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Tree trimmer killed coworker "while playing shadow puppets"

Crimmins told police, according to court records, that he an...
crawly overrated rehab wrinkle
  08/21/26
THE COURT: How do you plead? DEFENDANT: Prole, Your Honor...
Godawful obsidian theatre becky
  08/21/26
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alcoholic embarrassed to the bone forum
  08/21/26
"I now choose to live my life as a gay man"
Tan Dingle Berry Bawdyhouse
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Jade degenerate
  08/21/26
let he who hasn’t mutilated a coworker with industrial...
comical dopamine parlor
  08/21/26
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balding slap-happy black woman
  08/21/26
sounds like he was drunk and high. blue-collar workers are ...
big startled school cafeteria pistol
  08/21/26
Likely true, especially in something like tree trimming or l...
Richard Ames
  08/21/26
damn its like the gas station scene from zoolander.
aphrodisiac blathering masturbator
  08/21/26
i was thinking kids in the hall. http://www.youtube.com/...
comical dopamine parlor
  08/21/26


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Date: August 21st, 2026 4:36 PM
Author: crawly overrated rehab wrinkle

Crimmins told police, according to court records, that he and Lynch were “f—ing around” when they saw the sun casting shadows on the street.

After noticing that, Crimmins said he moved the hydraulic grapple to make the shadows look like the grapple was grabbing Lynch. However, he failed to realize that he actually moved it next to Lynch and then, when he closed the grapple, crushed Lynch’s head, the complaint adds.

https://kstp.com/kstp-news/top-news/tree-trimmer-charged-with-crushing-coworker-while-playing-shadow-puppets-in-apple-valley/

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895722&forum_id=2#50083652)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: Godawful obsidian theatre becky

THE COURT: How do you plead?

DEFENDANT: Prole, Your Honor



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895722&forum_id=2#50083655)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:19 PM
Author: alcoholic embarrassed to the bone forum



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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Tan Dingle Berry Bawdyhouse

"I now choose to live my life as a gay man"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895722&forum_id=2#50083891)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Jade degenerate



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Date: August 21st, 2026 5:09 PM
Author: comical dopamine parlor

let he who hasn’t mutilated a coworker with industrial machinery while playing shadow puppets cast the first stone.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895722&forum_id=2#50083708)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: balding slap-happy black woman



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Date: August 21st, 2026 5:13 PM
Author: big startled school cafeteria pistol

sounds like he was drunk and high. blue-collar workers are drugged the fuck up these days. they don't even give a fuck about 'testing' anymore, since employers know that strict testing would cause most of their workers to be fired or leave.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895722&forum_id=2#50083711)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 5:23 PM
Author: Richard Ames

Likely true, especially in something like tree trimming or lawncare. Though I have heard of larger trucking companies, for example, having a hard time finding people largely because they have so many restrictions on who they can hire.

Though I also think they use this as a self-imposed excuse to hire jeets.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895722&forum_id=2#50083721)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 5:35 PM
Author: aphrodisiac blathering masturbator

damn its like the gas station scene from zoolander.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895722&forum_id=2#50083731)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:17 PM
Author: comical dopamine parlor

i was thinking kids in the hall.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8t4pmlHRokg

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895722&forum_id=2#50083887)