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Homeless dude steals prof's cell phone in middle of GWU lecture

https://www.reddit.com/r/LawSchool/comments/125kdep/homeless...
mentally impaired turquoise space sandwich
  03/29/23
Prof + most of his students voted for this
Glittery macaca
  03/29/23
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cyan locus black woman
  03/29/23
If you're a 165mo why the fuck would you go to TTT Wheelie B...
mentally impaired turquoise space sandwich
  03/29/23
LMAO, what the literal fuck. The Prof. just continues o...
navy institution
  03/29/23
None of this matters to him.
Stirring bistre home antidepressant drug
  03/29/23
Cr the SWEET SCHOLARLY TREAT he's delivering in class is all...
mentally impaired turquoise space sandwich
  03/29/23
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Territorial Fat Ankles Resort
  03/29/23
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Walnut Odious Mad-dog Skullcap Philosopher-king
  03/30/23
Lol
Razzle-dazzle parlour
  03/29/23
Lol at it being M&A
slap-happy aphrodisiac brunch sound barrier
  03/29/23
they're all ending up on Skadden Seal Team Six
rusted stage dog poop
  03/30/23
Lol at GWU
Gay underhanded brethren organic girlfriend
  03/29/23
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Arrogant chapel immigrant
  03/29/23
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passionate persian school
  03/29/23
180
Floppy Light Crackhouse
  03/29/23
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Arousing Marketing Idea
  03/29/23
Hi. I was in this classroom yesterday when this incident occ...
Floppy Light Crackhouse
  03/29/23
"It was of course not this man's fault that Donald Trum...
mentally impaired turquoise space sandwich
  03/29/23
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Floppy Light Crackhouse
  03/29/23
is this guy assuming that all homeless people are crazy? tha...
180 piazza
  03/29/23
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passionate persian school
  03/29/23
Assuming that redditor is not flaming, LJL @ chasing down a ...
Exciting Lodge
  03/30/23
"we truly did not know what to do" "we truly...
slap-happy aphrodisiac brunch sound barrier
  03/30/23
They were right. No use getting stabbed by rusty shit.
Stirring bistre home antidepressant drug
  03/30/23
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Vivacious peach wrinkle
  03/30/23
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Walnut Odious Mad-dog Skullcap Philosopher-king
  03/30/23
lol at some GW 1L going HERO on a cracked out homeless guy o...
onyx startled scourge upon the earth
  03/30/23
must have been a psychedelic...
Mint rough-skinned lay
  03/30/23
holy fucking shit at what feckless pussies law students and ...
180 piazza
  03/29/23
its because a member of the SACRED shitlib tribe did it, the...
bisexual round eye
  03/29/23
Actually gw is filled with Nashville PDesque heros: What ...
Floppy Light Crackhouse
  03/29/23
thanks for the context!
Buck-toothed genital piercing gas station
  03/30/23
Compare their response to this attempted theft at a CCW clas...
Mewling Khaki Base
  03/29/23
ljl, don't bring a screwdriver to a gun range homeboy
Boyish affirmative action cuck
  03/29/23
To be fair, stealing someone's gun directly from them is a l...
Appetizing Coral Nibblets
  03/30/23
Obviously you're not Emmanuel Kant
slap-happy aphrodisiac brunch sound barrier
  03/30/23
Class, next we are going to discuss Adverse Possession. Tur...
Territorial Fat Ankles Resort
  03/29/23
Not a pain I would spare him
Comical dead people who are hurt
  03/29/23
Gorgeous garb on the homeless guy tbf. He probably blended ...
Multi-colored filthy roommate sanctuary
  03/29/23
Open and notorious
sable heady location crotch
  03/30/23
Wish someone had pulled out a wand and shouted "Replevi...
indigo parlor mood
  03/30/23
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Razzle-dazzle parlour
  03/30/23
r/LawSchool •Posted by u/llfuckleroy 8 hours ago ...
rusted stage dog poop
  03/30/23
you'll get in everywhere you apply.
Buck-toothed genital piercing gas station
  03/30/23
seeing all the "hilarious" "quirky" 1l ...
onyx startled scourge upon the earth
  03/30/23
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mentally impaired turquoise space sandwich
  03/30/23
the thought of sitting in law school listening to smug shitl...
Pontificating Point Goyim
  03/30/23
they handled it 100% correctly. don't confront the insane sm...
Vivacious peach wrinkle
  03/30/23
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passionate persian school
  03/30/23
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stimulating violent state electric furnace
  03/30/23
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Walnut Odious Mad-dog Skullcap Philosopher-king
  03/30/23


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Date: March 29th, 2023 10:56 PM
Author: mentally impaired turquoise space sandwich

https://www.reddit.com/r/LawSchool/comments/125kdep/homeless_man_interrupts_law_school_lecture_and/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5315411&forum_id=2#46116433)



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Date: March 29th, 2023 10:59 PM
Author: Glittery macaca

Prof + most of his students voted for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5315411&forum_id=2#46116448)



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Date: March 29th, 2023 11:02 PM
Author: cyan locus black woman



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Date: March 29th, 2023 11:05 PM
Author: mentally impaired turquoise space sandwich

If you're a 165mo why the fuck would you go to TTT Wheelie Bag U when you could chill on a fratty FBS campus in Tuscaloosa or Gainesville or Tempe or Columbus or Madison or Athens or Iowa City where you're not going to get got by the buckwild criminals of DC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5315411&forum_id=2#46116472)



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Date: March 29th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: navy institution

LMAO, what the literal fuck.

The Prof. just continues on with his lecture unflinching.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5315411&forum_id=2#46116452)



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Date: March 29th, 2023 11:08 PM
Author: Stirring bistre home antidepressant drug

None of this matters to him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5315411&forum_id=2#46116485)



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Date: March 29th, 2023 11:10 PM
Author: mentally impaired turquoise space sandwich

Cr the SWEET SCHOLARLY TREAT he's delivering in class is all he needs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5315411&forum_id=2#46116499)



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Date: March 29th, 2023 11:18 PM
Author: Territorial Fat Ankles Resort



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Date: March 30th, 2023 12:38 PM
Author: Walnut Odious Mad-dog Skullcap Philosopher-king



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Date: March 29th, 2023 11:01 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle parlour

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5315411&forum_id=2#46116453)



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Date: March 29th, 2023 11:02 PM
Author: slap-happy aphrodisiac brunch sound barrier

Lol at it being M&A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5315411&forum_id=2#46116455)



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Date: March 30th, 2023 2:34 AM
Author: rusted stage dog poop

they're all ending up on Skadden Seal Team Six

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5315411&forum_id=2#46116983)



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Date: March 29th, 2023 11:02 PM
Author: Gay underhanded brethren organic girlfriend

Lol at GWU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5315411&forum_id=2#46116458)



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Date: March 29th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: Arrogant chapel immigrant



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Date: March 29th, 2023 11:04 PM
Author: passionate persian school



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Date: March 29th, 2023 11:05 PM
Author: Floppy Light Crackhouse

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5315411&forum_id=2#46116473)



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Date: March 29th, 2023 11:07 PM
Author: Arousing Marketing Idea



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Date: March 29th, 2023 11:09 PM
Author: Floppy Light Crackhouse

Hi. I was in this classroom yesterday when this incident occurred. What is not shown in this videos was that another professor came in from the back immediately after the man entered and informed us campus police had been called. No one knew who this man was or whether or not he had any weapons. He was clearly on some sort of drugs and we did not know if he would become erratic. No one wanted to approach him because of this. Our Professor (his name is Professor Ginsburg) explained to us afterwards that he kept teaching because he did not want to startle the man because he was unsure what he would do. We all just kind of followed our Professors lead of acting normal because we truly did not know what to do. Also we assumed that campus police would show up immediately which they did not.

I myself, and a few other students did not even realize that our Professors phone was even stolen because we were trying not to make eye contact with the man (though some students did notice). What is also not shown is that when our Professor ran out, two other male students also ran to assist him. It was actually those two students who were able to catch up with the man and calmly asked him to give the phone back to our Professor. I just wanted to add more context because this video does not paint the full picture of what actually occurred.

*before anyone asks I just made this account because I wanted to add more nuance to the situation without doxxing myself

This guy is helpful but sound like an annoying lib faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5315411&forum_id=2#46116493)



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Date: March 29th, 2023 11:11 PM
Author: mentally impaired turquoise space sandwich

"It was of course not this man's fault that Donald Trump put him the position of poverty, xenophobia, etc. where he needed to steal a phone."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5315411&forum_id=2#46116506)



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Date: March 29th, 2023 11:11 PM
Author: Floppy Light Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5315411&forum_id=2#46116507)



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Date: March 29th, 2023 11:11 PM
Author: 180 piazza

is this guy assuming that all homeless people are crazy? that all black people are violent? both? very problematic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5315411&forum_id=2#46116508)



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Date: March 29th, 2023 11:12 PM
Author: passionate persian school



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Date: March 30th, 2023 12:07 AM
Author: Exciting Lodge

Assuming that redditor is not flaming, LJL @ chasing down a deranged homeless man and risking your life so your faggot law professor doesn't have to pay for a new phone. He's rich and you're going in debt to pay his salary, if he gives a fuck he can chase his own goddamn phone down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5315411&forum_id=2#46116725)



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Date: March 30th, 2023 8:07 AM
Author: slap-happy aphrodisiac brunch sound barrier

"we truly did not know what to do"

"we truly did not know what to do"

"we truly did not know what to do"

"we truly did not know what to do"

"we truly did not know what to do"

"we truly did not know what to do"

"we truly did not know what to do"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5315411&forum_id=2#46117291)



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Date: March 30th, 2023 8:28 AM
Author: Stirring bistre home antidepressant drug

They were right. No use getting stabbed by rusty shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5315411&forum_id=2#46117326)



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Date: March 30th, 2023 10:32 AM
Author: Vivacious peach wrinkle



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Date: March 30th, 2023 12:39 PM
Author: Walnut Odious Mad-dog Skullcap Philosopher-king



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Date: March 30th, 2023 8:58 AM
Author: onyx startled scourge upon the earth

lol at some GW 1L going HERO on a cracked out homeless guy over his professor's Pixel 4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5315411&forum_id=2#46117384)



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Date: March 30th, 2023 12:07 PM
Author: Mint rough-skinned lay

must have been a psychedelic...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5315411&forum_id=2#46118062)



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Date: March 29th, 2023 11:10 PM
Author: 180 piazza

holy fucking shit at what feckless pussies law students and lawyers are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5315411&forum_id=2#46116497)



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Date: March 29th, 2023 11:13 PM
Author: bisexual round eye

its because a member of the SACRED shitlib tribe did it, they were HONORED to witness it

lol at the end when one is like "i thought u realized he took ur phone" and the prof is like "i did not realize"

what did these shitlibs think? like the prof had a deal with some hobo nigga that he cld borrow his phone during the middle of class

just burn it all furking down

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5315411&forum_id=2#46116511)



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Date: March 29th, 2023 11:13 PM
Author: Floppy Light Crackhouse

Actually gw is filled with Nashville PDesque heros:

What is also not shown is that when our Professor ran out, two other male students also ran to assist him. It was actually those two students who were able to catch up with the man and calmly asked him to give the phone back to our Professor. I just wanted to add more context because this video does not paint the full picture of what actually occurred.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5315411&forum_id=2#46116513)



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Date: March 30th, 2023 5:33 AM
Author: Buck-toothed genital piercing gas station

thanks for the context!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5315411&forum_id=2#46117163)



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Date: March 29th, 2023 11:16 PM
Author: Mewling Khaki Base

Compare their response to this attempted theft at a CCW class in Nevada:

https://www.ktnv.com/news/crime/business-employee-defends-themself-using-deadly-force

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5315411&forum_id=2#46116536)



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Date: March 29th, 2023 11:20 PM
Author: Boyish affirmative action cuck

ljl, don't bring a screwdriver to a gun range homeboy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5315411&forum_id=2#46116560)



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Date: March 30th, 2023 12:11 AM
Author: Appetizing Coral Nibblets

To be fair, stealing someone's gun directly from them is a lot different than taking a phone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5315411&forum_id=2#46116732)



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Date: March 30th, 2023 8:09 AM
Author: slap-happy aphrodisiac brunch sound barrier

Obviously you're not Emmanuel Kant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5315411&forum_id=2#46117297)



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Date: March 29th, 2023 11:18 PM
Author: Territorial Fat Ankles Resort

Class, next we are going to discuss Adverse Possession. Turn to chapter black man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5315411&forum_id=2#46116551)



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Date: March 29th, 2023 11:19 PM
Author: Comical dead people who are hurt

Not a pain I would spare him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5315411&forum_id=2#46116554)



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Date: March 29th, 2023 11:20 PM
Author: Multi-colored filthy roommate sanctuary

Gorgeous garb on the homeless guy tbf. He probably blended right in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5315411&forum_id=2#46116559)



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Date: March 30th, 2023 12:06 AM
Author: sable heady location crotch

Open and notorious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5315411&forum_id=2#46116722)



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Date: March 30th, 2023 1:02 AM
Author: indigo parlor mood

Wish someone had pulled out a wand and shouted "Replevin!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5315411&forum_id=2#46116847)



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Date: March 30th, 2023 2:26 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle parlour



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Date: March 30th, 2023 2:44 AM
Author: rusted stage dog poop

r/LawSchool

•Posted by

u/llfuckleroy

8 hours ago

Is it too soon to go AUSA?

I've just been offered appointment as AUSA in a district with a sizeable population in a large state but not one of the banner districts. Think a step below SDNY, EDNY, NDCA, CDCA, DDC EDVA etc.. but not a fly over in Kansas. Before I got the offer I thought it was a no brainer but I'm having second thoughts.

I graduated below median from a T14 in 2021 and have been working at a big firm known for litigation. I'd always planned to spend 5 years in BL then go to a USAO but a mentor of mine told me now is a good time to make a move given that DOJ has the money and is looking to add bodies.

Given I've only spent a year and a half in BL, I don't have as much money saved as I'd like, so taking that pay cut is going to set me back a little bit. I've started to wonder if it makes sense for me to decline the offer and reapply after 1-2 years of diligent saving.

So my question is two fold:

what are the pros and cons of leaving big law early to go the government?

is rejecting the offer a faux pas the way it is in clerkships?

Is it possible, given my low GPA, this will be my only chance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5315411&forum_id=2#46116995)



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Date: March 30th, 2023 5:34 AM
Author: Buck-toothed genital piercing gas station

you'll get in everywhere you apply.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5315411&forum_id=2#46117166)



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Date: March 30th, 2023 8:46 AM
Author: onyx startled scourge upon the earth

seeing all the "hilarious" "quirky" 1l - style responses reminds me of xo 2008

SideMurky129

·

23 hr. ago

"Today we'll be learning about adverse possession.... Who are you?... Give that back!... Get back here!"

RadiReturnsOnceAgain

·

23 hr. ago

1L

Now just gotta wait out the statute of limitations

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5315411&forum_id=2#46117362)



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Date: March 30th, 2023 10:28 AM
Author: mentally impaired turquoise space sandwich



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Date: March 30th, 2023 8:58 AM
Author: Pontificating Point Goyim

the thought of sitting in law school listening to smug shitlib law profs in 2023 gives me chills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5315411&forum_id=2#46117383)



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Date: March 30th, 2023 10:32 AM
Author: Vivacious peach wrinkle

they handled it 100% correctly. don't confront the insane smelly homeless man with nothing to lose and let the cops deal with it.

fucking lol at all the tough talking lawyers itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5315411&forum_id=2#46117655)



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Date: March 30th, 2023 11:07 AM
Author: passionate persian school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5315411&forum_id=2#46117797)



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Date: March 30th, 2023 11:57 AM
Author: stimulating violent state electric furnace



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Date: March 30th, 2023 12:39 PM
Author: Walnut Odious Mad-dog Skullcap Philosopher-king



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