180, dood.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7457168)

SWeet.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7457178)

Barack Obama

Hillary Clinton

Rudy Giuliani

John McCain

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7457190)

WORTH WAITING FOR.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7458509)

/notworthy

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7460665)

"He illegally increased his stats by using bootleg potions while he was still level 11."

Talk about an obscure in-joke.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7457376)

amazing.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7457366)

180 for this line alone.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7457389)

LOL.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7457661)

"Critical Hit" since he wasn't wearing a helm.

179.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7457198)

LOL at the problems of getting out the youth vote.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7458575)

I'M DYING. I'M FUCKING DYING HERE.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7458609)

I humbly request to join your party in a social capacity. A proper First Lady can be essential to a candidate. Just look at Kennedy or Madison. Plus someone has to pick out the White House china pattern.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7458720)

I will display this banner proudly, and encourage others to swear their allegiance as well.

http://www.truckersmall.net/school.jpg

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7458815)

can i be your Jack Bauer?

my resume includes owning all 5 seasons of 24

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7458563)

ty

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7458625)

OUTDATED2.0RULEBOOKPWN3D!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7460703)

hth

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7467247)

I guess I can give it a 180 based on creativity. But it isn't funny.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7467245)

not that surprised that most on this board know enough to be laughing hysterically at this.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7467258)

You don't have to really have played D&D to get these references. Cultural osmosis will do the job for most people.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7467560)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7468130)

i actually havent signed on for like a month. the delerium tremens have almost subsided.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7468170)

To all those who claim XOXO sucks nowadays, I cite this thread & schtick as counterevidence.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7467538)

Therefore, plz discuss Al Gore's skill at wielding both the elements (e.g. gradually raising the temperature to sometimes discomfit but more often please his opponents) as well as his deadly dull monotone voice.

I think perhaps you misunderestimate this plodding but sincere and dogged druid.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7469651)

Every time I expect you stumble, you pull it out.

Perhaps that is why you are the dungeonmasTTTer, and I am but a lowly Level 4 adventurer.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7503892)

Also, are you worried about John Edwards at all?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7567542)

This sounds like a wise plan. Just make sure that you target him somewhere other than his fortress. I hear he has a lot of high-level items hidden there.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7567616)

I have the herbs here, seedless and red tips as requested.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7567828)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7878297)

RE Joe Biden - "His Charisma is fairly high, but a cursed item that he has been wielding since the start of his campaign causes him to critically miss 20% of his Persuade rolls and provoke Hostile reactions from NPCs instead."

Pure Rumplestiltskin-spun gold.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7880912)

Author: xoxo dungeonmasTTTer (...And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dice)

Subject: Campaign to be a "Critical Hit"

xoxo dungeonmasTTTer announced today that he rolled a natural 20 on his attempt to join the White House race, www.dndadventure.com understands. His official website was updated with the words "55 damage" earlier today, and the dungeonmasTTTer further added: "and the opponent was not wearing a helmet."

The dungeonmasTTTer also noted that his campaign would be financed entirely by the millions upon millions of GP that he collected during his thousands of turns of adventuring. It is understood that Lolth has emerged as a shock candidate for the dungeonmasTTTer's running mate, but sources in Underdark have thus far refused to confirm or deny this information. It is expected that the capture of Lolth would almost certainly provide the dungeonmasTTTer with the swing drow vote.

The dungeonmasTTTer's campaign has thus far promised to:

- build an entry-level dungeon complete with external NPC quests in every town,

- send a high-level raiding party to pwn the noobs in Iraq,

- provide every character of level 7 or higher with a female White paladin companion free of charge,

- finance a new innovative D&D-based MMORPG,

- amend the Constitution to give drow and trolls equal rights,

- lower the boat tax.

It has also been announced that every character who votes for the dungeonmasTTTer will receive an Alpha booster free of charge.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#8720255)

Author: chancemeeting (ret. - except for pavement threads) (slow it down; song is sacred)

Plz rate the following opponents. Specify battle strategies that the xoxo dungeonmasTTTer would employ against them, both in a melee primary and in a one-on-one general election battle:

Barack Obama

Hillary Clinton

Rudy Giuliani

John McCain

Date: January 20th, 2007 7:30 PM

Author: xoxo dungeonmasTTTer (xoxo dungeonmasTTTer and Lolth '08)

Obama is a cunning sorcerer with a high amount of Charisma. He illegally increased his stats by using bootleg potions while he was still level 11. He claims to get along with members of all races and classes and is specialized in Constitutional Law Magic. His big weakness, as far as I can tell, is his poison resistance. I am planning to have Lolth use her Rogue abilities to backstab him while I lower his resistances and cast Forgetfulness on him. I will then take his drow vote and drink wine from his skull.

Clinton may pretend to be human, but really is a Permanent Image of another member of her party. I plan on dispelling her as soon as I get within visible range.

Giuliani is a cunning Rogue who has fantastic connections within the Brotherhood of Thieves. His natural backstab multiplier is at least x10, and it is believed that he wields a poisoned dagger that increases it even further. He is a dangerous opponent to be sure, which is why I have bought Astral Deva Essence from a merchant in Athkatla. When I ingest this essence, I gain the ability to never be surprised, which makes me immune to backstab (I also gain resistances to Cold and Fire). After the Giuliani character fails in his attempt to backstab me, I will drain his levels, break his armor, and take him out with repeated castings of Horrid Writing. He stands no chance.

McCain is a Barbarian/Warrior hybrid, which technically is not even allowed by the d20 rules. I intend to post scrolls to all major newspapers pointing out that he is a cheater. Wizards of the Coast have already agreed to let me rip up his character sheet if he decides to fight me.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#8720262)

Author: chancemeeting (ret. - except for pavement threads) (slow it down; song is sacred)

Discuss strategies against Mitt Romney, with special reference to character class, alignment, and any magical Mormon relics he may or may not wield.

Date: January 20th, 2007 11:21 PM

Author: xoxo dungeonmasTTTer (xoxo dungeonmasTTTer and Lolth '08)

Romney is a powerful Cleric of Mormon. Like all Clerics of Mormon he is Lawful (see Article of Faith 12: "We believe in being subject to kings, presidents, rulers, and magistrates, in obeying, honoring, and sustaining the law") Evil (obviously), but has Chaotic tendencies (see Article of Faith 7: "We believe in the gift of tongues, prophecy, revelation, visions, healing, interpretation of tongues, and so forth"), which will ultimately cost him the election. I plan on debating him for dozens of turns, forcing him to eventually make a Chaotic roll during which his tendencies will be exposed to the public, who will then have to save vs. spells at -13 or be Charmed by me.

The items that Romney wields appear in the Monster Manual, Mormon Edition 3.7. Specifically, he is described as the wearer of the Crown of Joseph Smith, which adds 5 to both his Intelligence and Wisdom. His Suit of Business + 5 protects him from acid and gives him a 30% bonus to all gold obtained. He dual wields the Mormon Punisher +4 and the Latter-Day Saint +6, two swords that have special bonuses against clerics of other religions. He also has an unending Scroll of Harvard Finishing, which allows him to cast Friends on halflings and Evil characters twice per day.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#8720273)

Author: DumBlonde

What is your campaign slogan? also how will you tackle the under 35 problem? Is there a rapid aging spell?

Date: January 20th, 2007 11:32 PM

Author: xoxo dungeonmasTTTer (xoxo dungeonmasTTTer and Lolth '08)

My campaign slogan will be "Let's Roll, America!"

You must have an old version of the Constitution Manual. Version 3.0 changed the minimum age requirement to a minimum level of 35 requirement based on the fact that any character may roll any age that he or she wishes when creating his or her character, but attaining level 35 actually requires work. I assure you that I passed level 35 eons ago.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#8720285)

Author: franklyn

Al Gore is a druid, right?

Date: January 22nd, 2007 8:57 PM

Author: xoxo dungeonmasTTTer (xoxo dungeonmasTTTer and Lolth '08)

Al Gore is indeed a True Neutral druid who sometimes roleplays Lawful Good tendencies, adventurer. He is still merely level 11, since he has (in several attempts) failed to defeat an archdruid to take his place in the Circle of Nine. He did serve as a vice-druid for a large number of turns, but lost his place to a new challenger. As a mere level 11 character, he will be very easy to dispatch with, so easy, in fact, that I intend on giving him a large head start so that I can watch in amusement as he casts low-level protective spells and launches at me with his cheap Staff+2. I will most likely cast Protection from Primitive Magical weapons on myself and take him out with simple Magic Missiles in order to highlight his low level and general lack of character specialization.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#8720296)

Author: chancemeeting (ret. - except for pavement threads) (slow it down; song is sacred)

xoxo dungeonmasTTTer, I think I love you. But I wanna know for sure.

Therefore, plz discuss Al Gore's skill at wielding both the elements (e.g. gradually raising the temperature to sometimes discomfit but more often please his opponents) as well as his deadly dull monotone voice.

I think perhaps you misunderestimate this plodding but sincere and dogged druid.

Date: January 28th, 2007 10:09 PM

Author: xoxo dungeonmasTTTer (xoxo dungeonmasTTTer and Lolth '08)

Al Gore's favored tactic is to cast a simple Endure Elements upon himself followed by mass-cast Faerie Fire. He wields a powerful Staff of Illusions that gives him +7 to Persuade Checks when using Illusion: Amplified Damage. This makes him appear a powerful character, but in reality he is only dangerous in his Shapeshifted form. As a Druid of the Prior Administration deity, Al Gore has access to the powerful Shapeshift: Oak Form spell, which makes him appear and sound as though he were made of wood. Al Gore's Dexterity, while in this form, is reduced by 12, but his Charisma is inexplicably increased by 2. He is also resistant to all elements save Fire, to which he actually gains a natural weakness. However, his Staff of Illusions enables him to project his weakness onto others, making them save at -5 against magical effects or flee in Fear for 26 turns.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#8720301)