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Ken Paxton steals lawyer’s Mont Blanc pen (security cam footage)

Lmfao, this guy is hilarious. https://youtu.be/QlHVxUMasu...
Cocky Vibrant School
  08/14/26
Lol
self-centered fantasy-prone genital piercing antidepressant drug
  08/14/26
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Narrow-minded Lascivious Trailer Park
  08/17/26
Was Shitlaw Steve actually Ken Paxton?
Cocky Vibrant School
  08/14/26
cq
Aromatic flatulent church building
  08/17/26
lol he’s truly cartoonish. The 2006 vibes get stronger...
nubile grizzly mood
  08/14/26
2006 was truly a special year in political corruption
Cocky Vibrant School
  08/14/26
lol remember the Larry Craig bathroom incident???
Adamo Tuti
  08/16/26
180 political ad
Embarrassed To The Bone Corner Hissy Fit
  08/14/26
This. The whole pen stealing story has been used in multiple...
Narrow-minded Lascivious Trailer Park
  08/17/26
Very Trumpian
disgusting patrolman
  08/14/26
There’s something about the fagginess of that voiceove...
unholy pearl principal's office twinkling uncleanness
  08/14/26
It's a good ad, but I wonder what percent of people think it...
Charismatic Orange Rigor Theatre
  08/14/26
Sup, Ken
Cocky Vibrant School
  08/15/26
everyone knows a mont blanc when they see it, ken
Embarrassed To The Bone Corner Hissy Fit
  08/15/26
do you think he would've taken it if it was a Bic?
Splenetic beta house yarmulke
  08/15/26
Shitlaw Steve bragged about doing this 20 years ago. This gu...
titillating indigo forum striped hyena
  08/15/26
Ken Paxton may actually be shitlaw steve
Cocky Vibrant School
  08/16/26
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Provocative Parlour
  08/16/26
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Bull Headed Fragrant Cruise Ship
  08/16/26
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cordovan background story
  08/16/26
I’m voting for him even harder now
racy doobsian whorehouse regret
  08/16/26
One guy "stole" a pen, the other "candidate&q...
Richard Ames
  08/16/26
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Crystalline Location
  08/16/26
Democratic U.S. Senate nominee and Texas State Representativ...
Appetizing drab kitchen marketing idea
  08/16/26
Talarico is such a faggot. His "faith" just happen...
Richard Ames
  08/16/26
lol at "the same courthouse where Paxton would later be...
Appetizing drab kitchen marketing idea
  08/16/26
This bored loves physiognomy. Ken Paxton is an excellent exa...
dark stimulating old irish cottage
  08/16/26
this feels like a hot take, talarico and rogers. my gut is ...
Appetizing drab kitchen marketing idea
  08/16/26
You are correct. Dems mathematically unable to win in Texas....
Provocative Parlour
  08/16/26
Blue wave. Talarico and Al Sayed.
self-centered fantasy-prone genital piercing antidepressant drug
  08/16/26
Both are coin flips and it’s like an indictment of all...
nubile grizzly mood
  08/17/26


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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: Cocky Vibrant School

Lmfao, this guy is hilarious.

https://youtu.be/QlHVxUMasu0

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50068361)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: self-centered fantasy-prone genital piercing antidepressant drug

Lol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50068367)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 11:37 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Lascivious Trailer Park



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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:26 PM
Author: Cocky Vibrant School

Was Shitlaw Steve actually Ken Paxton?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50068376)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: Aromatic flatulent church building

cq

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50073144)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: nubile grizzly mood

lol he’s truly cartoonish. The 2006 vibes get stronger and stronger this year. This was roughly the point in 2006 when the Mark Foley story first broke.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50068378)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: Cocky Vibrant School

2006 was truly a special year in political corruption

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50068436)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 7:06 PM
Author: Adamo Tuti (⚖️)

lol remember the Larry Craig bathroom incident???

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50071988)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:59 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Corner Hissy Fit

180 political ad

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50068446)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 11:37 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Lascivious Trailer Park

This. The whole pen stealing story has been used in multiple election cycles now but this ad made me actually chuckle.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50073146)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: disgusting patrolman

Very Trumpian

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50068450)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:07 PM
Author: unholy pearl principal's office twinkling uncleanness

There’s something about the fagginess of that voiceover that pisses me off more than the theft of a Mont Blanc pen.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50068940)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:12 PM
Author: Charismatic Orange Rigor Theatre

It's a good ad, but I wonder what percent of people think its going too far.

Like seems like he just found a pen left behind and picked it up. If it were a Bic, people would be touting him as environmentally friendly.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50068950)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 3:51 PM
Author: Cocky Vibrant School

Sup, Ken

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50069844)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Corner Hissy Fit

everyone knows a mont blanc when they see it, ken

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50069847)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 3:58 PM
Author: Splenetic beta house yarmulke

do you think he would've taken it if it was a Bic?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50069860)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: titillating indigo forum striped hyena

Shitlaw Steve bragged about doing this 20 years ago. This guy pulled a literal Shitlaw Steve.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50069853)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Cocky Vibrant School

Ken Paxton may actually be shitlaw steve

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50071043)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: Provocative Parlour



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Date: August 16th, 2026 11:57 AM
Author: Bull Headed Fragrant Cruise Ship



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Date: August 16th, 2026 12:57 PM
Author: cordovan background story



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Date: August 16th, 2026 10:39 PM
Author: racy doobsian whorehouse regret

I’m voting for him even harder now

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50072357)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: Richard Ames

One guy "stole" a pen, the other "candidate" expresses his love of "trans kids." Paxton is the Alpha Asshole Bully we need and deserve. Btw he *will* fuck your wife.

Libs, your response?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50071115)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: Crystalline Location



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Date: August 16th, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: Appetizing drab kitchen marketing idea

Democratic U.S. Senate nominee and Texas State Representative James Talarico endorsed reparations for Black Americans during a campaign stop in DeSoto, Texas. He stated that repairing past harms aligns with his faith and background. He pointed to policies like tuition relief, homeownership grants, and government-funded baby bonds to build generational wealth.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50071123)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 12:25 PM
Author: Richard Ames

Talarico is such a faggot. His "faith" just happens to completely and totally align with current far left democrat ideals. Odd case.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50071159)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 12:16 PM
Author: Appetizing drab kitchen marketing idea

lol at "the same courthouse where Paxton would later be indicted for investment fraud"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50071137)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: dark stimulating old irish cottage

This bored loves physiognomy. Ken Paxton is an excellent example of appearances matching his morals.

He's probably going to lose to Talaricio. Which he deserves to. MAGA shot itself in the foot. But it's an exchange for El Sayed (another perfect example of physiognomy), who's going to lose to Mike Rogers in Michigan. Dem-DSA shooting itself in the foot.

Maybe we are slowly shifting back to normalcy.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50071506)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: Appetizing drab kitchen marketing idea

this feels like a hot take, talarico and rogers. my gut is paxton and sayed

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50071655)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: Provocative Parlour

You are correct. Dems mathematically unable to win in Texas. Similarly Moozlims own Michigan.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50071785)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 10:33 PM
Author: self-centered fantasy-prone genital piercing antidepressant drug

Blue wave. Talarico and Al Sayed.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50072351)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: nubile grizzly mood

Both are coin flips and it’s like an indictment of all of America that these two races that shouldn’t be close are going to gobble up ~1/3 of all spending in the senate this cycle. Both would be 10+ wins for the incumbent party if the party establishments hadn’t been decimated in the last 10 years and replace with these two ruling retards factions.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50073136)