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Oldest is a freshman in h.s. Went to watch varsity football game tonight. My God

His friend is in the marching band and already has some prom...
Concupiscible hospital gay wizard
  08/29/26
You shoulda rubbed one out right there in the stands
Fucking Fuckface
  08/29/26
Why did I read this in Will Ferrell's voice from "Daddy...
Milky Arousing Shitlib
  08/29/26
Sometimes those boxer shorts the teen girls like are cut so ...
Maniacal Soul-stirring Clown Cumskin
  08/29/26
Ok but what were the boys wearing though
Heritage American Finn
  08/29/26
Clothes that they thought their guy friends would think are ...
Concupiscible hospital gay wizard
  08/29/26
Sounds pretty 180
Heritage American Finn
  08/29/26
Go on…
pungent irradiated abode round eye
  08/29/26
I could hear the announcer at the local stadium last night f...
Fragrant Walnut Base
  08/29/26
what the fuck are you babbling about how much does it ki...
impressive outnumbered travel guidebook
  08/29/26
I'm just a dad of four in a suburban home who finds pleasure...
Fragrant Walnut Base
  08/29/26
Like 39 grams of sugar in those Mexican Cokes?
mischievous parlour
  08/29/26
*Cokes mexican
lake trump supporter
  08/29/26
At least I ain’t got whiskey on my breath.
Fragrant Walnut Base
  08/29/26
again, what in the fuck are you even talking about
impressive outnumbered travel guidebook
  08/29/26
Heard it in a love song, can't be wrong
Fragrant Walnut Base
  08/29/26
You're not a father. You're just a temporary example of the ...
Fucking Fuckface
  08/29/26
I am quite literally father to my four children, brother.
Fragrant Walnut Base
  08/29/26
“His friend is in the marching band” I guess ...
Stimulating self-absorbed mother trust fund
  08/29/26
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mischievous parlour
  08/29/26
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lake trump supporter
  08/29/26
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bat shit crazy bossy skinny woman hell
  08/29/26
This is even more concerning that he can’t even live v...
Swashbuckling Chartreuse Field
  08/29/26
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Light Codepig Box Office
  08/29/26
Yes, now you see my dilemma.
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  08/30/26
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Date: August 29th, 2026 1:50 AM
Author: Concupiscible hospital gay wizard

His friend is in the marching band and already has some prominent spot, so he wanted to go support him. I guess it’s a big deal because the marching band is really good and won state three years running or some shit. They had a white out theme and that apparently translated to every girl at the school wearing a super tight, super low cut, spaghetti strapped, midriff baring tank top and tight white pajama shorts ie basically just boxers. I was there with my wife and my youngest while our oldest was hanging with his friends. It was like the High School Girls with Firm Healthy Tits thread had a meet up. I was in the fight of my life to not let my wife see me staring. I have never felt more like a Gross Old Man and couldn’t even pretend to run concerned dad schtick. I don’t think I can go to any more of those games unless I know in advance my wife will not be there.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898622&forum_id=2#50101144)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

You shoulda rubbed one out right there in the stands

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898622&forum_id=2#50101710)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Milky Arousing Shitlib

Why did I read this in Will Ferrell's voice from "Daddy's Coming Home"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898622&forum_id=2#50101718)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 1:53 AM
Author: Maniacal Soul-stirring Clown Cumskin

Sometimes those boxer shorts the teen girls like are cut so baggy you can see right up them

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898622&forum_id=2#50101145)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 1:57 AM
Author: Heritage American Finn

Ok but what were the boys wearing though

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898622&forum_id=2#50101146)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 2:13 AM
Author: Concupiscible hospital gay wizard

Clothes that they thought their guy friends would think are cool. These phone brained girls also couldn’t give a shit about impressing boys their age, and when they’re not jockeying for status among themselves (ie 95% of the time) they tend to give older dudes hungry eyes like they think they can find a simp on the verge of divorce who will buy them a car or whatever. It’s such a weirdly charged atmosphere and the charge is scantily clad jailbait.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898622&forum_id=2#50101156)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: Heritage American Finn

Sounds pretty 180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898622&forum_id=2#50101634)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: pungent irradiated abode round eye

Go on…

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898622&forum_id=2#50101715)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: Fragrant Walnut Base

I could hear the announcer at the local stadium last night from my back yard. I was sitting out there on the patio drinking one of those old timey cokes from a thick glass bottle. The kind you have to pay like $2.75 for at the store. It was ice cold. The sky was gray with clouds. The night felt electric. And I could hear those faint stadium sounds emanating from the periphery.

Felt good man.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898622&forum_id=2#50101647)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 12:47 PM
Author: impressive outnumbered travel guidebook

what the fuck are you babbling about

how much does it kill you that you werent a boomer

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898622&forum_id=2#50101653)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: Fragrant Walnut Base

I'm just a dad of four in a suburban home who finds pleasure in the simpler things, my man. You should try it.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898622&forum_id=2#50101659)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: mischievous parlour

Like 39 grams of sugar in those Mexican Cokes?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898622&forum_id=2#50101682)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 1:03 PM
Author: lake trump supporter

*Cokes mexican

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898622&forum_id=2#50101695)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 2:02 PM
Author: Fragrant Walnut Base

At least I ain’t got whiskey on my breath.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898622&forum_id=2#50101807)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 3:01 PM
Author: impressive outnumbered travel guidebook

again, what in the fuck are you even talking about



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898622&forum_id=2#50101875)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 3:11 PM
Author: Fragrant Walnut Base

Heard it in a love song, can't be wrong

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898622&forum_id=2#50101923)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

You're not a father. You're just a temporary example of the horror of making bad choices

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898622&forum_id=2#50101689)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 2:02 PM
Author: Fragrant Walnut Base

I am quite literally father to my four children, brother.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898622&forum_id=2#50101808)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: Stimulating self-absorbed mother trust fund

“His friend is in the marching band”

I guess we know your son’s Clique now.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898622&forum_id=2#50101678)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: mischievous parlour



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898622&forum_id=2#50101684)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 1:03 PM
Author: lake trump supporter



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898622&forum_id=2#50101697)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 2:16 PM
Author: bat shit crazy bossy skinny woman hell



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898622&forum_id=2#50101829)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 2:18 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Chartreuse Field

This is even more concerning that he can’t even live vicariously through his son.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898622&forum_id=2#50101830)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: Light Codepig Box Office



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898622&forum_id=2#50101878)



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Date: August 30th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: Concupiscible hospital gay wizard

Yes, now you see my dilemma.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898622&forum_id=2#50104355)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 4:53 PM
Author: Floppy ebony pit



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898622&forum_id=2#50102115)