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:32 PM
Author: Supple National



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: ebony space electric furnace



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:36 PM
Author: Razzle pearl pistol library

under appreciated thread

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Date: December 7th, 2023 8:19 AM
Author: Microsoft Product Anomalies (No Future)

Johnsmeyer pastiche is hard but I'm proud with how this turned out

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#47143110)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:00 PM
Author: ebony space electric furnace

she was a bowl of yams

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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:28 AM
Author: Supple National



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Date: November 8th, 2024 5:43 AM
Author: Microsoft Product Anomalies (No Future)



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Date: November 28th, 2024 2:44 PM
Author: Cream corner



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Date: March 30th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: soul-stirring whorehouse travel guidebook



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Date: March 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Microsoft Product Anomalies (No Future)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: nighttime theater

they might not be sure themselves

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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:18 AM
Author: grizzly hilarious stead

tp

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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: zombie-like roommate

"My friend's daughter was really upset and crying since she had worked hard on her speech (she was a bowl of yams)"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#48899766)



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Date: May 19th, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: cerebral puppy crotch



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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: grizzly hilarious stead



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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: ebony space electric furnace



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Date: November 14th, 2026 7:52 AM
Author: Microsoft Product Anomalies



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