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If I were rich as fuck I would start a fake company on an abandoned campus park

Those old 90s corporate training HQ places that are all aban...
Mauve mildly autistic becky
  08/10/26
i'd buy a newspaper and make them cover/write/spin whatever ...
chocolate magical potus preventive strike
  08/10/26
Oh my god this is unbelievably based. It would almost be lik...
Mauve mildly autistic becky
  08/10/26
lol ur funny
chocolate magical potus preventive strike
  08/10/26
...
jade dysfunction keepsake machete
  08/10/26
180
jade dysfunction keepsake machete
  08/10/26
Would you come to one of my fake meetings in my fake office ...
Mauve mildly autistic becky
  08/10/26
Can’t wait 🥰
jade dysfunction keepsake machete
  08/10/26
You have to wear a suit
Mauve mildly autistic becky
  08/10/26
180, my dad has some nice ones and we’re the same size...
jade dysfunction keepsake machete
  08/10/26
How tf are you the same size as your dad
Mauve mildly autistic becky
  08/10/26
He was a tall surfer build Boomer who loved and was actually...
jade dysfunction keepsake machete
  08/10/26
i'll fuck the gay outta you boi
bright crackhouse
  08/10/26
wtf I love Black Kings now!
jade dysfunction keepsake machete
  08/10/26
...
mint cuckoldry newt
  08/10/26
The legend of the Cucumber(s?)...
jade dysfunction keepsake machete
  08/10/26
That's crazy my dad is way bigger than me and I'm pretty hug...
Mauve mildly autistic becky
  08/10/26
Men are 180, unironically in this case ⛳️
jade dysfunction keepsake machete
  08/10/26
...
Orchid Motley Legend Native
  08/10/26
kokomo. 🙏
jade dysfunction keepsake machete
  08/10/26
extremely on brand Dad imo, fwiw
Disrespectful lilac church building shitlib
  08/10/26
Tyty 😋
jade dysfunction keepsake machete
  08/10/26
gorgeous guy aesthetically and surprisingly gracious about a...
insecure aggressive public bath
  08/10/26
;-)
jade dysfunction keepsake machete
  08/10/26
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT7uk75...
chocolate magical potus preventive strike
  08/10/26
Sounds like the plot of a 90s movie, could you make a golden...
Aromatic Institution
  08/10/26
...
Mississippi Protein Ad
  08/10/26
...
Disrespectful lilac church building shitlib
  08/10/26
Yeah I definitely think if we get some footage of an abandon...
Mauve mildly autistic becky
  08/10/26
I mean there would 100% have to be a scumloser gunner who ke...
Aromatic Institution
  08/10/26
You've got a lot of ideas for this. If you write the script ...
Mauve mildly autistic becky
  08/10/26
I wonder if the people would keep showing up doing Fake shit...
Aphrodisiac Sneaky Criminal Jewess
  08/10/26
...
Mississippi Protein Ad
  08/10/26
so only engineers would put cart before the horse?
Mind-boggling Liquid Oxygen
  08/10/26
Engineers are the horse. The cart is filled with Fake Job pe...
Aphrodisiac Sneaky Criminal Jewess
  08/10/26
This is literally how the world currently works
gunneratttt
  08/10/26
...
Disrespectful lilac church building shitlib
  08/10/26
ran here lol at this thread
the White jensen huang
  08/10/26
...
Orchid Motley Legend Native
  08/10/26
My Fake Company would rule the world
Mauve mildly autistic becky
  08/10/26
...
Marvelous Sooty Senate Foreskin
  08/10/26
If I was rich af, I would probably just travel to exotic tro...
hyperactive dead voyeur ape
  08/10/26
shit just go to Pensacola, plenty of straight up blue collar...
Disrespectful lilac church building shitlib
  08/10/26
way too many black folk in P-cola
hyperactive dead voyeur ape
  08/10/26
Something about this poast-moniker synergy genuinely made my...
jade dysfunction keepsake machete
  08/10/26
I don't know if there are any Hot Chicks in Pensacola but I ...
Mauve mildly autistic becky
  08/10/26
objection, relevance
Disrespectful lilac church building shitlib
  08/12/26
We already have a poaster who does this. No imagination? Com...
Mauve mildly autistic becky
  08/10/26
I'm different, I'd be high
hyperactive dead voyeur ape
  08/10/26
Woah cr
Mauve mildly autistic becky
  08/10/26
Okay, I lol'd
jade dysfunction keepsake machete
  08/10/26
this is why all goyim never leave their children anything in...
shimmering piazza
  08/10/26
And yet people give me shit for this
Aromatic Institution
  08/10/26
Fair pushback!
Mauve mildly autistic becky
  08/10/26
...
jade dysfunction keepsake machete
  08/10/26
...
jade dysfunction keepsake machete
  08/10/26
180
jade dysfunction keepsake machete
  08/10/26
What if you accidentally make money though
tan dingle berry
  08/10/26
I would be devastated if my coworkers ever left the Campus
Mauve mildly autistic becky
  08/10/26
...
jade dysfunction keepsake machete
  08/10/26
if i was bezos rich id just do a bunch of steroids and worko...
shimmering piazza
  08/10/26
This shtick is played out you need to think big
Mauve mildly autistic becky
  08/10/26
cant think of a single other actual rich guy that is pumping...
shimmering piazza
  08/10/26
Bobby Kennedy Jr?
Mauve mildly autistic becky
  08/10/26
bro he is fucking TINY vince is actually juicy u can...
shimmering piazza
  08/10/26
What's stopping you from juicin
Mauve mildly autistic becky
  08/10/26
i am just not crazy amounts like i want waiting for the k...
shimmering piazza
  08/10/26
Goddamn this is a great country
Mauve mildly autistic becky
  08/10/26
...
pale theater prole
  08/10/26
...
shimmering piazza
  08/10/26
...
jade dysfunction keepsake machete
  08/10/26
...
Disrespectful lilac church building shitlib
  08/12/26
I currently work for a company like this.
Transparent adventurous sound barrier abode
  08/10/26
What do they/you do
Mauve mildly autistic becky
  08/10/26
...
jade dysfunction keepsake machete
  08/10/26
wow - 180. ps just about every non-profit is like this
insecure aggressive public bath
  08/10/26
...
jade dysfunction keepsake machete
  08/10/26


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Date: August 10th, 2026 1:27 AM
Author: Mauve mildly autistic becky

Those old 90s corporate training HQ places that are all abandoned. I would buy and restore one and just pay people to show up to 'work' and I would just play act being a CEO and go around in a suit and make sure everyone was doing business.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891245&forum_id=2#50056874)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 1:30 AM
Author: chocolate magical potus preventive strike

i'd buy a newspaper and make them cover/write/spin whatever the fuck i wanted

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891245&forum_id=2#50056884)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 1:34 AM
Author: Mauve mildly autistic becky

Oh my god this is unbelievably based. It would almost be like having your own Twitter account where you can type out your thoughts to millions of people.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891245&forum_id=2#50056897)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 1:36 AM
Author: chocolate magical potus preventive strike

lol ur funny

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891245&forum_id=2#50056905)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: jade dysfunction keepsake machete



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891245&forum_id=2#50057972)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 1:31 AM
Author: jade dysfunction keepsake machete

180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891245&forum_id=2#50056885)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 1:35 AM
Author: Mauve mildly autistic becky

Would you come to one of my fake meetings in my fake office building?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891245&forum_id=2#50056898)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 1:35 AM
Author: jade dysfunction keepsake machete

Can’t wait 🥰

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891245&forum_id=2#50056900)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 1:36 AM
Author: Mauve mildly autistic becky

You have to wear a suit

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891245&forum_id=2#50056903)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 1:38 AM
Author: jade dysfunction keepsake machete

180, my dad has some nice ones and we’re the same size

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891245&forum_id=2#50056906)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 1:39 AM
Author: Mauve mildly autistic becky

How tf are you the same size as your dad

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891245&forum_id=2#50056909)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 1:43 AM
Author: jade dysfunction keepsake machete

He was a tall surfer build Boomer who loved and was actually good at surfing (I’m not good to say the least, lmao), gorgeous guy aesthetically and surprisingly gracious about accepting that his one son (me) is gay and/or retarded on my best day 🐶

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891245&forum_id=2#50056916)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 1:45 AM
Author: bright crackhouse

i'll fuck the gay outta you boi

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891245&forum_id=2#50056919)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 1:45 AM
Author: jade dysfunction keepsake machete

wtf I love Black Kings now!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891245&forum_id=2#50056920)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: mint cuckoldry newt



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891245&forum_id=2#50057983)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: jade dysfunction keepsake machete

The legend of the Cucumber(s?)...

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891245&forum_id=2#50058002)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 1:53 AM
Author: Mauve mildly autistic becky

That's crazy my dad is way bigger than me and I'm pretty huge lol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891245&forum_id=2#50056926)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 1:55 AM
Author: jade dysfunction keepsake machete

Men are 180, unironically in this case ⛳️

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891245&forum_id=2#50056929)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 11:44 AM
Author: Orchid Motley Legend Native



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891245&forum_id=2#50057626)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 1:21 PM
Author: jade dysfunction keepsake machete

kokomo. 🙏

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891245&forum_id=2#50057944)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 12:05 PM
Author: Disrespectful lilac church building shitlib

extremely on brand Dad imo, fwiw

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891245&forum_id=2#50057692)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: jade dysfunction keepsake machete

Tyty 😋

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891245&forum_id=2#50057941)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: insecure aggressive public bath

gorgeous guy aesthetically and surprisingly gracious about accepting his son

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891245&forum_id=2#50059661)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: jade dysfunction keepsake machete

;-)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891245&forum_id=2#50059664)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 1:38 AM
Author: chocolate magical potus preventive strike

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT7uk75WF5DWhd3DPP8WwrKk8cYQjWaovc2SgNcuTDM5GhHEglPs7tTsH6Z&s=10

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891245&forum_id=2#50056908)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 4:48 AM
Author: Aromatic Institution

Sounds like the plot of a 90s movie, could you make a golden retriever VP of something?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891245&forum_id=2#50056967)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 7:12 AM
Author: Mississippi Protein Ad



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891245&forum_id=2#50057014)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 10:59 AM
Author: Disrespectful lilac church building shitlib



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891245&forum_id=2#50057488)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 11:48 AM
Author: Mauve mildly autistic becky

Yeah I definitely think if we get some footage of an abandoned corporate campus filled with actors pretending to be employees reporting to a golden retriever in a suit the least of our concerns would be someone in a vocal booth doing the dog's lines. Need a tight script for this to work because once you film it you can't really go back for reshoots.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891245&forum_id=2#50057644)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 12:04 PM
Author: Aromatic Institution

I mean there would 100% have to be a scumloser gunner who kept getting undermined by the golden and increasingly angry as the golden got promotions he thought he deserved. This would naturally lead to him coming up with a nefarious plot, only to have the golden foil it, show him the error of his ways and teach him about friendship.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891245&forum_id=2#50057687)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 12:05 PM
Author: Mauve mildly autistic becky

You've got a lot of ideas for this. If you write the script I'll produce and direct it.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891245&forum_id=2#50057691)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 7:35 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Sneaky Criminal Jewess

I wonder if the people would keep showing up doing Fake shit for money or if they’d ever quit. Like would any goyim actually leave if you pay them $1 more than any job they find? Would they just schedule meetings with one another?

If you employ enough Engineers, eventually they’d just Engineer something and you’d own the patent automatically. Nerds can and will Engineer things. After they do that, you could try to build a company around their Invention.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891245&forum_id=2#50057057)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 7:38 AM
Author: Mississippi Protein Ad



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891245&forum_id=2#50057059)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 7:38 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Liquid Oxygen

so only engineers would put cart before the horse?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891245&forum_id=2#50057060)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 7:47 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Sneaky Criminal Jewess

Engineers are the horse. The cart is filled with Fake Job people imho

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891245&forum_id=2#50057069)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 8:33 AM
Author: gunneratttt (gunneratttt)

This is literally how the world currently works

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891245&forum_id=2#50057149)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 10:59 AM
Author: Disrespectful lilac church building shitlib



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891245&forum_id=2#50057489)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 11:05 AM
Author: the White jensen huang

ran here

lol at this thread

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891245&forum_id=2#50057509)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 11:44 AM
Author: Orchid Motley Legend Native



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891245&forum_id=2#50057628)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 10:53 AM
Author: Mauve mildly autistic becky

My Fake Company would rule the world

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891245&forum_id=2#50057464)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 12:54 PM
Author: Marvelous Sooty Senate Foreskin



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891245&forum_id=2#50057878)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: hyperactive dead voyeur ape

If I was rich af, I would probably just travel to exotic tropical locations fucking local hotties while drunk and high, every day until I expire.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891245&forum_id=2#50057492)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 11:03 AM
Author: Disrespectful lilac church building shitlib

shit just go to Pensacola, plenty of straight up blue collar proles living this life exactly (assuming certain generous definitions of "exotic" "tropical" and "hottie" ofc)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891245&forum_id=2#50057502)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: hyperactive dead voyeur ape

way too many black folk in P-cola

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891245&forum_id=2#50057584)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: jade dysfunction keepsake machete

Something about this poast-moniker synergy genuinely made my day, not sure exactly how to exactly explain why in "hue-man" "speech" except to say: "I've really liked it here ITT" 🐾

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891245&forum_id=2#50057948)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: Mauve mildly autistic becky

I don't know if there are any Hot Chicks in Pensacola but I can tell you as a first hand witness there are some DUMB BITCHES in Pensacola. There are some of the dumbest people you could possibly meat.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891245&forum_id=2#50057951)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 8:57 AM
Author: Disrespectful lilac church building shitlib

objection, relevance

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891245&forum_id=2#50063025)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 11:03 AM
Author: Mauve mildly autistic becky

We already have a poaster who does this. No imagination? Come up with your own shtick.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891245&forum_id=2#50057504)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 11:29 AM
Author: hyperactive dead voyeur ape

I'm different, I'd be high

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891245&forum_id=2#50057589)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 11:49 AM
Author: Mauve mildly autistic becky

Woah cr

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891245&forum_id=2#50057647)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: jade dysfunction keepsake machete

Okay, I lol'd

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891245&forum_id=2#50057965)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 11:48 AM
Author: shimmering piazza

this is why all goyim never leave their children anything in the end

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891245&forum_id=2#50057643)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 12:04 PM
Author: Aromatic Institution

And yet people give me shit for this

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891245&forum_id=2#50057689)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 12:05 PM
Author: Mauve mildly autistic becky

Fair pushback!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891245&forum_id=2#50057695)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: jade dysfunction keepsake machete



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891245&forum_id=2#50057962)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: jade dysfunction keepsake machete



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891245&forum_id=2#50057961)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: jade dysfunction keepsake machete

180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891245&forum_id=2#50057964)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 11:04 AM
Author: tan dingle berry

What if you accidentally make money though

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891245&forum_id=2#50057506)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 11:10 AM
Author: Mauve mildly autistic becky

I would be devastated if my coworkers ever left the Campus

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891245&forum_id=2#50057520)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: jade dysfunction keepsake machete



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891245&forum_id=2#50057959)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: shimmering piazza

if i was bezos rich id just do a bunch of steroids and workout like vince mcmahon

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891245&forum_id=2#50057594)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: Mauve mildly autistic becky

This shtick is played out you need to think big

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891245&forum_id=2#50057650)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 12:28 PM
Author: shimmering piazza

cant think of a single other actual rich guy that is pumping roids and iron like vince

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891245&forum_id=2#50057782)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Mauve mildly autistic becky

Bobby Kennedy Jr?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891245&forum_id=2#50057794)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 12:33 PM
Author: shimmering piazza

bro he is fucking TINY

vince is actually juicy

u can do what he did with a few hours of working out a day

vince is doing legit pinning and working

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891245&forum_id=2#50057798)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 12:35 PM
Author: Mauve mildly autistic becky

What's stopping you from juicin

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891245&forum_id=2#50057810)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: shimmering piazza

i am just not crazy amounts like i want

waiting for the kids to get out of the house before i have a billion chemicals in the fridge and shit

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891245&forum_id=2#50057823)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: Mauve mildly autistic becky

Goddamn this is a great country

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891245&forum_id=2#50057826)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 12:39 PM
Author: pale theater prole



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891245&forum_id=2#50057829)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: shimmering piazza



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891245&forum_id=2#50057870)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 8:04 PM
Author: jade dysfunction keepsake machete



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891245&forum_id=2#50059174)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 8:58 AM
Author: Disrespectful lilac church building shitlib



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891245&forum_id=2#50063026)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 12:49 PM
Author: Transparent adventurous sound barrier abode

I currently work for a company like this.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891245&forum_id=2#50057858)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 12:49 PM
Author: Mauve mildly autistic becky

What do they/you do

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891245&forum_id=2#50057862)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 8:04 PM
Author: jade dysfunction keepsake machete



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891245&forum_id=2#50059173)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 9:59 PM
Author: insecure aggressive public bath

wow - 180. ps just about every non-profit is like this

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891245&forum_id=2#50059654)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: jade dysfunction keepsake machete



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891245&forum_id=2#50059667)