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I listen to 'i am beautiful' when i masturbate

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disrespectful goyim
  02/01/07
A+
maroon apoplectic jap weed whacker
  02/01/07
fucking hilarious. nice job.
appetizing house quadroon
  02/01/07
I would love a peek behind the curtain to see the creative p...
razzle free-loading alpha bbw
  02/01/07
Mostly a room full of semen and tears.
aromatic insane halford business firm
  02/13/07
well done
Cerebral indian lodge
  05/17/07
I laffed.
well-lubricated burgundy parlour
  02/01/07
lol
supple fat ankles
  02/01/07
lol
stubborn lascivious tattoo library
  02/01/07
superb
Lavender Tripping Love Of Her Life Messiness
  02/01/07
177
bonkers travel guidebook
  02/01/07
Instant classic.
talented theatre
  02/01/07
lol @ semen and tears
Jet-lagged Genital Piercing Wagecucks
  02/01/07
would read again.
laughsome territorial address queen of the night
  02/01/07
lol
Misanthropic Office
  02/02/07
a not so noble lie, but whatever works.
Aphrodisiac crimson orchestra pit
  02/02/07
an inspired post that captures the sense of ignominy and sha...
brindle crotch parlor
  02/02/07
I did not laugh. I don't get why people are fussing over th...
Hairraiser magenta sanctuary
  02/02/07
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&for...
brindle crotch parlor
  02/02/07
Still funny.
dun wrinkle
  02/13/07
deserves a bump
Hideous Cracking Ticket Booth Yarmulke
  02/19/07
so funny
Cowardly Spruce Plaza Idea He Suggested
  02/25/07
I laffed, but I'm drunk.
stirring property
  02/27/07
Reminds of a lube recommendations thread where somebody said...
Charcoal fiercely-loyal feces point
  02/27/07
bump because this could be a big media day. this is us, wor...
Misanthropic Office
  03/07/07
I missed this, awesome
Slippery Ruby Philosopher-king Old Irish Cottage
  03/07/07
pure 180 bump.
appetizing house quadroon
  04/17/07
fair
tantric glittery rehab gaping
  04/17/07
wtf
Glassy vigorous gunner skinny woman
  04/17/07
Still a hizzla^hizzla.
Kink-friendly Bat-shit-crazy Mood
  04/27/07
...
white psychic
  05/03/07
...
arousing gas station
  05/17/07
How in the world does this only have 32 responses?
aromatic insane halford business firm
  05/17/07
any addition to this thread only taints the perfection of th...
Slippery Ruby Philosopher-king Old Irish Cottage
  05/17/07
titcr
Misanthropic Office
  06/18/07
I just don't see the appeal.
excitant underhanded menage
  06/18/07
try being a socially outcasted horny teenage boy for a few m...
Cowardly Spruce Plaza Idea He Suggested
  06/18/07
Me too!!!!!!!!
racy irate center
  06/18/07
...
bateful main people
  06/19/07
Further proof that it doesn't take much to make a bunch of g...
bossy theater sweet tailpipe
  06/19/07
TITCR
Cerise box office
  11/06/07
...
Low-t Brunch Newt
  08/23/07
...
Painfully Honest Brethren
  11/06/07
i'm assuming that originally the OP had a fantastic post in ...
Canary Boyish Knife
  11/06/07
yeah it was something like by the end of the song there wher...
Painfully Honest Brethren
  11/06/07
is this song by christina aguilera?
Canary Boyish Knife
  11/06/07
oh man... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVSpqWVpUXo it s...
Canary Boyish Knife
  11/06/07
bump for the dood that cries when he masturbates
Deep stimulating home striped hyena
  11/22/07
180
duck-like doctorate
  11/22/07
180
Insanely creepy stead people who are hurt
  11/22/07
wtf is the matter with you editing assholes? would da vinci...
Cowardly Spruce Plaza Idea He Suggested
  01/04/08
didn't he paint it over another painting? or did that just ...
Bistre Beta Trailer Park
  01/04/08
http://xoxoreader.blogspot.com/2007/02/i-listen-to-i-am-beau...
sienna adventurous church building
  01/04/08
WTF. OP edited. Good thing I remember the entire thing ver...
dun wrinkle
  05/02/08
ty
Beady-eyed sickened milk
  05/02/08
...
Motley range scourge upon the earth
  09/22/08


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Date: February 1st, 2007 5:18 PM
Author: disrespectful goyim



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525700)



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Date: February 1st, 2007 5:19 PM
Author: maroon apoplectic jap weed whacker

A+

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525707)



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Date: February 1st, 2007 5:20 PM
Author: appetizing house quadroon

fucking hilarious. nice job.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525719)



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Date: February 1st, 2007 5:22 PM
Author: razzle free-loading alpha bbw

I would love a peek behind the curtain to see the creative process that spawned this post.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525742)



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Date: February 13th, 2007 10:24 PM
Author: aromatic insane halford business firm

Mostly a room full of semen and tears.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7599348)



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Date: May 17th, 2007 9:46 PM
Author: Cerebral indian lodge

well done

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8133298)



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Date: February 1st, 2007 5:19 PM
Author: well-lubricated burgundy parlour

I laffed.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525706)



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Date: February 1st, 2007 5:21 PM
Author: supple fat ankles

lol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525724)



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Date: February 1st, 2007 5:21 PM
Author: stubborn lascivious tattoo library

lol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525729)



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Date: February 1st, 2007 5:25 PM
Author: Lavender Tripping Love Of Her Life Messiness

superb

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525767)



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Date: February 1st, 2007 5:26 PM
Author: bonkers travel guidebook

177

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525772)



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Date: February 1st, 2007 5:28 PM
Author: talented theatre

Instant classic.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525782)



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Date: February 1st, 2007 5:56 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Genital Piercing Wagecucks

lol @ semen and tears

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525944)



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Date: February 1st, 2007 6:07 PM
Author: laughsome territorial address queen of the night

would read again.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525988)



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Date: February 2nd, 2007 11:29 AM
Author: Misanthropic Office

lol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7530157)



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Date: February 2nd, 2007 11:36 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac crimson orchestra pit

a not so noble lie, but whatever works.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7530223)



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Date: February 2nd, 2007 11:37 AM
Author: brindle crotch parlor

an inspired post that captures the sense of ignominy and shame that fills every male immediately after those few briefs moments of self-pleasure. kudos.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7530233)



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Date: February 2nd, 2007 11:38 AM
Author: Hairraiser magenta sanctuary

I did not laugh. I don't get why people are fussing over this. That is all.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7530244)



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Date: February 2nd, 2007 11:39 AM
Author: brindle crotch parlor

I listen to 'i am beautiful' when i masturbate

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7530248)



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Date: February 13th, 2007 9:52 PM
Author: dun wrinkle

Still funny.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7599159)



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Date: February 19th, 2007 12:17 PM
Author: Hideous Cracking Ticket Booth Yarmulke

deserves a bump

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7629785)



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Date: February 25th, 2007 1:16 PM
Author: Cowardly Spruce Plaza Idea He Suggested

so funny

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7665813)



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Date: February 27th, 2007 1:02 AM
Author: stirring property

I laffed, but I'm drunk.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7676234)



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Date: February 27th, 2007 10:49 AM
Author: Charcoal fiercely-loyal feces point

Reminds of a lube recommendations thread where somebody said the best lube was tears.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7677290)



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Date: March 7th, 2007 12:41 AM
Author: Misanthropic Office

bump because this could be a big media day. this is us, world.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7720535)



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Date: March 7th, 2007 12:43 AM
Author: Slippery Ruby Philosopher-king Old Irish Cottage

I missed this, awesome

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7720543)



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Date: April 17th, 2007 1:25 AM
Author: appetizing house quadroon

pure 180 bump.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7946322)



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Date: April 17th, 2007 1:25 AM
Author: tantric glittery rehab gaping

fair

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7946332)



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Date: April 17th, 2007 1:27 AM
Author: Glassy vigorous gunner skinny woman

wtf

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7946339)



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Date: April 27th, 2007 12:13 AM
Author: Kink-friendly Bat-shit-crazy Mood

Still a hizzla^hizzla.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8014332)



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Date: May 3rd, 2007 2:58 PM
Author: white psychic



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8054989)



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Date: May 17th, 2007 9:41 PM
Author: arousing gas station



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8133275)



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Date: May 17th, 2007 10:15 PM
Author: aromatic insane halford business firm

How in the world does this only have 32 responses?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8133433)



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Date: May 17th, 2007 10:17 PM
Author: Slippery Ruby Philosopher-king Old Irish Cottage

any addition to this thread only taints the perfection of the OP

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8133438)



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Date: June 18th, 2007 8:16 PM
Author: Misanthropic Office

titcr

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8271514)



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Date: June 18th, 2007 8:19 PM
Author: excitant underhanded menage

I just don't see the appeal.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8271522)



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Date: June 18th, 2007 8:25 PM
Author: Cowardly Spruce Plaza Idea He Suggested

try being a socially outcasted horny teenage boy for a few months. you should figure it out

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8271542)



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Date: June 18th, 2007 8:24 PM
Author: racy irate center

Me too!!!!!!!!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8271538)



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Date: June 19th, 2007 5:43 AM
Author: bateful main people



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8273241)



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Date: June 19th, 2007 8:25 AM
Author: bossy theater sweet tailpipe

Further proof that it doesn't take much to make a bunch of geeks laugh.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8273281)



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Date: November 6th, 2007 9:46 AM
Author: Cerise box office

TITCR

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8859640)



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Date: August 23rd, 2007 1:49 PM
Author: Low-t Brunch Newt



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8550629)



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Date: November 6th, 2007 9:42 AM
Author: Painfully Honest Brethren



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8859627)



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Date: November 6th, 2007 10:09 AM
Author: Canary Boyish Knife

i'm assuming that originally the OP had a fantastic post in addition to the thread title?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8859710)



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Date: November 6th, 2007 10:11 AM
Author: Painfully Honest Brethren

yeah it was something like by the end of the song there where semen & tears on his chest. awesome stuff.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8859714)



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Date: November 6th, 2007 10:11 AM
Author: Canary Boyish Knife

is this song by christina aguilera?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8859717)



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Date: November 6th, 2007 10:13 AM
Author: Canary Boyish Knife

oh man... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVSpqWVpUXo

it starts out directly on point with the quickly whispered "don't look at me"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8859723)



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Date: November 22nd, 2007 10:43 PM
Author: Deep stimulating home striped hyena

bump for the dood that cries when he masturbates

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8926712)



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Date: November 22nd, 2007 10:47 PM
Author: duck-like doctorate

180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8926719)



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Date: November 22nd, 2007 10:48 PM
Author: Insanely creepy stead people who are hurt

180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8926721)



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Date: January 4th, 2008 5:36 PM
Author: Cowardly Spruce Plaza Idea He Suggested

wtf is the matter with you editing assholes?

would da vinci edit the mona lisa?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#9112927)



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Date: January 4th, 2008 5:37 PM
Author: Bistre Beta Trailer Park

didn't he paint it over another painting? or did that just happen in some stupid movie

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#9112932)



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Date: January 4th, 2008 5:42 PM
Author: sienna adventurous church building

http://xoxoreader.blogspot.com/2007/02/i-listen-to-i-am-beautiful-when-i.html

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#9112951)



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Date: May 2nd, 2008 5:28 AM
Author: dun wrinkle

WTF. OP edited. Good thing I remember the entire thing verbatim:

"i listen to 'i am beautiful' when i masturbate...

by christina aguilara. By the end of the song my chest is just a pool of semen and tears."

ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLL @ OP!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#9721307)



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Date: May 2nd, 2008 5:49 AM
Author: Beady-eyed sickened milk

ty

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#9721328)



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Date: September 22nd, 2008 12:11 AM
Author: Motley range scourge upon the earth



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#10185080)