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58yo David Schwimmer Fucking 29yo Korean-Jew Hapa UCLA Med Student (PICS)

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  01/21/25
you are a mentally retarded jewish pedophile and are probabl...
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  02/06/25
She is interested in Mizrahi history, she attends Shabbat, d...
Territorial Toaster Telephone
  01/21/25
you'd think a rich famous Hollywood star in decent shape cou...
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  01/21/25
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He was a Hollywood star 30 years ago. People her age have n...
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  01/21/25
Friends is still popular with zoomers, and actually saw a re...
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  01/21/25
He's rich as fuck. He can pull pretty much whatever he wants...
obsidian parlor knife
  01/21/25
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Amber Offensive Church Building Sound Barrier
  01/21/25
I agree he's rich as fuck. But from a fame/relevance standp...
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  01/21/25
you have no idea what is relevant to 20 and 30 somethings. ...
obsidian parlor knife
  01/21/25
not flame. can confirm. saw a video last night where a zoome...
hot gaped market
  01/21/25
Nah it’s still on tv 24/7. This is like when the Brady...
floppy center
  01/21/25
jews cant resist smart azngirls
Territorial Toaster Telephone
  01/21/25
is she even doing an MD/PhD at all?
rose very tactful gas station
  01/21/25
doesnt look so. she majored in chem at UCSB, where she was a...
Territorial Toaster Telephone
  01/21/25
https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2025/01/21/18/94359731-14309945...
nyuug
  01/21/25
To be fair, Yeah she looks like a bugwoman, sorry gookbot...
Citrine skinny woman yarmulke
  01/21/25
kamala aint nigger obama is white jd vances kids are white...
nyuug
  01/21/25
tbf also claimed Elon's three half-Punjabi kids were white
spectacular nibblets step-uncle's house
  01/21/25
lol@ cumskins blown the fuck out every time i point out thei...
nyuug
  01/21/25
To be fair, CR! Link btw?
Citrine skinny woman yarmulke
  01/21/25
here you go: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_i...
rose very tactful gas station
  01/21/25
To be fair, Oh wow, you got me good here! Lol Ari do y...
Citrine skinny woman yarmulke
  01/21/25
so you are claiming your post there wasn't literally boastin...
rose very tactful gas station
  01/21/25
To be fair, Can you link me to a poast where I claimed th...
Citrine skinny woman yarmulke
  01/21/25
I did link to it, and you edited it. Gee, I wonder why you ...
rose very tactful gas station
  01/21/25
To be fair, You mean why I "felt the need to blank o...
Citrine skinny woman yarmulke
  01/22/25
LOL man, you're feisty as ever.
odious university blood rage
  01/22/25
To be fair, Link to me ever saying a single one of those ...
Citrine skinny woman yarmulke
  01/21/25
lol@ inconsistent fucktarded cumskins BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
nyuug
  01/21/25
To be fair, So... no link? Make sure you bookmark this...
Citrine skinny woman yarmulke
  01/21/25
she's way out of your league
razzmatazz pit gay wizard
  01/21/25
old white dorks find that shit attractive, she would be rele...
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  01/21/25
UCLA Medical Student | Jewish Activist 🇮🇱🇰🇷 Pro...
twinkling locus
  01/21/25
Imagine the level of mental illness.
topaz piazza useless brakes
  01/21/25
The modern world is truly bizarre beyond words
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  01/21/25
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Lemon underhanded fat ankles
  01/21/25
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Territorial Toaster Telephone
  01/21/25
ljl @ aznamerikkkan bitches but she's rapable for US women b...
twinkling locus
  01/21/25
So no one told you life was gonna be this pissed *clap clap...
floppy center
  01/21/25
? i'm a jewish activist myself
Territorial Toaster Telephone
  01/21/25
I think it's possible that Schwimmer might be Jewish.
Bearded alpha
  01/21/25
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  01/21/25
Seems about right for a C-lister
Fucking Fuckface
  01/21/25
Is there anything they won't fuck?
stirring station
  01/21/25
When you’re Jewish, they let you do it
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CR. anything above 25 is expired milk territory
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  01/21/25
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expired mirk too spicy
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  01/21/25
...
Lemon underhanded fat ankles
  01/21/25
Joey won
Bright Heady Dilemma
  01/21/25
first prize: single second prize: korean jew gf
filthy fragrant lay main people
  01/21/25
* Chandler
greedy cruise ship
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180 *thooo dark
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180 thread 180 consuela
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The comely lady
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Date: January 21st, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: Territorial Toaster Telephone

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14309945/Friends-vet-David-Schwimmer-58-date-student-29.html

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48574553)



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Date: February 6th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Pale trust fund base

you are a mentally retarded jewish pedophile and are probably stroking your 2 inch clitdick rn



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48628804)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: Territorial Toaster Telephone

She is interested in Mizrahi history, she attends Shabbat, donates to help Holocaust survivors who live in poverty. And the lady is into baking frosted cookies, and has two cats named Ken and Yonce (she often shares photos of the felines at her Los Angeles home)



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48574560)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 3:59 PM
Author: rose very tactful gas station

you'd think a rich famous Hollywood star in decent shape could do better than that

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48574572)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: Amber Offensive Church Building Sound Barrier

yeah. going asian is basically giving up, a consolation prize for right-wing neckbeards

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48574578)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 4:01 PM
Author: rose very tactful gas station



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48574583)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Walnut den



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48575027)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Medicated out-of-control prole casino



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48575037)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: topaz piazza useless brakes

He was a Hollywood star 30 years ago. People her age have no idea who he is.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48574598)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: rose very tactful gas station

Friends is still popular with zoomers, and actually saw a resurgence in recent years. He's instantly recognizable to a huge portion of americans

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48574601)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: obsidian parlor knife

He's rich as fuck. He can pull pretty much whatever he wants



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48574614)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: Amber Offensive Church Building Sound Barrier



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48574619)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: topaz piazza useless brakes

I agree he's rich as fuck. But from a fame/relevance standpoint it's like someone our age dating the Professor from Gilligan's Island in the early 00s. Still, he is rich as fuck.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48574673)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: obsidian parlor knife

you have no idea what is relevant to 20 and 30 somethings. friends remains a huge draw wherever it streams. some people sign up for streaming services specifically to watch friends repeatedly

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48574710)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: hot gaped market

not flame. can confirm. saw a video last night where a zoomer celeb told the camera "I love Friends that's my show." It was a man.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48574809)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 4:09 PM
Author: floppy center

Nah it’s still on tv 24/7. This is like when the Brady Bunch kid fucked that reality chick half his age. Only she was hot

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48574629)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 4:08 PM
Author: Territorial Toaster Telephone

jews cant resist smart azngirls

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48574626)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: rose very tactful gas station

is she even doing an MD/PhD at all?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48574638)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Territorial Toaster Telephone

doesnt look so. she majored in chem at UCSB, where she was a DG

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48574663)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 4:08 PM
Author: nyuug (Gangnam WGWAG Playboy)

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2025/01/21/18/94359731-14309945-image-a-97_1737484260375.jpg

lmao@ xoxo yellow fever dorks calling this girl "korean"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48574623)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 4:11 PM
Author: Citrine skinny woman yarmulke

To be fair,

Yeah she looks like a bugwoman, sorry gookbot.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48574641)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 4:11 PM
Author: nyuug (Gangnam WGWAG Playboy)

kamala aint nigger

obama is white

jd vances kids are white

etc.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48574647)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 4:12 PM
Author: spectacular nibblets step-uncle's house

tbf also claimed Elon's three half-Punjabi kids were white

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48574652)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 4:14 PM
Author: nyuug (Gangnam WGWAG Playboy)

lol@ cumskins blown the fuck out every time i point out their fucktarded inconsistencies

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48574664)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: Citrine skinny woman yarmulke

To be fair,

CR!

Link btw?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48574681)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: rose very tactful gas station

here you go:

XO Jews: “Elon secretly hates all whites and loves all Indians!”

EDIT: you literally blanked it out, nice job kike

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48574693)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: Citrine skinny woman yarmulke

To be fair,

Oh wow, you got me good here!

Lol Ari do you people ever not lie about anything?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48574697)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 4:33 PM
Author: rose very tactful gas station

so you are claiming your post there wasn't literally boasting how Elon is secretly a white supremacist because all of his kids are 100% white?

let's get your dishonest kikery on the record!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48574793)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: Citrine skinny woman yarmulke

To be fair,

Can you link me to a poast where I claimed that "all" of Elon's kids are "100% white"?

Because I'm pretty sure I never said that, and that wasn't the point I was making. (My point was actually that the retarded faggotry you midwit kikes were trying to push about how "Elon hates white people!!!" is provably retarded, considering that he has a bunch of different kids by a bunch of different women and THE VAST MAJORITY OF THEM are 100% white by his choice. Admittedly, this was all before he literally threw a roman during Trump's inauguration... you know, typical "I hate white people" shit.)

"B-b-but you totally edited!" Lol oh wow damning stuff here Ari, I mean, if an angry Jewish Pumo on the internet says so... lmao

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48574806)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: rose very tactful gas station

I did link to it, and you edited it. Gee, I wonder why you felt the need to blank out that post, Avi?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48574839)



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Date: January 22nd, 2025 12:18 AM
Author: Citrine skinny woman yarmulke

To be fair,

You mean why I "felt the need to blank out" my own bump of the thread that I literally OP'd? Wow, what a fucking mystery, Ari... you got me dead to rights here! Who's ever heard of someone "blank bumping" their own thread on XO!

Lmao you people are so fucking stupid even though you think you're so goddamn smart. It's pretty amazing.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48576749)



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Date: January 22nd, 2025 2:31 AM
Author: odious university blood rage

LOL man, you're feisty as ever.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48576969)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Citrine skinny woman yarmulke

To be fair,

Link to me ever saying a single one of those things?

Just one link is fine, poast one and I'll retire forever.

TYIA!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48574671)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: nyuug (Gangnam WGWAG Playboy)

lol@ inconsistent fucktarded cumskins BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48574686)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: Citrine skinny woman yarmulke

To be fair,

So... no link?

Make sure you bookmark this thread and remember to obsessively bump it dozens of times over the next decade to REALLY blow me out! ;)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48574700)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 4:56 PM
Author: razzmatazz pit gay wizard

she's way out of your league

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48574898)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: Medicated out-of-control prole casino

old white dorks find that shit attractive, she would be relentlessly mocked by Asian standards

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48575080)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 4:11 PM
Author: twinkling locus

UCLA Medical Student | Jewish Activist

🇮🇱🇰🇷 Proud Judean/Korean

⬇️ Donate to help Holocaust survivors in

https://www.instagram.com/elianajolkovsky/?hl=en

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48574643)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: topaz piazza useless brakes

Imagine the level of mental illness.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48574694)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 9:12 PM
Author: fantasy-prone brindle public bath

The modern world is truly bizarre beyond words

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48576211)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 4:11 PM
Author: Lemon underhanded fat ankles



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48574645)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: twinkling locus

My heart is in Jerusalem 🤍 My womb is with a Handsome Judaic Man

https://www.instagram.com/p/C4_XD6Gy-HS/?hl=en&img_index=1

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48574656)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 4:14 PM
Author: Territorial Toaster Telephone



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48574668)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 4:14 PM
Author: twinkling locus

ljl @ aznamerikkkan bitches but she's rapable for US women but lol at a legit celeb even at his advanced age having to settle for this

https://www.instagram.com/p/CYVdNxAr_RQ/?hl=en

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48574667)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: floppy center

So no one told you life was gonna be this pissed

*clap clap clap clap clap*

You’re 58, and date

A “Jewish Activist”

It’s like you’re always stuck in second place

When the pussy’s tight, but the girl’s is just alright

And not even your race

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48574678)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: Territorial Toaster Telephone

?

i'm a jewish activist myself

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48574696)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 6:11 PM
Author: Bearded alpha

I think it's possible that Schwimmer might be Jewish.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48575390)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: Lascivious mediation bawdyhouse

spy

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48574685)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 4:33 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

Seems about right for a C-lister

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48574792)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: stirring station

Is there anything they won't fuck?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48574799)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: mewling thirsty meetinghouse becky

When you’re Jewish, they let you do it

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48574807)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: orchid pozpig fanboi

really pisses me off when people pretend 29yo women are young

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48574864)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Bright Heady Dilemma



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48574875)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 9:11 PM
Author: fantasy-prone brindle public bath



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48576210)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: razzmatazz pit gay wizard

CR. anything above 25 is expired milk territory

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48574907)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: orchid pozpig fanboi

it can be a "young" mother of three but its ludicrous for these people to still be "dating"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48574991)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 5:58 PM
Author: Territorial Toaster Telephone

expired mirk too spicy

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48575331)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Lemon underhanded fat ankles



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48574953)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Bright Heady Dilemma

Joey won

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48574870)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: filthy fragrant lay main people

first prize: single

second prize: korean jew gf

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48574926)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: greedy cruise ship

* Chandler

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48574965)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: stirring station

180

*thooo dark

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48575325)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: brass mood field

Gorgeous girl

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48575019)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Walnut den

180 thread 180 consuela

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48575107)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 5:36 PM
Author: elite nursing home

The comely lady

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48575176)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 9:23 PM
Author: fantasy-prone brindle public bath

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2025/01/21/19/94359857-14309945-She_is_seen_here_in_a_swimsuit_in_Hawaii_in_a_pinup_post_on_her_-a-117_1737486096563.jpg

Unironically pretty, and probably her being 7-8/10 instead of 9-10/10 adds to the fantasy that she’s organically attracted to him independent of fame and/or money or connections etc., but from certain pictures you can tell there’s an Amber Heard scenario waiting to happen if he’s not careful… what I’m trying to say here is that persons of Talmudic descent are 180, and I just really like it here (this peculiar Web 1.0 chatblog and “Planet Earth” circa AD 2025, to be clear)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48576231)