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Hypo: 1 year in solitary. Either (a) no media or (b) work as biglaw associate.

Today, you are going to start a one-year prison sentence in ...
Puce Indian Lodge
  08/25/26
obviously biglaw
Heady Affirmative Action
  08/25/26
Explain. Is the stress worth it? How confident are you that ...
Puce Indian Lodge
  08/25/26
why the fuck would you care if youre in jail
Heady Affirmative Action
  08/25/26
(not an average or better associate)
Puce Indian Lodge
  08/25/26
...
soul-stirring rehab
  08/25/26
HAHA ITS NEITHER ENJOY SLAMMING METAL DOORS 24/7, EYE SCO...
Jet-lagged prole half-breed
  08/25/26
Any conjugal visits in either scenario?
Appetizing Bright Ticket Booth
  08/25/26
You will have the scholarly companionship of the majesty of ...
Puce Indian Lodge
  08/25/26
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Sexy station
  08/25/26
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lex
  08/25/26
...
soul-stirring rehab
  08/25/26
Do I get to sample the scholarly treats of females in my pra...
thriller cyan roast beef
  08/25/26
180
soul-stirring rehab
  08/25/26
No media
Tan Reading Party
  08/25/26
What about the boredom? The scholarship? You could write law...
Puce Indian Lodge
  08/26/26
...
soul-stirring rehab
  08/26/26
Who cares? Boredom is relaxing af
Tan Reading Party
  08/26/26
180
soul-stirring rehab
  08/26/26
If you're chilling in a forest or at the beach, sure, cr. Si...
Puce Indian Lodge
  08/26/26
FTGE…
soul-stirring rehab
  08/26/26
...
doobsian library french chef
  08/26/26
...
soul-stirring rehab
  08/26/26
Biglaw. I hate being bored.
doobsian library french chef
  08/25/26
How confident are you in finishing the year as an average or...
Puce Indian Lodge
  08/26/26
...
soul-stirring rehab
  08/26/26
Pretty confident as long as I get a corporate area. I'm an ...
doobsian library french chef
  08/26/26
...
soul-stirring rehab
  08/26/26
How the fuck do so many people here not find big law to be t...
concupiscible useless parlour famous landscape painting
  08/26/26
Cq
soul-stirring rehab
  08/26/26


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Date: August 25th, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: Puce Indian Lodge

Today, you are going to start a one-year prison sentence in a randomly selected US prison in solitary confinement. You must choose either of the following. Which do you choose?

(a) For the duration of the year, you cannot access or consume any media. No books, music, newspapers, TV, radio, etc.

(b) For the duration of the year, you will work remotely as an associate at a randomly assigned Big Law firm, in a randomly assigned practice group. You will be provided a computer, internet connection, phone, dual monitors, mouse, and keyboard. You can use the computer and phone only for work and closely related activities. E.g., you can browse legal news about your practice area. You cannot browse legal news more generally. At the end of the year, your law firm colleagues will rate you. If you are rated as good or better than average associates at the firm, your prison term is over. If you are not rated as good or better, 6 months will be added to your sentence with the no media rule above.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2#50092209)



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Date: August 25th, 2026 3:08 PM
Author: Heady Affirmative Action

obviously biglaw

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2#50092227)



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Date: August 25th, 2026 3:14 PM
Author: Puce Indian Lodge

Explain. Is the stress worth it? How confident are you that you'll be an average or better associate in a randomly selected practice group?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2#50092245)



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Date: August 25th, 2026 3:25 PM
Author: Heady Affirmative Action

why the fuck would you care if youre in jail

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2#50092284)



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Date: August 25th, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Puce Indian Lodge

(not an average or better associate)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2#50092369)



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Date: August 25th, 2026 8:14 PM
Author: soul-stirring rehab



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2#50092994)



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Date: August 25th, 2026 3:09 PM
Author: Jet-lagged prole half-breed

HAHA ITS NEITHER

ENJOY SLAMMING METAL DOORS 24/7, EYE SCORCHING LIGHTS THAT SLIGHTLY DIM FOR 90 MINUTES A NIGHT, GARBAGE SHIT SONGS THAT PLAY OVER AND OVER AS LOUD AS THEY WILL GO EVERY DAY AS YOU EAT BREAKFAST, AND PERMANENT PSYCHOSIS

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2#50092230)



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Date: August 25th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: Appetizing Bright Ticket Booth

Any conjugal visits in either scenario?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2#50092235)



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Date: August 25th, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: Puce Indian Lodge

You will have the scholarly companionship of the majesty of the law in the biglaw option.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2#50092249)



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Date: August 25th, 2026 3:24 PM
Author: Sexy station



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2#50092279)



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Date: August 25th, 2026 3:27 PM
Author: lex



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2#50092288)



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Date: August 25th, 2026 8:14 PM
Author: soul-stirring rehab



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2#50092993)



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Date: August 25th, 2026 8:19 PM
Author: thriller cyan roast beef

Do I get to sample the scholarly treats of females in my practice group during zoom “meetings”? If not, option 1 and I’m getting jacked.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2#50093006)



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Date: August 25th, 2026 8:19 PM
Author: soul-stirring rehab

180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2#50093009)



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Date: August 25th, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: Tan Reading Party

No media

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2#50093033)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Puce Indian Lodge

What about the boredom? The scholarship? You could write law review articles in your spare time.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2#50094563)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: soul-stirring rehab



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2#50094591)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 2:23 PM
Author: Tan Reading Party

Who cares? Boredom is relaxing af

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2#50094646)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: soul-stirring rehab

180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2#50094657)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 2:28 PM
Author: Puce Indian Lodge

If you're chilling in a forest or at the beach, sure, cr. Sitting on your concrete bed in the SHU? Not so much.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2#50094669)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 2:29 PM
Author: soul-stirring rehab

FTGE…

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2#50094672)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 5:36 PM
Author: doobsian library french chef



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2#50094990)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 9:08 PM
Author: soul-stirring rehab



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2#50095440)



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Date: August 25th, 2026 8:30 PM
Author: doobsian library french chef

Biglaw. I hate being bored.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2#50093037)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 2:13 PM
Author: Puce Indian Lodge

How confident are you in finishing the year as an average or above associate? If you don't, you're going to be really bored during the extra portion of your sentence.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2#50094598)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 2:13 PM
Author: soul-stirring rehab



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2#50094599)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 5:36 PM
Author: doobsian library french chef

Pretty confident as long as I get a corporate area. I'm an experienced attorney and will have no distractions. I'll also be very motivated.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2#50094989)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 9:08 PM
Author: soul-stirring rehab



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2#50095441)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: concupiscible useless parlour famous landscape painting

How the fuck do so many people here not find big law to be the far more boring option of the two?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2#50095471)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: soul-stirring rehab

Cq

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2#50095494)