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Deathbed montage: Surprisingly large # of times you stood filling a Slurpee cup

You lie on your deathbed in your final moments and as your e...
anal galvanic nibblets hairy legs
  08/04/26
The memories circle back. An onslaught of denial where you t...
Bespoke useless brakes roommate
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gerstern
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anal galvanic nibblets hairy legs
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Low-t Dull Sweet Tailpipe
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anal galvanic nibblets hairy legs
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Bespoke useless brakes roommate
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fuchsia buck-toothed house legend
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“I’ve really liked it here…”
Talented seedy garrison
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(100 poast thread within 6 hours on XO 2014)
gerstern
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:)
anal galvanic nibblets hairy legs
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supple toaster
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Talented seedy garrison
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ruinous phenotype
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the White jensen huang
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soul-stirring associate turdskin
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supple toaster
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Talented seedy garrison
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supple toaster
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Low-t Dull Sweet Tailpipe
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Hot contagious parlour
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supple toaster
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the White jensen huang
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Talented seedy garrison
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I thought, by the thread title, this was going to take a dis...
burgundy embarrassed to the bone spot really tough guy
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Talented seedy garrison
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ruinous phenotype
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Talented seedy garrison
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hahahahahaha like "...with urine, while you posted a...
anal galvanic nibblets hairy legs
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poasting, while drunk, pants around ankles. Ridiculous, righ...
burgundy embarrassed to the bone spot really tough guy
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gerstern
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Talented seedy garrison
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Talented seedy garrison
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reminds me of this great movie: https://www.youtube.com/w...
Odious principal's office
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Gorgeous Kore-eda 🥰
Talented seedy garrison
  08/05/26


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Date: August 4th, 2026 9:12 AM
Author: anal galvanic nibblets hairy legs

You lie on your deathbed in your final moments and as your eyelids drop the montage begins. You expect a more typical compendium of life experiences, but you soon realize its only one thing. Its only the various times you filled Slurpee cups at 7/11.

Youre initially surprised at how many times you did this. Slurpees are fine, but you never had any particular love for them, nor ever made a habit of going to 7/11. But look... there are you... dozens and dozens of times since childhood. The sound of the machine: PSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSH

In the first clips it's your mom or dad filling the cup, as you stood by their legs, gazing up, giving instructions or waiting with big eyes.

In each of the clips, you can feel the thrill in your body that you felt then. The pure expectant joy.

it wasn't a bad life.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889385&forum_id=2#50044386)



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Date: August 4th, 2026 9:17 AM
Author: Bespoke useless brakes roommate

The memories circle back. An onslaught of denial where you tell your own son "that crap is full of microplastics" and hand him a bottle of Kefir. He goes on to become a Big Lawyer, just like you.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889385&forum_id=2#50044388)



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Date: August 4th, 2026 9:18 AM
Author: gerstern



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889385&forum_id=2#50044389)



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Date: August 4th, 2026 9:19 AM
Author: anal galvanic nibblets hairy legs



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889385&forum_id=2#50044393)



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Date: August 4th, 2026 10:28 PM
Author: Low-t Dull Sweet Tailpipe



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889385&forum_id=2#50046092)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:38 AM
Author: Talented seedy garrison



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:52 AM
Author: Idiotic pervert deer antler



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889385&forum_id=2#50046874)



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Date: August 4th, 2026 9:18 AM
Author: gerstern



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Date: August 4th, 2026 6:04 PM
Author: anal galvanic nibblets hairy legs



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889385&forum_id=2#50045412)



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Date: August 4th, 2026 6:24 PM
Author: Bespoke useless brakes roommate



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Date: August 4th, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: fuchsia buck-toothed house legend



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889385&forum_id=2#50045465)



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Date: August 4th, 2026 8:41 PM
Author: Talented seedy garrison

“I’ve really liked it here…”

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889385&forum_id=2#50045830)



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Date: August 4th, 2026 9:53 PM
Author: gerstern

(100 poast thread within 6 hours on XO 2014)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889385&forum_id=2#50046018)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 9:50 AM
Author: anal galvanic nibblets hairy legs

:)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889385&forum_id=2#50046670)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: supple toaster



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Date: August 6th, 2026 12:48 PM
Author: Talented seedy garrison



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:38 AM
Author: Talented seedy garrison



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Date: August 4th, 2026 9:53 PM
Author: ruinous phenotype



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Date: August 4th, 2026 9:55 PM
Author: the White jensen huang



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Date: August 4th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: soul-stirring associate turdskin



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889385&forum_id=2#50046046)



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Date: August 4th, 2026 10:07 PM
Author: supple toaster

180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889385&forum_id=2#50046055)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:38 AM
Author: Talented seedy garrison



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889385&forum_id=2#50046836)



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Date: August 4th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: supple toaster



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Date: August 4th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Low-t Dull Sweet Tailpipe



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Date: August 4th, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: Hot contagious parlour



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Date: August 4th, 2026 11:51 PM
Author: supple toaster



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Date: August 5th, 2026 12:00 AM
Author: the White jensen huang



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Date: August 6th, 2026 12:48 PM
Author: Talented seedy garrison



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889385&forum_id=2#50049317)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:44 AM
Author: burgundy embarrassed to the bone spot really tough guy

I thought, by the thread title, this was going to take a disgusting turn. But no.

If that is the montage-- me going to 7-11 after a baseball game or me taking my kids to get a slurpee after a soccer or baseball game -- I am more than fine with it.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889385&forum_id=2#50046858)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:46 AM
Author: Talented seedy garrison

180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889385&forum_id=2#50046860)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:49 AM
Author: ruinous phenotype



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889385&forum_id=2#50046869)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:51 AM
Author: Talented seedy garrison



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Date: August 5th, 2026 12:57 PM
Author: anal galvanic nibblets hairy legs

hahahahahaha

like "...with urine, while you posted alone in a screen-lit room, holding the cup between your pale thighs"?



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889385&forum_id=2#50047008)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: burgundy embarrassed to the bone spot really tough guy

poasting, while drunk, pants around ankles. Ridiculous, right?!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889385&forum_id=2#50047039)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 2:23 PM
Author: gerstern



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889385&forum_id=2#50047184)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 3:51 PM
Author: Talented seedy garrison



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889385&forum_id=2#50047364)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: gerstern



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889385&forum_id=2#50047185)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: Talented seedy garrison



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889385&forum_id=2#50047365)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 4:07 PM
Author: Odious principal's office

reminds me of this great movie:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DN9sr5wVkik

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889385&forum_id=2#50047391)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Talented seedy garrison

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gorgeous Kore-eda 🥰

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889385&forum_id=2#50047727)