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Homeless dude steals prof's cell phone in middle of GWU lecture

https://www.reddit.com/r/LawSchool/comments/125kdep/homeless...
bateful abnormal striped hyena corner
  03/29/23
Prof + most of his students voted for this
demanding principal's office
  03/29/23
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beady-eyed business firm
  03/29/23
If you're a 165mo why the fuck would you go to TTT Wheelie B...
bateful abnormal striped hyena corner
  03/29/23
LMAO, what the literal fuck. The Prof. just continues o...
aphrodisiac stag film
  03/29/23
None of this matters to him.
Arousing laser beams cumskin
  03/29/23
Cr the SWEET SCHOLARLY TREAT he's delivering in class is all...
bateful abnormal striped hyena corner
  03/29/23
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Maize out-of-control den stock car
  03/29/23
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Nighttime awkward locus deer antler
  03/30/23
Lol
haunting thriller genital piercing
  03/29/23
Lol at it being M&A
Startling Puce Really Tough Guy
  03/29/23
they're all ending up on Skadden Seal Team Six
mint parlour
  03/30/23
Lol at GWU
Milky Church Building
  03/29/23
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Tantric brunch
  03/29/23
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very tactful abode
  03/29/23
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Autistic filthy puppy stage
  03/29/23
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Snowy provocative coldplay fan partner
  03/29/23
Hi. I was in this classroom yesterday when this incident occ...
Autistic filthy puppy stage
  03/29/23
"It was of course not this man's fault that Donald Trum...
bateful abnormal striped hyena corner
  03/29/23
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Autistic filthy puppy stage
  03/29/23
is this guy assuming that all homeless people are crazy? tha...
aqua mewling background story
  03/29/23
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very tactful abode
  03/29/23
Assuming that redditor is not flaming, LJL @ chasing down a ...
Nubile Native Patrolman
  03/30/23
"we truly did not know what to do" "we truly...
Startling Puce Really Tough Guy
  03/30/23
They were right. No use getting stabbed by rusty shit.
Arousing laser beams cumskin
  03/30/23
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Ruddy Floppy Water Buffalo
  03/30/23
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Nighttime awkward locus deer antler
  03/30/23
lol at some GW 1L going HERO on a cracked out homeless guy o...
Big indirect expression telephone
  03/30/23
must have been a psychedelic...
mind-boggling location
  03/30/23
holy fucking shit at what feckless pussies law students and ...
aqua mewling background story
  03/29/23
its because a member of the SACRED shitlib tribe did it, the...
ocher national stain
  03/29/23
Actually gw is filled with Nashville PDesque heros: What ...
Autistic filthy puppy stage
  03/29/23
thanks for the context!
fishy ape
  03/30/23
Compare their response to this attempted theft at a CCW clas...
crimson impressive state
  03/29/23
ljl, don't bring a screwdriver to a gun range homeboy
rose pervert jew
  03/29/23
To be fair, stealing someone's gun directly from them is a l...
Fear-inspiring gaping heaven
  03/30/23
Obviously you're not Emmanuel Kant
Startling Puce Really Tough Guy
  03/30/23
Class, next we are going to discuss Adverse Possession. Tur...
Maize out-of-control den stock car
  03/29/23
Not a pain I would spare him
federal hell juggernaut
  03/29/23
Gorgeous garb on the homeless guy tbf. He probably blended ...
curious sanctuary
  03/29/23
Open and notorious
walnut shitlib stage
  03/30/23
Wish someone had pulled out a wand and shouted "Replevi...
arrogant goal in life
  03/30/23
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haunting thriller genital piercing
  03/30/23
r/LawSchool •Posted by u/llfuckleroy 8 hours ago ...
mint parlour
  03/30/23
you'll get in everywhere you apply.
fishy ape
  03/30/23
seeing all the "hilarious" "quirky" 1l ...
Big indirect expression telephone
  03/30/23
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bateful abnormal striped hyena corner
  03/30/23
the thought of sitting in law school listening to smug shitl...
Mentally impaired concupiscible plaza candlestick maker
  03/30/23
they handled it 100% correctly. don't confront the insane sm...
Ruddy Floppy Water Buffalo
  03/30/23
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very tactful abode
  03/30/23
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insane boiling water
  03/30/23
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Nighttime awkward locus deer antler
  03/30/23


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Date: March 29th, 2023 10:56 PM
Author: bateful abnormal striped hyena corner

https://www.reddit.com/r/LawSchool/comments/125kdep/homeless_man_interrupts_law_school_lecture_and/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5315411&forum_id=2#46116433)



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Date: March 29th, 2023 10:59 PM
Author: demanding principal's office

Prof + most of his students voted for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5315411&forum_id=2#46116448)



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Date: March 29th, 2023 11:02 PM
Author: beady-eyed business firm



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Date: March 29th, 2023 11:05 PM
Author: bateful abnormal striped hyena corner

If you're a 165mo why the fuck would you go to TTT Wheelie Bag U when you could chill on a fratty FBS campus in Tuscaloosa or Gainesville or Tempe or Columbus or Madison or Athens or Iowa City where you're not going to get got by the buckwild criminals of DC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5315411&forum_id=2#46116472)



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Date: March 29th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: aphrodisiac stag film

LMAO, what the literal fuck.

The Prof. just continues on with his lecture unflinching.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5315411&forum_id=2#46116452)



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Date: March 29th, 2023 11:08 PM
Author: Arousing laser beams cumskin

None of this matters to him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5315411&forum_id=2#46116485)



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Date: March 29th, 2023 11:10 PM
Author: bateful abnormal striped hyena corner

Cr the SWEET SCHOLARLY TREAT he's delivering in class is all he needs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5315411&forum_id=2#46116499)



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Date: March 29th, 2023 11:18 PM
Author: Maize out-of-control den stock car



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Date: March 30th, 2023 12:38 PM
Author: Nighttime awkward locus deer antler



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Date: March 29th, 2023 11:01 PM
Author: haunting thriller genital piercing

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5315411&forum_id=2#46116453)



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Date: March 29th, 2023 11:02 PM
Author: Startling Puce Really Tough Guy

Lol at it being M&A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5315411&forum_id=2#46116455)



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Date: March 30th, 2023 2:34 AM
Author: mint parlour

they're all ending up on Skadden Seal Team Six

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5315411&forum_id=2#46116983)



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Date: March 29th, 2023 11:02 PM
Author: Milky Church Building

Lol at GWU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5315411&forum_id=2#46116458)



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Date: March 29th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: Tantric brunch



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Date: March 29th, 2023 11:04 PM
Author: very tactful abode



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Date: March 29th, 2023 11:05 PM
Author: Autistic filthy puppy stage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5315411&forum_id=2#46116473)



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Date: March 29th, 2023 11:07 PM
Author: Snowy provocative coldplay fan partner



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Date: March 29th, 2023 11:09 PM
Author: Autistic filthy puppy stage

Hi. I was in this classroom yesterday when this incident occurred. What is not shown in this videos was that another professor came in from the back immediately after the man entered and informed us campus police had been called. No one knew who this man was or whether or not he had any weapons. He was clearly on some sort of drugs and we did not know if he would become erratic. No one wanted to approach him because of this. Our Professor (his name is Professor Ginsburg) explained to us afterwards that he kept teaching because he did not want to startle the man because he was unsure what he would do. We all just kind of followed our Professors lead of acting normal because we truly did not know what to do. Also we assumed that campus police would show up immediately which they did not.

I myself, and a few other students did not even realize that our Professors phone was even stolen because we were trying not to make eye contact with the man (though some students did notice). What is also not shown is that when our Professor ran out, two other male students also ran to assist him. It was actually those two students who were able to catch up with the man and calmly asked him to give the phone back to our Professor. I just wanted to add more context because this video does not paint the full picture of what actually occurred.

*before anyone asks I just made this account because I wanted to add more nuance to the situation without doxxing myself

This guy is helpful but sound like an annoying lib faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5315411&forum_id=2#46116493)



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Date: March 29th, 2023 11:11 PM
Author: bateful abnormal striped hyena corner

"It was of course not this man's fault that Donald Trump put him the position of poverty, xenophobia, etc. where he needed to steal a phone."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5315411&forum_id=2#46116506)



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Date: March 29th, 2023 11:11 PM
Author: Autistic filthy puppy stage



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Date: March 29th, 2023 11:11 PM
Author: aqua mewling background story

is this guy assuming that all homeless people are crazy? that all black people are violent? both? very problematic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5315411&forum_id=2#46116508)



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Date: March 29th, 2023 11:12 PM
Author: very tactful abode



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Date: March 30th, 2023 12:07 AM
Author: Nubile Native Patrolman

Assuming that redditor is not flaming, LJL @ chasing down a deranged homeless man and risking your life so your faggot law professor doesn't have to pay for a new phone. He's rich and you're going in debt to pay his salary, if he gives a fuck he can chase his own goddamn phone down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5315411&forum_id=2#46116725)



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Date: March 30th, 2023 8:07 AM
Author: Startling Puce Really Tough Guy

"we truly did not know what to do"

"we truly did not know what to do"

"we truly did not know what to do"

"we truly did not know what to do"

"we truly did not know what to do"

"we truly did not know what to do"

"we truly did not know what to do"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5315411&forum_id=2#46117291)



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Date: March 30th, 2023 8:28 AM
Author: Arousing laser beams cumskin

They were right. No use getting stabbed by rusty shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5315411&forum_id=2#46117326)



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Date: March 30th, 2023 10:32 AM
Author: Ruddy Floppy Water Buffalo



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Date: March 30th, 2023 12:39 PM
Author: Nighttime awkward locus deer antler



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Date: March 30th, 2023 8:58 AM
Author: Big indirect expression telephone

lol at some GW 1L going HERO on a cracked out homeless guy over his professor's Pixel 4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5315411&forum_id=2#46117384)



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Date: March 30th, 2023 12:07 PM
Author: mind-boggling location

must have been a psychedelic...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5315411&forum_id=2#46118062)



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Date: March 29th, 2023 11:10 PM
Author: aqua mewling background story

holy fucking shit at what feckless pussies law students and lawyers are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5315411&forum_id=2#46116497)



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Date: March 29th, 2023 11:13 PM
Author: ocher national stain

its because a member of the SACRED shitlib tribe did it, they were HONORED to witness it

lol at the end when one is like "i thought u realized he took ur phone" and the prof is like "i did not realize"

what did these shitlibs think? like the prof had a deal with some hobo nigga that he cld borrow his phone during the middle of class

just burn it all furking down

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5315411&forum_id=2#46116511)



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Date: March 29th, 2023 11:13 PM
Author: Autistic filthy puppy stage

Actually gw is filled with Nashville PDesque heros:

What is also not shown is that when our Professor ran out, two other male students also ran to assist him. It was actually those two students who were able to catch up with the man and calmly asked him to give the phone back to our Professor. I just wanted to add more context because this video does not paint the full picture of what actually occurred.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5315411&forum_id=2#46116513)



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Date: March 30th, 2023 5:33 AM
Author: fishy ape

thanks for the context!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5315411&forum_id=2#46117163)



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Date: March 29th, 2023 11:16 PM
Author: crimson impressive state

Compare their response to this attempted theft at a CCW class in Nevada:

https://www.ktnv.com/news/crime/business-employee-defends-themself-using-deadly-force

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5315411&forum_id=2#46116536)



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Date: March 29th, 2023 11:20 PM
Author: rose pervert jew

ljl, don't bring a screwdriver to a gun range homeboy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5315411&forum_id=2#46116560)



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Date: March 30th, 2023 12:11 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring gaping heaven

To be fair, stealing someone's gun directly from them is a lot different than taking a phone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5315411&forum_id=2#46116732)



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Date: March 30th, 2023 8:09 AM
Author: Startling Puce Really Tough Guy

Obviously you're not Emmanuel Kant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5315411&forum_id=2#46117297)



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Date: March 29th, 2023 11:18 PM
Author: Maize out-of-control den stock car

Class, next we are going to discuss Adverse Possession. Turn to chapter black man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5315411&forum_id=2#46116551)



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Date: March 29th, 2023 11:19 PM
Author: federal hell juggernaut

Not a pain I would spare him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5315411&forum_id=2#46116554)



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Date: March 29th, 2023 11:20 PM
Author: curious sanctuary

Gorgeous garb on the homeless guy tbf. He probably blended right in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5315411&forum_id=2#46116559)



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Date: March 30th, 2023 12:06 AM
Author: walnut shitlib stage

Open and notorious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5315411&forum_id=2#46116722)



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Date: March 30th, 2023 1:02 AM
Author: arrogant goal in life

Wish someone had pulled out a wand and shouted "Replevin!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5315411&forum_id=2#46116847)



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Date: March 30th, 2023 2:26 AM
Author: haunting thriller genital piercing



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Date: March 30th, 2023 2:44 AM
Author: mint parlour

r/LawSchool

•Posted by

u/llfuckleroy

8 hours ago

Is it too soon to go AUSA?

I've just been offered appointment as AUSA in a district with a sizeable population in a large state but not one of the banner districts. Think a step below SDNY, EDNY, NDCA, CDCA, DDC EDVA etc.. but not a fly over in Kansas. Before I got the offer I thought it was a no brainer but I'm having second thoughts.

I graduated below median from a T14 in 2021 and have been working at a big firm known for litigation. I'd always planned to spend 5 years in BL then go to a USAO but a mentor of mine told me now is a good time to make a move given that DOJ has the money and is looking to add bodies.

Given I've only spent a year and a half in BL, I don't have as much money saved as I'd like, so taking that pay cut is going to set me back a little bit. I've started to wonder if it makes sense for me to decline the offer and reapply after 1-2 years of diligent saving.

So my question is two fold:

what are the pros and cons of leaving big law early to go the government?

is rejecting the offer a faux pas the way it is in clerkships?

Is it possible, given my low GPA, this will be my only chance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5315411&forum_id=2#46116995)



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Date: March 30th, 2023 5:34 AM
Author: fishy ape

you'll get in everywhere you apply.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5315411&forum_id=2#46117166)



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Date: March 30th, 2023 8:46 AM
Author: Big indirect expression telephone

seeing all the "hilarious" "quirky" 1l - style responses reminds me of xo 2008

SideMurky129

·

23 hr. ago

"Today we'll be learning about adverse possession.... Who are you?... Give that back!... Get back here!"

RadiReturnsOnceAgain

·

23 hr. ago

1L

Now just gotta wait out the statute of limitations

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5315411&forum_id=2#46117362)



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Date: March 30th, 2023 10:28 AM
Author: bateful abnormal striped hyena corner



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Date: March 30th, 2023 8:58 AM
Author: Mentally impaired concupiscible plaza candlestick maker

the thought of sitting in law school listening to smug shitlib law profs in 2023 gives me chills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5315411&forum_id=2#46117383)



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Date: March 30th, 2023 10:32 AM
Author: Ruddy Floppy Water Buffalo

they handled it 100% correctly. don't confront the insane smelly homeless man with nothing to lose and let the cops deal with it.

fucking lol at all the tough talking lawyers itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5315411&forum_id=2#46117655)



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Date: March 30th, 2023 11:07 AM
Author: very tactful abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5315411&forum_id=2#46117797)



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Date: March 30th, 2023 11:57 AM
Author: insane boiling water



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Date: March 30th, 2023 12:39 PM
Author: Nighttime awkward locus deer antler



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