Date: August 17th, 2026 3:00 PM Author: cheese-eating high-end dragon
After Ken Griffin nuked that whacky Zoomer from Germany and took all of his billions it became legal to make money hand over fist again. I regrettably did not buy more of the dip. But feels like weeks away from a new ATH.
Date: August 17th, 2026 3:31 PM Author: cheese-eating high-end dragon
If it were easy to time the market, everyone would do it. I have a knack for buying at the top. I balance this out by not selling at the bottom. I call this "I may be impulsive, but I'm not a pussy" guide to investing.
Date: August 17th, 2026 3:08 PM Author: cheese-eating high-end dragon
It's getting really crazy the amount of money that's pouring into this. My only hesitation is that I feel so for every bull run there's going to be another rug pull. Every time we see these crazy run ups there's gonna be a mini crash where boomers like Ken Griffin try and find the point of maximal pain to inflict on crypto bros and the over leveraged.
This most recent crash was some combo of oil shock, Iran War, interest rate hikes, inflation, and then the last 20% or so was just Citadel going fuck you I will fucking break you. And now that boomers "won" by wiping out the next generation once again it's like lol jk actually these stonks are worth trillions moar.
Date: August 17th, 2026 3:13 PM Author: insane startled base
what crash nigga? iran war it was only a 13% drawdown from ATH for QQQ, and after it boomed back there's been two drawdowns like 7-8% from its new ATH. we havent had a 20% drawdown in ages
retards predicting this, even gorgeous tom lee is hedging saying they'll be a big drawdown but i think its backed in, we are going to the moon
Date: August 17th, 2026 3:18 PM Author: cheese-eating high-end dragon
All of the riskier chip stocks were down 40% or more. That Aschenbrenner bro who was turbo leveraged in AI and chip stocks was down 50-60%. I don't blame you for sticking to the Qs but there's another level of risk tolerance (not including options)
Date: August 17th, 2026 3:24 PM Author: cheese-eating high-end dragon
Lol, I never sold, never crashed out, never panicked, I'm in the black, and barreling towards a new All Time High fren!
But yes compare my strategy to the dozens of poas on here who completed melted down in the last two months. I even after an absurd amount of harassment convinced Tommy T to turn it around and now he's on his way to being a duomillionaire but yeah I don't know anything about stonks. AI is a bubble!
Date: August 17th, 2026 3:29 PM Author: insane startled base
if i get to 2m i will suck ur dick at will like i will buy a pager and u can press a bottom and i will immediately appear to suck ur dick and bhangra music will play in the background and huge lizards with plates of fresh juice will appear
Date: August 17th, 2026 3:30 PM Author: cheese-eating high-end dragon
I did really slap the shit out of you for like 2-3 months pretty relentlessly. I'm glad ur rich again fren. Ur a top poaster and it's been an honor being ur financial advisor. Modi take the wheel.