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5’9 and 40 and still got some 25 year olds number last night

Nurse. Admittedly she was half asian. Texted her all day. Wh...
Swashbuckling well-lubricated internal respiration stain
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5 kids? congrats man
Crystalline Gaming Laptop
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razzle kink-friendly sweet tailpipe
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opaque boltzmann
  08/07/26
This reads like a jm poast.
Light doobsian piazza rigor
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mind-boggling shimmering pit scourge upon the earth
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My street pickup game has been on point since I was 18 and w...
Swashbuckling well-lubricated internal respiration stain
  08/07/26
Can you recast the Dutchess saga? Did you marry her? What wa...
flesh chapel
  08/07/26
True story is she was seeing this guy in college I was frien...
Swashbuckling well-lubricated internal respiration stain
  08/08/26
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lsd
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XO Origins: Johnsmeyer This is like a super hero prequel ...
flesh chapel
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embarrassed to the bone water buffalo
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Canary flickering plaza dysfunction
  08/08/26
in contract for a shore house tp
glassy contagious rigpig yarmulke
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Swashbuckling well-lubricated internal respiration stain
  08/08/26
tp.
Honey-headed Selfie Liquid Oxygen
  08/07/26
heights of everyone involved?
my dog can log into xo more often than I can
  08/07/26
She was like 5’2.
Swashbuckling well-lubricated internal respiration stain
  08/07/26
Of EVERYONE involved... *subpoenas Secaucus Flock cams for ...
Motley fluffy dragon stage
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Lmao no idea why people always said this about me. I come fr...
Swashbuckling well-lubricated internal respiration stain
  08/07/26
my nephew called me the fuck out on my height. I said I'm 6'...
Crystalline Gaming Laptop
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Swashbuckling well-lubricated internal respiration stain
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Admittedly she was half asian.Admittedly she was half asian....
wine community account
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He's going for my azngirl
Razzle-dazzle amethyst field
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I’m already married to a white.
Swashbuckling well-lubricated internal respiration stain
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razzle kink-friendly sweet tailpipe
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(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ t p ♥
Honey-headed Selfie Liquid Oxygen
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embarrassed to the bone water buffalo
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multi-colored pisswyrm
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Date: August 7th, 2026 7:28 PM
Author: Swashbuckling well-lubricated internal respiration stain

Nurse. Admittedly she was half asian. Texted her all day. When I texted her if she’s single she sent “yes…it’s been a minute. I need dick 😂.”

Then had to ghost her bc I’m married with 5 kids and don’t want to pay child support.



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5890517&forum_id=2#50052318)



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Date: August 7th, 2026 9:15 PM
Author: Crystalline Gaming Laptop

5 kids? congrats man

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Date: August 7th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: razzle kink-friendly sweet tailpipe



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Date: August 7th, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: opaque boltzmann



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Date: August 7th, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: Light doobsian piazza rigor

This reads like a jm poast.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5890517&forum_id=2#50052328)



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Date: August 7th, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: mind-boggling shimmering pit scourge upon the earth



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Date: August 7th, 2026 7:38 PM
Author: Swashbuckling well-lubricated internal respiration stain

My street pickup game has been on point since I was 18 and went to community college and realized the only way I’m gonna fuck since I don’t have dorm life is to talk to random chicks on class, walking to their car or at the mall.

Helped me greatly when I got transferred and “liked” taking chicks on dates. That’s how Dutchess fell in love with me.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5890517&forum_id=2#50052340)



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Date: August 7th, 2026 9:16 PM
Author: flesh chapel

Can you recast the Dutchess saga? Did you marry her? What was her backstory

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5890517&forum_id=2#50052525)



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Date: August 8th, 2026 1:05 AM
Author: Swashbuckling well-lubricated internal respiration stain

True story is she was seeing this guy in college I was friends with but he didn’t like her and she liked him. He just liked banging her. She was hot back then still is but let’s be real she’s 38 now. Still mom hot in a classy way. Then one night we’re dancing and me and her made out. She tells me the next day she loves hanging out with me and is going to stop seeing him. I was iffy about her but I basically said to myself if she’s gonna be normal and see where this goes I’ll give her leeway over some chick who makes you jump through the seeing 10 other guy hoops.

Then we hang out for a week she’s super clingy. I go home one night for a family function and she bangs the first guy again. Doesn’t tell me.

I come back keep hanging with her. Two weeks later I find out about it and completely lost it and broke it off with her. She starts crying and I stand my ground I’m like I know we’re “not yet official” but that’s unacceptable behavior. For a month she’s hitting me up asking for another chance etc.

I give it to her. She’s a model citizen since then (in before the omg no she wasn’t!) and now 18 years later we have 5 kids and a big house and are in contract for a shore house.

Modeled my 20 years of poasting around my saltiness from this incident. But then got caught in my mid to early 30’s chilling with no less than twenty different 20 year old Latinas at different times and almost lost my family. So kind of even.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5890517&forum_id=2#50052951)



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Date: August 8th, 2026 1:10 AM
Author: lsd

180

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Date: August 8th, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: flesh chapel

XO Origins: Johnsmeyer

This is like a super hero prequel if super heroes were 5'9"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5890517&forum_id=2#50052959)



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Date: August 8th, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone water buffalo



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Date: August 8th, 2026 4:35 PM
Author: Canary flickering plaza dysfunction



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Date: August 8th, 2026 4:48 PM
Author: glassy contagious rigpig yarmulke

in contract for a shore house tp

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5890517&forum_id=2#50053945)



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Date: August 8th, 2026 5:46 PM
Author: Swashbuckling well-lubricated internal respiration stain



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Date: August 7th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: Honey-headed Selfie Liquid Oxygen

tp.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5890517&forum_id=2#50052444)



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Date: August 7th, 2026 7:41 PM
Author: my dog can log into xo more often than I can (and he’s neutered!)

heights of everyone involved?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5890517&forum_id=2#50052343)



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Date: August 7th, 2026 7:47 PM
Author: Swashbuckling well-lubricated internal respiration stain

She was like 5’2.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5890517&forum_id=2#50052356)



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Date: August 7th, 2026 8:07 PM
Author: Motley fluffy dragon stage

Of EVERYONE involved...

*subpoenas Secaucus Flock cams for ur inevitable greatly exaggerated 5'9 claim*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5890517&forum_id=2#50052378)



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Date: August 7th, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Swashbuckling well-lubricated internal respiration stain

Lmao no idea why people always said this about me. I come from an era that was long before height lying. I wouldn’t be married to a 5’7 chick if I was 5’7.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5890517&forum_id=2#50052517)



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Date: August 7th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Crystalline Gaming Laptop

my nephew called me the fuck out on my height. I said I'm 6'0 and he said "you look more like 5'11 1/2"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5890517&forum_id=2#50052589)



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Date: August 8th, 2026 12:59 AM
Author: Swashbuckling well-lubricated internal respiration stain



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Date: August 7th, 2026 8:09 PM
Author: wine community account

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(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5890517&forum_id=2#50052382)



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Date: August 7th, 2026 8:18 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle amethyst field

He's going for my azngirl

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5890517&forum_id=2#50052389)



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Date: August 7th, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Swashbuckling well-lubricated internal respiration stain

I’m already married to a white.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5890517&forum_id=2#50052510)



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Date: August 8th, 2026 3:38 AM
Author: razzle kink-friendly sweet tailpipe



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Date: August 7th, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Honey-headed Selfie Liquid Oxygen

(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ t p ♥

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Date: August 8th, 2026 4:37 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone water buffalo



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Date: August 8th, 2026 4:40 PM
Author: multi-colored pisswyrm



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