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Hypo: $1M for nothing OR $1M for every mile you swim across the English channel

Two choices: (1) Get $1M right now for doing nothing. ...
Charcoal frisky filthpig dog poop
  07/24/26
Im gay
cyan contagious parlor
  07/24/26
So are you in?
Charcoal frisky filthpig dog poop
  07/24/26
100% to either option my guy
cyan contagious parlor
  07/24/26
so my options or $1M or $1M but I drown I'll have to mull...
Big-titted pisswyrm degenerate
  07/24/26
Do you think you can make it a full mile before you drown?
Charcoal frisky filthpig dog poop
  07/24/26
right, my initial thought was like "oh I've done a mile...
Big-titted pisswyrm degenerate
  07/24/26
Explain. Unless you make it all the way across, you need som...
Charcoal frisky filthpig dog poop
  07/24/26
$1 million now. That water is cold as fuck, and what, I'm g...
Fucking Fuckface
  07/24/26
The water off Dover is a comfy 68 degrees right now. Same as...
Charcoal frisky filthpig dog poop
  07/24/26
Motherfucker, how many miles do you think I'm swimming and i...
Fucking Fuckface
  07/24/26
only mile swims i've done were in a nice lap pool with flipp...
Crimson New Version
  07/24/26
Why? There's no time pressure. Swim for a while, take a brea...
Charcoal frisky filthpig dog poop
  07/24/26
it's not a pool. floating on your back in the middle of the...
Crimson New Version
  07/24/26
Drowning risk is pretty low. Tow a life boat behind you for ...
Charcoal frisky filthpig dog poop
  07/24/26
lol
fighting theater stage
  07/24/26
Just in case you don't make it all the way across. Once you ...
Charcoal frisky filthpig dog poop
  07/24/26
Might as well
fighting theater stage
  07/25/26
Simple as
Bright hairraiser orchestra pit roommate
  07/28/26
lol
Henna charismatic incel legal warrant
  07/25/26
do i get a wetsuit
vigorous spruce feces piazza
  07/24/26
Regular, reasonable wetsuit: Yes. A wetsuit with flippers...
Charcoal frisky filthpig dog poop
  07/24/26
I’d do it with a life vest or some float device only t...
vigorous spruce feces piazza
  07/24/26
You can pull a life vest with you, but once you use it, the ...
Charcoal frisky filthpig dog poop
  07/24/26
your hypos are bona fide retarded man. take a million or swi...
Umber house fat ankles
  07/24/26
Explain. I would swim several miles and make several million...
Charcoal frisky filthpig dog poop
  07/24/26
explain how many miles you are going to swim befrpe you real...
Umber house fat ankles
  07/24/26
I'll see how I feel after 3 miles. Probably go for 5+ total.
Charcoal frisky filthpig dog poop
  07/24/26
so 10 if you want to live
Umber house fat ankles
  07/24/26
No need to double the mileage. I'll swim out 5 miles (or mor...
Charcoal frisky filthpig dog poop
  07/24/26
...
Diverse Elite Office
  07/24/26
$42m
stubborn laughsome coffee pot range
  07/24/26
$1 million now. If a pool the length of the English Channel ...
fighting theater stage
  07/24/26
towing a lifevest I'm very confident I could do at least two...
Curious Puce Telephone Really Tough Guy
  07/24/26
180 2 miles is nbd. People are blowing this way out of pr...
Charcoal frisky filthpig dog poop
  07/24/26
I am unable to float, so I will drown within 1 mile. Give me...
Flesh box office internal respiration
  07/24/26
lol give me the $1M
richard clock
  07/24/26
Sweet I’ll make $300 million, back stroking from Lyme ...
chrome sandwich deer antler
  07/25/26
180000
Charcoal frisky filthpig dog poop
  07/25/26
How do u get to land once you’re done swimming / drown...
gerstern
  07/25/26
Read the thread. You just tie a boat to you nbd
Umber house fat ankles
  07/25/26
Or a life jacket or a paddle board or just swim back. Pretty...
Charcoal frisky filthpig dog poop
  07/25/26
$1M now. I couldn't even swim a quarter mile lol.
Henna charismatic incel legal warrant
  07/25/26
You don't need to all at once. You can swim, float around ta...
Charcoal frisky filthpig dog poop
  07/25/26
(guy who has never actually gone for a swim)
Henna charismatic incel legal warrant
  07/26/26
I have no idea what my distance-swimming capacity is, let al...
black public bath rigor
  07/25/26
What about it? You don't have do tow a boat. You could swim ...
Charcoal frisky filthpig dog poop
  07/25/26
Nigger, two-thirds of us are going to drown within 50 feet o...
black public bath rigor
  07/25/26
the boat towing hypo is fairly retarded but not as retarded ...
Curious Puce Telephone Really Tough Guy
  07/26/26
If presented with this opportunity I'd assume it was a Willy...
Dashing Pearl Keepsake Machete
  07/25/26
What’s the shark situation?
Mildly autistic church building
  07/26/26
You should be fine in the English Channel
fighting theater stage
  07/26/26
he assured his fellow poaster, flashing a multi-rowed grin
Charcoal frisky filthpig dog poop
  07/27/26
...
Claret sickened space useless brakes
  07/27/26
op, your hypo is gay. If your towing some shit with you for ...
Soggy racy hell clown
  07/26/26
Why not charter a boat 3 miles out and then swim to shore?
Fucking Fuckface
  07/26/26
Definitely swimming as far as I can.
Histrionic frozen hairy legs
  07/26/26
Infinite money glitch if you make sure to keep your eyes on ...
Fucking Fuckface
  07/26/26
...
chartreuse forum haunted graveyard
  07/26/26
If I can wear a wetsuit I could swim to france and back no p...
Razzle bat shit crazy milk
  07/27/26
...
Charcoal frisky filthpig dog poop
  07/27/26
I swim 1 + 1/3 miles every morning (well, most mornings). Wi...
confused circlehead international law enforcement agency
  07/27/26
There is no time limit in the OP you could tow a life raft w...
Razzle bat shit crazy milk
  07/27/26
you'd need to sleep, and what happens if the raft drifts whi...
confused circlehead international law enforcement agency
  07/27/26
Bring an anchor with you
Razzle bat shit crazy milk
  07/27/26
shrewd
confused circlehead international law enforcement agency
  07/27/26
Just do tow an anchor
Bright hairraiser orchestra pit roommate
  07/28/26
it says it must be "consecutive" lmao op is a legi...
Umber house fat ankles
  07/27/26
Still LOLLING at how absolutely retarded this hypo is
titillating home old irish cottage
  07/27/26
Nazca Redlines is our premier hypo artist and I appreciate a...
confused circlehead international law enforcement agency
  07/27/26
Same but this was a big, public whiff. Very retarded too. So...
titillating home old irish cottage
  07/27/26
If there is a problem here--and there isn't--it's that not e...
Charcoal frisky filthpig dog poop
  07/27/26
lol I legit swam in a state championship in HS (did not win ...
confused circlehead international law enforcement agency
  07/28/26
...
Charcoal frisky filthpig dog poop
  07/27/26
agreed. nazca should know his audience. open water swimmin...
Crimson New Version
  07/27/26
...
Bright hairraiser orchestra pit roommate
  07/28/26
Absolutely no changing consumer patterns in this thread.
aggressive reading party
  07/27/26
Expert SCUBA diver here with over 500 logged dives & a D...
Claret sickened space useless brakes
  07/27/26
I'm pretty sure your fat feet alone would allow you to float...
Curious Puce Telephone Really Tough Guy
  07/28/26


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Date: July 24th, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: Charcoal frisky filthpig dog poop

Two choices:

(1) Get $1M right now for doing nothing.

(2) Get $1M for every mile you swim across the English Channel. You need to start within 48 hours. The swim must be consecutive. The final measure will be the furthest point you were from the coast of England or France (whichever you started from). You can't have any support on the swim. You can tow behind you anything you want for safety or for the journey back (or onward across the Channel) after you're done swimming, but it can't help you on the swim. E.g., you can pull a rowboat with you for use after you're done.

Also: You 2x your money if you successfully make it across the English Channel with no support.

Which do you choose?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2#50021722)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: cyan contagious parlor

Im gay

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2#50021723)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Charcoal frisky filthpig dog poop

So are you in?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2#50021871)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 8:47 PM
Author: cyan contagious parlor

100% to either option my guy

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2#50022575)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 2:08 PM
Author: Big-titted pisswyrm degenerate

so my options or $1M or $1M but I drown

I'll have to mull it over

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2#50021875)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 3:03 PM
Author: Charcoal frisky filthpig dog poop

Do you think you can make it a full mile before you drown?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2#50021997)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 3:12 PM
Author: Big-titted pisswyrm degenerate

right, my initial thought was like "oh I've done a mile swim it's nbd" but that ofc wasn't in the English channel.

however I'm still going to say yes on the gattaca theory - in this hypo you don't have to save anything for the swim back

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2#50022017)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: Charcoal frisky filthpig dog poop

Explain. Unless you make it all the way across, you need something left in the tank to get back to land, though you can get into the boat you've been pulling with you, if you were inclined to do so.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2#50022064)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 3:28 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

$1 million now. That water is cold as fuck, and what, I'm going to get at most an extra million? Not enough to be worth the effort

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2#50022060)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 3:33 PM
Author: Charcoal frisky filthpig dog poop

The water off Dover is a comfy 68 degrees right now. Same as it is in the Hamptons. Once you get used to it, it would feel fine. And you can bring a wet suit if you want.

With no clock and a boat you can pull behind youreslf to get back, you should be able to earn way more than $1M extra.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2#50022081)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

Motherfucker, how many miles do you think I'm swimming and in what kind of water?

I'm ready for my million dollars

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2#50022190)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 3:32 PM
Author: Crimson New Version

only mile swims i've done were in a nice lap pool with flippers on. also i was a teenager. not happening today

take the 1M and no swimming.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2#50022076)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: Charcoal frisky filthpig dog poop

Why? There's no time pressure. Swim for a while, take a break floating on your back, back to swimming...

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2#50022082)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 3:36 PM
Author: Crimson New Version

it's not a pool. floating on your back in the middle of the english channel with waves and currents pulling you this way and that would be brutal and dangerous. i'd have to tread water and there's no way i'm doing that for long enough to rest. i'd definitely drown

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2#50022087)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 3:40 PM
Author: Charcoal frisky filthpig dog poop

Drowning risk is pretty low. Tow a life boat behind you for when you're ready to give up.

And the waves are pretty small when the weather is good. It's not the open ocean.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2#50022097)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: fighting theater stage

lol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2#50022217)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 4:48 PM
Author: Charcoal frisky filthpig dog poop

Just in case you don't make it all the way across. Once you get to mile 10, you might as well keep going all the way.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2#50022228)



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Date: July 25th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: fighting theater stage

Might as well

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2#50023257)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 2:18 AM
Author: Bright hairraiser orchestra pit roommate

Simple as

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2#50028900)



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Date: July 25th, 2026 8:39 AM
Author: Henna charismatic incel legal warrant

lol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2#50023210)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 3:37 PM
Author: vigorous spruce feces piazza

do i get a wetsuit

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2#50022091)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 3:41 PM
Author: Charcoal frisky filthpig dog poop

Regular, reasonable wetsuit: Yes.

A wetsuit with flippers built in or something like that: No.

Are you in?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2#50022100)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 4:18 PM
Author: vigorous spruce feces piazza

I’d do it with a life vest or some float device only this hypo is insane

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2#50022170)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 4:27 PM
Author: Charcoal frisky filthpig dog poop

You can pull a life vest with you, but once you use it, the hypo is over.

And the hypo isn't that insane. A short, 3 mile swim in fairly calm water isn't that big a deal. Several poa in this very thread have talked about mile-plus swims they've done.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2#50022187)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 3:41 PM
Author: Umber house fat ankles

your hypos are bona fide retarded man. take a million or swim a mile tugging a boat to get the same money

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2#50022101)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 4:14 PM
Author: Charcoal frisky filthpig dog poop

Explain. I would swim several miles and make several million. And you don't need to tug a boat if you think you can make it back to land without it. Or if you don't care to make it back to land.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2#50022163)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: Umber house fat ankles

explain how many miles you are going to swim befrpe you realize you need to turn around.

who is tugging a boat while swimming miles? wtf kind of hypo is this

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2#50022175)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: Charcoal frisky filthpig dog poop

I'll see how I feel after 3 miles. Probably go for 5+ total.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2#50022189)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: Umber house fat ankles

so 10 if you want to live

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2#50022193)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 4:38 PM
Author: Charcoal frisky filthpig dog poop

No need to double the mileage. I'll swim out 5 miles (or more), then hop in the dinghy I pulled behind me to head back to land and hit the pub for a nice bitter.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2#50022211)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 9:56 PM
Author: Diverse Elite Office



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2#50022810)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: stubborn laughsome coffee pot range

$42m

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2#50022108)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 4:41 PM
Author: fighting theater stage

$1 million now. If a pool the length of the English Channel I’d do the pool and target $5 million. Open water swimming is not for the feint of heart.

Edit: LOL at no support.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2#50022215)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 10:24 PM
Author: Curious Puce Telephone Really Tough Guy

towing a lifevest I'm very confident I could do at least two miles and make it back, worst case scenario I still get the million but had to work for it so I'm in, this is assuming that your 48 hour window is based on not being able to prepare not having to go out in a legit storm

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2#50022833)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 10:34 PM
Author: Charcoal frisky filthpig dog poop

180

2 miles is nbd. People are blowing this way out of proportion. It's easy money.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2#50022845)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 10:26 PM
Author: Flesh box office internal respiration

I am unable to float, so I will drown within 1 mile. Give me the channel.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2#50022835)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 10:29 PM
Author: richard clock

lol give me the $1M

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2#50022839)



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Date: July 25th, 2026 12:16 AM
Author: chrome sandwich deer antler

Sweet I’ll make $300 million, back stroking from Lyme Bay to st malo

Easy money

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2#50022952)



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Date: July 25th, 2026 9:36 AM
Author: Charcoal frisky filthpig dog poop

180000

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2#50023252)



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Date: July 25th, 2026 8:05 AM
Author: gerstern

How do u get to land once you’re done swimming / drowning?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2#50023183)



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Date: July 25th, 2026 9:14 AM
Author: Umber house fat ankles

Read the thread. You just tie a boat to you nbd

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2#50023238)



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Date: July 25th, 2026 9:37 AM
Author: Charcoal frisky filthpig dog poop

Or a life jacket or a paddle board or just swim back. Pretty much whatever you want.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2#50023253)



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Date: July 25th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Henna charismatic incel legal warrant

$1M now. I couldn't even swim a quarter mile lol.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2#50023206)



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Date: July 25th, 2026 9:38 AM
Author: Charcoal frisky filthpig dog poop

You don't need to all at once. You can swim, float around taking a break, resume swimming... Or, try to catch a current.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2#50023256)



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Date: July 26th, 2026 12:46 AM
Author: Henna charismatic incel legal warrant

(guy who has never actually gone for a swim)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2#50024662)



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Date: July 25th, 2026 9:53 AM
Author: black public bath rigor

I have no idea what my distance-swimming capacity is, let alone my open-water distance-swimming capacity (I'm reasonably but still unsupportedly confident on the former, incredibly pessimistic on the latter).

So I'll take the $1M. Give me some time to train, and especially time to train while deciding, and maybe I try to string together a few miles, but right now I just worry I hit 0 and die.

What is this "tow a rowboat" shit?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2#50023264)



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Date: July 25th, 2026 10:01 AM
Author: Charcoal frisky filthpig dog poop

What about it? You don't have do tow a boat. You could swim back when you're done, if you're inclined. But if you want, you can bring a boat or life jacket with you to help you get back to land after you swim as far as you're going to. You just can't use that helpful stuff until you're done with the hypo, so if you want to bring it, you need to tow it behind you.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2#50023276)



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Date: July 25th, 2026 10:17 AM
Author: black public bath rigor

Nigger, two-thirds of us are going to drown within 50 feet of the water getting deeper than 5'8". We are not "towing" a fucking ship behind us, quit being a faggot.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2#50023292)



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Date: July 26th, 2026 4:57 AM
Author: Curious Puce Telephone Really Tough Guy

the boat towing hypo is fairly retarded but not as retarded as you might think, things move so much easier in water that a strong swimmer could make that work, if I had an inflatable kayak kind of thing on a string I could probably haul it without much issue and whenever I give out I'm golden

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2#50024740)



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Date: July 25th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: Dashing Pearl Keepsake Machete

If presented with this opportunity I'd assume it was a Willy Wonka kind of situation where the offer that only a coward would accept is not a real offer and I need to prove my mettle to get the prize. I'll go for the swim and probably drown.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2#50023360)



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Date: July 26th, 2026 7:29 AM
Author: Mildly autistic church building

What’s the shark situation?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2#50024756)



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Date: July 26th, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: fighting theater stage

You should be fine in the English Channel

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2#50025034)



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Date: July 27th, 2026 11:57 AM
Author: Charcoal frisky filthpig dog poop

he assured his fellow poaster, flashing a multi-rowed grin

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2#50026815)



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Date: July 27th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: Claret sickened space useless brakes



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2#50027140)



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Date: July 26th, 2026 9:11 AM
Author: Soggy racy hell clown

op, your hypo is gay. If your towing some shit with you for the ride back in event of not meaking it, then everyone takes the million unless you are 1975 Mark Spitz. Personally, I could do probly 3 miles, but I dont want to be 3 miles off shore in the English fucking Channel when I decide to stop. Henceforth, I will take the $1mill.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2#50024798)



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Date: July 26th, 2026 9:46 AM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

Why not charter a boat 3 miles out and then swim to shore?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2#50024826)



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Date: July 26th, 2026 9:57 AM
Author: Histrionic frozen hairy legs

Definitely swimming as far as I can.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2#50024835)



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Date: July 26th, 2026 12:07 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

Infinite money glitch if you make sure to keep your eyes on the open sea at all times

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2#50025015)



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Date: July 26th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: chartreuse forum haunted graveyard



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2#50024938)



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Date: July 27th, 2026 11:59 AM
Author: Razzle bat shit crazy milk

If I can wear a wetsuit I could swim to france and back no problem

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2#50026820)



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Date: July 27th, 2026 12:01 PM
Author: Charcoal frisky filthpig dog poop



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2#50026823)



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Date: July 27th, 2026 12:34 PM
Author: confused circlehead international law enforcement agency

I swim 1 + 1/3 miles every morning (well, most mornings). Without a buttload of additional training lasting months, I could probably do up to 3 miles in open water and that would leave me pretty wrecked. Absolutely no way I can swim the whole English Channel, and if I tried without support, I would die.

So I would at most trust myself to swim 1.5 miles out, and then I would have to swim 1.5 miles back, and even that would involve non-zero risk to my life. All for 1.5 million.

I'll take the 1M and just stay in bed risklessly instead.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2#50026868)



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Date: July 27th, 2026 12:54 PM
Author: Razzle bat shit crazy milk

There is no time limit in the OP you could tow a life raft with water & food and an ipad and starlink internet and take a break and poast til next day

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2#50026902)



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Date: July 27th, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: confused circlehead international law enforcement agency

you'd need to sleep, and what happens if the raft drifts while you sleep?

The English Channel is 21 miles across at its narrowest. When I swim laps, my cruising speed is around 2 mph. So I would take 11+ hours of cruising speed swimming to cross the Channel, not counting any breaks, and not allowing for extra time to swim in a difficult body of open water. I either swim it all in one day, or I sleep and risk drifting all the way back to the starting point. Nazca Redlines tp's hypo seems to rule out assistance. I don't think I can do it without assistance. I'll take the 1M and stay in bed instead.



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2#50026910)



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Date: July 27th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: Razzle bat shit crazy milk

Bring an anchor with you

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2#50026930)



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Date: July 27th, 2026 1:35 PM
Author: confused circlehead international law enforcement agency

shrewd

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2#50026977)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 2:22 AM
Author: Bright hairraiser orchestra pit roommate

Just do tow an anchor

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2#50028901)



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Date: July 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Umber house fat ankles

it says it must be "consecutive" lmao op is a legit nyuug protégé of the english language

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2#50026991)



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Date: July 27th, 2026 2:12 PM
Author: titillating home old irish cottage

Still LOLLING at how absolutely retarded this hypo is

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2#50027107)



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Date: July 27th, 2026 2:25 PM
Author: confused circlehead international law enforcement agency

Nazca Redlines is our premier hypo artist and I appreciate and enjoy his work

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2#50027201)



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Date: July 27th, 2026 2:38 PM
Author: titillating home old irish cottage

Same but this was a big, public whiff. Very retarded too. Somewhat gay.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2#50027259)



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Date: July 27th, 2026 5:47 PM
Author: Charcoal frisky filthpig dog poop

If there is a problem here--and there isn't--it's that not enough poa who did a little D1 swimming in college saw this thread. Maybe they were all at an ironman triathalon or something.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2#50027828)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 3:27 AM
Author: confused circlehead international law enforcement agency

lol I legit swam in a state championship in HS (did not win anything) and that’s how I know with 100% certainty that I firmly decline this hypo

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2#50028921)



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Date: July 27th, 2026 5:45 PM
Author: Charcoal frisky filthpig dog poop



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2#50027822)



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Date: July 27th, 2026 2:27 PM
Author: Crimson New Version

agreed. nazca should know his audience. open water swimming is a sport for chubby women with great buoyancy. we're all jacked studs who played a little college ball.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2#50027211)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 2:22 AM
Author: Bright hairraiser orchestra pit roommate



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2#50028902)



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Date: July 27th, 2026 3:06 PM
Author: aggressive reading party

Absolutely no changing consumer patterns in this thread.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2#50027356)



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Date: July 27th, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Claret sickened space useless brakes

Expert SCUBA diver here with over 500 logged dives & a DM cert: I'll take the $1M up front, please. In hundreds and 20s.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2#50027834)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 2:03 AM
Author: Curious Puce Telephone Really Tough Guy

I'm pretty sure your fat feet alone would allow you to float out several miles

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2#50028894)