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Bumble chick suggested going to a brewery for first date & taking her dog

I agreed but am not thrilled about going on a date with her ...
At-the-ready big kitty home
  12/17/23
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Fragrant Erotic Dilemma Coffee Pot
  12/17/23
Do not get involved with a "dog girl"
Effete Base Crotch
  12/17/23
I think loving animals is a good sign. I’m an animal l...
At-the-ready big kitty home
  12/17/23
It's not about loving animals. It's that they will put the d...
Effete Base Crotch
  12/17/23
I thought maybe it was a test: green light if her dog likes ...
At-the-ready big kitty home
  12/17/23
Ps women actually believe shit like "my dog is the best...
Effete Base Crotch
  12/17/23
...
ceo
  12/18/23
bro delete bumble. that is a terrible app that will attract ...
passionate twinkling uncleanness
  12/17/23
Is Tinder better?
At-the-ready big kitty home
  12/17/23
She put up a logistical hurdle to fucking on first date. Can...
dashing iridescent friendly grandma
  12/17/23
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Garnet contagious sneaky criminal
  12/17/23
TBH sounds a million times more chill than sitting across th...
Garnet contagious sneaky criminal
  12/17/23
TITMFCR
gaped locus prole
  12/17/23
shitpit? or golden retriever
Adventurous organic girlfriend
  12/17/23
Idk
At-the-ready big kitty home
  12/17/23
...
Orange Haunting Roommate
  12/17/23
a couple days ago I made a thread bashing eastern euro/russi...
Garnet contagious sneaky criminal
  12/17/23
Wow
At-the-ready big kitty home
  12/17/23
...
Orange Haunting Roommate
  12/17/23
...
cream stubborn generalized bond church
  12/17/23
that would have set me back a cool $500+ for a chill sunday ...
Garnet contagious sneaky criminal
  12/17/23
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Aqua swashbuckling point
  12/18/23
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Talented Copper Incel
  12/18/23
Do it and liveblog it for MPM votes
comical amber indirect expression
  12/18/23
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Autistic chapel preventive strike
  12/17/23
Don't all the turds in arranged marriages end up killing the...
gaped locus prole
  12/17/23
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Orange Haunting Roommate
  12/17/23
Turdskin alert!!!!! I cannot imagine anything worse than ...
gaped locus prole
  12/17/23
...
Orange Haunting Roommate
  12/17/23
Turdskin alert!!!
gaped locus prole
  12/17/23
lollercausting HARD ITT
nyuug
  12/17/23
I just joined bumble because of this thread
Fragrant Erotic Dilemma Coffee Pot
  12/17/23
its even worse than tinder at this point, lol@ you bro
nyuug
  12/17/23
Wtf I just want to get some brewdog mom pregnant
Fragrant Erotic Dilemma Coffee Pot
  12/17/23
organic IRL > insta/specialized apps > mainstream apps...
nyuug
  12/17/23
if she asks to bring her dog say "what is this 2013?&qu...
Odious Know-it-all Senate Shitlib
  12/17/23
Propose an hour hike before the brewery. She can bring the d...
Mauve degenerate
  12/17/23
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Underhanded scarlet idiot
  12/18/23
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Mauve degenerate
  12/18/23
Bring moist towelettes and insist on trimming his nails
Sinister property
  12/17/23
met up with a girl recently who wanted to bring a cat to a c...
Sepia stage party of the first part
  12/17/23
tbh its impressive to actually be able to "bring a cat&...
Odious Know-it-all Senate Shitlib
  12/18/23
...
Effete Base Crotch
  12/18/23
once she realized she would have to hold it the whole time, ...
Sepia stage party of the first part
  12/18/23
The millennial obsession with pets is gross. And I say that ...
Burgundy Vengeful Pit Sweet Tailpipe
  12/18/23
dogs are legitimately disgusting and i say that as an americ...
Odious Know-it-all Senate Shitlib
  12/18/23
Are you jewish
glassy ape rigpig
  12/18/23
no dude theyre just fucking gross.
Odious Know-it-all Senate Shitlib
  12/18/23
Ok what about a golden
vibrant macaca coldplay fan
  12/18/23
Why has nobody asked how this bitch looks?
wine massive people who are hurt national
  12/18/23
...
wine massive people who are hurt national
  12/18/23
Make sure to wear your Patagonia vest
aromatic tanning salon voyeur
  12/18/23
“Cool! I love dogs. I’m gonna bring my doobs too...
deep spot dog poop
  12/18/23
hehehehehehe
Exhilarant Locale Therapy
  12/18/23
is the dog her primary partner?
Maize Motley Resort
  12/18/23
No wonder you didn't make Top 128
Mauve degenerate
  12/18/23
100% chance youve been talking to the dog this entire time. ...
Marvelous fuchsia field knife
  12/18/23
Take the dogpill http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
Fluffy talking parlour useless brakes
  12/18/23


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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:15 PM
Author: At-the-ready big kitty home

I agreed but am not thrilled about going on a date with her dog there.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182123)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:17 PM
Author: Fragrant Erotic Dilemma Coffee Pot



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182139)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:18 PM
Author: Effete Base Crotch

Do not get involved with a "dog girl"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182142)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:28 PM
Author: At-the-ready big kitty home

I think loving animals is a good sign. I’m an animal lover; they’re better than people for the most part

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182191)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:32 PM
Author: Effete Base Crotch

It's not about loving animals. It's that they will put the dog above you.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182208)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:35 PM
Author: At-the-ready big kitty home

I thought maybe it was a test: green light if her dog likes me, red light if not. But I think dogs don’t discriminate like that, either they’re friendly towards all strangers or none

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182215)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:52 PM
Author: Effete Base Crotch

Ps women actually believe shit like "my dog is the best judge of character"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182301)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 10:51 AM
Author: ceo



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47183638)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:18 PM
Author: passionate twinkling uncleanness

bro delete bumble. that is a terrible app that will attract the shrewiest of shrews

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182143)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 11:33 PM
Author: At-the-ready big kitty home

Is Tinder better?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182455)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:19 PM
Author: dashing iridescent friendly grandma

She put up a logistical hurdle to fucking on first date. Cancel.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182151)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:21 PM
Author: Garnet contagious sneaky criminal

\

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182157)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:19 PM
Author: Garnet contagious sneaky criminal

TBH sounds a million times more chill than sitting across the table from some shrew at a "mid priced restaurant" that will set you back $200 with drinks only to never hear from her again

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182153)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:20 PM
Author: gaped locus prole

TITMFCR

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182155)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:21 PM
Author: Adventurous organic girlfriend

shitpit? or golden retriever

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182159)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:21 PM
Author: At-the-ready big kitty home

Idk

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182163)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:21 PM
Author: Orange Haunting Roommate



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182162)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:24 PM
Author: Garnet contagious sneaky criminal

a couple days ago I made a thread bashing eastern euro/russian chicks on dating apps. I've had a lot of bad experiences with these chicks, but one I talked to on the phone last week from an app was mind-bogglingly vapid and materialistic. There was no way in hell that I am going to be able to or even want to afford her expectations.

She texted me a couple times over the weekend. Today she sent me a pic of her and her friend, and asked if I would get dinner for BOTH of them tonight. had never even met this chick in person yet. lol no

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182174)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:27 PM
Author: At-the-ready big kitty home

Wow

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182186)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:27 PM
Author: Orange Haunting Roommate



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182189)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:31 PM
Author: cream stubborn generalized bond church



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182201)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:55 PM
Author: Garnet contagious sneaky criminal

that would have set me back a cool $500+ for a chill sunday night dinner with two chicks that I would never see again

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182306)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 3:37 AM
Author: Aqua swashbuckling point



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182797)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 10:49 AM
Author: Talented Copper Incel



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47183629)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 1:38 PM
Author: comical amber indirect expression

Do it and liveblog it for MPM votes

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47184558)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:26 PM
Author: Autistic chapel preventive strike



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182182)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:32 PM
Author: gaped locus prole

Don't all the turds in arranged marriages end up killing their wives.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182207)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:56 PM
Author: Orange Haunting Roommate



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182314)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:58 PM
Author: gaped locus prole

Turdskin alert!!!!!

I cannot imagine anything worse than only getting married and reproducing because some woman was bequeathed to you and shit.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182329)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 11:04 PM
Author: Orange Haunting Roommate



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182360)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 11:36 PM
Author: gaped locus prole

Turdskin alert!!!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182463)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:29 PM
Author: nyuug (Gangnam WGWAG Playboy)

lollercausting HARD ITT

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182196)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 11:06 PM
Author: Fragrant Erotic Dilemma Coffee Pot

I just joined bumble because of this thread

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182368)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: nyuug (Gangnam WGWAG Playboy)

its even worse than tinder at this point, lol@ you bro

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182451)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 11:38 PM
Author: Fragrant Erotic Dilemma Coffee Pot

Wtf I just want to get some brewdog mom pregnant

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182468)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 11:46 PM
Author: nyuug (Gangnam WGWAG Playboy)

organic IRL > insta/specialized apps > mainstream apps > "dating websites"

we've come full circle. gen z runs the show now and any single male out there must adapt or die

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182483)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 11:42 PM
Author: Odious Know-it-all Senate Shitlib

if she asks to bring her dog say "what is this 2013?"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182473)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 11:44 PM
Author: Mauve degenerate

Propose an hour hike before the brewery. She can bring the dog too. If she complains or puts up any resistance to the hike idea, don't go on the date.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182480)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 12:15 AM
Author: Underhanded scarlet idiot



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182557)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 11:05 AM
Author: Mauve degenerate



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47183716)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 11:46 PM
Author: Sinister property

Bring moist towelettes and insist on trimming his nails

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182484)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 11:53 PM
Author: Sepia stage party of the first part

met up with a girl recently who wanted to bring a cat to a coffee date. I was like, uhh... you'll probably have to hold it the whole time and a coffeeshop isn't the most animal friendly.

girls these days...

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182507)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 12:03 AM
Author: Odious Know-it-all Senate Shitlib

tbh its impressive to actually be able to "bring a cat" cats are totally different from dogs that bitches and male bitches just jerk around on a leash.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182533)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 12:10 AM
Author: Effete Base Crotch



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182544)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 12:22 AM
Author: Sepia stage party of the first part

once she realized she would have to hold it the whole time, I think she left it at home.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182568)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 12:12 AM
Author: Burgundy Vengeful Pit Sweet Tailpipe

The millennial obsession with pets is gross. And I say that as someone who loves animals.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182546)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 12:21 AM
Author: Odious Know-it-all Senate Shitlib

dogs are legitimately disgusting and i say that as an american who grew up with dogs as a kid. id kill myself before owning another dog. its horrible.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182566)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 12:24 AM
Author: glassy ape rigpig

Are you jewish

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182571)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 12:29 AM
Author: Odious Know-it-all Senate Shitlib

no dude theyre just fucking gross.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182578)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 12:25 AM
Author: vibrant macaca coldplay fan

Ok what about a golden

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182573)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 10:53 AM
Author: wine massive people who are hurt national

Why has nobody asked how this bitch looks?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47183644)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 11:40 AM
Author: wine massive people who are hurt national



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47183939)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 10:53 AM
Author: aromatic tanning salon voyeur

Make sure to wear your Patagonia vest

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47183652)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 10:58 AM
Author: deep spot dog poop

“Cool! I love dogs. I’m gonna bring my doobs too. He’s mostly a good boy but I keep him on a tight leash haha”

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47183684)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 11:18 AM
Author: Exhilarant Locale Therapy

hehehehehehe

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47183822)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 11:19 AM
Author: Maize Motley Resort

is the dog her primary partner?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47183837)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 12:17 PM
Author: Mauve degenerate

No wonder you didn't make Top 128

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47184142)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 1:41 PM
Author: Marvelous fuchsia field knife

100% chance youve been talking to the dog this entire time.

girl probably doesnt even know about the bumble account.

its called dogging and its an increasingly common scam. expect to be asked to pay for a lot of treats

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47184575)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 7:44 PM
Author: Fluffy talking parlour useless brakes

Take the dogpill

Britney Spears takes the dogpill (pic)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47186080)