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If your body doesn’t look like this at 49, u owe yourself an apology (Epah, pi

https://imgur.com/a/iuLWLgO
ultramarine costumed mediation indian lodge
  07/16/26
You're on TRT and are sterile Ljl
Maize Gunner
  07/16/26
If he is on cycle or cruising, he's obviously using a replac...
samoth
  07/16/26
I've never done anything but creatine around 10-15 years ago
ultramarine costumed mediation indian lodge
  07/16/26
you might want to do just for men gel also I realize why...
brindle fighting affirmative action private investor
  07/16/26
Don’t be coy lil breh — just post a throwaway if...
ultramarine costumed mediation indian lodge
  07/16/26
you have gay voice iirc
Hideous splenetic lettuce chad
  07/17/26
lol
supple outnumbered goal in life background story
  07/17/26
Why does EVERYONE say that??
ultramarine costumed mediation indian lodge
  07/17/26
...
Hideous splenetic lettuce chad
  07/21/26
looking good man, nice bathroom. don't love the tats but i ...
Red whorehouse
  07/16/26
This is from the LAX Sheraton. I sent it to some wife from ...
ultramarine costumed mediation indian lodge
  07/16/26
I can beat you up irl, juuuuust sayin' haha.
supple outnumbered goal in life background story
  07/16/26
ty I'll be whacking off to this later 💯 but lmao at those...
flatulent yellow casino blood rage
  07/16/26
it has now occurred to me that those aren't actually ur shor...
flatulent yellow casino blood rage
  07/16/26
Sometimes the cock tip comes out the bottom of a guy's short...
ultramarine costumed mediation indian lodge
  07/16/26
why did you edit out your pelvic area but not your dickhead?
violent gold pit
  07/16/26
I wanted to see how I'd look in "short-shorts"
ultramarine costumed mediation indian lodge
  07/16/26
...
Cracking effete rigpig
  07/16/26
...
gunneratttt
  07/16/26
...
Yapping Primrose Yarmulke
  07/16/26
The subtle incomplete redaction really solidifies this as 18...
gunneratttt
  07/16/26
...
Histrionic deep church
  07/16/26
...
insane menage
  07/16/26
it was only subtle because his head is so tiny
brindle fighting affirmative action private investor
  07/16/26
seriously rofl at the drawn-on, too-short shorts
Federal tanning salon
  07/16/26
...
ultramarine costumed mediation indian lodge
  07/16/26
...
amethyst coffee pot plaza
  07/17/26
Top 1% for your age, but... you look kinda skinny, like too ...
samoth
  07/16/26
I used to always try to stay at 215-220, but my "doctor...
ultramarine costumed mediation indian lodge
  07/16/26
It is objectively healthier. We're conditioned to look at ...
samoth
  07/16/26
That's top .01% for his age.
Yapping Primrose Yarmulke
  07/16/26
You look fantastic, my man. Really reminds me that I should ...
vivacious nursing home trust fund
  07/16/26
ty
ultramarine costumed mediation indian lodge
  07/16/26
are you not constantly reminded of that while going about yo...
Cracking effete rigpig
  07/16/26
If you look 59 at 49 you owe yourself an apology
Motley party of the first part
  07/16/26
for real. He's gray as fuck wtf.
brindle fighting affirmative action private investor
  07/16/26
if you're taking nudes at 49 you owe all of us an apology, b...
Hairraiser Dopamine
  07/16/26
An apology for the censorship
low-t den friendly grandma
  07/16/26
Worthless pic without that COCK
low-t den friendly grandma
  07/16/26
zoom in for a free gift breh
ultramarine costumed mediation indian lodge
  07/16/26
Ily
low-t den friendly grandma
  07/16/26
Show us your COCK
aromatic bonkers nibblets alpha
  07/16/26
...
low-t den friendly grandma
  07/16/26
Come see me first thing tomorrow morning. We need to discus...
insane menage
  07/16/26
...
aromatic bonkers nibblets alpha
  07/17/26
(Lacks attention to detail)
Massive well-lubricated parlour roast beef
  07/16/26
...
amethyst coffee pot plaza
  07/17/26
...
aromatic bonkers nibblets alpha
  07/17/26
...
Maniacal Irate Foreskin
  07/17/26
(missed interaction of clause 7.6 and cock)
Maniacal Irate Foreskin
  07/17/26
Honest curiosity about your diet and exercise these days. Do...
razzle-dazzle misanthropic gas station
  07/16/26
I only lift once a week now, mostly to keep my IPA tits fill...
ultramarine costumed mediation indian lodge
  07/16/26
Very handsome brother please describe current diet and exerc...
Pungent Native
  07/16/26
ty. it's right there ^^
ultramarine costumed mediation indian lodge
  07/16/26
Is that a wizard on your PopSocket?
gunneratttt
  07/16/26
It's a grey tabby kitten zooming thru the cosmos
ultramarine costumed mediation indian lodge
  07/16/26
180. You should make your ringtone Nyan Cat.
gunneratttt
  07/16/26
Did you know that the PopSocket founders were a bunch of dis...
insane menage
  07/16/26
No LOL holy shit. https://spot.colorado.edu/~tooley/David...
gunneratttt
  07/16/26
A good buddy ran in their social circles before becoming a l...
insane menage
  07/16/26
I think that was part of appeal of becoming a professor! Wha...
gunneratttt
  07/16/26
this is what libs took from you probably ~50% of my profs...
flatulent yellow casino blood rage
  07/17/26
Rofl 180
Yapping Primrose Yarmulke
  07/16/26
Only XO would come up with a version of the “made you ...
insane menage
  07/16/26
...
ultramarine costumed mediation indian lodge
  07/16/26
EPAH is a god tier poaster
Massive well-lubricated parlour roast beef
  07/16/26
I want to hate him so bad
Metaphysics is Gay
  07/16/26
...
aromatic bonkers nibblets alpha
  07/17/26
How are we gonna have 106 “views” of a “hi...
ultramarine costumed mediation indian lodge
  07/16/26
Imgur counter must be delayed because I've clicked it 109 ti...
Twisted aphrodisiac pisswyrm stain
  07/16/26
I’m alternating VPNs as I save backup copies
Massive well-lubricated parlour roast beef
  07/17/26
gorgeous guy. all the torpedos, surfing, and time on the be...
navy talented headpube prole
  07/17/26
Thank you for the compliment of “beautiful body.&rdquo...
Saffron state knife
  07/17/26
...
navy talented headpube prole
  07/17/26
Median 70 year old looks younger than you Tattoos are a d...
Comical Mauve Location Filthpig
  07/17/26
It's amazing people poast stuff like this and don't think it...
gunneratttt
  07/17/26
No one ever accused EPAH of self-awareness
dun factory reset button piazza
  07/17/26
...
richard clock
  07/17/26
A lot of criticism ITT, but no pictures demonstrating the cr...
samoth
  07/17/26
I don’t see a lot of criticism of EPAH ITT. I do, h...
dun factory reset button piazza
  07/17/26
(seething quotemo)
gunneratttt
  07/17/26
haha great nudes, really awesome content. hmu if ur looking ...
flatulent yellow casino blood rage
  07/17/26
...
Trip Parlor Nowag
  07/17/26
...
dun factory reset button piazza
  07/17/26
...
Massive well-lubricated parlour roast beef
  07/21/26
https://ibb.co/twYYHP7Y OP otoh shaves his chest, has stu...
Motley party of the first part
  07/23/26
OP is Jerome Powell
Racy smoky ratface
  07/17/26
you look a lot older than 49. 180 bod 150 face.
Hateful Mind-boggling Really Tough Guy Regret
  07/17/26
he should get plastic surgery not flame. dr amir karam in sa...
Stimulating Magenta Depressive
  07/17/26
the "vertical crust"
flatulent yellow casino blood rage
  07/17/26
that is not 180 at all. plastic surgery should be banned. ha...
Yapping Primrose Yarmulke
  07/17/26
nah this dood's work is 180
Stimulating Magenta Depressive
  07/17/26
Seems like many attorneys face ethics violations for tamer c...
henna hospital weed whacker
  07/17/26
I apologize, okay?
ultramarine costumed mediation indian lodge
  07/17/26
whats your weekly exercise routine, diet and supplements you...
Jade disrespectful theatre cuck
  07/17/26
I only lift once a week now, mostly to keep my IPA tits fill...
ultramarine costumed mediation indian lodge
  07/17/26
it's all genetic. you come from English Mormon stock.
supple outnumbered goal in life background story
  07/17/26
Shit Irish actually. I think it comes from not eating junk ...
ultramarine costumed mediation indian lodge
  07/17/26
We know your name EPAH. You are English, not Irish.
supple outnumbered goal in life background story
  07/17/26
Oh yeah, I guess have a little English in me: https://imgur....
ultramarine costumed mediation indian lodge
  07/17/26
Nothing more pathetic than narcissistic oldcels.
rambunctious maroon crotch puppy
  07/20/26
have you seen the compliments he's getting from other men? d...
navy talented headpube prole
  07/21/26
...
cocky avocado library deer antler
  07/21/26
Lol you have aged like crazy in the past 6 years or the last...
cerebral mewling kitchen wrinkle
  07/21/26
I will never age. I will never "get old."
ultramarine costumed mediation indian lodge
  07/21/26
You’re in great shape but that face is not 49. I&rsquo...
Heady bronze step-uncle's house boistinker
  07/21/26
Just noticed this thread and was going to say this
Fucking Fuckface
  07/21/26
I’ll post an update at 59
ultramarine costumed mediation indian lodge
  07/21/26
...
cocky avocado library deer antler
  07/21/26
i feel like you really need to be doing more to defeat the a...
burgundy abode
  07/22/26
Do you have any advice for a person who’s neither gay ...
ultramarine costumed mediation indian lodge
  07/22/26
Why would he need that in the context of giving you advice t...
Heady bronze step-uncle's house boistinker
  07/22/26
LOL definitely not fillers but I agree about dying the hair ...
Cracking effete rigpig
  07/24/26
very impressive but sorry brother you have no credibility on...
Elite dilemma newt
  07/23/26
I really like it here. 🐶
cocky avocado library deer antler
  07/23/26
I appreciate the nuanced analysis that went into this post
flatulent yellow casino blood rage
  07/23/26
...
cocky avocado library deer antler
  07/23/26
Sorry about <><><>bad genes<><>...
ultramarine costumed mediation indian lodge
  07/23/26
Bombs Over Baghdad I also remember him insisting he did...
Thriller Ruby Generalized Bond Scourge Upon The Earth
  07/24/26
I have upper body hair, just not very much and it gets bleac...
ultramarine costumed mediation indian lodge
  07/24/26
Ooops! Epah poasting under his burner account
arrogant toaster hell
  07/24/26
Lol, are you new here? See the username in the OP. This is ...
ultramarine costumed mediation indian lodge
  07/24/26
I keep reading this OP as “if your buddy doesn’t...
cocky avocado library deer antler
  07/23/26
That is the greatest disparity of apparent age in face and b...
Thriller Ruby Generalized Bond Scourge Upon The Earth
  07/24/26
...
flatulent yellow casino blood rage
  07/24/26
somebody once said he looks like one of those CGI ads about ...
swashbuckling fortuitous meteor
  07/24/26
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRe9GZR...
ultramarine costumed mediation indian lodge
  07/24/26
do u need help setting up ur tape player grandpa
sable internal respiration
  07/24/26
lol, it had worked for me originally
ultramarine costumed mediation indian lodge
  07/25/26


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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:30 PM
Author: ultramarine costumed mediation indian lodge

https://imgur.com/a/iuLWLgO

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50004809)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:32 PM
Author: Maize Gunner

You're on TRT and are sterile Ljl

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50004812)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: samoth

If he is on cycle or cruising, he's obviously using a replacement dosage. The traps & delts easily give it way.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50004848)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: ultramarine costumed mediation indian lodge

I've never done anything but creatine around 10-15 years ago

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50004868)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: brindle fighting affirmative action private investor

you might want to do just for men gel

also I realize why you vote democrat, married a black woman, and post nudes for men on a nearly men only-chat blog.

YOU'RE A self-loathing FAGGOT.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50005240)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 9:56 PM
Author: ultramarine costumed mediation indian lodge

Don’t be coy lil breh — just post a throwaway if you want the unredacted version

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50005290)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: Hideous splenetic lettuce chad

you have gay voice iirc

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50007403)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 8:35 PM
Author: supple outnumbered goal in life background story

lol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50007411)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 8:36 PM
Author: ultramarine costumed mediation indian lodge

Why does EVERYONE say that??

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50007412)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 8:08 AM
Author: Hideous splenetic lettuce chad



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50013899)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:32 PM
Author: Red whorehouse

looking good man, nice bathroom. don't love the tats but i guess women of a certain disposition like them

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50004814)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: ultramarine costumed mediation indian lodge

This is from the LAX Sheraton. I sent it to some wife from AM to lure her over a couple weeks ago.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50004874)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: supple outnumbered goal in life background story

I can beat you up irl, juuuuust sayin' haha.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50004818)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:35 PM
Author: flatulent yellow casino blood rage

ty I'll be whacking off to this later 💯 but lmao at those shorts brother

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50004819)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:35 PM
Author: flatulent yellow casino blood rage

it has now occurred to me that those aren't actually ur shorts. carry on

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50004822)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:53 PM
Author: ultramarine costumed mediation indian lodge

Sometimes the cock tip comes out the bottom of a guy's shorts is all.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50004864)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:36 PM
Author: violent gold pit

why did you edit out your pelvic area but not your dickhead?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50004824)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:53 PM
Author: ultramarine costumed mediation indian lodge

I wanted to see how I'd look in "short-shorts"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50004867)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:58 PM
Author: Cracking effete rigpig



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50004886)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:12 PM
Author: gunneratttt (gunneratttt)



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50004923)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:39 PM
Author: Yapping Primrose Yarmulke



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50004969)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: gunneratttt (gunneratttt)

The subtle incomplete redaction really solidifies this as 180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50004934)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:17 PM
Author: Histrionic deep church



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50004942)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: insane menage



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50005190)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: brindle fighting affirmative action private investor

it was only subtle because his head is so tiny

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50005243)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:36 PM
Author: Federal tanning salon

seriously rofl at the drawn-on, too-short shorts

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50004825)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: ultramarine costumed mediation indian lodge



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50004880)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 2:01 AM
Author: amethyst coffee pot plaza



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50005659)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: samoth

Top 1% for your age, but... you look kinda skinny, like too much cardio & too little gym.

TBF, I've dropped weight as I've gotten older. Apparently, maintaining a higher bodyweight & setting PRs is quite different in your 40s than in your 20s.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50004846)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:02 PM
Author: ultramarine costumed mediation indian lodge

I used to always try to stay at 215-220, but my "doctor" said it's not good for one's heart to be unnaturally big, so I've stopped force-feeding myself to stay big. Down to like 195 or so now.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50004899)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:05 PM
Author: samoth

It is objectively healthier.

We're conditioned to look at IFBB pros and consider NPC guys to be "normal." The Frank Zanes will live much longer & healthier than the Nassar El Sonbatys.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50004912)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: Yapping Primrose Yarmulke

That's top .01% for his age.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50004983)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:49 PM
Author: vivacious nursing home trust fund

You look fantastic, my man. Really reminds me that I should start watching what I eat and occasionally go to the gym.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50004854)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: ultramarine costumed mediation indian lodge

ty

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50004879)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:59 PM
Author: Cracking effete rigpig

are you not constantly reminded of that while going about your everyday life?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50004892)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: Motley party of the first part

If you look 59 at 49 you owe yourself an apology

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50004871)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: brindle fighting affirmative action private investor

for real. He's gray as fuck wtf.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50005242)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: Hairraiser Dopamine

if you're taking nudes at 49 you owe all of us an apology, but credit for whatever your stack is, however your face looks 60, maybe put more effort into moisturizing or something

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50004878)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:02 PM
Author: low-t den friendly grandma

An apology for the censorship

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50004901)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:00 PM
Author: low-t den friendly grandma

Worthless pic without that COCK

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50004895)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:02 PM
Author: ultramarine costumed mediation indian lodge

zoom in for a free gift breh

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50004903)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: low-t den friendly grandma

Ily

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50004906)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:02 PM
Author: aromatic bonkers nibblets alpha

Show us your COCK

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50004902)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:04 PM
Author: low-t den friendly grandma



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50004910)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: insane menage

Come see me first thing tomorrow morning. We need to discuss your lack of attention to detail. Our cleints expect more from us

Thx

Thank,

Terminally Stressed Out Service Partner About to Take It Out On You

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50004957)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 7:35 AM
Author: aromatic bonkers nibblets alpha



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50005781)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 9:59 PM
Author: Massive well-lubricated parlour roast beef

(Lacks attention to detail)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50005303)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 2:01 AM
Author: amethyst coffee pot plaza



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50005660)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 2:32 AM
Author: aromatic bonkers nibblets alpha



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50005665)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 10:28 AM
Author: Maniacal Irate Foreskin



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50006090)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:22 AM
Author: Maniacal Irate Foreskin

(missed interaction of clause 7.6 and cock)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50006207)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:12 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle misanthropic gas station

Honest curiosity about your diet and exercise these days. Do you still lift as much as you did 10 years ago? How strict are you keeping track of calories and macros?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50004926)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:18 PM
Author: ultramarine costumed mediation indian lodge

I only lift once a week now, mostly to keep my IPA tits filled out. And I surf for about 1.5 hours a day every day.

I don't pay attention to calories and I don't even know what "macros" are, but I only eat proper food (I cook about five nights a week, and grab Panda or Jersey Mike or plate lunch two nights)

I still mostly do intermittent fasting, but I'm not strict about it.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50004943)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: Pungent Native

Very handsome brother please describe current diet and exercise routines for motivation

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50004936)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:18 PM
Author: ultramarine costumed mediation indian lodge

ty. it's right there ^^

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50004944)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: gunneratttt (gunneratttt)

Is that a wizard on your PopSocket?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50004945)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:24 PM
Author: ultramarine costumed mediation indian lodge

It's a grey tabby kitten zooming thru the cosmos

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50004948)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:26 PM
Author: gunneratttt (gunneratttt)

180. You should make your ringtone Nyan Cat.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50004952)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: insane menage

Did you know that the PopSocket founders were a bunch of disgraced philosophers who got run out of the academy on Me Too grounds?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50004961)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:48 PM
Author: gunneratttt (gunneratttt)

No LOL holy shit.

https://spot.colorado.edu/~tooley/DavidBarnettAffair.html

Gonna read all this tomorrow, but LJL at higher ed. Notably this occurred before metoo and it was all about some report be wrote? Jfc.

Gonna read all this tomorrow. Things like this are always a good reminder on why the anti-woke reaction was necessary and how libs wanted us all dead.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50004992)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:54 PM
Author: insane menage

A good buddy ran in their social circles before becoming a lawyer and had gossiped about how messed up the entire philosophy field was with male profs and TAs hooking up with coeds. If anything, these guys were lucky to get run out ahead of the era of peak woke social media vindictiveness. I’m half surprised no one has tried to take a run at their plastic widget riches. Or maybe they have and their still rolling in it even after settlements with strong NDAs?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50005013)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: gunneratttt (gunneratttt)

I think that was part of appeal of becoming a professor! What a complete rugpull. All those "Is they ANYTHING I can do for a better grade..." fantasies didn't come from nowhere.

Considering he already had his reputation damaged and extracted a settlement from CU, I would hope he wouldn't even pay a nuisance settlement on principle. Then again I've seen plenty of people do it just to be done with the nightmare. What a crock of shit. Glad this d00d maed it, countless others weren't so lucky.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50005028)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: flatulent yellow casino blood rage

this is what libs took from you

probably ~50% of my profs were married to a former student. This was nbd in the 70s and 80s when they were coming up.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50006228)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:38 PM
Author: Yapping Primrose Yarmulke

Rofl 180



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50004966)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:42 PM
Author: insane menage

Only XO would come up with a version of the “made you look” hand gesture game for making other poasters look at your cock.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50004973)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 9:56 PM
Author: ultramarine costumed mediation indian lodge



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50005291)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Massive well-lubricated parlour roast beef

EPAH is a god tier poaster

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50005298)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 10:00 PM
Author: Metaphysics is Gay

I want to hate him so bad

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50005308)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: aromatic bonkers nibblets alpha



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50006232)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 10:18 PM
Author: ultramarine costumed mediation indian lodge

How are we gonna have 106 “views” of a “hidden” Imgur post in a thread with no more than 25 unique posters? Consuela?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50005340)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 11:41 PM
Author: Twisted aphrodisiac pisswyrm stain

Imgur counter must be delayed because I've clicked it 109 times myself and am about to make it 110

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50005518)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: Massive well-lubricated parlour roast beef

I’m alternating VPNs as I save backup copies

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50006242)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 12:14 AM
Author: navy talented headpube prole

gorgeous guy. all the torpedos, surfing, and time on the beach has been good for you brother

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50005581)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: Saffron state knife

Thank you for the compliment of “beautiful body.”

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50005618)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 8:41 PM
Author: navy talented headpube prole



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50007425)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: Comical Mauve Location Filthpig

Median 70 year old looks younger than you

Tattoos are a disaster too, enjoy those getting ickier (to yourself and everyone else) with each passing year 👍

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50006094)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:10 AM
Author: gunneratttt (gunneratttt)

It's amazing people poast stuff like this and don't think it reveals how seething they are

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50006182)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:22 AM
Author: dun factory reset button piazza

No one ever accused EPAH of self-awareness

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50006208)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 8:39 PM
Author: richard clock



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50007417)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:23 AM
Author: samoth

A lot of criticism ITT, but no pictures demonstrating the critics' own physical superiority.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50006212)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: dun factory reset button piazza

I don’t see a lot of criticism of EPAH ITT.

I do, however, see a lot of really pathetic simping for EPAH from physically and financially inferior lawyers though 🤔

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50006244)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: gunneratttt (gunneratttt)

(seething quotemo)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50006250)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:40 AM
Author: flatulent yellow casino blood rage

haha great nudes, really awesome content. hmu if ur looking for co counsel on your next class action btw ;)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50006259)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:54 AM
Author: Trip Parlor Nowag



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50006301)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 12:02 PM
Author: dun factory reset button piazza



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50006323)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 9:59 AM
Author: Massive well-lubricated parlour roast beef



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50014042)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Motley party of the first part

https://ibb.co/twYYHP7Y

OP otoh shaves his chest, has stupid tattoos and castrates his children

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50018962)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: Racy smoky ratface

OP is Jerome Powell

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50006249)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:44 AM
Author: Hateful Mind-boggling Really Tough Guy Regret

you look a lot older than 49. 180 bod 150 face.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50006274)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:52 AM
Author: Stimulating Magenta Depressive

he should get plastic surgery not flame. dr amir karam in san diego is 180 and invented a technique called "vertical restore": https://www.drkaram.com/gallery/?type=before-and-after

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50006296)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:59 AM
Author: flatulent yellow casino blood rage

the "vertical crust"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50006311)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:59 AM
Author: Yapping Primrose Yarmulke

that is not 180 at all. plastic surgery should be banned. half of these people look like ghouls.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50006315)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 12:02 PM
Author: Stimulating Magenta Depressive

nah this dood's work is 180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50006326)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: henna hospital weed whacker

Seems like many attorneys face ethics violations for tamer conduct than what is transpiring here.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50006458)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: ultramarine costumed mediation indian lodge

I apologize, okay?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50007398)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 8:32 PM
Author: Jade disrespectful theatre cuck

whats your weekly exercise routine, diet and supplements you take

i exercise regularly, eat clean but can't get rid of lingering visceral fat

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50007401)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 8:35 PM
Author: ultramarine costumed mediation indian lodge

I only lift once a week now, mostly to keep my IPA tits filled out. And I surf for about 1.5 hours a day every day.

I don't pay attention to calories and I don't even know what "macros" are, but I only eat proper food (I cook about five nights a week, and grab Panda or Jersey Mike or plate lunch two nights)

I still mostly do intermittent fasting, but I'm not strict about it.

I don't take "vitamins" or "supplements," both of which are likely flame

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50007408)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: supple outnumbered goal in life background story

it's all genetic. you come from English Mormon stock.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50007415)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 8:41 PM
Author: ultramarine costumed mediation indian lodge

Shit Irish actually. I think it comes from not eating junk food + IF + IPA + exercise.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50007424)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: supple outnumbered goal in life background story

We know your name EPAH. You are English, not Irish.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50007427)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: ultramarine costumed mediation indian lodge

Oh yeah, I guess have a little English in me: https://imgur.com/a/K98aYuA

More than 50% Irish though.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50007438)



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Date: July 20th, 2026 9:55 PM
Author: rambunctious maroon crotch puppy

Nothing more pathetic than narcissistic oldcels.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50013372)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 8:04 AM
Author: navy talented headpube prole

have you seen the compliments he's getting from other men? definitely not celibate

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50013894)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 3:33 PM
Author: cocky avocado library deer antler



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50014634)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: cerebral mewling kitchen wrinkle

Lol you have aged like crazy in the past 6 years or the last time you posted a fully nude Pic but despite that I did jack off to your post (on both occasions)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50013931)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 2:51 PM
Author: ultramarine costumed mediation indian lodge

I will never age. I will never "get old."

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50014586)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 3:16 PM
Author: Heady bronze step-uncle's house boistinker

You’re in great shape but that face is not 49. I’d maybe believe 59.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50014617)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 4:05 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

Just noticed this thread and was going to say this

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50014720)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: ultramarine costumed mediation indian lodge

I’ll post an update at 59

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50014800)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 4:58 PM
Author: cocky avocado library deer antler



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50014848)



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Date: July 22nd, 2026 12:45 AM
Author: burgundy abode

i feel like you really need to be doing more to defeat the agepill. botox, tretinoin, some fillers, dye your hair. makes no sense to stay in good shape and look OLD.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50016048)



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Date: July 22nd, 2026 2:17 AM
Author: ultramarine costumed mediation indian lodge

Do you have any advice for a person who’s neither gay nor a vain woman though?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50016141)



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Date: July 22nd, 2026 5:24 AM
Author: Heady bronze step-uncle's house boistinker

Why would he need that in the context of giving you advice though

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50016280)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 5:11 AM
Author: Cracking effete rigpig

LOL definitely not fillers but I agree about dying the hair and skin care

fillers look awful and can migrate to other places on your face. not worth it

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50021190)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 2:15 AM
Author: Elite dilemma newt

very impressive but sorry brother you have no credibility on your no drugs/no mones claim.

-when you were much heavier and more muscular years ago XO bros would ask you about your routine and for eating you were always like "oh I gee I dunno, maybe just some health snacks during the day and then whatever chicken and veggies thing the housekeeper makes, I don't think about food!" that aww shucks routine was consistent for years when you would post your mirror selfies but then in this thread you admit to deliberately eating for mass until your doctor told you to knock it off.

-LOL in the past, where you look as yo udo here, you have repeatedly claimed to not shave your arms/stomach/pubes/etc. you either have some kind of rare below the neck alopecia or just another thing you can't cop to.

-you are a good dude but you have a giant ego and always obfuscate, muddle, or straight up BS about anything that casts you in an even slightly negative light. most wouldn't judge you for some juice but you are seeking attention here and for whatever reason prefer to posture as doing this effortlessly, or without 'cheating' (in your mind). riles the haters more! is probably the rationale but it's really just the extra dopamine of the 'this is nothing to me' flex.

-we know you know the power of hormones and you're certainly no stranger to talking to doctors about them.

-plenty of people younger and fitter who are very active daily including shit like surfing and don't maintain that level of rip. there are plenty of sloppy looking people on surfboards everywhere and many of them are working blue collar jobs or working out way more often. you could claim it's just excellent genes but you have also shown pictures of yourself much younger and you're not gifted. at 50, an hour a day of longboard surfing on the extremely chill breaks of waikiki where there are 75 and 10 year olds surfing plus one lifting session a week doesn't produce that kind of lean mass and core development without drugs and mor than maintenance lifting.

-you have and have always had visibly weak wrists and dainty hands, which is often a giveaway when they're not coordinate to a more developed physique.

you ain't fooled me son but understand i don't judge it either. i'll probably be signing up for the same stack when i am your age because i also can't stand to let it go.

and nice cock bro, great job.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50018575)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:41 AM
Author: cocky avocado library deer antler

I really like it here. 🐶

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50018944)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:01 AM
Author: flatulent yellow casino blood rage

I appreciate the nuanced analysis that went into this post

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50018986)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: cocky avocado library deer antler



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50019015)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 3:46 PM
Author: ultramarine costumed mediation indian lodge

Sorry about <><><>bad genes<><><> and <><><>eating like shit<><><>

I don't think you've been following closely enough -- for at least 15 years I've complained here about having to forcefeed to keep my weight up.

And I'm sorry to hear that it makes you maf and jelly, but I've never done any supplements other than creatine, or done any drugs or hormones or anything like that. And I just don't have much upper body hair. Plenty of guys don't. I think if you review my ancestry.com report ^^ you'll find a lot of helpful info.

It's probably just a combination of IF and eating only real food. If you look back at beach pics from the 20s and 30s, you'll see that plenty of guys looked like me (except less muscle because lifting wasn't a thing)

But anyway, thank you for the compliment of lean mass and core development.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50019598)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 4:00 AM
Author: Thriller Ruby Generalized Bond Scourge Upon The Earth

Bombs Over Baghdad

I also remember him insisting he didn't eat a lot. Then some ape detective poasted side-by-side pics demonstrating how shaved his forearms at some point between the two. This was in the pre-voluntary outing era when he was posting erect COCK photos to XO and humorlessly feuding with Halford RIP. Lord knows he isn't telling the truth about the Halford stuff. Have to also consider the extremely gay lisp voice's role in all this hmmmmm.

EPAH has become a top 10 content create in XO 2020-2026 and he likes it here, so I give as much grace as I can even though he is perennially full of shit. And consider this is clearly a lifelong <><><>NO MALE FRIENDS<><><> person so that also recommends some tolerance because he doesn't know any better. This is masculine competition for someone like him.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50021166)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 9:56 PM
Author: ultramarine costumed mediation indian lodge

I have upper body hair, just not very much and it gets bleached in the sun: https://imgur.com/a/GeT5ELb

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50022809)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 10:06 PM
Author: arrogant toaster hell

Ooops! Epah poasting under his burner account

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50022823)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 11:44 PM
Author: ultramarine costumed mediation indian lodge

Lol, are you new here? See the username in the OP. This is a "burner account" in the same way that "AZN girl feeding her dad bat soup" is a burner account of "AZN girl demanding White Meat Only at Panda Express"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50022908)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:51 AM
Author: cocky avocado library deer antler

I keep reading this OP as “if your buddy doesn’t look like this”

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50018964)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 4:01 AM
Author: Thriller Ruby Generalized Bond Scourge Upon The Earth

That is the greatest disparity of apparent age in face and body I have seen in years. The torso of a 25 year old paired with the face of a 60 year old is jarring. Frankly, at that age, I'd take a slightly younger face and just an average body over that package.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50021167)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 10:35 AM
Author: flatulent yellow casino blood rage



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50021469)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 10:37 AM
Author: swashbuckling fortuitous meteor

somebody once said he looks like one of those CGI ads about berries: "Doctors HATE him"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50021474)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 9:48 PM
Author: ultramarine costumed mediation indian lodge

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRe9GZRAnxxEb8f1jg-XXmgH6UobRL88tQoOQi2vE0zL-Umii58IJepdfE&s=10

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50022796)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: sable internal respiration

do u need help setting up ur tape player grandpa

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50022819)



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Date: July 25th, 2026 2:16 AM
Author: ultramarine costumed mediation indian lodge

lol, it had worked for me originally

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50023098)