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Why so few bald pro athletes?

far fewer than the general population
shimmering duck-like rehab
  07/11/26
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Appetizing Turquoise University
  07/12/26
Because pro athletes are young and balds are older You j...
slippery judgmental senate background story
  07/11/26
Hair transplants (LeBron, Rooney, etc). Or they shave their...
onyx offensive den
  07/11/26
Michael Jordan was the pioneer.
talented stock car principal's office
  07/12/26
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shimmering duck-like rehab
  07/12/26
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Appetizing Turquoise University
  07/12/26
Tons of baldmos--athletes and regular guys--shave their head...
Laughsome Maniacal Liquid Oxygen Point
  07/12/26
OP is right though. The actual truth is pro athletics requir...
Bonkers Charcoal Patrolman Sanctuary
  07/12/26
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Appetizing Turquoise University
  07/12/26
And they’re predominantly soccer players.
razzle-dazzle ebony church
  07/12/26


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Date: July 11th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: shimmering duck-like rehab

far fewer than the general population

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Date: July 12th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: Appetizing Turquoise University

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Date: July 11th, 2026 5:59 PM
Author: slippery judgmental senate background story

Because pro athletes are young and balds are older

You just think otherwise because you balded young

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Date: July 11th, 2026 6:01 PM
Author: onyx offensive den

Hair transplants (LeBron, Rooney, etc). Or they shave their heads and pretend it was a choice

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Date: July 12th, 2026 1:56 PM
Author: talented stock car principal's office

Michael Jordan was the pioneer.

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Date: July 12th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: shimmering duck-like rehab



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Date: July 12th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: Appetizing Turquoise University

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Date: July 12th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Laughsome Maniacal Liquid Oxygen Point

Tons of baldmos--athletes and regular guys--shave their heads now. Add hair transplants and hair systems to that. In general, there are just fewer guys walking around with visible male pattern baldness than there were 20+ years ago, when a big portion of guys over 30 or 40 out and about were visible MPBmos. This doesn't apply in biglaw, where the standard MPB coif remains common.

BTW, LeBron has been a male pattern baldmo for years: https://media.gq.com/photos/5942ce8fff7d4e0397e51d10/4:3/w_1632,h_1224,c_limit/lebron-james-hair.jpg

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Date: July 12th, 2026 2:14 PM
Author: Bonkers Charcoal Patrolman Sanctuary

OP is right though. The actual truth is pro athletics requires a ridiculously good phenotype and bad phenotype shit co-varies and correlates. Basketball is the most obvious where there are random Balding guys in college but JJ Reddick had Hair at Duke, you get the drift. Also, Matt Hasselbeck stands out more than he doesn’t.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881832&forum_id=2#49994554)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: Appetizing Turquoise University

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Date: July 12th, 2026 2:23 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle ebony church

And they’re predominantly soccer players.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881832&forum_id=2#49994574)