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Forgotten scum platformers from the 90s: Oddworld, Earthworm Jim, Toejam & Earl,

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poppy concupiscible sanctuary brethren
  05/20/25
We're doing rape tape right now.
Godawful insanely creepy theatre becky
  05/20/25
Never played it
poppy concupiscible sanctuary brethren
  05/20/25
Oddworld was 90's? I thought that was a 2000s PC game or som...
histrionic jewess heaven
  05/20/25
It came out in 1997
poppy concupiscible sanctuary brethren
  05/20/25
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Alcoholic Jew
  10/24/25
wario land
Honey-headed whorehouse
  05/20/25
Wario Land is a prestigious game
poppy concupiscible sanctuary brethren
  05/20/25
Toejam and Earl isn't a platformer
olive corn cake ratface
  05/20/25
Yeah that was engagement bait
poppy concupiscible sanctuary brethren
  05/20/25
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Alcoholic Jew
  10/23/25
Kirby on Gameboy always struck me as scumbag. Same with Game...
spectacular fiercely-loyal pervert business firm
  05/21/25
Kirby is actually a very deep game, on the surface its easy ...
poppy concupiscible sanctuary brethren
  10/23/25
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Alcoholic Jew
  10/23/25
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fragrant chapel faggot firefighter
  10/23/25
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Alcoholic Jew
  10/24/25
All those shitty PSX mascot platformers like Gex, Croc, and ...
Purple irradiated sex offender
  10/23/25
Jesus
Godawful insanely creepy theatre becky
  10/23/25
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Alcoholic Jew
  10/24/25
Vector man is incredibly Scummy
citrine station
  10/25/25
Adventure Island / Wonder Boy (NES / Master System, 1986&nda...
citrine station
  10/25/25
The Simpsons: Bart vs. the Space Mutants
Godawful insanely creepy theatre becky
  10/25/25
Good one. The early Simpson expanded universe was Scummy af
citrine station
  10/25/25
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Alcoholic Jew
  10/25/25
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citrine station
  10/25/25
180
Alcoholic Jew
  10/25/25
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poppy concupiscible sanctuary brethren
  10/25/25
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Alcoholic Jew
  10/25/25
Toe jam and earl was so good. So many hidden things and mech...
fragrant chapel faggot firefighter
  08/25/26
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Galvanic forum
  08/26/26
The Oddworld series was fucking great. Even the Xbox one (d...
Fucking Fuckface
  08/26/26


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Date: May 20th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: poppy concupiscible sanctuary brethren

What else

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Date: May 20th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: Godawful insanely creepy theatre becky

We're doing rape tape right now.

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: poppy concupiscible sanctuary brethren

Never played it

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: histrionic jewess heaven

Oddworld was 90's? I thought that was a 2000s PC game or something

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: poppy concupiscible sanctuary brethren

It came out in 1997

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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Alcoholic Jew



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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Honey-headed whorehouse

wario land

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: poppy concupiscible sanctuary brethren

Wario Land is a prestigious game

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:14 PM
Author: olive corn cake ratface

Toejam and Earl isn't a platformer

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:16 PM
Author: poppy concupiscible sanctuary brethren

Yeah that was engagement bait

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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:36 PM
Author: Alcoholic Jew



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Date: May 21st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: spectacular fiercely-loyal pervert business firm

Kirby on Gameboy always struck me as scumbag. Same with Game Gear’s Shinobi. The later is probably more “forgotten” though.



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: poppy concupiscible sanctuary brethren

Kirby is actually a very deep game, on the surface its easy af and you can fly though every level but if you want to 100% it, it gets hard and obscure. Like you gotta look up what to do. Its an auteur driven game

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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Alcoholic Jew



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: fragrant chapel faggot firefighter



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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Alcoholic Jew



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Purple irradiated sex offender

All those shitty PSX mascot platformers like Gex, Croc, and the one with the Tasmanian tiger.

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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:54 PM
Author: Godawful insanely creepy theatre becky

Jesus

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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Alcoholic Jew



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:31 PM
Author: citrine station

Vector man is incredibly Scummy

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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: citrine station

Adventure Island / Wonder Boy (NES / Master System, 1986–1992)

Chuck Rock (Amiga / Genesis / SNES, 1991)

Joe & Mac (Caveman Ninja) (Arcade / SNES / Genesis, 1991)

Bonk’s Adventure / BC Kid / PC Genjin (TurboGrafx-16, 1989–1993)

The Flintstones series (NES / SNES, 1991–1994)

Prehistorik / Prehistorik 2 (PC / Amiga, 1991–1993)

Big Nose the Caveman (NES, 1991)

Caveman Ugh-Lympics (PC / NES, 1988)

Trog! (Arcade / NES, 1990)

B.C.’s Quest for Tires (ColecoVision / C64, 1983)

🪓 How Caveman Platformers Are Inexorably Tied to the Scumbag Clique

Caveman platformers are the Scumbag psyche digitized—primitive, appetitive, circular.

They center on consumption and impulse, not achievement: eat, hit, fuck, repeat.

The player enacts the Scumbag loop; momentary satisfaction with no accumulation or learning.

Each game celebrates bodily immediacy: hunger, muscle, libido, idiocy.

Progress is an illusion; the Stone Age persists, just as the Scumbag never ascends class or spirit.

Their humor lies in degradation, their color in futility—a world of meat and noise where thought is extinction.

These games embody the eternal present, a world without language, memory, or transcendence. the Scumbag’s digital cave, flickering with the same stone-age glow of beer signs and CRTs.

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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Godawful insanely creepy theatre becky

The Simpsons: Bart vs. the Space Mutants

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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: citrine station

Good one. The early Simpson expanded universe was Scummy af

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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Alcoholic Jew



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: citrine station

https://cdn.printblur.com/unsafe/960x960/assets.printblur.com/2025/08/29/68b1148a9e9b08.97836919.webp

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Date: October 25th, 2025 9:19 PM
Author: Alcoholic Jew

180

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Date: October 25th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: poppy concupiscible sanctuary brethren



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Date: October 25th, 2025 9:19 PM
Author: Alcoholic Jew



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Date: August 25th, 2026 11:17 PM
Author: fragrant chapel faggot firefighter

Toe jam and earl was so good. So many hidden things and mechanics

Loved when games did this. Rarely see it now.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2#50093422)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 3:07 PM
Author: Galvanic forum



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Date: August 26th, 2026 3:20 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

The Oddworld series was fucking great. Even the Xbox one (didn't play the last one that was a shooter or some shit...only the ones where you controlled motherfuckers like Abe)

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