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Hypo: You're as good a base runner as Rickey Henderson. Can you make MLB team?

Hypo: You're as good a base runner as prime Rickey Hend...
Nazca Redlines
  11/10/26
havent paid much attention to baseball since i was a kid. wo...
Brother Peter Dimond
  11/10/26
same
Now where are we on the Epstein Files
  11/10/26
FWIW, no one even comes close to his SB numbers. He had mult...
Nazca Redlines
  11/10/26
yeah i remember the sb leader numbers were down bigly even l...
Brother Peter Dimond
  11/10/26
No, my hand eye coordination would be absolutely prohibitive...
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  11/10/26
Yes. 100% pinch runner. There's a market for that alrea...
state your IQ before I engage you further
  11/10/26
Only as a pinch runner? At minimum, I'd work the count,...
Nazca Redlines
  11/10/26
lol. this exact rickey henderson op is as much a classic on ...
Now where are we on the Epstein Files
  11/10/26
Once it makes it into the scouting reports that I'm gen...
Nazca Redlines
  11/10/26
Unfortunately I did NOT play a little college ball so
state your IQ before I engage you further
  11/10/26


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Date: November 10th, 2026 7:15 PM
Author: Nazca Redlines

Hypo: You're as good a base runner as prime Rickey Henderson. Other than running the bases, you're you. Can you make an MLB roster? Start?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5921148&forum_id=2#50248908)



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Date: November 10th, 2026 7:25 PM
Author: Brother Peter Dimond

havent paid much attention to baseball since i was a kid. would he be better, worse or about the same in todays mlb?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5921148&forum_id=2#50248932)



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Date: November 10th, 2026 7:28 PM
Author: Now where are we on the Epstein Files

same

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5921148&forum_id=2#50248939)



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Date: November 10th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: Nazca Redlines

FWIW, no one even comes close to his SB numbers. He had multiple seasons with 100+. Now, guys can lead the league with 40 or 50.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5921148&forum_id=2#50249042)



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Date: November 10th, 2026 8:27 PM
Author: Brother Peter Dimond

yeah i remember the sb leader numbers were down bigly even like 25 years ago. i wonder how much of that is pitchers and catchers getting better

either way answer is no. i can at least imagine myself still playing outfield well enough but no way can i get the bat around fast enough anymore

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5921148&forum_id=2#50249081)



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Date: November 10th, 2026 7:28 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III ( )

No, my hand eye coordination would be absolutely prohibitive. I would take a ball to the face during the first warm up of the first try out and find myself concussed and 10IQ points dumber.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5921148&forum_id=2#50248942)



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Date: November 10th, 2026 7:49 PM
Author: state your IQ before I engage you further

Yes. 100% pinch runner. There's a market for that already although admittedly a small one. But for the goat base runner of all time, there's definitely a roster spot even with zero other skills.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5921148&forum_id=2#50248991)



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Date: November 10th, 2026 8:09 PM
Author: Nazca Redlines

Only as a pinch runner? At minimum, I'd work the count, foul a few off, and get walks.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5921148&forum_id=2#50249034)



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Date: November 10th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: Now where are we on the Epstein Files

lol. this exact rickey henderson op is as much a classic on xo as prole tell threads

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5921148&forum_id=2#50249041)



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Date: November 10th, 2026 8:15 PM
Author: Nazca Redlines

Once it makes it into the scouting reports that I'm generating walks and 10+ pitch plate appearances, pitchers will adjust and start throwing more down the middle, which I'll be able to take advantage of.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5921148&forum_id=2#50249059)



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Date: November 10th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: state your IQ before I engage you further

Unfortunately I did NOT play a little college ball so

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5921148&forum_id=2#50249075)