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Why are no US sports teams named after the Romans?

There are many named after the Greeks (Trojans, Spartans, Ti...
Rebellious Obsidian Pocket Flask
  08/28/25
I was sure this is wrong but after thinking and googling the...
Passionate stead friendly grandma
  08/28/25
Visigoths iirc but probably vandals too at some point
Canary Irradiated Space
  08/28/25
because the romans werent birdshit, any US teams named after...
Grizzly French Chef Jew
  08/28/25
how are the greeks less birdshit than romans? and what about...
Accurate at predicting vs Measures of probability
  08/28/25
immigration from North Africa is how
Cyan impressive pozpig potus
  08/29/25
If you want to be pedantic the Aeneid makes the Trojans the ...
marvelous bawdyhouse patrolman
  08/28/25
Romulus and Remus would like a word
Passionate stead friendly grandma
  08/28/25
That’s what he’s referring to dipshit
Rebellious Obsidian Pocket Flask
  08/28/25
How about I Trojan your ass
swollen magical step-uncle's house cuckold
  08/28/25
Not really. Romulus and Remus were not even born in Troy and...
Chocolate bearded lettuce ape
  08/28/25
Read up on the legend a bit more
Rebellious Obsidian Pocket Flask
  08/28/25
NHL does in Canada https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otta...
Dashing Skinny Woman Gas Station
  08/28/25
cr. forgot about them
Rebellious Obsidian Pocket Flask
  08/28/25
OP said US sports teams
self-centered locus personal credit line
  08/28/25
by the powers vested in me as the OP I hereby declare the Ot...
Rebellious Obsidian Pocket Flask
  08/29/25
no
self-centered locus personal credit line
  08/29/25
Eat shit
Pumonymous
  08/29/25
...
self-centered locus personal credit line
  08/28/25
...
Pumonymous
  08/28/25
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlanta_Gladiators
ruddy reading party heaven
  08/28/25
nothing roman really has a good ring to it for a team name. ...
Arousing hominid
  08/28/25
Centurions and Legion would be good names
Racy judgmental corn cake nibblets
  08/28/25
any given sunday had the NY Emperors and it sounded gay. so ...
Arousing hominid
  08/29/25
How could you forget about the Rome Emperors? https://en....
Soul-stirring People Who Are Hurt
  08/28/25
Op pwned. Growing a beard. https://www.centurapride.com/
poppy point
  08/28/25
Greeks and Norse = mythic warriors, Romans = empire-builders...
Canary Irradiated Space
  08/28/25
you can’t build an empire through conquest without bei...
Rebellious Obsidian Pocket Flask
  08/28/25
Which is why we have the Dallas Cowboys and not the Republic...
Canary Irradiated Space
  08/28/25
wow
Cyan impressive pozpig potus
  08/29/25
The California Gays are a major team iirc
sepia party of the first part milk
  08/29/25
180 thread. You get lots of Trojans, Spartans, some Argonaut...
Hairraiser amber theater stage background story
  08/29/25
...
Rebellious Obsidian Pocket Flask
  08/29/25
I guess maybe because they killed Christ and were therefore ...
Rebellious Obsidian Pocket Flask
  08/29/25
The Cleveland Commoduses
glassy useless bbw
  08/29/25
The same reason you don't have the Atlanta Jews or the Balti...
violent tanning salon
  08/29/25
But see, In re Friars, Padres, Deacons, Crusaders, Angels, a...
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  08/29/26
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  08/29/26


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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:41 AM
Author: Rebellious Obsidian Pocket Flask

There are many named after the Greeks (Trojans, Spartans, Titans), the Norse (Vikings), even the Irish (Celtics and Fighting Irish), but none are named after the Romans. Why?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218557)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:56 AM
Author: Passionate stead friendly grandma

I was sure this is wrong but after thinking and googling the closest I could get was the Idaho Vandals, the Vandals having sacked Rome

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218558)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Canary Irradiated Space

Visigoths iirc but probably vandals too at some point

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49219392)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:59 AM
Author: Grizzly French Chef Jew

because the romans werent birdshit, any US teams named after niggistan?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218559)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Accurate at predicting vs Measures of probability (gunneratttt)

how are the greeks less birdshit than romans? and what about all the teams named after injuns?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218604)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Cyan impressive pozpig potus

immigration from North Africa is how

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49222270)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:59 AM
Author: marvelous bawdyhouse patrolman

If you want to be pedantic the Aeneid makes the Trojans the founders of Rome.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218560)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 4:02 AM
Author: Passionate stead friendly grandma

Romulus and Remus would like a word

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218562)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 4:47 AM
Author: Rebellious Obsidian Pocket Flask

That’s what he’s referring to dipshit

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218575)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:49 AM
Author: swollen magical step-uncle's house cuckold

How about I Trojan your ass

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218581)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:16 AM
Author: Chocolate bearded lettuce ape

Not really. Romulus and Remus were not even born in Troy and were centuries after Aeneas. That’s the joke

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218599)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Rebellious Obsidian Pocket Flask

Read up on the legend a bit more

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49219518)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:33 AM
Author: Dashing Skinny Woman Gas Station

NHL does in Canada

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ottawa_Senators

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218579)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:03 AM
Author: Rebellious Obsidian Pocket Flask

cr. forgot about them

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218590)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: self-centered locus personal credit line

OP said US sports teams

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49220228)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:53 PM
Author: Rebellious Obsidian Pocket Flask

by the powers vested in me as the OP I hereby declare the Ottawa Senators a credited response

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49222259)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: self-centered locus personal credit line

no

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49222271)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: Pumonymous

Eat shit

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49222283)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: self-centered locus personal credit line



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218602)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: Pumonymous



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49219360)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:42 AM
Author: ruddy reading party heaven

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlanta_Gladiators

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218580)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:11 AM
Author: Arousing hominid

nothing roman really has a good ring to it for a team name. Shit like gladiators and centurions doesn’t sound right. Plenty of Colosseum stadiums out there. LA has the Forum, there’s the Aqueduct racetrack in NY.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218598)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Racy judgmental corn cake nibblets

Centurions and Legion would be good names

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49219923)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:05 PM
Author: Arousing hominid

any given sunday had the NY Emperors and it sounded gay. so did the Dallas knights.

legion would be good for soccer i guess

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49221791)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:21 AM
Author: Soul-stirring People Who Are Hurt

How could you forget about the Rome Emperors?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rome_Emperors

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218600)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:53 AM
Author: poppy point

Op pwned. Growing a beard.

https://www.centurapride.com/

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218773)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: Canary Irradiated Space

Greeks and Norse = mythic warriors, Romans = empire-builders. U.S. sports culture wants the scrappers, not the empire.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49219402)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: Rebellious Obsidian Pocket Flask

you can’t build an empire through conquest without being great warriors

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49219522)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: Canary Irradiated Space

Which is why we have the Dallas Cowboys and not the Republican Congressmen

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49219689)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Cyan impressive pozpig potus

wow

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49222274)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:07 PM
Author: sepia party of the first part milk

The California Gays are a major team iirc

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49221794)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: Hairraiser amber theater stage background story

180 thread. You get lots of Trojans, Spartans, some Argonauts, occasional VAndals, Scots, Highlanders, VIkings, Norse. Weird ones like Britons and Saxons. But basically no Romans. Amazing.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49221815)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: Rebellious Obsidian Pocket Flask



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49221966)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: Rebellious Obsidian Pocket Flask

I guess maybe because they killed Christ and were therefore seen as villains when most US sports franchises and university athletic departments were created? only reason I can think of

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49222267)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: glassy useless bbw

The Cleveland Commoduses

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49222287)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: violent tanning salon

The same reason you don't have the Atlanta Jews or the Baltimore Christians

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49222428)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: provocative main people national security agency

But see, In re Friars, Padres, Deacons, Crusaders, Angels, and Saints.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#50102090)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: Rebellious Obsidian Pocket Flask



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#50102080)