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who is the biggest alcoholic now on the bort?

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duck-like marvelous pistol
  08/12/26
EPAH. his poasting is already 30 IQ points lower than it was...
ferengi
  08/12/26
Hate to see it. But I suspect he mostly poasts while smashed...
gunneratttt
  08/12/26
yep those are all factors
ferengi
  08/12/26
yeah could be. hes made poasts joking that hes drinking ...
fantasy-prone sinister center background story
  08/12/26
i think a couple months ago he was poasting about drinking a...
ferengi
  08/12/26
cr i dont know if that was supposed to be a joke or what. od...
fantasy-prone sinister center background story
  08/12/26
drinking a handle a day is like end-stage unrestrained alcoh...
lascivious fuchsia regret
  08/13/26
His face is bloated, plus his high squeaky voice. He obviou...
duck-like marvelous pistol
  08/12/26
Tommy T cant seem to shake the poison
boyish heaven psychic
  08/12/26
thank man, means a lot
arrogant depressive
  08/12/26
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coiffed coral queen of the night parlor
  08/12/26
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gunneratttt
  08/12/26
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Razzmatazz Nursing Home
  08/12/26
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fantasy-prone sinister center background story
  08/12/26
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Slimy Razzle-dazzle Famous Landscape Painting
  08/12/26
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Disgusting Box Office Sex Offender
  08/12/26
do we even have any real hardcore drunkmos anymore or ju...
fantasy-prone sinister center background story
  08/12/26
It was probably me up until about 2 years ago
Swashbuckling nowag gas station
  08/12/26
Not me
cracking public bath weed whacker
  08/12/26
prob me ngl
azure field giraffe
  08/12/26
i'm a dry drunk imo
Trip Hissy Fit International Law Enforcement Agency
  08/12/26
gonna open a beer now at 130am even though i sorta dont feel...
arrogant depressive
  08/12/26
juice juice juice!
duck-like marvelous pistol
  08/12/26
why start drinking so late? start earlier
big juggernaut
  08/12/26
actual alchys consider cracking a beer at 1:30 am to be star...
azure field giraffe
  08/12/26
im working on it, i admire these fat birdshits drinking at a...
arrogant depressive
  08/12/26
I let the board down
lex
  08/12/26
AHEM
Transparent Hyperactive Ape
  08/12/26
I felt like I was middle of the road before but I would be t...
khaki cruise ship
  08/12/26
It's definitely me. Ty US Army for instilling alcoholism int...
multi-colored office
  08/12/26
how much are you drinking brother
fantasy-prone sinister center background story
  08/12/26
enough to bang some trannies
duck-like marvelous pistol
  08/12/26
what's stabby mclawyer doing these days?
stirring startling rigpig
  08/12/26
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electric puce sweet tailpipe
  08/13/26
Ricky's been drinking a ton since quiet quitting weed
Deep dysfunction trailer park
  08/12/26
not sure it's "quiet" when he mentions it 2-3 time...
Hilarious pearly theatre legal warrant
  08/12/26
other than lex?
Laughsome tank
  08/13/26


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Date: August 12th, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: duck-like marvelous pistol



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892412&forum_id=2#50063681)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: ferengi

EPAH. his poasting is already 30 IQ points lower than it was four years ago, and i'm guessing it's the SAUCE

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892412&forum_id=2#50063689)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 1:49 PM
Author: gunneratttt (gunneratttt)

Hate to see it. But I suspect he mostly poasts while smashed and that he's still pretty sharp when sober. Also he's increasingly glib and avoids engaging seriously, which is probably because the level of discourse here is in the toilet, and that dismissiveness can come across as lower iq.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892412&forum_id=2#50063708)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: ferengi

yep those are all factors

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892412&forum_id=2#50063714)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 1:56 PM
Author: fantasy-prone sinister center background story

yeah could be.

hes made poasts joking that hes drinking a ton but mostly sticks to his "i drink 3 ipas every day to keep these tits" shtick

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892412&forum_id=2#50063723)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: ferengi

i think a couple months ago he was poasting about drinking a handle a day, and also he always seems shitfaced with his elementary school level logical reasoning

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892412&forum_id=2#50063794)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 2:39 PM
Author: fantasy-prone sinister center background story

cr i dont know if that was supposed to be a joke or what. odd guy imo

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892412&forum_id=2#50063806)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 2:00 AM
Author: lascivious fuchsia regret

drinking a handle a day is like end-stage unrestrained alcoholism where he's barreling toward death, i'm certain he was just fucking around. he is an extremely rigid thinker and not very funny but you can't be actually dumb and have any success with his type of legal practice.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892412&forum_id=2#50064999)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 2:21 PM
Author: duck-like marvelous pistol

His face is bloated, plus his high squeaky voice. He obviously has high estrogen levels from drinking so much beer

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892412&forum_id=2#50063762)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: boyish heaven psychic

Tommy T cant seem to shake the poison

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892412&forum_id=2#50063694)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 1:44 PM
Author: arrogant depressive

thank man, means a lot

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892412&forum_id=2#50063696)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 1:45 PM
Author: coiffed coral queen of the night parlor



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892412&forum_id=2#50063699)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 1:49 PM
Author: gunneratttt (gunneratttt)



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892412&forum_id=2#50063709)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Nursing Home



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892412&forum_id=2#50063710)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: fantasy-prone sinister center background story



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892412&forum_id=2#50063719)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 3:53 PM
Author: Slimy Razzle-dazzle Famous Landscape Painting



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892412&forum_id=2#50063975)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 7:38 PM
Author: Disgusting Box Office Sex Offender



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892412&forum_id=2#50064468)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: fantasy-prone sinister center background story

do we even have any real hardcore drunkmos anymore

or just guys who drink beer everyday which doesnt necessarily make one an "alcoholic" imo

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892412&forum_id=2#50063711)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 2:04 PM
Author: Swashbuckling nowag gas station

It was probably me up until about 2 years ago

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892412&forum_id=2#50063737)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 2:04 PM
Author: cracking public bath weed whacker

Not me

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892412&forum_id=2#50063739)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: azure field giraffe

prob me ngl

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892412&forum_id=2#50063741)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 2:06 PM
Author: Trip Hissy Fit International Law Enforcement Agency

i'm a dry drunk imo

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892412&forum_id=2#50063742)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 3:58 PM
Author: arrogant depressive

gonna open a beer now at 130am even though i sorta dont feel like it, furk libs

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892412&forum_id=2#50063986)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 4:04 PM
Author: duck-like marvelous pistol

juice juice juice!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892412&forum_id=2#50064000)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 4:13 PM
Author: big juggernaut

why start drinking so late? start earlier

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892412&forum_id=2#50064027)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: azure field giraffe

actual alchys consider cracking a beer at 1:30 am to be starting early

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892412&forum_id=2#50064053)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 7:15 PM
Author: arrogant depressive

im working on it, i admire these fat birdshits drinking at airports at 10am

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892412&forum_id=2#50064422)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 4:06 PM
Author: lex

I let the board down

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892412&forum_id=2#50064008)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: Transparent Hyperactive Ape

AHEM

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892412&forum_id=2#50064055)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 4:25 PM
Author: khaki cruise ship

I felt like I was middle of the road before but I would be the prime candidate now. I guess that's good.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892412&forum_id=2#50064063)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 5:57 PM
Author: multi-colored office

It's definitely me. Ty US Army for instilling alcoholism into me

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892412&forum_id=2#50064277)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: fantasy-prone sinister center background story

how much are you drinking brother

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892412&forum_id=2#50064303)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: duck-like marvelous pistol

enough to bang some trannies

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892412&forum_id=2#50064450)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: stirring startling rigpig

what's stabby mclawyer doing these days?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892412&forum_id=2#50064446)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 2:58 AM
Author: electric puce sweet tailpipe



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892412&forum_id=2#50065016)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 7:37 PM
Author: Deep dysfunction trailer park

Ricky's been drinking a ton since quiet quitting weed

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892412&forum_id=2#50064464)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 7:50 PM
Author: Hilarious pearly theatre legal warrant

not sure it's "quiet" when he mentions it 2-3 times a week minimum on xo

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892412&forum_id=2#50064497)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 3:00 AM
Author: Laughsome tank

other than lex?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892412&forum_id=2#50065018)