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Had an extended fantasy about becoming a nontrad public defender today
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Date: August 21st, 2026 6:53 PM Author: cerebral plaza I randomly came across a job posting for a PD job near my parents’ house. Was surprised to learn that PD salaries are now low six figures. I immediately started fantasizing about leaving my wife as soon as the kids are grown and living with my parents as they advance in age to the point where they need to transition into hospice, being with them to help with that process, while also living a Saul Goodman style methhead chaos molding existence during the work week. Then I’d retire in my mid 60s with a 50% pension plus 401k and maxed social security after maintaining a savings rate of 80k a year for two decades while living at my parents paid off house. Seems like an upgrade over the suicidal ideation promoting faceless suburban home and megacorp sinecure existence I live today. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895758&forum_id=2#50083870) |
Date: August 21st, 2026 6:54 PM Author: Green jewess public defender here. Would recommend it but it definitely has its own stressors.
What is a “nontrad” public defender btw? |
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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:19 PM Author: cerebral plaza Nontrad is an XO euphemism that means weirdly old. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895758&forum_id=2#50083888) |
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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:27 PM Author: Green jewess Oh yeah, lol. It would not be weird at all in my office if you started off now. I started in my mid 30s. we've had plenty of attorneys in their 40s and 50s join our office too (some came in with some civil litigation experience and others were former DAs). One of my favorite coworkers was 60 when he started and he stuck around for 5 years. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895758&forum_id=2#50083903) |
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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:44 PM Author: Ungodly theater cuck will you ever be able to retttire (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895758&forum_id=2#50083920) |
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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:44 PM Author: Green jewess No idea. I prefer to completely ignore the question and not look at the numbers. Who cares honestly. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895758&forum_id=2#50083921) |
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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:46 PM Author: trip blue gunner regret Sounds chill (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895758&forum_id=2#50083927) |
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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:47 PM Author: Ungodly theater cuck crrrr, one foot in front of the next heavy blinders on (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895758&forum_id=2#50083930) |
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Date: August 21st, 2026 8:27 PM Author: scarlet bearded set (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895758&forum_id=2#50084042) |
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Date: August 21st, 2026 8:23 PM Author: cerebral plaza If he makes 40 years, waits until after 63 to retire and my googling hasn’t let me down he can retire with 100% pension. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895758&forum_id=2#50084029) |
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Date: August 21st, 2026 6:56 PM Author: azure cocky rigpig ape i'm tired of all my sorority girl clients showing up in bikini tops (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895758&forum_id=2#50083872) |
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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:21 PM Author: cerebral plaza Are they also meth dealers? Is it like the PSU Pablo Pledgescabar thing but with meth? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895758&forum_id=2#50083895) |
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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:47 PM Author: trip blue gunner regret You think you’re gonna do meth with your clients or something ? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895758&forum_id=2#50083929) |
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Date: August 21st, 2026 8:13 PM Author: cerebral plaza I’m not counting on it, but I’m also not ruling it out. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895758&forum_id=2#50083993) |
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Date: August 21st, 2026 8:28 PM Author: Wonderful erotic dingle berry (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895758&forum_id=2#50084048) |
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Date: August 21st, 2026 8:35 PM Author: scarlet bearded set (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895758&forum_id=2#50084080) |
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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:37 PM Author: flushed step-uncle's house i dont understand why more men dont leave their wives (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895758&forum_id=2#50083912) |
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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:38 PM Author: "in real life" You should do this. Mig did something similar to this and he’s thriving now (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895758&forum_id=2#50083913) |
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Date: August 21st, 2026 8:35 PM Author: scarlet bearded set Intriguing poast-moniker synergy… (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895758&forum_id=2#50084084) |
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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:43 PM Author: chartreuse school cafeteria you should open a chinese restaurant as a side hustle and call it P.D. Chang's (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895758&forum_id=2#50083918) |
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Date: August 21st, 2026 8:18 PM Author: cerebral plaza The market near my parents is already saturated, plus it wouldn’t work with my work schedule. But I do think I could pull off a bbq place with obnoxiously limited hours like 10 am to 2 pm Thurs, Fri, Sat, Sun only. I’d give it an old school XO reference as a pun-adjacent name: OMGWTFBBQ. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895758&forum_id=2#50084013) |
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Date: August 21st, 2026 8:35 PM Author: scarlet bearded set (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895758&forum_id=2#50084082) |
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Date: August 21st, 2026 8:09 PM Author: elite indian lodge blood rage For some reason CIA started advertising jobs to me on LinkedIn recently. I browsed their openings and fantasized about it. Would need to move to DC though. Fuck that noise. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895758&forum_id=2#50083984) |
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Date: August 21st, 2026 8:33 PM Author: flushed step-uncle's house given the moniker its probably best to just keep it a fantasy. they probably just want to get you to voluntarily submit to a polygraph. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895758&forum_id=2#50084076) |
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Date: August 21st, 2026 8:40 PM Author: scarlet bearded set Thoroughly enjoyed the poast-moniker synergy of this entire performance art Poast-modern haiku subthread FWIW (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895758&forum_id=2#50084098) |