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Date: July 17th, 2026 3:38 AM Author: Crimson out-of-control regret center I'm such a furking moron jfc (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2#50005684) |
Date: July 17th, 2026 3:44 AM Author: honey-headed goyim why aren't you 100% btc
(this is not financial advice) (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2#50005688) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 4:05 AM Author: Offensive church windowlicker You can sell covered calls on them. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2#50005690) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 4:22 AM Author: Turquoise Submissive Friendly Grandma Dilemma You should adopt a "two ahead" strategy. Whenever you have a compulsion to do something, you should spend a week pretending you did that thing and it went to complete shit and then whatever you feel like doing in response to that, is what you should actually do (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2#50005691) |
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Date: July 18th, 2026 3:21 AM Author: Cracking ratface This will just result in him delaying doing the wrong thing by a week. He just needs to do the opposite of what seems like a good idea to him at any given moment. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2#50007898) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 6:16 AM Author: curious very tactful place of business queen of the night didn't buy enough TrumpCoin (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2#50005713) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 6:37 AM Author: animeboi (.) I was actually up 1.4% yesterday, and expect to be up some more today. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2#50005731) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 7:13 AM Author: Fucking Fuckface I was up too, but only a few thousand. Probably the same today
Tommy, I'm up about 15% on the basket of high yield dividends I told you about (GIS, KHC, CAG) on stock price alone. Plus they pay a blended yield near around 6.5% even after CAG cut its dividend in half this week
Also up about 10% on PFE since then (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2#50005754) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 7:26 AM Author: animeboi (.) GIS was up like 4% yesterday, lol. Wednesday I rolled my $37.5 call (profitably) to next month at $40 and am probably getting blown out oh well. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2#50005771) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 7:47 AM Author: Fucking Fuckface Nice! I wanted to buy ETD but held out for $20. Looks like I missed a good opportunity (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2#50005799) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:31 AM Author: lascivious onyx theatre How did you select those three?
They look like they’re at or near 5 year lows, good dividends, and they’re real companies that make things people want (fat fucks like to eat).
Is there a catch? Seems like they’d be ripe to bounce back and even if they don’t, it’s a nice dividend. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2#50006233) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:38 AM Author: Fucking Fuckface I found these because I've been rebalancing my dividend sleeve, which has led me to check yields on shit and then scoop things that I think look to have some deep value
If I didn't buy CAG earlier in the year, I'd have gone with CPB when it crossed into the 7%+ dividend range
I almost scooped a little ETD (was only going to get 10 - 20k since it's a microcap) at 21 like a week ago, but decided to hold out for 20. Looks like I missed out. This one is more cyclical, so buy a bunch when you feel like we're on the lower end of a cycle and then hold
I have a list on my other computer of things I'm checking periodically for when they fall far enough. Things like AMCR, MO, etc. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2#50006255) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:44 AM Author: lascivious onyx theatre (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2#50006275) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:41 AM Author: animeboi (.) Pretty much every food brand stock is way down because of food stamp cutbacks and restrictions combined with ingredient cost inflation which is making branded dorito too expensive for fat proles. If you really think the sector will bounce back there is also PEP, SJM, MKC pretty much whatever you want. But watch out some of these companies are doing pretty badly, CAG actually poasted a loss in their latest report. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2#50006264) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:44 AM Author: lascivious onyx theatre (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2#50006276) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:48 AM Author: Fucking Fuckface I need passive income for retirement visa purposes, so I'm looking for things with a high yield that I think, over an 8 - 12 year period will likely preserve capital while paying high yield
PEP, SJM, MKC are too close to something like SCHD in yield that I would rather buy SCHD for diversification, but the food picks themselves do have a lot of principle appreciation opportunity if/when dynamics change. Potentially really good buys for people with different needs than mine (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2#50006284) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 5:57 PM Author: Crimson out-of-control regret center I actually bought GIS cause of u but only 2.5k, it's totally counter cyclical though (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2#50007122) |
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Date: July 18th, 2026 9:25 AM Author: Fucking Fuckface Nice, that means you bought it around $32 and are up handsomely. It's one where you should hold it for the dividend even if it reverses into a loss. On a longer timeline, it will recover, and you'll have nice income the whole time
There's a decent chance it will hold gains even now and stay near or move in to the 40s (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2#50008034) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 7:12 AM Author: frozen orchestra pit fanboi What did I miss? I thought you were doing Treasury Bonds again. What inspired you to buy high? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2#50005752) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 5:58 PM Author: Crimson out-of-control regret center Probably losing 150k plus on SOXS and SoXL puts I figured I can make back my losses (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2#50007125) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 7:14 AM Author: Lemon charismatic heaven boltzmann You need Jesus (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2#50005755) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 5:59 PM Author: Crimson out-of-control regret center No I need a nigga to shove his BBC in my brains (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2#50007128) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 7:21 AM Author: translucent fantasy-prone resort old irish cottage I pray to furking Allah that you'll have to go back to work some day please sweet baby jeebus make this happen (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2#50005765) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 7:24 AM Author: Fucking Fuckface I think he'd really just killself rather than move back or take a $5/day job gakking chickens in Cambodia or something (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2#50005767) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 7:26 AM Author: translucent fantasy-prone resort old irish cottage He'd fold like a cheap suit and go right back to wageslaving for his masters (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2#50005772) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:57 AM Author: lascivious onyx theatre I don’t think so. Tommy is out of the game for life. I’ve been FIRE-ing for a while and I understand now. Once you get off the treadmill there’s no going back. I’d do DoorDash or killself before I’d work a regular job again. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2#50006306) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 12:38 PM Author: translucent fantasy-prone resort old irish cottage The way he "invests" it makes me think he has a death wish for his fire lifestyle.
Tommy lacks the constitution for killself (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2#50006459) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 6:00 PM Author: Crimson out-of-control regret center Nigga im closer to 50 than 40 so don't have many years left it's over for me but I don't see how I can lose more than 50% if that happens we all are fueked and many will kill self
(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2#50007131) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 7:34 PM Author: translucent fantasy-prone resort old irish cottage You need to generate some income you wastrel (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2#50007344) |
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Date: July 18th, 2026 4:30 AM Author: Crimson out-of-control regret center Stfu like, if all else falls I can live in a $300 apt in Danang or Yangon. I'm old and my best days are past and there's nothing money can do to change that (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2#50007910) |
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Date: July 18th, 2026 9:27 AM Author: Fucking Fuckface If only people would realize this in their 30s, the world might be a better place (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2#50008035) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 10:15 AM Author: olive office "So can you explain the twenty year gap in your resume?"
"I was in NIGGA-STAN, kike." (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2#50006048) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:48 AM Author: Fucking Fuckface (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2#50006286) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 6:01 PM Author: Crimson out-of-control regret center Rofl once after I traveled 2 years I had to explain to Jews why I took a sabbatical , I don't think they liked it (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2#50007134) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:45 PM Author: Pink Faggot Firefighter you applied to BIGLOL jobs after 2 years? what did they say (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2#50007553) |
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Date: July 18th, 2026 2:28 AM Author: Crimson out-of-control regret center It was more MIDLOL I got some interviews but nothing but I recall having to explain to 62yo kike partners my 2 year gap (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2#50007872) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 7:32 AM Author: gay mildly autistic private investor lodge ur done here but you can still help the bort if you go back to shorting all the goat tech stocks and stuff. Buy 3x INVERSE AI/tech/megamooners and hold until further notice (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2#50005776) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 6:01 PM Author: Crimson out-of-control regret center No more options or 3x at least for the next month or so (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2#50007137) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:58 AM Author: Fucking Fuckface Summon TT to explain his next moves (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2#50006013) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 6:03 PM Author: Crimson out-of-control regret center I only have like 100k in bonds to invest and then 200k in VTV I guess I cld move to qqq
Every down day I just buy 3 to 5k of MRVL INTC SNDK to bring down my cost basis (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2#50007148) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 10:09 AM Author: 180 Aquamarine Institution Boiling Water DOW is down 0.07% (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2#50006031) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:03 AM Author: Fucking Fuckface I'm currently up .22% on the day. Mostly on oil and recent value purchases (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2#50006169) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 6:03 PM Author: Crimson out-of-control regret center Following the dow is so retarded u must have sex with niggas (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2#50007149) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:33 AM Author: French clear hell boistinker Put like 50 grand in nokia asap. Inside info (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2#50006239) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:34 AM Author: Soul-stirring Organic Girlfriend (guy poasting from 1995) (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2#50006240) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:37 AM Author: French clear hell boistinker https://www.wsj.com/tech/ai/nokias-new-act-supplying-the-ai-data-center-boom-e03045c0 (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2#50006253) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 6:04 PM Author: Crimson out-of-control regret center On XO advice I bought BB and was up bigly but now I think I lost all of it (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2#50007152) |