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I have some new details about the spaceporn bar spaghetti incident

I spoke with the waitress and someone else who was there whe...
Cracking doctorate
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180 hell boiling water
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Jfc
controlling a virtual character on a computer
  04/08/23
To be fair, I can confirm.
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Pedos often become convinced they are never going to get cau...
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Exhilarant Sadistic Pozpig Water Buffalo
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This is so fucked up.
Motley library
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Fragrant church
  04/09/23
Hand in the proverbial cookie jar
Pumonymous
  04/08/23
This is FALSE. I was actually there. SP had SP jr. bent ove...
animeboi
  04/08/23
brave of you to poast this
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comical abnormal famous landscape painting
  04/09/23
Extremely inspiring poast thanks
bull headed affirmative action
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Yapping talented kitty
  03/10/24
TWIST: Bill and Walt are representing the waitress.
wonderful main people psychic
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Poppy Antidepressant Drug
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Big if true
Swashbuckling snowy home community account
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So are you actually there in person moonlighting as a privat...
Yapping talented kitty
  04/08/23
The aforementioned conversations were in person, that’...
Cracking doctorate
  04/08/23
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Fragrant church
  04/09/23
Tick tock spaceporn
Know-it-all Insane Travel Guidebook Abode
  04/09/23
Tic Tock for you going back to prison I assume.
Territorial exciting den corn cake
  04/09/23
You’re fucked pal
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I’m doing great 👍 You are so fucked it’s ...
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comical abnormal famous landscape painting
  04/09/23
Jesus.
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  04/09/23
Jesus ain’t touching this one
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big-titted lake striped hyena
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wonderful main people psychic
  04/12/23
Op here, only news to report is that our pal SP is going to ...
Cracking doctorate
  05/01/23
When was the last time you had sex with a biological female?...
Territorial exciting den corn cake
  05/01/23
couple weeks ago. you?
Cracking doctorate
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Motley library
  05/10/23
wait, so sp actually is a chimo? i thought that was just lik...
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new here?
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180 hell boiling water
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based on what i know (admittedly little - even though i poas...
submissive puppy
  05/10/23
Just don't talk about me, pedophile.
Territorial exciting den corn cake
  05/10/23
I can confirm.
Motley library
  05/10/23
throwaway?
submissive puppy
  05/10/23
I can't say more.
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  05/10/23
i want to send you sexy messages and gay porn
submissive puppy
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Motley library
  05/10/23
yeah, i figured the person everyone says sp in can't really ...
Hot Indigo Place Of Business Stead
  05/10/23
new poaster, first day?
controlling a virtual character on a computer
  05/10/23
like i said, i'm aware of the sp fucks his son origin story,...
Hot Indigo Place Of Business Stead
  05/10/23
This entire SP thing is bizarre. What's this restaurant sto...
spectacular parlor reading party
  05/10/23
SP took his son out for bar spaghetti and the waitress thoug...
animeboi
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imagine you know nothing about this board and you read this ...
submissive puppy
  05/10/23
this board is like a schizophrenic AI
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Date: April 8th, 2023 3:52 PM
Author: Cracking doctorate

I spoke with the waitress and someone else who was there when it happened

SP had his hand all the way in the kid’s pants and was fondling his genitals. Kid was clearly in distress.

Waitress asked what he was doing when she came to bring SP another beer and SP had a panicked flipout like he was surprised anyone would notice.

Waitress did end up getting fired unfortunately but is considering suing either the restaurant or SP.

That’s all i know but am going to ask around a bit more

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46161253)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 3:59 PM
Author: Microsoft Product Anomalies



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46161283)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:01 PM
Author: 180 hell boiling water



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46161287)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: controlling a virtual character on a computer

Jfc

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46161289)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: Aromatic gold forum

To be fair,

I can confirm.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46161292)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: comical abnormal famous landscape painting



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#48337327)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:56 PM
Author: Big sex offender address

Pedos often become convinced they are never going to get caught and so become very brazen

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46161459)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 5:10 PM
Author: 180 hell boiling water



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46161511)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: navy internal respiration coldplay fan



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46164478)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:37 PM
Author: comical abnormal famous landscape painting



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46164596)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:54 PM
Author: histrionic keepsake machete boltzmann

sure bud

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46161904)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:55 PM
Author: Exhilarant Sadistic Pozpig Water Buffalo



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46161906)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:59 PM
Author: Motley library

This is so fucked up.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46161920)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 12:18 PM
Author: Fragrant church



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46163996)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:59 PM
Author: Pumonymous

Hand in the proverbial cookie jar

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46161921)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:04 PM
Author: animeboi (.)

This is FALSE. I was actually there. SP had SP jr. bent over the table pounding his ricehole. SP then pulled out and started to pee on SP jr while shouting 'HOUSE ON FIRE! HOUSE ON FIRE! PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!'. It was a very lib bar so they were nervous about interfering since they did not want to come off as homophobic. The waitress was very brave for offering SP jr a towel.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46161937)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:04 PM
Author: ocher menage cuckold

brave of you to poast this

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46164507)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: comical abnormal famous landscape painting



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46164592)



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Date: April 12th, 2023 5:42 PM
Author: bull headed affirmative action

Extremely inspiring poast thanks

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46177424)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 3:36 PM
Author: Yapping talented kitty



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#47481014)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:15 PM
Author: wonderful main people psychic

TWIST: Bill and Walt are representing the waitress.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46161964)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:15 PM
Author: Poppy Antidepressant Drug



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46162120)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:13 PM
Author: Swashbuckling snowy home community account

Big if true

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46162116)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:14 PM
Author: Yapping talented kitty

So are you actually there in person moonlighting as a private investigator? Or doing this all over zoom?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46162119)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author: Cracking doctorate

The aforementioned conversations were in person, that’s all I really want to say in that area atm

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46162123)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 12:18 PM
Author: Fragrant church



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46163994)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 2:47 PM
Author: Know-it-all Insane Travel Guidebook Abode

Tick tock spaceporn

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46164444)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:10 PM
Author: Territorial exciting den corn cake

Tic Tock for you going back to prison I assume.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46164523)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: Know-it-all Insane Travel Guidebook Abode

You’re fucked pal

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46164558)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:29 PM
Author: Territorial exciting den corn cake

I’m doing great 👍

You are so fucked it’s just pathetic.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46164572)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: comical abnormal famous landscape painting



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46164594)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:37 PM
Author: doobsian razzmatazz heaven party of the first part

Jesus.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46164599)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 5:51 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone nowag marketing idea

Jesus ain’t touching this one

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46168892)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 11:14 PM
Author: big-titted lake striped hyena



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46170246)



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Date: April 12th, 2023 5:39 PM
Author: wonderful main people psychic



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46177413)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:30 PM
Author: Cracking doctorate

Op here, only news to report is that our pal SP is going to GREAT lengths to try to ensure this never blows back on him.

Like, crazy person stuff.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46259432)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:36 PM
Author: Territorial exciting den corn cake

When was the last time you had sex with a biological female?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46259465)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:47 PM
Author: Cracking doctorate

couple weeks ago. you?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46259508)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:05 AM
Author: Cracking doctorate



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46293312)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:06 AM
Author: Motley library



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46293314)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:14 AM
Author: Hot Indigo Place Of Business Stead

wait, so sp actually is a chimo? i thought that was just like a board joke because he worded things poorly

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46293337)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:16 AM
Author: Iridescent stag film

new here?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46293345)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 11:57 AM
Author: 180 hell boiling water



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46671965)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:20 AM
Author: submissive puppy

based on what i know (admittedly little - even though i poast quite a lot i don't retain very much info about poasters/drama because i truly come here only to say irreverent stuff and read what other people say), SP had a schtick a few years back where he got stoned and said "wacky" stuff. he is obviously awkward so him trying to be a chill breh is inevitably going to come off weird and unnatural. i distinctly remember one poast where he the title was something like "my four year old has a bigger dick than me bros" and like you say, there was a lot of poorly worded stuff in his poasts. i don't remember the basis for the playroom hotdog meme, but whatever it was it cannot have sounded good. i highly doubt he is actually a pedo, but to be honest none of us really KNOWS each other so can we say? anything is possible, but i don't think it's true.

but i can say this - he hasn't done himself any favors here (unless he is trolling and inviting the abuse).

the big question for me is whether the bar spaghetti thing actually happened or whether he is just baiting people. if it happened, why the fuck would he talk about it here? he knows what the result would be. and if it did happen, i really don't know what to think. that is certainly suspicious as fuck if you're being accused of a server of doing something inappropriate with a child. has anyone ever had that happen to them? the most charitable thing i can say about that is maybe the waitress said something innocuous like "why the hell are you in the bar with a little kid" and SP, because he is unhinged and has a short fuse, just went bonkers and took it to be an accusation of pedo activity. i dunno.

someone (i think Mase?) the other day says that as of february the real SP was poasting here. not sure how he knows that. but i legit thought that SP was an imposter going back to january because the spaghetti incident is just borderline unreal.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46293361)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:31 AM
Author: Territorial exciting den corn cake

Just don't talk about me, pedophile.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46293390)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:32 AM
Author: Motley library

I can confirm.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46293396)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:33 AM
Author: submissive puppy

throwaway?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46293399)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: Motley library

I can't say more.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46293406)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:36 AM
Author: submissive puppy

i want to send you sexy messages and gay porn

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46293414)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: Motley library



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46293417)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:16 PM
Author: Hot Indigo Place Of Business Stead

yeah, i figured the person everyone says sp in can't really be him because no sane person would do / say the shit he says constantly on here, making crazy ass threads and stirring things up with people for no reason.

if that restaurant thing is true, that's a solid where there's smoke there's fire situation because i can't envision a circumstance where a server would call out a customer over their kid.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46294280)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:17 PM
Author: controlling a virtual character on a computer

new poaster, first day?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46294284)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:21 PM
Author: Hot Indigo Place Of Business Stead

like i said, i'm aware of the sp fucks his son origin story, but it's really hard for me to square someone with their identity so wildly known taking so much time out of his day to do and say the wacky stuff i see on here.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46294300)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:23 PM
Author: spectacular parlor reading party

This entire SP thing is bizarre. What's this restaurant story? Can you link the original poast?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46294309)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:24 PM
Author: animeboi (.)

SP took his son out for bar spaghetti and the waitress thought he had kidnapped and raped his son. He complained to the manager and they gave him a free dinner.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46294319)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: submissive puppy

imagine you know nothing about this board and you read this description of what happened

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46295133)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 6:45 PM
Author: spectacular parlor reading party

this board is like a schizophrenic AI

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46295823)



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Date: November 20th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: big-titted lake striped hyena

Origin of playroom hotdog meme was sp posting “little fucker begged for a playroom hotdog and now he won’t eat it.”

shitmodded of course, draw your own conclusions

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#48360620)



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Date: June 17th, 2023 11:11 AM
Author: harsh dilemma halford



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46438170)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 11:55 AM
Author: big-titted lake striped hyena



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46671961)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 2:26 PM
Author: sinister obsidian fanboi

Call me old fashioned but I think this is sick and SP needs to be stopped. Poor kid.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46672800)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 11:20 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy area



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46862311)



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Date: November 1st, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: submissive puppy



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#47008653)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 3:33 PM
Author: Floppy Milky Sound Barrier



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#47481002)



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 4:57 PM
Author: animeboi (.)

.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#47548999)



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 6:38 PM
Author: harsh dilemma halford



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#47549388)



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Date: April 14th, 2024 5:27 PM
Author: Wild scourge upon the earth



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Date: May 24th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: Exhilarant Sadistic Pozpig Water Buffalo



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#47689632)



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Date: May 24th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: Diverse school cafeteria sneaky criminal

Your kids will be dancing on those bars if you don’t quit molesting them.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#47689636)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: vivacious therapy garrison



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#48337324)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: comical abnormal famous landscape painting



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#48337325)



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Date: November 20th, 2024 1:42 PM
Author: animeboi (.)

.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#48360611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: Passionate preventive strike parlour



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Date: July 27th, 2026 5:20 PM
Author: Poppy Antidepressant Drug



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