Date: August 20th, 2026 9:26 AM Author: dead buff boiling water
why didnt i become an alc sooner then esp in my teens? Papa Turd was a MAJOR drinker and a huge cabinet full of liq that was never locked, I easily cld have stolen some. In hindsight I regret this
Date: August 20th, 2026 9:25 AM Author: dead buff boiling water
Summarize:
Never drank pre 18 except once some NOWAG offered me a beer around 17 and I tasted it and thought it was vulgar
First two years of UG also NOWAG'd and dont think I even tried beer.
Then third year went to Europe for study abroad and that's first time I drank a bit I think, went to Goa, India for NY and drank. Backpacked arnd Euro and everyone was drinking everywhere.
After that I drank a little but didnt start abusing shit until like NYC and LS and shit. LS I wld get hammered at home then hit clubs and I had a NOWAG group we'd buy six packs and just drink in our dorm bitching abt birdshits and being NOWAGS/NOWIGS. Later we had big NOWAG poker games and wld always be drinking. I think this is when I got more into hard liq esp since they were Gooks and drank Soju a lot.
Post LS working for Kikes is when I really went crazy like I wld just down an entire bottle of Vodka at home on wknds then go hit da CLUB to SMOOZE the BITCHES. There was liq at all firm events for free and also I had two drinking brehs at work we wld hit DA STRIP CLUB $2 Corona nights every week
I did that for years but I wld never drink on Sun Mon Tu and sometimes Wed. I was remarkably consistent abt this for literally 15y, I just never even felt the want to drink from Sun on
It's only in like recent 1-2 years for some reason I just started drinking whenever the furk I wanted, only beer though. But even on Sun, Mon, Tue, I just dont care. If I feel like it I do it. Im old and furk it who cares
Not even sure wtf changed but who cares, its great and furk you. Its Thurs today and I wasnt going to drink cause I think ive had like 12 straight days but since u made this thread I will prob open some beers later, FURK U BENCHOD DIE NIGGAS DIE DIE DIE DIE LIVER
Date: August 20th, 2026 9:35 AM Author: dead buff boiling water
yes, i want to drink moar and ideally i shld do hard liq but i wld literalyl die if i did this cause i wldnt be able to do anythin next day. beer i can get quite wasted and next day i feel ok. when i was younger i cld handle hard liq moar and it was fun getting hammered as furk and hitting on stupid sluts drunk and shit
Date: August 20th, 2026 10:05 AM Author: vigorous whorehouse selfie
Start drinking hard liquor all day every day and when you wake up hung over as furk drink more to make it go away. within like a week you'll feel poisoned and like your organs are failing.
Date: August 20th, 2026 11:10 AM Author: dead buff boiling water
the prob is im too weak and pussy to do that, like just one night of hard liq will ruin me for 25h theres no way i wld want to drink moar. when i was younger i at least cld sleep until 2pm then by 7-8pm be ready to drink again
Date: August 20th, 2026 11:18 AM Author: vigorous whorehouse selfie
The hangover goes away as soon as you drink more. Problem is that it comes back much worse when it wears off and so you are just pushing it back, and you can only push back for so long before you get so sick your body just starts rejecting it. You aren't a real alcoholic if you aren't continuing to drink to the point of poisoning yourself and damaging all your organs repeatedly and still can't stop.
Date: August 20th, 2026 9:48 AM Author: avocado irate lodge
I have known real alcoholics and I don’t think you sound like one, you just drink as boredom relief too often and you should stop that before you become a real alcoholic. Why not find a different hobby? Get up early at daybreak and swim a mile of laps in a real training pool, do that every morning and you won’t want to drink much anymore and you will feel great.
Date: August 20th, 2026 11:13 AM Author: dead buff boiling water
basically one gook wld bitch abt his sister only getting furked by HANDSOME but there was another gook who had THREE sisters and actually they all married NOWAG's
they actually werent anti birdshit that much but i taught them and influenced them to the point i think they started calling them crackas or whatever like i did
there alsoo was this right wing birdshit bitch in out section who wld always give speeches abt the federalist society meetings so we started calling her the federalist bitch and making fun of her
there also was this rat faced kike who's dad was like a judge and he wld constantly answer questions with long winded answers and we had some nickname for him too like the chubby squirrel or something cause he was fat
Date: August 20th, 2026 10:05 AM Author: dead buff boiling water
yes he was a total benchod but so was my bitch mother and everyone in my shit turd family. being born a turd was like revenge for doing something veddy bad in prior life
Date: August 20th, 2026 4:13 PM Author: dead buff boiling water
i get highly buzzed nowadays wldnt even say drunk back in day i wld legit get wastd like wld drive my motorbike home drunk in bali during covid and not even remember it. that was passed out drunk, rarely do i get that now i just drink at home and go to sleep
Date: August 21st, 2026 9:28 AM Author: dead buff boiling water
went to sleep after 3rd, woke up feeling ok arnd 1230pm (so early)
now im second beer at 830pm wasnt planning on pregamming but whatever, was gonna hit whore bar but now not even sure, i have 4 more 500ml beers, sorta tempted to just stay in and drink them
Date: August 21st, 2026 7:58 AM Author: dead buff boiling water
yes downing a few beers is the same as *checks notes... heroin
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