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I got kicked out of Barnes and Nobles today

I was in B&N on 22nd and 6th and I was making a Jay-Z co...
Irradiated splenetic native
  03/11/07
cool
Red confused macaca
  03/11/07
Ah. That was the response I was looking for.
Irradiated splenetic native
  03/11/07
jz collage frame? you are either a faggot or 13.
maize provocative striped hyena cuckoldry
  03/31/07
why am i gay or young for doing this?
Irradiated splenetic native
  03/31/07
Fag.
nyuug
  12/04/07
stfu.
Aggressive Church Building
  10/29/08
Nobody cares about my Jay-Z story???
Irradiated splenetic native
  03/11/07
?
Irradiated splenetic native
  03/11/07
Sorry to be an idiot, but what is a collage frame?
silver disrespectful weed whacker library
  03/11/07
A collage that is framed. A collage frame?? I wanted to do...
Irradiated splenetic native
  03/11/07
bet if your assisstant flashed her rack you guys could have ...
Rebellious water buffalo
  03/11/07
well, interestingly enough, the manager of the B&N durin...
Irradiated splenetic native
  03/11/07
just because they were women dsoesn't mean they would not ne...
Rebellious water buffalo
  03/11/07
yeah i think her titties were her best feature.
Irradiated splenetic native
  03/11/07
bone her?
Rebellious water buffalo
  03/11/07
this post is completely incomprehensible in an odd, hard-to-...
Seedy Trailer Park
  03/11/07
incomprehensible?? huh, are you mad that you only charge $5/...
Irradiated splenetic native
  03/11/07
english isn't your first language, is it?
Seedy Trailer Park
  03/11/07
Hey going forward I'll pay Barak Obama to write my posts.
Irradiated splenetic native
  03/13/07
btw, anybody who uses the phrase "odd, hard-to-define w...
Irradiated splenetic native
  03/14/07
You weren't with Maria, were you?!?
zippy metal faggotry rigor
  03/11/07
nah Maria charges like $1500/hour. can't afford it
Irradiated splenetic native
  03/11/07
LOLZ
zippy metal faggotry rigor
  03/11/07
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Barns_and_Nobles Were you pl...
Exciting iridescent police squad coffee pot
  03/11/07
she worked 5 hours so she charged me $125, but I gave her $1...
Irradiated splenetic native
  03/13/07
underrated
Hideous transparent parlor cumskin
  03/14/07
correct
Aggressive Church Building
  12/04/07
180
effete rehab
  03/08/08
"Barnes and Noble"
wine 180 idea he suggested point
  03/13/07
okay fine i'm officially ghetto now.
Irradiated splenetic native
  03/13/07
what, you say you're going shopping at Macy? "this shir...
Aromatic turquoise newt karate
  03/13/07
thank you as in, wtf? [while putting both hands up with p...
Irradiated splenetic native
  03/13/07
The OP said "Barnes and Nobles" and not "Barn...
wine 180 idea he suggested point
  03/15/07
anyone who says "out of scope" on xoxo is a freaki...
Irradiated splenetic native
  03/15/07
Also, the names of those stores are actually officially Macy...
passionate sooty theater stage place of business
  03/22/07
shutup dork
Irradiated splenetic native
  03/22/07
he has a point
Azure Brunch
  07/17/07
What's up people?? I'm an artist now. I'm prestigious.
Irradiated splenetic native
  03/13/07
sorry, not if you shop at barnes and noble. they are the cvs...
Aromatic turquoise newt karate
  03/13/07
actually she suggested b&n. My first suggestion was Sta...
Irradiated splenetic native
  03/13/07
You really like Jay-Z.
flushed thriller turdskin nursing home
  03/13/07
You missed the part about HOV being short for JeHOVah.
arrogant dilemma
  03/15/07
well i mean i take that as a given
Irradiated splenetic native
  03/15/07
this is absolutely one of the worst threads i have ever enco...
racy location mental disorder
  03/14/07
tcr, it's like a drawn out awkward conversation
Black medicated bawdyhouse
  07/17/07
It's funny that the girl got to the bookstore at 12:30. she...
Irradiated splenetic native
  03/14/07
underrated.
Mustard blood rage university
  03/08/08
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=568898&mc=22...
effete rehab
  03/14/07
r u calling me a fucking liar?
Irradiated splenetic native
  03/14/07
not at all
effete rehab
  03/14/07
wow i just searched for her on the web and she has a website...
Irradiated splenetic native
  03/14/07
...
Irradiated splenetic native
  03/14/07
Are you a beat maker?
flushed thriller turdskin nursing home
  03/14/07
unfortunately i dont "get" the thread, but i do fi...
Laughsome ungodly ape
  03/14/07
what dont you get about it?
flushed thriller turdskin nursing home
  03/14/07
its clearly satire but i dont know of what.
Laughsome ungodly ape
  03/15/07
clearly satire? what are you talking about?
Irradiated splenetic native
  03/15/07
*high five*
Laughsome ungodly ape
  03/31/07
this is the suckiest suck sucking thread i've ever read on x...
offensive sexy shitlib
  03/15/07
this poster graduated from plucot university with a major in...
racy location mental disorder
  03/15/07
...
Talented burgundy church kitty
  07/17/07
this is your brain on Jay-Z. any questions?
cruel-hearted locale
  03/15/07
in light of this, what is your microeconomic view???
Lemon Godawful Fat Ankles
  03/15/07
my company's doing just fine
Irradiated splenetic native
  03/15/07
what's going on here?
puce crackhouse
  03/15/07
you make niggers look bad.
soul-stirring gold dragon
  03/15/07
jealous punk
Irradiated splenetic native
  03/15/07
...
Irradiated splenetic native
  03/22/07
hi, joshua_d!
galvanic domesticated senate son of senegal
  03/22/07
huh?
Irradiated splenetic native
  03/22/07
also, http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=235641&...
galvanic domesticated senate son of senegal
  03/22/07
r u saying you have a point?
Irradiated splenetic native
  03/22/07
wtf?
galvanic domesticated senate son of senegal
  03/22/07
fucking great thread dood srsly
galvanic domesticated senate son of senegal
  03/22/07
I still don't understand this thread.
Red confused macaca
  03/22/07
what is there not to understand? it's pretty self-explanato...
Irradiated splenetic native
  03/22/07
blah
Azure Brunch
  07/17/07
...
Irradiated splenetic native
  03/26/07
The frame is complete! if anyone wants to see it, the frami...
Irradiated splenetic native
  03/26/07
Now, the frame is at my house. Now I just need to get my in...
Irradiated splenetic native
  03/27/07
I thought this was going to be a post from a Notre Dame law ...
Rusted address
  03/27/07
The frame is now hanging in my living room. It really bring...
Irradiated splenetic native
  03/31/07
this shit is bad. ass.
Irradiated splenetic native
  03/31/07
I love this thread. ty diandre for posting here
Laughsome ungodly ape
  03/31/07
same
effete rehab
  03/31/07
It's definitely the principle of mathematical induction
Laughsome ungodly ape
  03/31/07
clearly i was just joking about that. BUT, i use mathemat...
Irradiated splenetic native
  03/31/07
tytytytyt
Laughsome ungodly ape
  03/31/07
This thread gets worse and worse every time you post.
Concupiscible French Chef Hall
  03/31/07
huh? i did start the thread jerkweed.
Irradiated splenetic native
  03/31/07
what? are my examples not induction?
Irradiated splenetic native
  03/31/07
ok i officially dont get what the fuck this is all about. ...
Cyan clown
  07/17/07
Hilarious.
Pale Spot
  03/31/07
the young lady who came over last night was like: "w...
Irradiated splenetic native
  03/31/07
YES!
Laughsome ungodly ape
  07/17/07
tytytytytyty.
Dun tripping piazza
  12/04/07
Brilliant
Aggressive Church Building
  12/04/07
wanna know the consultant's name?
Irradiated splenetic native
  03/31/07
I never did get this thread.
fear-inspiring dead filthpig
  07/17/07
bumps historical spreads from a database
Laughsome ungodly ape
  09/28/07
diandre, is some kind of next-level shitck from the year 202...
Razzle-dazzle navy personal credit line indian lodge
  09/28/07
http://jenniekeinard.com/info.htm no joke buddy. Okay, 3...
Irradiated splenetic native
  09/28/07
one more point on this. The chick who helped me pick a spot...
Irradiated splenetic native
  09/29/07
it's like an episode of Jerry.
dark pit
  09/29/07
Anyway, the Jigga autograph is from 1998. It is signed, '98
Laughsome ungodly ape
  12/04/07
Amazing.
Dun tripping piazza
  12/04/07
See, I didn't even know that they were called jewel cases. I...
topaz orchestra pit
  12/04/07
Robert Hacketttt is a coward
twisted electric furnace property
  12/04/07
My first suggestion was Starbucks. then I suggested either m...
coiffed obsidian main people
  03/08/08
I think I'm starting to get it...
shimmering misunderstood theater
  03/08/08
this was always one of my favorite threads
effete rehab
  03/08/08
It's #1 in my book.
coiffed obsidian main people
  03/08/08
all the posts calling it the worst thread of all time makes ...
effete rehab
  03/09/08
wtf no, it's next level schtick. it's truly amazing.
Aggressive Church Building
  03/09/08
This is the one XO thread that I feel I could only truly app...
Mustard blood rage university
  03/08/08
this is some fucked up shit
kink-friendly orange idiot
  03/08/08
Diamonds and Pearls? WTF?
vigorous faggot firefighter
  03/09/08
if you don't understand this thread, you're not ready for xo...
dark pit
  03/09/08
tcr
Aggressive Church Building
  10/29/08
interesting that it was Sunday (THE Holy day) when we were d...
Charismatic generalized bond corner
  10/29/08
this is bad, real bad. this is not good for my image. I am...
Irradiated splenetic native
  10/29/08


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Date: March 11th, 2007 9:41 PM
Author: Irradiated splenetic native

I was in B&N on 22nd and 6th and I was making a Jay-Z collage frame with a hired consultant. She was a white 23 year old recent gradute of Carnegie Mellon doing freelance art consulting work for me -- $25/hour. She double majored in Art and Psychology. GPA: 3.89.

She helped me put together a Jay-Z collage and we got kicked out because they said we were taking up too much space. Security escorted us out the building.

Then they started playing Prince's Diamonds and Pearls on the store CD player.

Did we do something wrong?



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7739943)



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Date: March 11th, 2007 9:50 PM
Author: Red confused macaca

cool

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7739973)



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Date: March 11th, 2007 9:50 PM
Author: Irradiated splenetic native

Ah. That was the response I was looking for.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7739975)



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Date: March 31st, 2007 3:40 PM
Author: maize provocative striped hyena cuckoldry

jz collage frame?

you are either a faggot or 13.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849658)



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Date: March 31st, 2007 3:41 PM
Author: Irradiated splenetic native

why am i gay or young for doing this?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849662)



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Date: December 4th, 2007 4:38 PM
Author: nyuug

Fag.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8977314)



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Date: October 29th, 2008 11:00 PM
Author: Aggressive Church Building

stfu.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#10307936)



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Date: March 11th, 2007 9:49 PM
Author: Irradiated splenetic native

Nobody cares about my Jay-Z story???

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7739969)



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Date: March 11th, 2007 10:43 PM
Author: Irradiated splenetic native

?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740213)



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Date: March 11th, 2007 10:45 PM
Author: silver disrespectful weed whacker library

Sorry to be an idiot, but what is a collage frame?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740223)



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Date: March 11th, 2007 10:46 PM
Author: Irradiated splenetic native

A collage that is framed. A collage frame?? I wanted to do a collage and that's exactly why I hired an "artist" to do it.

A collage in a sense that it's all his CDs, jackets (or books) and backs of the CDs that are inside the "jewel case". See, I didn't even know that they were called jewel cases. I even learned something.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740228)



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Date: March 11th, 2007 10:46 PM
Author: Rebellious water buffalo

bet if your assisstant flashed her rack you guys could have stayed all damn day.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740232)



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Date: March 11th, 2007 10:48 PM
Author: Irradiated splenetic native

well, interestingly enough, the manager of the B&N during the day was a white woman, and the security guards that threw us out were black women.

I think we were sort of making a "statement", if you will.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740243)



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Date: March 11th, 2007 10:53 PM
Author: Rebellious water buffalo

just because they were women dsoesn't mean they would not neccessarily enjoy 23 year-old titties

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740272)



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Date: March 11th, 2007 10:56 PM
Author: Irradiated splenetic native

yeah i think her titties were her best feature.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740287)



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Date: March 11th, 2007 10:57 PM
Author: Rebellious water buffalo

bone her?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740298)



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Date: March 11th, 2007 10:47 PM
Author: Seedy Trailer Park

this post is completely incomprehensible in an odd, hard-to-define way.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740237)



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Date: March 11th, 2007 10:50 PM
Author: Irradiated splenetic native

incomprehensible?? huh, are you mad that you only charge $5/hour for making fries?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740250)



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Date: March 11th, 2007 10:50 PM
Author: Seedy Trailer Park

english isn't your first language, is it?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740257)



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Date: March 13th, 2007 9:57 PM
Author: Irradiated splenetic native

Hey going forward I'll pay Barak Obama to write my posts.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7749872)



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Date: March 14th, 2007 8:59 PM
Author: Irradiated splenetic native

btw, anybody who uses the phrase "odd, hard-to-define way" is a freaking moron.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7755110)



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Date: March 11th, 2007 10:54 PM
Author: zippy metal faggotry rigor

You weren't with Maria, were you?!?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740276)



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Date: March 11th, 2007 10:56 PM
Author: Irradiated splenetic native

nah Maria charges like $1500/hour. can't afford it

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740284)



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Date: March 11th, 2007 10:56 PM
Author: zippy metal faggotry rigor

LOLZ

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740289)



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Date: March 11th, 2007 11:01 PM
Author: Exciting iridescent police squad coffee pot

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Barns_and_Nobles

Were you playing with xoxo dungeonmasTTTer?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740309)



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Date: March 13th, 2007 10:09 PM
Author: Irradiated splenetic native

she worked 5 hours so she charged me $125, but I gave her $140. I had to pay about $150 to get missing CDs, books, etc. The frame shop is charging me $626.

All in, I paid about $1,050 for the work.

The framing shop guy was a tall (approx. 6'2) fit white Waspish looking guy and he helped to choose the background, frame, etc. He was a fan of Jay-Z and had just bought some white Rocawear sneakers. He told me that jay-z had just sold Rocawear, was now close to being worth $500 million, that he liked his latest album Kingdom Come, and that Jay-Z's music was dark and intriguing.

He said that the pictures he paints with his music were dark.

I asked him if it would be worth anythig and he said no, that it would be worth something to me but not to anyone else.

I said consider if I turn around right after the frame is done and tried to sell it on E-bay for $1,200. He said noone would probably buy it.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7749935)



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Date: March 14th, 2007 1:26 AM
Author: Hideous transparent parlor cumskin

underrated

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7750965)



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Date: December 4th, 2007 4:47 PM
Author: Aggressive Church Building

correct

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8977357)



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Date: March 8th, 2008 4:24 PM
Author: effete rehab

180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9449246)



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Date: March 13th, 2007 10:13 PM
Author: wine 180 idea he suggested point

"Barnes and Noble"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7749955)



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Date: March 13th, 2007 10:17 PM
Author: Irradiated splenetic native

okay fine i'm officially ghetto now.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7749966)



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Date: March 13th, 2007 10:34 PM
Author: Aromatic turquoise newt karate

what, you say you're going shopping at Macy? "this shirt came from Bloomingdale"

find a new cause to espouse

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7750028)



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Date: March 13th, 2007 10:34 PM
Author: Irradiated splenetic native

thank you

as in, wtf? [while putting both hands up with palms towards the sky]

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7750033)



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Date: March 15th, 2007 10:31 AM
Author: wine 180 idea he suggested point

The OP said "Barnes and Nobles" and not "Barnes and Noble's"--hence your response is out of scope.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7757736)



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Date: March 15th, 2007 10:39 PM
Author: Irradiated splenetic native

anyone who says "out of scope" on xoxo is a freaking moron!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7761443)



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Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:23 PM
Author: passionate sooty theater stage place of business

Also, the names of those stores are actually officially Macy*s and Bloomindales. Barnes and Noble is still Barnes and Noble.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7800200)



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Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:25 PM
Author: Irradiated splenetic native

shutup dork

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7800224)



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Date: July 17th, 2007 10:20 PM
Author: Azure Brunch

he has a point

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8399427)



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Date: March 13th, 2007 10:31 PM
Author: Irradiated splenetic native

What's up people?? I'm an artist now.

I'm prestigious.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7750012)



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Date: March 13th, 2007 10:34 PM
Author: Aromatic turquoise newt karate

sorry, not if you shop at barnes and noble. they are the cvs of bookstores.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7750036)



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Date: March 13th, 2007 10:40 PM
Author: Irradiated splenetic native

actually she suggested b&n. My first suggestion was Starbucks. then I suggested either my apartment or her frame studio. She rejected my apt and the studio. I think that she felt safer at the bookstore. I also think that she knew unconciously that it would piss people off at the bookstore. This is a smart girl.

I knew it was going to be problematic. First they asked if we purchased the CDs. Then they asked if we had bought anything, get this, "recently", even tho both of us were sitting there with coffees in our hand. then they said we were taking up too much space. at the same time i thought The bookstore was a good choice for me in case I needed to purchase another disc or paper or whatever.

interesting that it was Sunday (THE Holy day) when we were doing it so it was if we were treating Hov godlike.

keep in mind this is like a really really dorky (but not a dork) thin white girl who admitted she had no clue about Jay-Z or his music.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7750060)



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Date: March 13th, 2007 11:00 PM
Author: flushed thriller turdskin nursing home

You really like Jay-Z.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7750108)



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Date: March 15th, 2007 2:34 AM
Author: arrogant dilemma

You missed the part about HOV being short for JeHOVah.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7757092)



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Date: March 15th, 2007 10:37 PM
Author: Irradiated splenetic native

well i mean i take that as a given

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7761425)



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Date: March 14th, 2007 1:35 AM
Author: racy location mental disorder

this is absolutely one of the worst threads i have ever encountered.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7751001)



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Date: July 17th, 2007 10:04 PM
Author: Black medicated bawdyhouse

tcr, it's like a drawn out awkward conversation

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8399356)



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Date: March 14th, 2007 8:43 PM
Author: Irradiated splenetic native

It's funny that the girl got to the bookstore at 12:30. she was just browsing around. She either had to catch an early train or she was really looking forward to our date.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7755020)



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Date: March 8th, 2008 8:25 PM
Author: Mustard blood rage university

underrated.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9450194)



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Date: March 14th, 2007 8:55 PM
Author: effete rehab

I remember one time, I went to this movie

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7755087)



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Date: March 14th, 2007 8:56 PM
Author: Irradiated splenetic native

r u calling me a fucking liar?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7755093)



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Date: March 14th, 2007 8:57 PM
Author: effete rehab

not at all

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7755100)



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Date: March 14th, 2007 9:23 PM
Author: Irradiated splenetic native

wow i just searched for her on the web and she has a website with her full resume, and a portfolio with thumbnails of her object and print work. she also studied abroad in france.

i think this girl's a jewbie

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7755293)



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Date: March 14th, 2007 11:12 PM
Author: Irradiated splenetic native



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7755882)



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Date: March 14th, 2007 11:36 PM
Author: flushed thriller turdskin nursing home

Are you a beat maker?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7756027)



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Date: March 14th, 2007 11:38 PM
Author: Laughsome ungodly ape

unfortunately i dont "get" the thread, but i do find it hilarious

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7756045)



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Date: March 14th, 2007 11:41 PM
Author: flushed thriller turdskin nursing home

what dont you get about it?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7756066)



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Date: March 15th, 2007 10:47 AM
Author: Laughsome ungodly ape

its clearly satire but i dont know of what.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7757795)



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Date: March 15th, 2007 10:36 PM
Author: Irradiated splenetic native

clearly satire? what are you talking about?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7761421)



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Date: March 31st, 2007 3:10 PM
Author: Laughsome ungodly ape

*high five*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849524)



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Date: March 15th, 2007 12:36 AM
Author: offensive sexy shitlib

this is the suckiest suck sucking thread i've ever read on xo

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7756425)



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Date: March 15th, 2007 12:37 AM
Author: racy location mental disorder

this poster graduated from plucot university with a major in asshat.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7756441)



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Date: July 17th, 2007 9:44 PM
Author: Talented burgundy church kitty



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8399242)



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Date: March 15th, 2007 12:37 AM
Author: cruel-hearted locale

this is your brain on Jay-Z. any questions?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7756436)



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Date: March 15th, 2007 10:34 AM
Author: Lemon Godawful Fat Ankles

in light of this, what is your microeconomic view???

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7757747)



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Date: March 15th, 2007 10:41 PM
Author: Irradiated splenetic native

my company's doing just fine

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7761453)



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Date: March 15th, 2007 11:11 AM
Author: puce crackhouse

what's going on here?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7757858)



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Date: March 15th, 2007 11:28 AM
Author: soul-stirring gold dragon

you make niggers look bad.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7757930)



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Date: March 15th, 2007 10:41 PM
Author: Irradiated splenetic native

jealous punk

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7761454)



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Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:05 PM
Author: Irradiated splenetic native



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7799992)



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Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:11 PM
Author: galvanic domesticated senate son of senegal

hi, joshua_d!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7800060)



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Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:11 PM
Author: Irradiated splenetic native

huh?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7800065)



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Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:14 PM
Author: galvanic domesticated senate son of senegal

also, Chicago Law students: How to best contact Jay-Z?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7800105)



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Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:19 PM
Author: Irradiated splenetic native

r u saying you have a point?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7800159)



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Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:20 PM
Author: galvanic domesticated senate son of senegal

wtf?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7800176)



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Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:27 PM
Author: galvanic domesticated senate son of senegal

fucking great thread dood srsly

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7800243)



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Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:21 PM
Author: Red confused macaca

I still don't understand this thread.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7800183)



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Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:22 PM
Author: Irradiated splenetic native

what is there not to understand? it's pretty self-explanatory. if you don't understand this thread then you dont understand every thread out there. It's the principle of mathematical induction, which Jay-Z applies in his raps quite regularly.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7800196)



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Date: July 17th, 2007 10:23 PM
Author: Azure Brunch

blah

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8399439)



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Date: March 26th, 2007 10:53 PM
Author: Irradiated splenetic native



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7822935)



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Date: March 26th, 2007 10:54 PM
Author: Irradiated splenetic native

The frame is complete! if anyone wants to see it, the framing shop is located at...............

Anyway, the Jigga autograph is from 1998. It is signed, '98

I'm not picking it up until noon tomorrow, so you can see if from 10am to 12pm in the framing shop, or, of course, at my apt.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7822944)



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Date: March 27th, 2007 10:10 PM
Author: Irradiated splenetic native

Now, the frame is at my house. Now I just need to get my interior decorator slash maid to come over and tell me where to hang it, and then have her husband hang it.

Where shall I put it!!!?????!!!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7828605)



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Date: March 27th, 2007 10:21 PM
Author: Rusted address

I thought this was going to be a post from a Notre Dame law student who shat in the magazine aisle.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7828662)



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Date: March 31st, 2007 2:39 PM
Author: Irradiated splenetic native

The frame is now hanging in my living room. It really brings life to the place. I'm so proud of myself.

The story is over.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849352)



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Date: March 31st, 2007 3:08 PM
Author: Irradiated splenetic native

this shit is bad. ass.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849518)



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Date: March 31st, 2007 3:11 PM
Author: Laughsome ungodly ape

I love this thread. ty diandre for posting here

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849534)



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Date: March 31st, 2007 3:14 PM
Author: effete rehab

same

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849551)



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Date: March 31st, 2007 3:17 PM
Author: Laughsome ungodly ape

It's definitely the principle of mathematical induction

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849562)



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Date: March 31st, 2007 3:23 PM
Author: Irradiated splenetic native

clearly i was just joking about that.

BUT, i use mathematical induction at my job, while I'm programming.

Two concrete examples:

1) When we're testing a new version of a pricing library, we compare the output of a file with the output of a file that was produced during a test just before. if the files are the same, then we're good. Because we assume that the one from before is good, given that the first one is good. that's what mathematical induction is.

2) When I download historical spreads from a database, some of the dates have error values. What i should do is some sort of interpolation to get the value, but I do something more simple which is just get the value from the day before. If there is a value for the first date, then i'm guaranteed to have an entire series without any errors. Again, basic mathematical induction.

I can't think of where jigga uses inducation in his raps, quite honestly. i was just joking.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849587)



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Date: March 31st, 2007 3:23 PM
Author: Laughsome ungodly ape

tytytytyt

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849591)



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Date: March 31st, 2007 3:32 PM
Author: Concupiscible French Chef Hall

This thread gets worse and worse every time you post.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849622)



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Date: March 31st, 2007 3:33 PM
Author: Irradiated splenetic native

huh? i did start the thread jerkweed.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849629)



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Date: March 31st, 2007 3:35 PM
Author: Irradiated splenetic native

what? are my examples not induction?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849635)



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Date: July 17th, 2007 9:51 PM
Author: Cyan clown

ok i officially dont get what the fuck this is all about.

as far as your comparisions go unless you use a cyclic redundancy check or non repeating hash the two files cant be compared directly. a bit differential will cancel out and even though both files are different you will get the result that both files are identical.

what youre doing is not induction. its extrapolation with infinite error functions.



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8399281)



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Date: March 31st, 2007 3:53 PM
Author: Pale Spot

Hilarious.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849719)



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Date: March 31st, 2007 4:25 PM
Author: Irradiated splenetic native

the young lady who came over last night was like:

"wow, that's hot. you just got all his shit. nobody else has something like that".

she is from florida.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849886)



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Date: July 17th, 2007 9:33 PM
Author: Laughsome ungodly ape

YES!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8399208)



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Date: December 4th, 2007 4:37 PM
Author: Dun tripping piazza

tytytytytyty.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8977310)



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Date: December 4th, 2007 4:48 PM
Author: Aggressive Church Building

Brilliant

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8977365)



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Date: March 31st, 2007 9:36 PM
Author: Irradiated splenetic native

wanna know the consultant's name?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7851628)



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Date: July 17th, 2007 9:45 PM
Author: fear-inspiring dead filthpig

I never did get this thread.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8399247)



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Date: September 28th, 2007 11:22 PM
Author: Laughsome ungodly ape

bumps historical spreads from a database

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8703073)



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Date: September 28th, 2007 11:28 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle navy personal credit line indian lodge

diandre, is some kind of next-level shitck from the year 2025 that I just don't understand yet.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8703092)



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Date: September 28th, 2007 11:59 PM
Author: Irradiated splenetic native

http://jenniekeinard.com/info.htm

no joke buddy. Okay, 3.85 instead of 3.89. i'm not perfect, you know

but what I described happened. those bastards should not have thrown us out

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8703196)



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Date: September 29th, 2007 12:09 AM
Author: Irradiated splenetic native

one more point on this. The chick who helped me pick a spot on the wall and hang the picture is my sup's wife, and she claims to have been an interior decorator. she definitely does a good job cleaning.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8703231)



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Date: September 29th, 2007 2:03 AM
Author: dark pit

it's like an episode of Jerry.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8703506)



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Date: December 4th, 2007 4:34 PM
Author: Laughsome ungodly ape

Anyway, the Jigga autograph is from 1998. It is signed, '98

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8977294)



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Date: December 4th, 2007 4:35 PM
Author: Dun tripping piazza

Amazing.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8977302)



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Date: December 4th, 2007 4:43 PM
Author: topaz orchestra pit

See, I didn't even know that they were called jewel cases. I even learned something.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8977342)



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Date: December 4th, 2007 4:49 PM
Author: twisted electric furnace property

Robert Hacketttt is a coward

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8977369)



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Date: March 8th, 2008 5:32 PM
Author: coiffed obsidian main people

My first suggestion was Starbucks. then I suggested either my apartment or her frame studio. She rejected my apt and the studio. I think that she felt safer at the bookstore.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9449559)



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Date: March 8th, 2008 3:44 PM
Author: shimmering misunderstood theater

I think I'm starting to get it...

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9449011)



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Date: March 8th, 2008 4:32 PM
Author: effete rehab

this was always one of my favorite threads

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9449286)



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Date: March 8th, 2008 5:23 PM
Author: coiffed obsidian main people

It's #1 in my book.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9449526)



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Date: March 9th, 2008 12:19 AM
Author: effete rehab

all the posts calling it the worst thread of all time makes it even better (in part because they might be right)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9451447)



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Date: March 9th, 2008 1:37 AM
Author: Aggressive Church Building

wtf no, it's next level schtick.

it's truly amazing.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9451712)



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Date: March 8th, 2008 8:31 PM
Author: Mustard blood rage university

This is the one XO thread that I feel I could only truly appreciate while high. But it is hilarious in any event. The "I use induction all the time at my job" post was incredible.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9450225)



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Date: March 8th, 2008 8:52 PM
Author: kink-friendly orange idiot

this is some fucked up shit

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9450314)



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Date: March 9th, 2008 4:41 AM
Author: vigorous faggot firefighter

Diamonds and Pearls? WTF?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9452031)



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Date: March 9th, 2008 5:36 AM
Author: dark pit

if you don't understand this thread, you're not ready for xoxo.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9452140)



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Date: October 29th, 2008 11:00 PM
Author: Aggressive Church Building

tcr

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#10307935)



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Date: October 29th, 2008 11:06 PM
Author: Charismatic generalized bond corner

interesting that it was Sunday (THE Holy day) when we were doing it so it was if we were treating Hov godlike.

keep in mind this is like a really really dorky (but not a dork) thin white girl who admitted she had no clue about Jay-Z or his music.

------

this is good

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#10307949)



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Date: October 29th, 2008 11:28 PM
Author: Irradiated splenetic native

this is bad, real bad. this is not good for my image. I am completely divorcing myself from the memory of this thread.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#10308007)