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benzo can't even get a job as a doordasher

Because of his criminal record + lack of a driver's license/...
supple really tough guy
  08/21/26
last three words in the thread title are superfluous
mauve soggy dingle berry
  08/21/26
Yeah but he get's to live in the luxury of his grandmother's...
Autistic racy pozpig
  08/21/26
And the immodesty of leaching off his family is only tempora...
gunneratttt
  08/21/26
Yeah plus he will triple that in options trading using his s...
Autistic racy pozpig
  08/21/26
The train is leaving
supple really tough guy
  08/21/26
Triple? It's literally an infinite money glitch. Exponential...
gunneratttt
  08/21/26
...
Disturbing navy famous landscape painting kitty cat
  08/22/26
Bear, you say? 🐻
alcoholic trip orchestra pit
  08/21/26
It's an ingenious structural architecture to eliminate the n...
Autistic racy pozpig
  08/21/26
It's calculated immodesty
supple really tough guy
  08/21/26
Perhaps traditional standards of decency aren't load-bearing...
Autistic racy pozpig
  08/21/26
The only load bearing asset he has is his BOIHOLE when UNCLE...
supple really tough guy
  08/21/26
I thought he beat up his grandmother She forgave him?
Fuchsia 180 office boistinker
  08/21/26
Yeah from what I heard she forgave him and he kept living th...
Autistic racy pozpig
  08/21/26
Wow now that’s a grandma Also she must be like 100...
Fuchsia 180 office boistinker
  08/21/26
no forgiveness; she just beat him up back and it was a draw ...
mauve soggy dingle berry
  08/21/26
nana KO'd that pauper fuck
Comical impertinent hell
  08/22/26
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supple really tough guy
  08/22/26
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Fuchsia 180 office boistinker
  08/22/26
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federal bawdyhouse
  08/22/26
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mauve soggy dingle berry
  08/22/26
And if the bitch steps out of line benzo will beat her ass!
vigorous meetinghouse
  08/22/26
nah, sister amy wears the pants. if benzo mouths off, she's ...
supple really tough guy
  08/22/26
litigators and dogs need not apply
passionate organic girlfriend stage
  08/21/26
Sears todo para ti tp tried to help benzo get a job when he ...
Vermilion Indian Lodge
  08/21/26
Anyone who has tried to help someone "down on their luc...
gunneratttt
  08/21/26
I really, really want to read that thread/full story again, ...
vigorous meetinghouse
  08/22/26
What a fucking loser
Lavender elite plaza mad-dog skullcap
  08/21/26
...
supple really tough guy
  08/21/26
...
vigorous meetinghouse
  08/22/26
It’s crazy how he just refuses to work and is content ...
aqua shrine fanboi
  08/22/26
what could he possibly offer an employer? he's 40, has never...
supple really tough guy
  08/22/26
The entire town is walkable since it’s so small maybe ...
Rebellious brass knife national security agency
  08/22/26
what, exactly, is he qualified to do? Also keep in mind his ...
supple really tough guy
  08/22/26
Can't he start some hustle on the internet where he peddles ...
Autistic racy pozpig
  08/22/26
I don't think he's smart enough to be a conman. He couldn't ...
supple really tough guy
  08/22/26
...
supple really tough guy
  08/22/26
Benzo defend yourself
Rebellious brass knife national security agency
  08/22/26
I like his poasts
lascivious field
  08/22/26


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Date: August 21st, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: supple really tough guy

Because of his criminal record + lack of a driver's license/car

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083390)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 6:42 PM
Author: mauve soggy dingle berry

last three words in the thread title are superfluous

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083859)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: Autistic racy pozpig

Yeah but he get's to live in the luxury of his grandmother's home without the need to bear the indignity of work

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083398)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: gunneratttt (gunneratttt)

And the immodesty of leaching off his family is only temporary. The vaxcash is about to roll in!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083410)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 3:20 PM
Author: Autistic racy pozpig

Yeah plus he will triple that in options trading using his secret patented method, which definitely isn't crank

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083415)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 3:21 PM
Author: supple really tough guy

The train is leaving

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083418)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 3:59 PM
Author: gunneratttt (gunneratttt)

Triple? It's literally an infinite money glitch. Exponential risk-free gains will crash the world economy. That's why the powers that be have aligned to make sure Benzo never has a dollar to invest.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083551)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 7:29 AM
Author: Disturbing navy famous landscape painting kitty cat



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50084741)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 3:20 PM
Author: alcoholic trip orchestra pit

Bear, you say? 🐻

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083416)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 3:21 PM
Author: Autistic racy pozpig

It's an ingenious structural architecture to eliminate the necessity of work-bearing tasks

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083420)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 3:22 PM
Author: supple really tough guy

It's calculated immodesty

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083425)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 3:23 PM
Author: Autistic racy pozpig

Perhaps traditional standards of decency aren't load-bearing for him

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083430)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 3:25 PM
Author: supple really tough guy

The only load bearing asset he has is his BOIHOLE when UNCLE DAVE comes over

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083435)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 6:30 PM
Author: Fuchsia 180 office boistinker

I thought he beat up his grandmother

She forgave him?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083832)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 6:37 PM
Author: Autistic racy pozpig

Yeah from what I heard she forgave him and he kept living there.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083848)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 6:37 PM
Author: Fuchsia 180 office boistinker

Wow now that’s a grandma

Also she must be like 100 years old now

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083850)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: mauve soggy dingle berry

no forgiveness; she just beat him up back and it was a draw

otoh, cousin amy actually won their fight

benzo is 0-1-1 vs female household members

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083861)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 10:29 AM
Author: Comical impertinent hell

nana KO'd that pauper fuck

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50084923)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: supple really tough guy



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50084929)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 10:35 AM
Author: Fuchsia 180 office boistinker



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50084934)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: federal bawdyhouse



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50085323)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: mauve soggy dingle berry



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50086125)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 10:33 AM
Author: vigorous meetinghouse

And if the bitch steps out of line benzo will beat her ass!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50084930)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: supple really tough guy

nah, sister amy wears the pants. if benzo mouths off, she's got a pretty mean right hook that'll tame him

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50084933)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 3:22 PM
Author: passionate organic girlfriend stage

litigators and dogs need not apply

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083422)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 4:00 PM
Author: Vermilion Indian Lodge

Sears todo para ti tp tried to help benzo get a job when he moved to nyc but benzo just ghosted him and didn’t pay him back $100 or whatever he borrowed lol. Benzo is still 180 tho

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083553)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 4:11 PM
Author: gunneratttt (gunneratttt)

Anyone who has tried to help someone "down on their luck" quickly finds out that they're the source of their own problems.

These people are often 180 though. Benzo is.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083589)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 10:33 AM
Author: vigorous meetinghouse

I really, really want to read that thread/full story again, it was absolutely amazing. I fucking hate shitmods so much

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50084931)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 4:09 PM
Author: Lavender elite plaza mad-dog skullcap

What a fucking loser

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083582)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: supple really tough guy



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083829)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: vigorous meetinghouse



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50084932)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: aqua shrine fanboi

It’s crazy how he just refuses to work and is content to live and die in some shithole one horse Indiana town

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50084896)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 10:25 AM
Author: supple really tough guy

what could he possibly offer an employer? he's 40, has never held a job, and has no one else to mooch off of.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50084914)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 2:01 PM
Author: Rebellious brass knife national security agency

The entire town is walkable since it’s so small maybe he’s employed

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50085328)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: supple really tough guy

what, exactly, is he qualified to do? Also keep in mind his rap sheet & felony theft convictions. Do you really think any company would let him anywhere near a cash register?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50085702)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: Autistic racy pozpig

Can't he start some hustle on the internet where he peddles his crank options trading methods to desperate retards?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50085705)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: supple really tough guy

I don't think he's smart enough to be a conman. He couldn't even con cookies out of a subway.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50085734)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: supple really tough guy



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50085864)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 11:35 PM
Author: Rebellious brass knife national security agency

Benzo defend yourself

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50086439)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: lascivious field

I like his poasts

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50086440)