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SP here! I am at bar at Great Wolf Lodge.

My kid is having a party and invited 8 other kids to share a...
Claret old irish cottage
  04/09/24
People's exhibit A: "Date: April 9th, 2024 8:43 PM ...
concupiscible metal field
  04/09/24
Sounds like some Epstein shit
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  04/09/24
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  02/11/25
SP must have nerves of steel, taking a group of young boys t...
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*p diddy reading this and then vomiting*
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  02/11/25
Don't you ever work, you piece of shit?
dark hyperventilating toilet seat
  04/09/24
I didn’t say I’m crazy about the situation but i...
Claret old irish cottage
  04/09/24
Overnight? It is a school/work night. What is this flame?
dark hyperventilating toilet seat
  04/09/24
No school tomorrow Hence great wolf lodge weekday rate.
Claret old irish cottage
  04/09/24
Stop lying.
dark hyperventilating toilet seat
  04/09/24
I dunno man they don’t have school on Wednesday. They ...
Claret old irish cottage
  04/09/24
Even if that is true you should still be working at your law...
dark hyperventilating toilet seat
  04/09/24
Bro. I’m getting up at the crack of dawn and driving t...
Claret old irish cottage
  04/09/24
I get to the office at 6 am every day. I don't take vacation...
dark hyperventilating toilet seat
  04/09/24
I go full on gearing up for jury trials. My next one isn&rs...
Claret old irish cottage
  04/09/24
Heheh little fucker is going to help daddy make his nut this...
pea-brained persian station
  04/09/24
Pedophile
Claret old irish cottage
  04/09/24
Face time little nigga 👏
dark hyperventilating toilet seat
  04/09/24
spaceporn manages to practice law competently while having t...
Accurate at predicting vs Measures of probability
  04/10/24
I live two hours away from sp in another state, but my kids ...
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  04/09/24
Apparently, it's some kind of Muslim Eid holiday.
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  04/09/24
i found out schools are closed in my county bc of report car...
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Pulled inflatable mattress out on the balcony of hotel room....
Claret old irish cottage
  04/09/24
To be fair, Oh look, SP poasting about his filthy inflata...
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Fear-inspiring indian lodge
  04/09/24
It’s at a hotel room at great wolf lodge. Not my house...
Claret old irish cottage
  04/09/24
To be fair, Yeah that's probably a very smart move, keep ...
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Frum trailer park
  04/11/24
Why do you always have to get drunk at family outings?
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  04/09/24
Why do you have to be a little bitch to me whenever you get ...
Claret old irish cottage
  04/09/24
I'm happy to be the target of your drunk aggression if that'...
Scarlet Trip Property Becky
  04/09/24
See. Fuck you. Your style is the worst out there.
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  04/09/24
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  04/09/24
To be fair to SP that’s the only way to make them bear...
Fiercely-loyal crusty really tough guy affirmative action
  04/09/24
Nah it’s more like I dont have todo much because wife ...
Claret old irish cottage
  04/09/24
They are all doing “jujitsu moves” and trying to...
Claret old irish cottage
  04/09/24
To be fair, SP: "Hey Timmy come here, I'll show you ...
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  04/09/24
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  04/09/24
How’s the spaghetti
pea-brained persian station
  04/09/24
? We just had cake. One kid asked my son “where my h...
Claret old irish cottage
  04/09/24
The bar spaghetti
pea-brained persian station
  04/09/24
Okay buddy. I can see you’ve got a touch of the A.
Claret old irish cottage
  04/09/24
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pea-brained persian station
  04/09/24
Would you come into someone’s hotel room where a kids ...
Claret old irish cottage
  04/09/24
To be fair, SP to the kids in his hotel room: "Hey.....
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  04/09/24
Do we need to talk about your kid’s birthday parties d...
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Beast mode thread Let the haters seethe
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Please don't molest any of those kids
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  04/09/24
You know that stuff is defamatory Kenny(?). A cutesy turn of...
Claret old irish cottage
  04/09/24
It's just a suggestion. I don't think I've ever accused you ...
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  04/09/24
…why are you even a lawyer? The worst WORST kind of ...
Claret old irish cottage
  04/09/24
Who said I'm a lawyer? I'm not a lawyer. Lawyers are scumbag...
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You are acting like the most scumbag type of lawyer that&rsq...
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  04/09/24
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  04/09/24
TIL it's defamatory to suggest that somebody NOT commit a cr...
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  04/10/24
lol why do you think he's there?
concupiscible metal field
  04/09/24
Why do you think I am sleeping on an air mattress on a hotel...
Claret old irish cottage
  04/09/24
So you can peer into the window and watch little boys have p...
Lavender Kitty
  04/09/24
Pedophile.
Claret old irish cottage
  04/09/24
Yes you are
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Pedophile
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  04/10/24
The view of what, exactly?
Fiercely-loyal crusty really tough guy affirmative action
  04/10/24
Thats not me
Claret old irish cottage
  04/10/24
What kind of parent gives their kid to spaceporn for a night...
dark hyperventilating toilet seat
  04/10/24
A very dumb one
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  04/10/24
Why wouldn't you just get an adjoining room instead of sleep...
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  04/10/24
The view. Lol.
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  04/10/24
Spaceporn? Your response?
misanthropic institution codepig
  04/10/24
I didnt do the booking. And in agreeing to chaperone I thou...
Claret old irish cottage
  04/10/24
You are irritated because you didn't get any sleep dumbass
misanthropic institution codepig
  04/10/24
I thought I slept okay out there but I don't know.
Claret old irish cottage
  04/10/24
He is depriving himself of good sleep and giving up on his s...
dark hyperventilating toilet seat
  04/11/24
You’re a sick pedo
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  04/11/24
I really like it here.
Azure sickened national
  04/10/24
Check yr throwaway
Buff Police Squad Kitchen
  04/10/24
I don't see anything.
Azure sickened national
  04/10/24
What is it again? Chilmata@gmail?
Buff Police Squad Kitchen
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sounds fun. the Dells is one of the last slices of pure Amer...
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  04/10/24
it has to be the one in virginia. he would probably get arre...
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  04/10/24
I once drove four kids three hours to Summer camp and one ...
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you and 9 boys in a hotel room with one bed. oh no that must...
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  04/10/24
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Thriller milky public bath
  04/10/24
I refuse to believe this is the real SP
Bisexual Cheese-eating Love Of Her Life
  04/11/24
Lol why? It fits his MO to a T
Buff Police Squad Kitchen
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Bisexual Cheese-eating Love Of Her Life
  04/11/24
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he has an established history of poasting incendiary shit li...
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Claret old irish cottage
  04/11/24
this is a good example of what i said. you are well awar...
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Nothing wrong with anything I posted Don’t try to e...
Claret old irish cottage
  04/11/24
cr, nearly everyone here has a "mental sex disease"...
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There are rules here? If those rules are kept
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  04/11/24
CR For example the original Halford pedo threading start...
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  04/11/24
What’s up with the outting
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What’s with the outting
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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:43 PM
Author: Claret old irish cottage

My kid is having a party and invited 8 other kids to share a suite tonight. I am chaperoning from now until 7 am. They are really rowdy and jumping around and punching each other. My kid wants more boxing lessons as a present. Fine.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569256)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:16 PM
Author: concupiscible metal field

People's exhibit A:

"Date: April 9th, 2024 8:43 PM

Author: ;:;:::;:;:

My kid is having a party and invited 8 other kids to share a suite tonight. I am chaperoning from now until 7 am. They are really rowdy and jumping around and punching each other. My kid wants more boxing lessons as a present. Fine.

(SP here! I am at bar at Great Wolf Lodge.)"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569759)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:18 PM
Author: Lavender Kitty

Sounds like some Epstein shit

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569767)



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Date: August 30th, 2024 12:16 AM
Author: Talented alcoholic school cafeteria



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#48026456)



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Date: February 11th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Fluffy mahogany cuckoldry elastic band



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#48645790)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 9:11 AM
Author: histrionic bonkers pit

SP must have nerves of steel, taking a group of young boys to spend the night at a hotel and have his disgusting way with them, and then come here and boast about it like this

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#49691215)



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Date: June 22nd, 2026 6:27 PM
Author: disturbing indecent ticket booth



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#49956398)



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Date: February 11th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Insanely Creepy Cuck Rigpig

*p diddy reading this and then vomiting*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#48645797)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:45 PM
Author: dark hyperventilating toilet seat

Don't you ever work, you piece of shit?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569262)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:59 PM
Author: Claret old irish cottage

I didn’t say I’m crazy about the situation but it didn’t seem fair to make wife do the whole damn thing. I don’t care. I don’t have to do anything. I just have to stay here and make sure no one dies overnight. They are all goofy 13 year old boys so they will punch each other and see who cries and try to light farts and play crap hip hop etc I don’t know.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569285)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: dark hyperventilating toilet seat

Overnight? It is a school/work night. What is this flame?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569402)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: Claret old irish cottage

No school tomorrow

Hence great wolf lodge weekday rate.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569404)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: dark hyperventilating toilet seat

Stop lying.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569418)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:58 PM
Author: Claret old irish cottage

I dunno man they don’t have school on Wednesday. They have all these days off in the Middle of the week and what not. I can’t keep track but wife does.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569424)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:09 PM
Author: dark hyperventilating toilet seat

Even if that is true you should still be working at your law firm. I would kick you out of the partnership if I was your partner.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569447)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: Claret old irish cottage

Bro. I’m getting up at the crack of dawn and driving to the office from out of town. Relax.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569452)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:24 PM
Author: dark hyperventilating toilet seat

I get to the office at 6 am every day. I don't take vacations. I work weekends. What's your excuse?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569484)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:42 PM
Author: Claret old irish cottage

I go full on gearing up for jury trials. My next one isn’t until mid summer. I work plenty of weekends. I don’t go to church w family on Sundays because I go to the office instead. I used to work thru holidays in my 30s and 40s but not so much any more.

I have a mediation on Friday. There’s a quarter million in coverage. I’ll make my nut. Relax.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569542)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:17 PM
Author: pea-brained persian station

Heheh little fucker is going to help daddy make his nut this month 🤡

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569764)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:18 PM
Author: Claret old irish cottage

Pedophile

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569768)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:35 PM
Author: dark hyperventilating toilet seat

Face time little nigga 👏

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569791)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 7:52 AM
Author: Accurate at predicting vs Measures of probability (🦆)

spaceporn manages to practice law competently while having time for his family. you spin your wheels endlessly, churn out embarrassing drek despite putting so much time in, and don't have a family. yet you think this endlessly sisyphusian nightmare where you try to be a real lawyer is some sort of "pwn"?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47570207)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:07 PM
Author: Thriller milky public bath

I live two hours away from sp in another state, but my kids have no school tomorrow as well. I’m not sure why.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569445)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:32 PM
Author: Purple heady step-uncle's house circlehead

Apparently, it's some kind of Muslim Eid holiday.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569784)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:59 PM
Author: Thriller milky public bath

i found out schools are closed in my county bc of report cards or some shit. they probably made sure it lined up with the muslim holiday.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47571049)



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Date: August 25th, 2026 10:22 PM
Author: Thriller milky public bath



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#50093319)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:55 PM
Author: Claret old irish cottage

Pulled inflatable mattress out on the balcony of hotel room. W this and a sleeping bag and my sweater I should be fine to sleep out here while the kids are screaming at each other all night and practicing their uppercuts on each other and calling each other gay.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569276)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:57 PM
Author: sable excitant shrine

To be fair,

Oh look, SP poasting about his filthy inflatable mattress and his plans to keep a bunch of kids up and screaming in his house all night, wow I've never seen this side of SP before.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569280)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:00 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring indian lodge



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569287)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:01 PM
Author: Claret old irish cottage

It’s at a hotel room at great wolf lodge. Not my house. I don’t want 9 kids at my house.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569290)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:31 PM
Author: sable excitant shrine

To be fair,

Yeah that's probably a very smart move, keep all of that out of your house. Hotel room is neutral, much less to clean up and hide afterwards. Good thinking, SP. Anyway, enjoy your night with all of those little kids and the air mattress.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569355)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal crusty really tough guy affirmative action



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569406)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 8:29 AM
Author: Frum trailer park



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573248)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:33 PM
Author: Scarlet Trip Property Becky

Why do you always have to get drunk at family outings?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569359)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: Claret old irish cottage

Why do you have to be a little bitch to me whenever you get a free shot?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569399)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: Scarlet Trip Property Becky

I'm happy to be the target of your drunk aggression if that'll spare your innocent family and allow them to enjoy a vacation for once.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569451)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:13 PM
Author: Claret old irish cottage

See. Fuck you. Your style is the worst out there.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569459)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:59 PM
Author: rebellious flickering jew forum



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569827)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 8:29 AM
Author: Frum trailer park



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573247)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:13 PM
Author: Hairraiser insecure crackhouse cumskin



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569461)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal crusty really tough guy affirmative action

To be fair to SP that’s the only way to make them bearable

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569408)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: Claret old irish cottage

Nah it’s more like I dont have todo much because wife does it.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569419)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: Claret old irish cottage

They are all doing “jujitsu moves” and trying to flip each other over.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569381)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:38 PM
Author: sable excitant shrine

To be fair,

SP: "Hey Timmy come here, I'll show you how to flip Tommy over... ;)"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569385)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:44 PM
Author: Harsh Provocative Pozpig Sound Barrier



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569393)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: pea-brained persian station

How’s the spaghetti

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569409)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: Claret old irish cottage

? We just had cake. One kid asked my son “where my hug at?” It was funny. All these kids try to talk like black gangsters.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569411)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:55 PM
Author: pea-brained persian station

The bar spaghetti

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569412)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:56 PM
Author: Claret old irish cottage

Okay buddy. I can see you’ve got a touch of the A.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569415)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:59 PM
Author: pea-brained persian station

?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569425)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:01 PM
Author: Claret old irish cottage

Would you come into someone’s hotel room where a kids party is going on and everyone is having cake and walk up to the adult in the room and say “ hey remember that time people on the internet kept Calling you a pedophile and it was obviously getting under your skin? Haha That was funny wasn’t it you sure you aren’t a pedo?“ If the answer is yes you’ve got a touch of the A. Because that’s what you are doing itt.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569432)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:05 PM
Author: sable excitant shrine

To be fair,

SP to the kids in his hotel room: "Hey.... so uh, can I have a lil touch of that 'a'....?"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569439)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:07 PM
Author: Claret old irish cottage

Do we need to talk about your kid’s birthday parties dude. Because we are heading there w your talk.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569444)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 7:37 PM
Author: sable excitant shrine

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47572042)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 8:03 PM
Author: Claret old irish cottage

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47572157)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: Hairraiser insecure crackhouse cumskin

Beast mode thread

Let the haters seethe

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569462)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: Claret old irish cottage



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569466)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:19 PM
Author: Thriller milky public bath



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569470)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 10:57 AM
Author: glittery incel garrison



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47570546)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:03 AM
Author: pale nofapping potus



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573719)



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Date: February 19th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Electric Ladyboy Sandwich



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#48676933)



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Date: February 19th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: pale nofapping potus



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#48677120)



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Date: December 10th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: pale nofapping potus



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#49500193)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:01 PM
Author: Lilac sanctuary shitlib

Please don't molest any of those kids

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569736)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:03 PM
Author: Claret old irish cottage

You know that stuff is defamatory Kenny(?). A cutesy turn of the phrase doesn’t render it otherwise at this point.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569738)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:07 PM
Author: Lilac sanctuary shitlib

It's just a suggestion. I don't think I've ever accused you of anything.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569743)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:12 PM
Author: Claret old irish cottage

…why are you even a lawyer? The worst WORST kind of lawyer is the kind that’s just dumb. They clog everything up and they are belligerent and spiteful and petty and impossible assholes on every level They don’t know the law and they use poor judgment and tangle everything up unnecessarily for years because they are just too dumb to get it. Lawyers like this are a plague on the profession.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569749)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:14 PM
Author: Lilac sanctuary shitlib

Who said I'm a lawyer? I'm not a lawyer. Lawyers are scumbags.

You just defamed me by calling me a lawyer.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569754)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:16 PM
Author: Claret old irish cottage

You are acting like the most scumbag type of lawyer that’s why.

Your “suggestion” is probably defamatory in context. My thought is that you don’t understand that this is the case and you think framing a defamatory accusation as a “suggestion” somehow prevents a tortious event from occurring.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569763)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:25 PM
Author: Lilac sanctuary shitlib

I suggested you don't commit a crime.

You falsely accused me of engaging in a disgusting "profession".

You're the one on shaky legal ground here.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569777)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:57 PM
Author: Thriller milky public bath

It’s bizarre that he takes this retarded chatblog so seriously

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569823)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 12:26 AM
Author: High-end federal base sex offender

TIL it's defamatory to suggest that somebody NOT commit a crime.

spaceporn, I would suggest that you don't plan your bank deposits such that they don't hit the $10,000 reporting requirement, because that's a crime called structuring. But I WON'T suggest that because it would be defamatory to do so.

???

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569879)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:17 PM
Author: concupiscible metal field

lol why do you think he's there?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569766)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:20 PM
Author: Claret old irish cottage

Why do you think I am sleeping on an air mattress on a hotel porch on a Tuesday night?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569770)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:22 PM
Author: Lavender Kitty

So you can peer into the window and watch little boys have pillow fights as you furiously jack your clitdick, you already explained/admitted it ITT

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569774)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:22 PM
Author: Claret old irish cottage

Pedophile.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569776)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:25 PM
Author: concupiscible metal field

Yes you are

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569778)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:26 PM
Author: Claret old irish cottage

Pedophile

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569780)



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Date: May 19th, 2026 3:41 PM
Author: ferengi



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#49890294)



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Date: May 19th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal crusty really tough guy affirmative action



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#49890313)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 12:49 AM
Author: histrionic bonkers pit

dear God now he’s straight up boasting about it, OJ style

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569918)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 6:01 AM
Author: motley stage mood

"IF I Squanched It" by Bozo D. Spaceporn

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47570111)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 8:59 AM
Author: Curious orchestra pit fortuitous meteor



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573316)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:28 AM
Author: histrionic bonkers pit



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573560)



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Date: February 20th, 2025 6:02 AM
Author: Fluffy mahogany cuckoldry elastic band



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#48677595)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: obsidian vibrant site turdskin



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#49691356)



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Date: August 24th, 2026 4:34 AM
Author: histrionic bonkers pit



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#50088592)



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Date: August 24th, 2026 6:46 AM
Author: Thriller milky public bath



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#50088656)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 5:33 AM
Author: Chestnut Stubborn Locale Mediation

Capturing some nice photos with my fancy long camera. The view is incredible at night!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47570101)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 8:23 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal crusty really tough guy affirmative action

The view of what, exactly?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47570235)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: Claret old irish cottage

Thats not me

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47570634)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 10:11 AM
Author: dark hyperventilating toilet seat

What kind of parent gives their kid to spaceporn for a night?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47570476)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 7:49 PM
Author: drab unhinged theatre

A very dumb one

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47572104)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 10:49 AM
Author: misanthropic institution codepig

Why wouldn't you just get an adjoining room instead of sleep on an air mattress on the balcony?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47570517)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:06 AM
Author: Buff Police Squad Kitchen

The view. Lol.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47570576)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:17 AM
Author: misanthropic institution codepig

Spaceporn? Your response?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47570590)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:46 AM
Author: Claret old irish cottage

I didnt do the booking. And in agreeing to chaperone I thought there would be a little area set aside w bed and separate walled in partition consistent with the last time we stayed there years ago. When I arrived and saw the suite I realized that was not the case.

While there were several beds contained in the suite, they would all be occupied by the kids once they settled down and eventually went to sleep. I complained to my wife that there was no room for me to sleep and she said I could probably get another room for the night. A room there runs like $400. We'd already hit $1K budget on the party and I'm a cheapskate. I decided not to spend the extra money after I saw that I could move our inflatable mattress out on the balcony and just stay there for the night with a sleeping bag, more or less consistent in most respects with my original plan. Separate, but not absent.

Does that silly detailed response help? Don't irritate me today--I'm not in the mood for it.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47570628)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: misanthropic institution codepig

You are irritated because you didn't get any sleep dumbass

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47570636)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:50 AM
Author: Claret old irish cottage

I thought I slept okay out there but I don't know.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47570644)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 12:04 AM
Author: dark hyperventilating toilet seat

He is depriving himself of good sleep and giving up on his successful attorney career. You are in a bad place spaceporn.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47572851)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 12:01 AM
Author: arousing corn cake

You’re a sick pedo

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47572843)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:22 AM
Author: Azure sickened national

I really like it here.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47570593)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:25 AM
Author: Buff Police Squad Kitchen

Check yr throwaway

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47570598)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 12:13 PM
Author: Azure sickened national

I don't see anything.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47570754)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:32 PM
Author: Buff Police Squad Kitchen

What is it again? Chilmata@gmail?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47570964)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 12:15 PM
Author: ceo

sounds fun. the Dells is one of the last slices of pure Americana

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47570762)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:39 PM
Author: Stirring bull headed dopamine

it has to be the one in virginia. he would probably get arrested driving 8 kids all the way to wisconsin

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47570981)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:54 PM
Author: Claret old irish cottage

I once drove four kids three hours to Summer camp and one of them opened the car door on the highway and barfed up hot dogs he had eaten when we stopped at 7 11 an hour into the trip. I had told him not to eat so many of them but he didn’t listen. So then he did a car barf.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47571032)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 1:58 AM
Author: Azure sickened national



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573039)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:56 PM
Author: Pearl pervert

you and 9 boys in a hotel room with one bed. oh no that must have been terrible for you

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47571036)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:59 PM
Author: Thriller milky public bath



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47571055)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: Bisexual Cheese-eating Love Of Her Life

I refuse to believe this is the real SP

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47572868)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 4:42 AM
Author: Buff Police Squad Kitchen

Lol why? It fits his MO to a T

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573110)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 9:59 AM
Author: Bisexual Cheese-eating Love Of Her Life

I know it’s just so on the nose and I can’t believe he would be so retarded as to share this on Xo.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573475)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:00 AM
Author: white menage hairy legs

Even if this and the bar spaghetti incident et al. are “flame” or whatever, the person behind it is a sick fuck

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573477)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: Thriller milky public bath

he has an established history of poasting incendiary shit like this and then playing dumb after people start calling him a pedo in response.

he does this to wind people up, but tries to deny that that's what he's doing.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573611)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:38 AM
Author: Claret old irish cottage

It’s only incendiary if you are sick w sex diseases mental or physical Is that you?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573620)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:53 AM
Author: Thriller milky public bath

this is a good example of what i said.

you are well aware of the "running joke" about you and pedophilia, and you are equally aware that poasting about a kid "throwing up hotdogs," being in a hotel room with a bunch of adolescents engaging in horseplay (no horns), "getting 'cheese pizza' for the kids" etc. is inviting a shitload of poasts and negative attention, which is exactly what you got ITT.

stop denying it, and just own it. if you leaned into the joke, the people here who think that you are actually a pedo (i don't think most people believe it, but some do) would probably come to the conclusion that you're just trying to wind people up.

but instead you say things that you know will cause a thread to turn out like this one did, and then you complain and whine about people mocking, defaming, and, at times, threatening you. makes no sense.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573669)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:58 AM
Author: Claret old irish cottage

Nothing wrong with anything I posted Don’t try to excuse your mental sex diseases and their consequences

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573688)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:59 AM
Author: Thriller milky public bath

cr, nearly everyone here has a "mental sex disease" and that's the reason for all the accusations, etc. and yet you still poast here.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573693)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:02 AM
Author: Claret old irish cottage

There are rules here? If those rules are kept

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573706)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: MAGA's Prolapsed Anus (No Future)

CR

For example the original Halford pedo threading started out as anti-Halford to a degree but he leaned into the joke and it became a fun bit of his character

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573988)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 3:20 PM
Author: Bisexual Cheese-eating Love Of Her Life

Right I just don’t understand why he encourages the discussion about his pedophilia but then will have a month long meltdown about it.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47574747)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 5:48 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring indian lodge

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573127)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:18 AM
Author: Claret old irish cottage

What’s up with the outting

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573522)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:40 AM
Author: High-end federal base sex offender

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573622)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:40 AM
Author: Claret old irish cottage

What’s with the outting

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573627)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:43 AM
Author: High-end federal base sex offender

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573636)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:44 AM
Author: Claret old irish cottage

Why are you outting. There is one rule. Kallmanelli just got suspended for this shit. Do you want to get suspended also? Stop outting, shithead.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573641)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:57 AM
Author: High-end federal base sex offender

??????? Non-responsive. Anybody could have any surname, so merely saying a word can't be outing otherwise we couldn't say anything. Unless somebody admits to having the surname in question, then it remains a valid thing to say. You're really not getting this. Like watch this: "Brown." Oh, wow, is that outing? Only if somebody admits to having the surname Brown.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573683)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring indian lodge

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573698)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:03 AM
Author: Claret old irish cottage

That’s twice now I’ve asked this moniker to stop outting.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573712)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: Thriller milky public bath

yes, it's been established that someone being outed doesn't mean that future outings are permissible.

this violates the ONE RULE.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573731)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:02 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring indian lodge

Focus on what's important: how many underwear trophies did you nab?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573705)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 6:40 AM
Author: MAGA's Prolapsed Anus (No Future)

Wow

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47573152)



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Date: April 12th, 2024 8:01 AM
Author: Thriller milky public bath

serious question did you give the kids "jesus juice"?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47576545)



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Date: August 30th, 2024 12:21 AM
Author: Thriller milky public bath



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#48026466)



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Date: April 12th, 2024 8:18 AM
Author: Accurate at predicting vs Measures of probability (🦆)

i'm getting great wolf lodge youtube ads now ffs

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47576573)



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Date: August 30th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: High-end federal base sex offender



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#48026450)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: Supple Church Useless Brakes



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#48228771)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: Thriller milky public bath

hey bros! here at great wolf lodge feeding my special little guy and his male friends some "jesus juice." they're getting sleepy!

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Date: February 11th, 2025 11:06 AM
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Date: February 11th, 2025 11:28 AM
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Date: February 19th, 2025 10:15 PM
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Date: February 19th, 2025 10:53 PM
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Took my kids there - thank god no clown haired squanchers cited

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