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Date: January 22nd, 2007 9:44 PM Author: Adventurous Resort Since I can't obtain a girlfriend (alas...), this is what I do:
When my roommate is sleeping and snoring, I take my cock out of my pants and thrust my pelvis right out to the edge of the bed. (His bed is right across the room from my mine.) The vibrations of his snoring subtly touch the tip of my cock, and I can use these vibrations to approximate what a blowjob might feel like. Sometimes I can feel the hot air from his breath on my cock, so I just close my eyes and imagine a ***GIRL'S*** breath there.
You might be surprised at how well this technique works, since I have perfected this method of masturbation through listening to blowjob sounds on my mp3 player. |
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Date: January 22nd, 2007 9:47 PM Author: Sooty arousing school Does he wake up when you shoot your jizz on his face? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7469851) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2007 9:51 PM Author: Adventurous Resort I never go that far. I only orgasm through aural masturbation if I rub my nipples simultaneously, and I avoid rubbing my nipples while doing this with my roommate. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7469886) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2007 9:57 PM Author: Territorial bat-shit-crazy spot i thought only girls had feeling in their nipples? does it make you erect? how does it make you feel? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7469929) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2007 10:01 PM Author: Adventurous Resort I've explained this many times on this board before. I had to train my nipples to become this sensitive. At first, they were kindof dormant like most males. Now, there is a link between my nipples and my penis, so if I rub my nipples, I feel sensation in my penis. Rubbing my nipples is like touching a funny bone that sends a shock wave to my penis. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7469963) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2007 10:07 PM Author: Territorial bat-shit-crazy spot but why train your nipples like that? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7470009) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2007 10:09 PM Author: Adventurous Resort Subject: A quote from my original post "Since I can't obtain a girlfriend..." (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7470022) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2007 10:11 PM Author: Territorial bat-shit-crazy spot you're funny (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7470029) |
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Date: January 24th, 2007 4:00 PM Author: Adventurous Resort You say "funny" I say "pathetic" or perchance "unlucky" (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7479176) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2007 9:51 PM Author: Territorial bat-shit-crazy spot dude....amazing. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7469880) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2007 4:38 PM Author: Sticky hunting ground Subject: wtf? i thought this was going to be about pd giving bj's (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7474011) |
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Date: January 24th, 2007 9:01 PM Author: Abnormal Public Bath Fortuitous Meteor What happened with your school situation? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7480441) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:29 PM Author: Adventurous Resort It's good to see someone actually cares. It didn't turn out as bad as I thought it would. I didn't fail anything and got three B-, one C+. I still feel guilty though, since I definitely should have failed one of the classes in which I got a B-. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484842) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:50 PM Author: titillating church building Take easy classes by looking up the median grades (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484944) |
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Date: January 24th, 2007 9:09 PM Author: avocado flirting windowlicker Are you ever going to finish Sir Vixthror's? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7480472) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:31 PM Author: Adventurous Resort Most likely not. Do you guys really want me to finish it though? It's likely to turn out crappy since I was a different person then, than I am now. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484847) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:35 PM Author: nudist business firm Who were you then, and what are you now? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484872) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:38 PM Author: Adventurous Resort Then: I was softbatch, liberal, dreamy, and romantic (in the John Keats sense)
Now: I' m cold, conservative, rational, and pragmatic |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:40 PM Author: nudist business firm Maybe you should change your moniker to Rational Pragmatist. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484900) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2008 3:01 PM Author: floppy filthy corner voyeur Same here. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#10322583) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:49 PM Author: avocado flirting windowlicker Even if it's not the true realization, it will still be a masterpiece. The board clamors for it. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484939) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:54 PM Author: Adventurous Resort OK, I'll try. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484962) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:33 PM Author: Grizzly aromatic plaza please seek professional help. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484858) |
Date: January 24th, 2007 9:19 PM Author: carnelian racy faggotry affirmative action hahaha, i gotta show everyone this (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7480501) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:32 PM Author: titillating church building LOL, do you really go to cornell? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484853) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:33 PM Author: Adventurous Resort Yeah, why? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484859) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:34 PM Author: titillating church building you said something about it in another thread. I go there too
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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:38 PM Author: Adventurous Resort Are you a law student? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484892) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:40 PM Author: titillating church building no, i'm a UG. I don't like law students. They took over my study area in Duffield (as if having their own library isn't enough) (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484896) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:41 PM Author: Adventurous Resort cool. Are you on West or North? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484903) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:41 PM Author: titillating church building west (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484906) |
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Date: April 17th, 2007 1:40 AM Author: Bull Headed Library (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7946431) |
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Date: October 27th, 2007 3:05 AM Author: Citrine dingle berry (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#8818424) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2008 1:44 PM Author: spectacular blood rage (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#9415874) |
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