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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
Provocative crackhouse
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
pink partner circlehead
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
salmon laughsome scourge upon the earth address
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
hairraiser alcoholic school cafeteria
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
Yapping carnelian trust fund voyeur
  08/30/25
...
garnet sex offender juggernaut
  09/05/25
, he lisped
Orange ladyboy
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
Silver codepig kitchen
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
Provocative crackhouse
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
Silver codepig kitchen
  08/31/25
...
Curious cobalt step-uncle's house puppy
  08/31/25
https://www.atptour.com/en/news/sinner-cerundolo-roland-garr...
Provocative crackhouse
  09/09/26
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
salmon laughsome scourge upon the earth address
  08/31/25
delusional take
Curious cobalt step-uncle's house puppy
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
salmon laughsome scourge upon the earth address
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
Disturbing grizzly chapel national security agency
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
salmon laughsome scourge upon the earth address
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
umber big site round eye
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
salmon laughsome scourge upon the earth address
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
Provocative crackhouse
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
salmon laughsome scourge upon the earth address
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
Provocative crackhouse
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
umber big site round eye
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
salmon laughsome scourge upon the earth address
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
salmon laughsome scourge upon the earth address
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
salmon laughsome scourge upon the earth address
  09/03/25
List of every grand slam semifinalist since this thread was ...
Provocative crackhouse
  09/09/26
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
umber big site round eye
  09/05/25
...
salmon laughsome scourge upon the earth address
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
irradiated forum
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
umber big site round eye
  09/05/25
...
salmon laughsome scourge upon the earth address
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
salmon laughsome scourge upon the earth address
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
umber big site round eye
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
Provocative crackhouse
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
obsidian cruise ship
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
salmon laughsome scourge upon the earth address
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
obsidian cruise ship
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
salmon laughsome scourge upon the earth address
  09/05/25
Kenny
umber big site round eye
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Provocative crackhouse
  09/06/25
...
racy dark mental disorder box office
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
salmon laughsome scourge upon the earth address
  09/06/25
...
racy dark mental disorder box office
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Provocative crackhouse
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
salmon laughsome scourge upon the earth address
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
multi-colored crystalline depressive national
  09/07/25
Explain
Provocative crackhouse
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
Heady Striped Hyena Native
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
Provocative crackhouse
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
salmon laughsome scourge upon the earth address
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
Provocative crackhouse
  09/07/25
...
Disturbing grizzly chapel national security agency
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
salmon laughsome scourge upon the earth address
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
salmon laughsome scourge upon the earth address
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
salmon laughsome scourge upon the earth address
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
salmon laughsome scourge upon the earth address
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
salmon laughsome scourge upon the earth address
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
salmon laughsome scourge upon the earth address
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
salmon laughsome scourge upon the earth address
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
umber big site round eye
  01/18/26
...
salmon laughsome scourge upon the earth address
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
shivering boyish toaster sanctuary
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
salmon laughsome scourge upon the earth address
  01/18/26
wow i called this one re tien
salmon laughsome scourge upon the earth address
  01/28/26
AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. gue...
salmon laughsome scourge upon the earth address
  01/25/26
AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made ...
salmon laughsome scourge upon the earth address
  01/28/26
we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by gett...
salmon laughsome scourge upon the earth address
  01/30/26
Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass? Sinner lo...
Provocative crackhouse
  01/30/26
tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz,...
salmon laughsome scourge upon the earth address
  01/31/26
Sinner lost
Provocative crackhouse
  02/01/26
๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominan...
salmon laughsome scourge upon the earth address
  03/16/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o drop...
salmon laughsome scourge upon the earth address
  03/30/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, a...
salmon laughsome scourge upon the earth address
  05/03/26
At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possib...
Richard Ames
  05/03/26
tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far...
salmon laughsome scourge upon the earth address
  05/03/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026,...
salmon laughsome scourge upon the earth address
  05/17/26
#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs tod...
salmon laughsome scourge upon the earth address
  05/28/26
ran here. kenny vindicated again
umber big site round eye
  05/28/26
...
salmon laughsome scourge upon the earth address
  05/28/26
...
Provocative crackhouse
  06/07/26
Bump for parity
umber big site round eye
  07/12/26
...
salmon laughsome scourge upon the earth address
  07/12/26
Sinner is going to creampie.
swashbuckling misunderstood personal credit line
  07/12/26
Tennis star Jannik Sinner fuels his intense training with a ...
umber big site round eye
  07/13/26
OP vindicated. alcatraz must not have had enough shrimp in h...
salmon laughsome scourge upon the earth address
  09/09/26
OP wrecked everyone itt
Provocative crackhouse
  09/09/26
...
salmon laughsome scourge upon the earth address
  09/09/26
Can't believe Alcatraz lost and now it's going to be all bla...
irradiated forum
  09/09/26
https://www.atptour.com/en/news/sinner-cerundolo-roland-garr...
Provocative crackhouse
  09/09/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Provocative crackhouse

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: pink partner circlehead

Sun is energy, no?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: salmon laughsome scourge upon the earth address

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: hairraiser alcoholic school cafeteria

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Yapping carnelian trust fund voyeur

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: garnet sex offender juggernaut



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Orange ladyboy

, he lisped

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Silver codepig kitchen

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: Provocative crackhouse

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: Silver codepig kitchen

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: Curious cobalt step-uncle's house puppy



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225821)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: Provocative crackhouse

https://www.atptour.com/en/news/sinner-cerundolo-roland-garros-2026-thursday

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#50125880)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: salmon laughsome scourge upon the earth address

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Curious cobalt step-uncle's house puppy

delusional take

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: salmon laughsome scourge upon the earth address

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Disturbing grizzly chapel national security agency

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: salmon laughsome scourge upon the earth address

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: umber big site round eye

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: salmon laughsome scourge upon the earth address

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Provocative crackhouse

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: salmon laughsome scourge upon the earth address

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Provocative crackhouse

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: umber big site round eye

so mad kenny

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: salmon laughsome scourge upon the earth address

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: salmon laughsome scourge upon the earth address

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: salmon laughsome scourge upon the earth address

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49234977)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Provocative crackhouse

List of every grand slam semifinalist since this thread was made

Alcaraz, Carlos

Arnaldi, Matteo

Auger-Aliassime, Félix

Cobolli, Flavio

Djokovic, Novak

Fery, Arthur

Khachanov, Karen

Menšík, Jakub

Shelton, Ben

Sinner, Jannik

Tiafoe, Frances

Zverev, Alexander

Add Taylor Fritz and Lorenzo Musetti if you go back to May 2025

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#50125851)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: umber big site round eye

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: salmon laughsome scourge upon the earth address



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: irradiated forum

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: umber big site round eye

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: salmon laughsome scourge upon the earth address



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: salmon laughsome scourge upon the earth address

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: umber big site round eye

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Provocative crackhouse

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: obsidian cruise ship

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: salmon laughsome scourge upon the earth address

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: obsidian cruise ship

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: salmon laughsome scourge upon the earth address

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: umber big site round eye

Kenny

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Provocative crackhouse

Fulano the Brown Molester

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: racy dark mental disorder box office



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: salmon laughsome scourge upon the earth address

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: racy dark mental disorder box office



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: Provocative crackhouse

Fulano the Brown Molester

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: salmon laughsome scourge upon the earth address

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: multi-colored crystalline depressive national

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Provocative crackhouse

Explain

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Heady Striped Hyena Native

low IQ schtick?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Provocative crackhouse

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: salmon laughsome scourge upon the earth address

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: Provocative crackhouse

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Disturbing grizzly chapel national security agency



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: salmon laughsome scourge upon the earth address

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: salmon laughsome scourge upon the earth address

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: salmon laughsome scourge upon the earth address

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: salmon laughsome scourge upon the earth address

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: salmon laughsome scourge upon the earth address

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: salmon laughsome scourge upon the earth address

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: salmon laughsome scourge upon the earth address

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: umber big site round eye

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: salmon laughsome scourge upon the earth address



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: shivering boyish toaster sanctuary

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: salmon laughsome scourge upon the earth address

to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49599047)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: salmon laughsome scourge upon the earth address

wow i called this one re tien

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49626059)



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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: salmon laughsome scourge upon the earth address

AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #32 guy

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49616728)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: salmon laughsome scourge upon the earth address

AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made the SF.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49626057)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: salmon laughsome scourge upon the earth address

we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by getting a 24 time slam champ instead. that's some parity

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49632584)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: Provocative crackhouse

Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass?

Sinner lost

You were PWNED

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49634102)



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Date: January 31st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: salmon laughsome scourge upon the earth address

tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz, doobs)

that's some serious parity.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49636738)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 3:21 AM
Author: Provocative crackhouse

Sinner lost

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49637675)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: salmon laughsome scourge upon the earth address

๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominance continues: they have won the last ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ– ๐ญ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ง๐š๐ฆ๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐ฌ in which both were in the draw

๐‘‡โ„Ž๐‘’ ๐‘™๐‘Ž๐‘ ๐‘ก ๐‘œ๐‘›๐‘’ ๐‘ค๐‘–๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘ก ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’๐‘š ๐‘ค๐‘Ž๐‘  ๐‘€๐‘Ž๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘–๐‘‘ 2024, ๐‘ค๐‘œ๐‘› ๐‘๐‘ฆ ๐ด๐‘›๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘ฆ ๐‘…๐‘ข๐‘๐‘™๐‘’๐‘ฃ

https://x.com/TennisMyLife68/status/2033340792664670454

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49748059)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 7:16 AM
Author: salmon laughsome scourge upon the earth address

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o dropping the set

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49780103)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: salmon laughsome scourge upon the earth address

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, and being 30-2 on the year

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49861962)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: Richard Ames

At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possible that Alcafraud might actually have a historic year given the Australian Open win. But he just isn't consistent enough. Granted, his style is fun to watch. Especially compared to Janik Doper and his carrot juice.

Meanwhile, the Americans are pretty much all a disgrace. Trying to be influencers instead of doing the actual work to be the Top Guy.

The OP was wrong to say there is parity in the top 30, unless you mean the men ranked 4 - 30 (maybe 3 - 30, now that Djokovic is legitimately just old.) But there's no reason why one of these other guys can't win ONE major over Lance and Doobs. I get the sense that frauds like Taylor Fritz are just happy to be there and to collect checks from random vodka company sponsors than to do what it takes to be truly great. Sad!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49861979)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: salmon laughsome scourge upon the earth address

tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far more talented and excited than tyrolean doobs. injuries are bad for one's legacy. you cant just miss slams in your prime and expect to be the GOAT. fed and djoker were amazingly consistent and injury free, and lance's doping-induced injuries hurt his legacy.



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49862392)



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Date: May 17th, 2026 2:02 PM
Author: salmon laughsome scourge upon the earth address

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026, and 34 straight masters match wins.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49887699)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: salmon laughsome scourge upon the earth address

#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs today

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49905054)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: umber big site round eye

ran here. kenny vindicated again

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49905107)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 3:46 PM
Author: salmon laughsome scourge upon the earth address



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49905296)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: Provocative crackhouse



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49919996)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 7:45 AM
Author: umber big site round eye

Bump for parity

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49994012)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: salmon laughsome scourge upon the earth address



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49994028)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: swashbuckling misunderstood personal credit line

Sinner is going to creampie.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49994053)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 9:30 AM
Author: umber big site round eye

Tennis star Jannik Sinner fuels his intense training with a balanced breakfast of eggs, whole-grain bread or toast, Greek yogurt with fresh fruit and whole-grain cereal, and honey or jam. This combination provides the lean protein and complex carbohydrates needed for sustained energy.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49996110)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 7:34 AM
Author: salmon laughsome scourge upon the earth address

OP vindicated. alcatraz must not have had enough shrimp in his paella to lose to bbc ben in a 5th set breaker

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#50124214)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 12:09 PM
Author: Provocative crackhouse

OP wrecked everyone itt

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#50124485)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 1:04 PM
Author: salmon laughsome scourge upon the earth address



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#50124653)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: irradiated forum

Can't believe Alcatraz lost and now it's going to be all blacks.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#50124663)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 10:46 PM
Author: Provocative crackhouse

https://www.atptour.com/en/news/sinner-cerundolo-roland-garros-2026-thursday

Bros, this article literally says that the #1 player lost to #56 because he got tired

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#50126050)